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tpacalipse: Vigna unguiculata

hahahaha u would call ur husby BEANS! hmmm dats not Fruity me thinks is EARTHY.

Can't give him a fruity namel! One Fruity name in d house is enough. Dnt want us 2 be name-sake! .

That's a question dat always baffles me! Y some ladies who are ready 4 marriage nd passed 30 will say they dnt hav ANY1 at all intereated in them! Strange cos I grew up with 3 of my aunts who where in d uni wen I was in sec sch nd they are all married now. As at d tym they got engaged they had 2 choose frm 3/4 suitors. Now am in d uni nd I see ladies of 29,30 still single! Baffling

Na new Thing! D gal who refused Dangote's marriage proposal unko nd lola who refused lil wayne marriage proposal wit all d moneyyy! Are they not human beings like her? Abeg me sef don refuse 9 trillion naira .

She looks really soft. Fresh nd soft.

honeric01: Yes, he's my brother, his father is from ogun and his mother from osun.

No i don't know what a zoo is, is that a market or a saloon?

Your small brain has refused to see the message in my statement, i can't help you

You are BRAINLESS dear at least I have a brain! There is diff between a wild animal & an animal kept/protected in a Zoo! Go back 2 nursery school.

Most peeps didn't even read d article! Read d heading nd jumped 2 Reply. She has 3 kidneys NOW so she can't sell 2 cos she needs 2 to live a normal life!

honeric01: The judge is a vegetarian abi?

you can't kill a monkey but you can kill rats, cockroaches, fishes, chicken, turkeys, pigs e.t.c?

obviously the guy is ur brother! The animal was in a ZOO or u dnt knw wat a Zoo is? How will Nigeria grow wen d youth dnt hav any form of maintainace culture No continuity in anytin!

Suljosh: Ladies are so dumb!

Wat do u mean? Didn't u read d part where he also duped a Reverend Father A MAN! Any1 can fall victim most expecially Greedy people!

Might be ur using a Bad alluminium Pot 2 cook. Fake/bad alluminium pots dat are smooth in nd out will burn ur food no matter wat! Even wen ur boillin yam lol. Nd dem using iron spoon 2 stir some food 2 d bottom will burn ur food eg rice. Nd there are som food dat u DO NOT put certain spices else d food will taste FUNNY. Goodluck.

Subomi-luv:
Sexkil says people who insult will be immediately banned, no insults allowed so hopefully that would be better

yeaa hopefully.

nikkyshyne: lol @ pray about it

yes ohh. I fear Nairaland insults pass anytin!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Anyone who criticizes our contestants will be banned. No such nonsense. It'll be made a rule for the contest. [/color]

woww praise d lawd. I wee verify very soon.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]No you did not miss it.

Just get verified now.

You write "fruityjojo" on a paper, hold it to your self and take a picture and send to sexkillz(mikaelocee@gmail.com) or ogugua(spyder_kings@yahoo.com) or both. Make your face visible.

It is needed to silence those who may want to doubt your beauty and authenticity. [/color]

ohhhhhhhh ok.Nice. thanks. I'll pray abt it ist not sure am Brave enough 4 Nairaland criticism.

Arggggggg OH MY LAWD! Where have I been! I was nominated! Argghhhhhh is d competition over yet!? *screaming nd panicking* I hav been soo darn busy plss some1 did I miss it?

Strauskhan1: hmmmmm.. What curricular assessment?

u won't understand! Its a Secret Service tin 4 d gud of d Nation!

3,5,7 nd No 8! Immediate disqualification. No abbs, no fine face! D rest chaiiii expeciall no1 I'll need him 2 come 2 my office 4 other curricular assesment

Texas.Cowgirl:
So your proof is Onila's threads?

u can't con ur way out of dis! I live in an african country, I see diff African gals daily dear. Wat u wrote abt African women no having nice figures is TOTAL BIASED RUBBISH!

Texas.Cowgirl:
What makes you think I'm not a 50 years old woman with 4 kids?

Even at dat! Not enough reasons 2 say u have d figure dat AFRICAN women dnt have! Hahahaha u must be jokin sha d averge AFRICAN woman has a shape 2 die 4! U should see Onila's thread on AFRICAN women as a testimony.

life_style: This is how every lady should look like...

i wont settle for less...

. TRUE nd pls if u ever give birth 2 any gal child less dan dis! Then u must throw her in2 d Lagoon! Cos she won't find a husband. Wish u gud luck.

Sincere Bigot: who allow am enter private jet?

Dats not a P.J. Dats a first class section of a commercial plane.

Texas.Cowgirl:
Really, I feel like I'm the only one with the best figure in Nigeria.

Thanks to my mommy and grandmothers for giving me the figures that many of these African ladies will never have.

Woooooooo!!

Lol She is 46years old! Ur comparing ur figure with a 46year old mother of 3kids?

Soo op where is d skimpy dress or at ur age u dnt knw d meaning of skimpy! Seun pls ban dis guy 4 wrong use of English!

Eya. U guys sayin d op should grow up are really inconsiderate! Talkin lyk u didn't attend a Nigeria uni. Am a student rite now nd I know wat enterin a uni does 2 a gal EXPECIALLY if she stays in school hostels, or alone. Hmmmm u should have a Heart 2 Heart talk with her now, let her see how u mean well 4 her future if she wants gurrantee nd ur ready 4 it then u can go nd have a lil formal intro with her family. Wish u good luck dear.

Love is all dat Matters...

Tabawababy: For having sake how can a man no how to cook this find jollove rice? I smile a rat. His girl friend cook the rice and the nairaland man shoot the picture with it.

hahhaha abeg I no fit laugh dis hot afternoon! So obvious ur doin dis on purpose cos all ur words are correctly spelt! Try harder next time try using wrong spellings nd no puntuation mark! .

ItsModella: Well, I use metal spoon to cook GOOD jollof rice.

its ok dear no bad blood. Different strokes 4 different folks but u should try it one day with a spatula. D diff is clear.

ItsModella: Says who? I've been cooking jollof rice for a long time, my momma taught me, her momma taught her and we never use wooden spatula, we always use a regular cooking spoon and it never burns. Most people I know use regular, metal soon..so I really do not know what you're going on about.

. Even in burials nd weddings cateries use mighty longg wooden stick/spatula 2 cook! U don't use metal spoon 2 cook a GOOD jollof rice! Plastic yes, wooden yes, Metal/Aluminum NO!

ItsModella: erm, why you dey use spatula? You no get spoon ni? Abi na eba you dey make?

Which kain jollof rice you dey make sef? The color is not right.

u don disgrace urself 4 here! U don't cook good jollof rice with a metal/alluminium spoon. Lol

IAMBREEZY: Nice,but why are you using that stick that they use to turn eba,for turning the rice

jollof rice burns easily expecially if u use an alluminim spoon in turning it. Wooden spatula is d bestest prevents burning.

modextus: eheen...complete your tory!

Following* fingers crossed

Pllsss nwa!

ok I hear.

What I'wld love 2 ask d Jamb Registra is What is goin 2 happen 2 all those many centers dat d Jamb invigilators didn't thumbprint d Student & their results were witheld!? Are d candidates 2 suffer d Negligence nd stupid decisions of d Examiners/inviglators?