₦airaland Forum

-Mr Cork-:
STD is for gay people only

LMAO Clown!

mascot87: By the time I give you some kiss, I swear you will FOREVER want more.

I bind nd cast any evil sour crusted mouth back 2 d abbyss! !

Atheist:-D:
You are only encouraging him

Lol

I wee only take ur advice, if ur a fellow Virginial! If not kip ur advice 2 yasef .

I am not a Racist but WHY ehn WHY?

Hmmmmm Disgusting! Yuck!

Pvt. Parts:
Can I have the pleasure of giving you The D1ck

wat do u mean by dat! . Is it a type of food! .

Yeaaa vigin thread. Virginial here can't wait 2 be 18 so I can finally have S€X hurray hurray hurray!

Very soon it will be do poor people use d toilet!! Mtcheew

Everywhere just dry 2day! By d way didn't know Nairaland has such handsome bobos with 100packs!

Wowww am a girl nd dis is soooooo true! All d points are on point! And point of correction ibtha14u: Not any1 can fall in2 cheating! Cheatin on ur partner doesn't make You d Victim! It isn't rape! Its a calculated, mens rues action!

Wow lupey ur very pretty. Black Beauty. Are u really a contestant? Didn't notice ur name amoung d verified?

annoymous: Some things don't just work that way. I know this story will sell and probably go viral (this is Nigeria) but facts will always be facts.

i. Naww. My Mom being a Nurse nd still practicing there are things happening everyday dat seem medically impossible dat u dnt hear about. Our former neighbour mama Uche was pregnant 4 more dan a year! She had fibrod 2. After d operation where my mom works st philomena, dey had 2 remove d baby prematuredly nd d fibrod & appendix stuff at d same time. So dis is not news 2 me.

I would guess d Agbo Women with their lovely complexion, nd their Legendary ability 2 steal other women husbands nd boyfriend! Am an Esan gurl thou.

Buriful gurlss everywhere but I already know d Winner...

mhozzis: Don't I know u somewhere?

. Is dat a question? If u dnt know how would I know?

Donalð Genes: [color=#000099][/color]

yes naw

cnwamo: Finish the statement.....

Amebo! . Wat do u tink I wanted 2 say?

Donpuzo: Did u pass jamb? And what score please!

If noi be say u still Fine small I 4 call u Bad Belle Hater!. But sincee...

Nuzo':
I think this was a costume for one of the stage drama performances that night.
Our journalists and overnight bloggers are doing very bad job.

However, if she was trying to dress up like a proper benin chief...then she failed utterly.

I expected only wrapper around the waist and beeds.
Good a thing a thing she doesn't have pot belly.

Did u read d post at all! Did u read d topic sef abi! Wat has Niger delta nd Benin chief got 2 do wit each other! U see its u who failed! Unto d topic Nigerians/most Nairalanders can neva be satisfied! If she had worn a foreign dress naw people wee still talk 2 short, 2 long, 2 exposed! Kate well done be proud of ur HERITAGE! Smh

Awwww she is soo cute. Nd contrary 2 wat I expected d doesn't have rily HUGE eyes.

WOMEN NEVER LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP UNTIL
THERE IS SOMEBODY ELSE...BELIEVE ME ON
THIS. WOMEN DON'T DO THIS.
Briliance9000 all I can say 2 u is dat ur EVIL! Wat! I hav a gf who is goin thru smtin very similar. Maltreats d gal, beat her almost 2 stupor one day cause she wore slippers 2 buy smtin, broke he sim nd fone! Has gone 2 her house 2 insult her parents cause he saw her standin wit a guy outsyd! Soo many tins Now she wants out but he said No oh dat she must remain in d relationship or else! So many tins can make a Woman Run from a relationship. Ns Wat do u mean by wat he has Done in d relationship! Wat could he hav done 4 her 2 deserve dis! ALL in ALL. U know absolutely NOTHING abt Women or wat they can do!

I have NEVER met anybody in my life who didn't eat more dan 1$ a day! RUBBISH statistics! Begger dey get reach 400 a day sef!

dasparrow: Well said though I don't trust Nigerian vets who studied in Nigeria. Are they properly trained to cure exotics and sea animals like tortoise? I personally doubt it.

what do u mean by sea nd exotic animals Lol. Tortoise is a land animal! Turtle is a sea animal. Know d diff 2day. Tortoise should eat flesh nd vegetables.

honeric01: hehe, maybe i'm actually the doc while you're the patient? Maybe?

Jokes apart,

what do you have to say about keeping animals in the zoo rather than the wild they belong?

sowee dear. Was Away nd darn busyy. Nice 2 see I won d battle. Not all animals can survive centuries in d wild. Dats y we need 2 protect, nd care 4 dis animals so how future generations can see nd study dis animals like we did.

Zona.com:
Hmmm. Lez alert

ok then! Wat next after d alert?

mekaboy: Does the two becoming one mean physical one or logical one ? Does 2 people living together make them one?

Is marriage the only reason a man leaves father and mother? Because I have left father and mother and I am not married yet.

A .... Does not care whether he understands a thing or not! All he wants to do is Show how clever he is. Sunday is not my best day 4 arguin wit people who hav d answers 2 their questions dear.

honeric01: you're replying a supposedly brainless person? Lol, what does that make you?

Imagine this:

what do you call a woman who dances with a mad woman?

Awaits your answer lolz

How DULL u are! A doctor of psychology talks, eats, dances, communicate with A MAD person like u 2 understand dem! Hmmm guess u neva knew dat dear I would LOVE 2 help u cure ur MADNESS even at d expense of dancing wit u! Lolsss

There is dis sayin I know, "A Relationship should either take u 2 d ALTER or d BANK. IF a Relationship is ONLY takin u 2 d KICHEN nd d BED! Then u need 2 get out! Say no 2 slavery!". Haaaaa charity begins at home if a guy can't even buy tins 4 u Spontaneously or pay ur t-fare smtyms or assist u wen u NEED his help now hmm it will be worse wen u get married! He will tell u whether ur not Working!

Well then ur not a MAN yet! Even d bible say "therefore A MAN shall leave his mother nd father nd d TWO(WOMAN) shall become one!

Which kain thread be dis! Keeping eye contact, NOT keeping eye contact! Which one should we do then! Remove our eye balls!? And dat Undressing Yourself! Hmmm which guy like 2 see a gal all undressed nd open showing all those privates all at ones yuck! From a discussion I had with some senior colleagues oneday guys LOVE 2 UnCloth a gal whether SLOWLY or REALLY fast! D tearing or slow undraping which eva! D rest points are kinda ok .