₦airaland Forum

Talking from both sides of the mouth, like a typical Almajiri.

Blazay:
These Southerners will forever remain a disgrace to themselves.
You will never hear of such things in the Northern parts of Nigeria.

Atleast, he wasn't disgraced out of office like one Salisu Buhari.

Thank God for the ever vigilant Yoruba people at Tin-can Port, who knows what would have happened to those gullible Almajiris north of the niger. They prolly would have taken that shyyt en masse, thinking it's powdered kunu. Buncha riff-raffs!

Blazay:
Ask Bola Tinubu for the details.
He would know for sure.
The greatest drug baron in Nigeria's history with international networks.

Blazay:
Like OBJ could attempt plastic surgery to fix his hideousness.
Baba wor-wor given birth to many baby wor-wors.

Written like a true coward.
Why did you not force your 'kunu' down his throat during his 8 years of 'service'?

Because we gave him the benefit of doubt, now that we know that he is just like anyother retarded Aboki, we are ready to fight till the end. He aint coming back, truss me!

Blazay:
In the name of God and Adeboye, they ra-pe, steal and kill.

Praise da lord.

Even with internet chatting.

Damboromba shege

Blazay:
Who says Igbo women do not love 'oko mallahs'?

Arent you a grown man? can't you be a little more decent than that? Makes me wonder what kind of a father you are. . .

Blazay:
So, what next?
After all the 'ariwo'?

They will force kunu down his throat, if he ever comes back.

Another Ibo man! Eewooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Blue Magic:
This is 1 of the reasons i really dont like mixing with Nigerians here. Either they are into some shady S$%T OR basically constitutin a nuisance. They come over here with their F$%Ked up naija mentality, forgetin this is a society of law & order & the bulls%^t that works in naija doesn't work here. After they are done constituting a nuisance & getting caught, they make the honest, hardworkin, law-abiding Nigerians look really bad. Any F%^&in naija who feels he can come here & act a fool, should be caught, jailed & shipped home.

May you NEVER be forgiven of ANY mistake you make in life henceforth. May it be unto you as you wish for our fictional Olu. Say Amen!

spikedcylinder:
Most of the people saying the girl acted like a village girl are retards who probably have never lived a day in Lagos.
Lagos policemen that will pursue a grown arse man to the front of his house and beat him up in front of his wife and children for not giving them "chance" to pass in traffic?
Lagos policemen that will come down from their trucks and beat the living daylight out of okada men for daring to be on the same road at the same time with them? And seize their okadas too. To be reclaimed with ridiculous sums from their stations?
Lagos policemen that will slap your face if you dare to question why they are shinning their torch lights directly into your pupils?
Lagos policemen that will shoot you DEAD if you don't give them the peanuts they are known to beg for all over the place?

And you people say Ufuoma should take it lying low? She should have settled it in the court of Law? What court? A court that the bloody barstard Ikuforiji most likely has under his payroll? And the oku igbe born by mistake sat in his car whilst this poor woman was being beaten by his aides. Same person will swear to high heavens and threaten thunder and lightening if this is done to not even his child o . . . . one of his many many many concubines?
Walahi ko ni daa fun bobo yen. Eyin lo mama lo ko le ri waju lo mo. In fact, iku buruku lo ma ba pade ninu odun yi.
Oloriburuku.

EPE! EPE!! EPE!!!

ragdollz:
HAHAHAHHAH, I should have checked your criminal history before I even associated with you!! You are merely one of the dregs of this great NL, stinking up the place and making it so non-conducive for high-meaning people like me. OOHH, the shame upon this fantastic site to have your type running around wrecking good topics!!! LOOOOLLL. Now, to that massive poo-rhyme you just typed:
Where do I even start with this your vomit?? Gosh, when I think of what I could be doing with my precious time (**sigh**) - Well, it's your lucky day - I will spare you some seconds to show you how it's REALLY done, not all that deranged crack-induced yabba-dabba you wrote up there .

Yeah she is a nutjob. I guess it is the time of the month AGAIN. And instead of blood to be coming out of her mouth as usual, it is gushing into her brain. I will advise you to give her 4 days, to allow the blood to be completely drained from her brain into her stomach via the ventriculoperitoneal shunt that was placed there after she moved to the UK. It is my hope that by the end of the fourth day, she would be back to her old derange self, more mellow.

jason12345:
.i thought it was just a trade of weapons and Calvary!

You guys should stop this your yeye crap! However,I still maintain my earlir stance, there are very few Yorubas in the north; because we don't like mingling with lowlives. We are more sophisticated than those pigs north of the niger! That, my friends, is the plain truth.

NubianQ:
i would love to be spread apart but problem is that you have not recovered from your syphilis ( u remember the one you got from R-A-P-I-N-G The stray dogs in your fathers compound), your stench is soo bad pit toilets had to close down business, i cant come near you ooo,
so its peak milk u bring out? last time i heard, the rubber u used for the dogs had mucus mixed with maggots, abeg, leave me ohhh
lets just be friends because i cant come near u ooo, stinking pig,
my darling Fstranger

I can't wait to tear your perineum (look it up) and throw you around like a slut that you are. By the time I am done with you, instead of the three holes you presently have, you will be left with 0ne BIG hole. So you have your stinking shyyt, urine, menses,c*um, maggot, bastard child and everything else mixed together through that one hole. I can't wait to have a threeso*me with you and your mother. Feel free to bring your sister and grandmother along. You never know, they just might come handy.

chyz:
Sorry but the south is more populated and those who are populating the north by large amounts are not even those people from neighboring countries,but they are Igbo and Yorubas. They are in the millions in the north. So when the old census format is corrected and tribe is considered in the registration then those southerners( Igbo and Yoruba) will be counted towards their tribes, which are southern tribes. The false population of Hausa, Fulanis, kanuris will plummet. So yea, greed has really come back to bite you all in the butt.

Hey don't bring Yoruba into your stu.pid dead-Biafra rant! There are few Yorubas in the north. Anuofia!

NubianQ:
where is Fstranger come and comment ohhh, 
I am missing you, 
love
its nubian, your Animashaun number 1,  the only person u desire, 
Dummy lol

Thank you! Thank you!! Thank you!!! Far way too kind with your invite. Anyway, I agree with everything you've said so far. Glad to see my Animashaun talking intelligently for the first time, no cursing, no deranged reasoning, calm,cool, and collected. Keep it up ok? I will be watching your every move, both on and off NL.

Blazay:
I did not appreciate the services of a God who sacrificed his only son for nothingness, having conceived him 'immaculately' too.
After discovering Christians were ritualists who eat and drink the flesh/blood of their saviour they killed.
Besides atheists are way smarter people.

I concur!
lol

Ishit4body, Give it to them hard. One woman army from Gushua, Nigeria

alj harem:
what bloody sister u and your sister and other pro-biafrans are stu-pid and silly

a lying sister that her parents and your parent have feed u with lies

i pity all of u

I pity them too. They have no idea how much damage you and your cattle can do to them! Tell them man

Great

Onlytruth:
Dude you sound so gay! Tufiakwa! Don't you have real MEN in your land?
Why do you think another tribe will fight YOUR war?
You guys have not changed in 40 years!
If any of you think that your gang up will work again better think twice. At least now we can face Aboki, while the Ijaw will face you cowards!
That oil is going whether you like it or not.

Anyway, I still maintain the TRUE gospel, as revealed by Alj harem; that, if your people make any SENSELESS move AGAIN, those gay "cattle rearers" north of river niger are ready to FU*CK it out  of you, AGAIN, like they did 40 years ago. History repeats itself. They've done it before, they can DO it again.

A word is enough for the wise.

chyz:
Hey whatever beef you and the "Almajiri" have it is between you two, don't drag me into it.

I am not dragging you into anything. I am expressing my opinion as someone who loves you. If you don't want to get "beat" AGAIN, you'd better listen to Alj harem. Like he said, if your people make any senseless move AGAIN, they will have to VIOLENTLY express thier love for y'all, AGAIN.

becomrich5:
To be honest with you, if there was no cameraman there, the number of teeth that woman would loss,from beating from the nigeria police. Is equal to the same number of state in the federal republic of Nigeria. The police would beat her so much.
So what she decide to do, is what they call bragado or renking in nIgeria. that is the only way she could make it alive in that situation. You try bragado, if it does not work, you start begging for your life.
Her bragado worked for her. That how to survive in Nigeria. You use alot of bragado.

It is the same thing in nigeria politics that is why the south arm its self with illegal weapon against the north. it is call "anything can happen"

If the white people they kidnap try bragado, I am telling you, they would likely run away. This is how nigeria works.

This is so hilarious!

DapoBear:
I'm a graduate student and am not taking any classes this semester. Since I'm also a night owl, my sleeping patterns tend to be very weird. . .

If I'm away I'm probably doing research, at the gym, watching basketball, or asleep

Pretty much all I do with my life on the weekdays.

Glad to know you are not a pi*mp by day. Because this your thread na real wa. . . lol! Grad student in what?

Hey Chief Dapo, what do you do during the day? Seems you are just getting on NL!

Ivynwa:
@Fnwa
Here you are boy! Can see that you are getting your groovy on again. Don't you ever stop?

Hey Sweetie, dont call me "boy" again if you don't want me to send some OPC boys to your village in Ebonyi. I am a grown up man with a big as* kondo! Anyway, I am all over nairaland catching my fun while at the same time devising some kick as* plan to take over NL from Seun, wish me luck! Anywho, what are you up to?

chyz:
Now that is what it's about. Not all that hating and bashing nonsense.

If you don't accept the death of Biafra in peace, like the Aboki said, they ( Almajiris ) would have to beat it out of ya, AGAIN! You should listen to him! I think he knows what he is talking about.

Onlytruth:
Well at least you accept that Aboki should stay away from Aso rock for at least 24 years.
You think this your idiotic divide and rule stratagem will endure for ever?
The more you do this, the more determined people get to form Biafra (and you cannot stop it when the time comes).
Today, you say Yorubas are Nigeria's worst enemy and deny Abiola presidency and call Saraki a Yoruba to deny him northern support for presidency. Tomorrow you will say they are more qualified than Igbo because you want them to continue supporting your thieving and greedy tendencies in keeping power in the backward north, even without going to school.
Next you will ra.p.e Ijawland and pollute all their waters and wetlands using the money to develop Abuja, Kaduna and Kano, and now ganging up against Jonathan. Tomorrow you will tell them it is the Igbo that is r.aping their lands.
You see a pattern here?
Aboki is NOT intelligent. You are only enjoying a momentary victory you secured in Biafra thanks to divisions in the East.
The days of your lies are numbered. And Biafra is waiting patiently.

Biafra is dead. It is time to bury Biafra and move on.

NubianQ:
@Viva, forget am jo, i think i know who it is, anyway, i cant be bothered! if the person wants to hang on to that lurrve for me i cant help it, and to think words like love-peddler will hit me is funny, lol, lol,

hey drinks m still up matey! see ya in a Jiffy,

After the drink, you can come over to my place for a one night stand. This time around, I am only going to pay you $5 ok? Your over stretched p*ssy does not worth the $20 I used to pay for it. You can bring your p*mp-mama along. Lets make it a memorable night for all of us.

NubianQ:
Dont call me your sister, i dont mix with low lives and third grade scum! you can google that, STINKING MAGGOT!

U re getting sooo boring, i am tired of you,

you lack the whole stalker swagger, byeeeeee nob head!

Yep, thats right. However, you do have it in abundance. Anywho, when imma hit it?

NubianQ:


Thank you. you are far too kind, i AM SOOO PLEASED, WOHOOOOOO,

Most individuals faced with a long term mental illness like yours are at first in a state of denial. Some remain in that state for a short time and move on, some remain in that state for a longer period of time before moving on, and some never leave the state of denial. Each person handles the diagnosis differently. Most commonly a person goes through five distinct stages on the way to final acceptance It seems you have now gotten to the acceptance stage quite alright. Glad I could help.

NubianQ:
fstranger, when u are here busy stalking me, you are accusing another of stalking, come get your mum, your neighbour just called to say she ran out unclothed barking like a DOG,

Ladies and Gentlemen, I hereby present to you Exhibit 204: NubianQ Animashaun; The behavior of a "Scorned lowlife Nigerian Pro*stitute."

NubianQ:
wow, my grandma, hmmm, lol, try harder baby, keep trying,

so u use my name as your signature, yes ohhh, i be free giver, nothing do me!!! atleast i give,

u are just a PSYYCHOOO that cannot leave me alone,

you stalk me soo teyyyy my name na your signature

make me famous, my dear scum of the earth, i wish i could help you and your family with the money you asked for but i am sorry, i cannot spend my money on a Low life douchebag,

you have my sympathy! i understand that you are completely off in the brain department, my poor granda tried to help but she gave up knowing that you were a lost cause,

Does youR dad still bark like a dog? or your mum like an injured hyena?, oops i forgot your brother, the serial peodophile, lets not forget your sister the free Vajayjay giver to all the prisoners in kiri kiri, please send my regards,

No dont send my regards, just tel them it gets worse, when they get popped in the head,

Fstranger, keep it rolling, meeen, i like you!

Sorry excuse for an animal!!!

I am happy you are beginning to come to terms with your self. Carry go my sister, Nothing do you.