₦airaland Forum

Blazay:
Hmmm!!!

Why does the background look like ijesha-Tedo?
You shua that is London? Please, let them move back to Naija.
How can one live where people are still "climbing and jumping" GADA?

Has any one in this family ever heard of a gym?

They are fine sha. Kei!

Thinking you were too old to be a troll. Okay,  now I do think you're a troll. Not a good one or a funny one, but definitely one with waaaay too much time on your hands, and not nearly a good enough command of the English language to have made this funny.  If you had made it in a language understood by Almajiris, it would have been a lot funnier.

kITA TITA:
Ishit4body, I am your fan.  Please, you are going too low for who you want us to believe that you are. This uncouth language is inappropriate. Please tone down your language and change that username. That's NOT who you are, or maybe I am wrong. Tell me that I am wrong.

I am not a fan is of hit4body, but I am a fan of her great body. I just wanna hit that shi*t, seriously!

@ OP seriously, what is going on with you? Are you Ibo, cos only Ibos behave this way. You seem angry, anything we can do for you? Look at this pic below, is i t yours?

Blazay:
I am loving this.
A real pow-wow since the Nigerian civil war.
Time for some action.
We are gonna smoke 'em out(God bless George Bush).
That is gud.
Bring it on I say.
Word of caution to the 'beer bellies'. No drinking on duty.
Time to kick some ars*e.
I remember GEJ importing some Americans to reform the ex Niger-Delta militants a few months back.
Now, I now what he has been up to.

Is this supposed to be some Hausa poetry?

Blazay:
I did not say anything o.
But you all know what I am a-thinking.

Aboki, you again. just saying. Don't go looking for arms to cut, Olu is now in Utah. And BTW, Utah is in America. Your so called "country of infidels." Ode!

DapoBear:
Nothing wrong with that. They do a lot of evangelism, but don't do any harm, imo.
I used to have very bad notions about Mormons. Their religion is clearly fake and crackpot. But as fake as their religion is, it produces results: hardworking, honest and sober people who are trustworthy and family-oriented. Can the same be said about Christians or Muslims?
Too many Christians cannot be trusted (and I say this as a Christian myself.) Too many Muslims have very primitive ideas in their heads and are lazy.

With all due respect, I don't think you have the right to say something like that. It is an unfair, prejudicial characterization of a group of people. Some of the most hardworking people in Nigeria, and in fact, in the world, are people of the Islamic faith. You need not lampoon them to get your message across. We get it. You are a Christian and you've been brought up to look down on non-Christians, but haba with your education, you should know better. Laziness is not peculiar to any religious group. Neither is it a function of someone's race. It is a state of mind of the "lazy" individual. Islam does not in anyway condone laziness, just as how it is not tolerated in the Bible. And accusing them of having a primitive mind says a lot about how you have been brainwashed to thinking less of people of different religious beliefs. It saddens me that with your level of education and intellect, you, like most religious bigots, many of whom are illiterates, chose to remain close-minded when it comes to religion. I hope you realize how wrong your behavior is and atone for it before it is too late. However, more than that, I would advise you to be more objective in your characterization of people who are different from you. I know that old habits die hard, but I believe in you. You can make amends moving forward.

Ivynwa:
@fstranger
You are sure having much fun here in NL like me, I like to catch my evening fun in NL, its the best.
Omolulu please stop ogling my NLhottestbod, that is so ungentlemanly. You and Fstranger mustn't be disrespectful and make naughty talk with a lady please I am serious abt that.
Sh-i-t-*y nwa, please pay him no mind okay baby. You are making great sense here but mustn't allow anybody make you stoop to such unheard of dissing. I mean a queen like you is supposed to be acting jee jee like say she no dey sh-*-t much more announce that the whole thing dey for the body sef. Now we must give them some lady lady attitude before the council of Nairaland hottest body competition will decide to take away the crown from us -o-o-o. I dey beg-o-o-o my sister.

What man go do? Could you please to her for me? I still want to hit her you-know-what. Care to join? We can make it the best three*some ever.

sugah:
@all, im beginning to think nairaland is an avenue for people to rain insults and abuses at each other while supposedly arguing out issues. i think everyone should be able to state their opinion without being berated by anyone else.
@ishit4body, u can air your view without being angry and swearing at everyone else who opposes it.
@fstranger, seriously what is wrong with you whats with hitting and what exactly r u hitting? , and offering triple sins and foursomes to guys is just pathetic
And as regards the issue, if the guy did not disturb the peace of the land while taking the pictures then i dont see why he should be charged with it. iv seen people in nigeria try to walk by cameras (news or film crewmen) just so the camera would get a glimpse of them.
Here in the US, a cop was charged to court cos someone had a footage of him beating up a man he was supposed to arrest. If more pple would be bold enough to record or take pictures of naija policemen doing their thang (road blocks and 50 naira egunje), maybe just maybe the NPF would start looking into those issues.

You think it's pathetic, I am only thinking of how I am going to feel when I reach cloud 9, with Ishit4body under me of course. Keep thinking how pathetic it is, I am focused on the end goal, the end justifies the means.

@OP, when am I going to hit it?

@OP are you going Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy?


Come to papi, I can make you feel better!

ishit4body:
because you have seen that word used on NL, you now use it freely, what is the meaning of dumb?

You dont even know it, you mother foker. She is waiting, laps open.

Better people tried, all they got was silence, so, I am not gonna raise your ego by trading words with you.

When your momma opens are legs for you, make sure you spit on your d.cki head before inserting it. That spit means a lot. Anything you say further is surely to your mother at home.

BTW, just so you know, I don't do all that spiti crappola, I'd rather you use KY, ok?

Omolulu:
yeah right, unfortunately i cant have intimacy with my mum(my bad), u could help fulfil dat fantasy with your dad though, I hear he does everything, from banging his beautiful daughter "ïshitforbody" to climaxing inside a frozen chicken

And the WINNER of Round 1 is OMOLOLU.

By the power conferred on me, I declare open Round II. Gbagaun! Gbagaun!! Gbagaun!!!

dayokanu:
Fstranger you be real stranger. You want to hit Tumfulu aka ishit4body?

Correct. Still very much in the mood to hit her center of gravity! yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thats the sound she's gonna make, when I hit it.

alj harem:
the north is not going anywhere without ss oil

get it into your heads

in as much as we depend on your oil, u guyz depend on us for food

Even if given to you freely, I doubt you know what to do with it. It is that level of stupidit.y inherent in you and your ilk that SCARES the shyyt outta me and my fellow southerners. Anyway, you can now go back to feeding the cattle before its too late. Ciao!

tpia@:
who is this Cicero of Esa-Oke.

None other than the  Kaduna boy, Chief James Ajibola Ige, regarded by many, including yours truly, as the Cicero of Esa-Oke for his eloquence.

DapoBear:
I don't hate you Northerners. I just don't want to be in the same country as you guys. Neighbors, yes. Sharing the same country, no.

I totally agree with you, Mr. Dapobear. I hope one day we will eventually have our own Oodualand, devoid of the violence-prone Abokis and the unrelentless whining Biafrans. It is true what the "Cicero of Esa-Oke" said that "if not for the North, Nigeria would have reached her promise land." Goodluck to Southern Sudan.

ishit4body:
^^^
No, its you who seem to be out of point here.

The title of the thread is clear. He was arrested for taking pictures of policemen, you are here justifying it because Nigerians go abroad and freely snap pictures of buildings and places without getting reprimanded for anything?
I am saying, that comparison is very ejaculative and a retrospective balooning of a respectful and freudal argument and attempting to harangued it into a conjectured interwoving of the two epileptic marabouts.
Compare like to like, and not like to unlike. So, do Nigerians go abroad taking pictures of policemen without seeking their permission?

Ejaculative ke, take am easy o. Anyway, your Ingrish is getting too much for my small brain, so i will leave you alone. This one na fori fori indeed!

ishit4body:
What kind of english is this?

Thats ebonics, love!

manny4life:
No doubt the fstranger is showing his pervasion to the highest order.  Same reason why it's not advisable to post your pics on public sites like Nairaland because the likes of fstranger would be there to jo off it.

Like minds think alike.

Inked_Nerd:

Hehehe, I agree with manny4life there are too many sheisty people on NL to put up pics. I'm not an ugly girl but the people on NL can be at time very weird and make it quite difficult to wanna put up a pic. Nice bod though. I applaud you for having the guts put up a pic.

That is so rude, she looks nothing like an escort. Seems like your lookin' to rile her up to get a response.

Hehehehehehehe, you also want to tap that "bod," I am down for a three-some, if you don't mind. And Yes, she looks like an escort! I pim*p people out all the time and if she wants a job, I'd hire her in a heart beat. Good body, supple lips, knows how to create a thread, thunder thighs, and above all, she is a drama queen, what more can a "John" ask for?

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ishit4body:
Many of you can not even put your picture up on NairaLand, yet you shout how right it is for people to go out snapping everyone they see with their camera phone. Or why havent you put up your pictures in the public domain? You freaking ugly or you look like a monkey?

You look like an escort. I like you!

ishit4body:
^^^

Humility? From a JJC, with a Law Degree from Wales University?

Oh no- he will shout and scream, i know my right. Of course, thats why the case got escalated. Trying to show off he just arrived, and he thinks he is a lawyer from the queens backyard.

I concur.

Hey, great body! I'd like to hit it someday, what say you?

igbobuigbo:
We should report news with a sense of purpose. We are not robocops or zombies.

He is Biafran, don't expect too much.