₦airaland Forum

usbcable:
@shit4body,
you are a LovePeddler(not my words) according to your supporter and brother fstranger.

Yes, your are right, she is a LovePeddler. She has never denied it.

If you are interested in banging her, knock yourself out. Just make sure you have it on record, that's all, am not asking for too much.

Goodluck.

bk.babe97y:
No Biafran threw in a congratulatory message. Plus, the title of the topic is devoid of "Ibo Undergraduate student wins. . . . . ".

[b]I doubt I'd be wrong if I said this obviously brilliant kid gotta be Yoru[/b]ba!

Haha, my head is already swelling! And YES, she is Yoruba.

bk.babe97y:
Lol. Hey, u can keep the crown if it makes your biceps bigger!

HAHAHAHAHAHa. . . you are a good sport! Just so you know, I plan to keep the crown!

Asking the same question here: why no Great Ife?

Why Jos and Maiduguri? ABU and Nsukka I understand.

bk.babe97y:
Clearly, your english is just as bad as Almajiri's. . . ummm, sorry, my bad, I mean Alj Harem's!

The [b]comma [/b]was not the problem here, but his use of "LIED" instead of "LIES/LAY".

Baby, why do u keep disappointing me?!!

True! And, clearly your English is not as good as mine. . . lol.

Ileke-IdI:
Oh my oh my! He said "and there, ladies and gentleman, lied his greatness", not "ladies and gentleman lied about his greatness". "comma" is a very powerful tool.

That Almajiri is a nut case. I am 100% sure that he is either underage or dyslexic. There is no way he passed WAEC, no bleeping way. If he did, someone must have taken it for him. No way, he did JAMB himself. On a very serious note, I doubt he is even educated. Someone like him should not even be talking about Pa Awo. I think the other guy wanted to write ".  .  . lies his greatness," but prolly mistakenly pressed the 'd' button instead of  's'

And the past tense of 'lie' is lay, so ".  .  . lay his greatness" would have been correct.  Either way, the original poster messed up, confusing the illiterate Aboki/Almajiri.

Blazay:
Finally googled her.
No wonder.
She is married to a white Brit.
She could not be married to a Nigerian Southern coward and display such courage.
I owe her a medal.
A Gordon Bell Price for being the Mother of the Internet.
Praise to Allah for the internet and the capturing of these events.
Fine babe. Not all those ugly Yoruba-okoro dorty babes.
http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/7307/6/ufuoma-ejenobor-weds-in-style-exclusive-photos.html
[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/thumb2.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L3Vmb21hd2VkZGdnLmpwZw==&s=MTEvMTcvMjAxMA==&w=600[/img]

Warning: Don't you ever bring Yorubas into any of your senseless diatribe again. Feel free to bash the Ibos, they deserve it. If you do not desist from bashing Yorubas, I am going to have to go back to my old ways of exposing your stu.pidity.


A word is enough for the wise.

Ivynwa:
Ivynwa enters the thread, looks around---was about to holla to friend Fstranger but was stung by his recent nasty posts. She perused through the thread more and the acidity and nastiness of some other posts uprooted her from her seat and threw her through the roof of the thread-d-d-d-d-d-d. She landed in badagry expressway, shook the dirts off her jeans and ran to find some other thread to go catch some fun-n-n-n-n-n

You came late. I understand, you must have been busy!

We have been at each other's neck since morning. And, Ishit4body seems to have lost it totally, as you can tell from her previous posts. Anyway, hope you are fine. Glad to know that you landed on Badagry expressway at a time when traffic was light, if not, we, by now, would be discussing something else. For that. Glory be to the most high. That said, the three*some offer is still on the table. I will advice you to seriously consider it. I am one in a million. Here in Yankee, white chics are all over me, and using Babasuwe's words, "won ko mi je rush rush. Hope you understand.

Anywoo, welcome to the programm. Enjoy your stay.

ishit4body:
when dogs who are animals, bark, and noone notices them, they keep quiet, but when humans talk and they are not noticed, they should hang themselves.

Hey ishit4pussy, When imma hit it, baby? When imma spread your legs wide open? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

oyb:
this tertiary syphilis/internet cross dressing / transgendered medication must has taken a big hit on your already severely diminished capacity

its don't wrestle with a pic - you'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it - as to the goat stealers and the suckling - i can only surmise that you are forced to engage in hard core adult entertainment with ruminants to make ends meet - the only way for someone with orifices that have long since stretched beyond their elastic limit

How you take know? Abi you sef don "pon pon pon" ishit4body before?

@ishit4body, when imma hit it? Since ojogbon oyb don talk sey your whateve don stretch beyond elastic limit, a Mouth Gig will do for me at this point.

ishit4body:
On Nairaland, jobless people take panadol for another person headache.

Abi ooooo my sister!

tensor777:
Can't you do without posting. How many times do you have to comment on just one person??

Can't you do without STALKING me? How many times do I have to report you to the mods? Get off my d*ck, bloody f*ggot!

igbobuigbo:
Shouldn't you be doing modeling than involved in cyber politics? Unlike Dora, you need to identify where you best fit in. I am helping you do so.

Nah, see her face, very wowo. She has a face only a mother could love. However, she has a great "bod," with proper tutelage, she can be a great escort. Anywho, I am interested in hiting her g*spot though. Been trying to convince her for more than a week now.

ishit4body:
Are those kids in the picture realy yours? Ask your wife, she will tell you they are not realy yours. At 32 years of age, and you dont know the true identity of your bast-ard children?

Huh, that is just nasty of you. This is gradually becoming yam-pepper-scatter-scatter
Anywho, when imma hit it? I can't wait to spread your legs wide apart and hit it harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.

Blazay:
Educated-illiterate.
Yoruba pedo-phallus.

Now, you write in Hausawa poetry, to conceal your stu.pidity. If you are humble enough, I'd suggest you apply to one of our second-grade universities to learn how to write properly. Don't waste your time applying to our federal universities, they won't bother looking at your application; there are many more Yorubas and Igbos to attend to.

Blazay:
Ha ha ha
Too bad, yo.u will never find out.
Ever since we found out that English is neither your native [s]or[/s] foreign language, you have been after all my typos.
Please find one 11 year old step daughter of your's to molest and get off my back.
I am not gay.
Put your 'blokus' to good use please, and stop drooling over my children.
Time to cover their faces in the typical Sharia-Christian manner.
You may kiss their lovely feet only.
With my supervision of course.

Now we know that English is your's your tenth language.

Blazay:
Beautiful aren't they?
Just with one shot, 2 appeared at once.
Post [b]your's.[/b]Prolly too ugly or even ra-ped to death or used for rituals in your black babalawo pot.=
Sorry, this aboki only does women not girls. You should see their momma.
Zainab, my Jamaican princess.(Then "Z" in Blazay.
Are you stalking me?

I think this uncouth, semi-illiterate, nose blowing, loud coughing Aboki is too local to get a Jamaican princess. Just saying.

And, the highlighted above should be yours, not your's

Blazay:
Something needs to be done about these randy old Yoruba men.
Before these stories started coming out, no telling how many have been sleeping with their daughters.
Why not go and import one for sale from Egypt or Republic of Benin.

Yoruba men like to shine small-small congo meat too much. Especially those of their daughters.[/b]Kei!

We learnt that nasty behaviour from them Abokis, who by the way, are experts in "shining smal-small congo meat." To them Abokis, the younger the better, no wonder our in-house Aboki, [b]Mr. Blazay, is bold enough to post the picture of his most recent "congo meat" on his profile!

manny4life:
fstranger, your talk too much; I doubt if you can even do the job, or even cause the damage you're claiming. Shoot all talk and less action make fstranger a *** go figure.

Ok.  .   .   . tell her to give me a try. And BTW, why are you so concerned? "Why do you take panadol for another person headache so?"

Blazay:
Immaculate ejaculations.

In the name of the father,
and of the son,
and of the holy ghost,
through christ our lord,
amen.
Allah dey.
Let me guess. These MUST be Yoruba people.

Sup Aboki? How far with your loud coughing, spitting all over the place, and loud nose blowing crappola? Any improvement? Remember my last advice to you, about reducing the amount of goro you chew everyday? Make sure you heed to it, very important!

ishit4body:
Please, this is your opinion about this woman, doesnt make it right and dont try to force it down our throat. She is human, after all, go to America and ask what people think of Obama since he became the President. This is politics, some will like you, some will hate you, dont expect everyone to like you, but that doesnt mean you should listen to them and let you loose your focus.

Please talk to me. When imma hit it?

BTW, I am willing to pay you 500 pounds / hour, for an all night romp with you and any of your other gorgeous girlfriends.

Brief info about me: I am a thoroughbred "omo Naija," with a very long kondo. I am attracted to you cos I like 'em crazy, just like you are. And the fact that you are a cougar is another reason I am attracted to you, not to talk about your great body. I can't wait to tear you apart. By the time I am done, you will forever thank your stars.


Please, I am very serious and well loaded!


Yours Sincerely,
ishit4body admirer

maedan:
It is the very fact that we are women that we know exactly what they are going through and have the right to say, what is the big deal. Because this is neither the first or last time women, whether in sports or business or politics, will receive lesser treatment than their male counterparts. If we rile like you at every slight to our fellow females, we would have killed ourselves long ago by the effort. We don't need, don't appreciate all the male ranting here bc deep down we know you all are just patronizing these poor girls who have the sense to "manage" what they have and deal with it all with the dignity, smiles and good nature they have shown.

Women don't deserve anything imho, bunch of whores!

ishit4body:
Yooo. me dig!

But, y'all can argue all you want, these breed of people will be ready to slave all over again to remain abroad, so, why will they agree of anything better to where they are right now?

Who knows? Forget about them. Talk to me, when imma hit it?

Ishit4body's husband!

ishit4body:
so why are you countering my statement?

Why are you doing this to me? Please answer my question: when imma hit it?

buzugee:
better go pay for a love-peddler. you thirsty and Hot mahfuka  

Yo, what are you talking about? ishit4body is a love-peddler.

ishit4body:
why will anyone agree that he/she regrets something he/she ran away from?

Please talk to me. When imma hit it?

BTW, I am willing to pay you 500 pounds / hour, for an all night romp with you and any of your other gorgeous girlfriends.

Brief info about me: I am a thoroughbred "omo Naija," with a very long kondo. I am attracted to you cos I like 'em crazy, just like you are. And the fact that you are a cougar is another reason I am attracted to you, not to talk about your great body. I can't wait to tear you apart. By the time I am done, you will forever thank your stars.


Please, I am very serious and well loaded!


Yours Sincerely,
ishit4body admirer

ishit4body:
only fools talk when noone listens or notices. Why do you take panadol for another person headache so?

Keep talking. Talking back or talking with idiots only gives the idiots a satisfaction he/she doesnt deserve. When you talk and i keep silent, just know the ignore button had been pressed and a mark put on he name, a label which says big fool.

Please talk to me. When imma hit it?

BTW, I am willing to pay you 500 pounds / hour, for an all night romp with you and any of your other gorgeous girlfriends.

Brief info about me: I am a thoroughbred "omo Naija," with a very long kondo. I am attracted to you cos I like 'em crazy, just like you are. And the fact that you are a cougar is another reason I am attracted to you, not to talk about your great body. I can't wait to tear you apart. By the time I am done, you will forever thank your stars.


Please, I am very serious and well loaded!


Yours Sincerely,
ishit4body admirer

DapoBear:
This is always a tough sort of thing to answer without data or whatever, it is just hearsay.
But with that said, I've noticed we do pretty well. Not just among Nigerians, but among all types of women. I see too many married couples or dating couples here in the US where the man in Yoruba and the woman is something else (usually Igbo, AA, or white.) And it isn't as if the girls are scrubs either, some of these chicks are phenomenal. If Igbo/other Nigerian, will be very pretty. If AA, a prototypical long-haired redbone. If white, some sort of leggy blonde volleyball chick with a great body.
Who knows what the reason is, though. I've noticed here in the US that we do a very good job of fitting into all cultures. We know how to make white people, black people, and Nigerians feel comfortable around us. Maybe this ability translates into attracting women?
I don't know. Sometimes you just count your blessings without questioning why you have them
With all that said, we have love for Yoruba girls too. Just the pressure when dating a Yoruba girl is more My parents get too into it and emotionally invested when it is a Yoruba girl they like. I don't necessarily want that sort of pressure at this stage in my life.

Ki la wa seeeee, sejo lawa faye gbo, kii lawa seee, se bi AYE LA JE NI BI, eba fi yen le, K e je A'JAYE ORI nibi, Ki la wa se. . . . . , .
Anyway, you are very spot on. Everyone likes us!

I don't understand the purpose of the noise. These are just whores c*um female athletes. They don't even deserve to be picked up at all. Who gives a shyyt about female soccer. Very ugly set of people. Lets stop this unneccesary bashing.

Females don't deserve to be treated with any respect, most of them are whores!

For god's sake, this is female soccer, not the Super Eagles!