₦airaland Forum

NubianQ:
Fstranger,,
you re just the poster child for a cumdump commercial,
you want me to click on a link? you must be picking some ants in your rectum,
soo you want me to put a virus on my computer? you are sooo dumb for real,
anyway, since you are a product of a gang doo doo on your mama gone mad, i will spare you the reasons why i cant be bothered clicking on anything,
GO AND SLEEP OR GO AND OVERDOSE ON ANDREWS LIVER SALT, PURGE OUT ALL THE DUMBNESS FROM YOUR HEAD.
Look down, you brain is falling pick it up quick!!!

I guess it is the time of the month? or time of the year, going by your grandma status, because I can't really explain the underlying reason for your sudden craziness.

tensor777:
^Do you now live in England?

Can't you do without stalking people? Why do you want to know if he lives in England? you bloody fa*got!

NubianQ:
@Fstranger,
The Famous RETARD of nairaland,
You must look for me anywhere i go,
Go and finish plucking your fathers PUBES, before you talk to me,
FSTRANGER, CHEI, YOU LIKE ME SHA,
YOUR STENCH IS KILLING EVERYONE ON CYBER SPACE
Ooops i forgot, you mum just put up a new page looking for you, pls click on www.ilostmystupidignorantdumpcuntofachild.com and tell her that you are ok,

Glad we had this talk! I was just thinking about hooking up with you, as proposed by your solicitor/pi*p-mama, Vivaladiva.

Do you have a better picture than the one below?
http://www.newjersey.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-girls-100-special-100-special-100-special-100-special-100-special-100-special-new-girls-24/5177509

NubianQ Animashaun,

I just visited your website below, you need to change you picture,ok?

http://www.newjersey.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-girls-100-special-100-special-100-special-100-special-100-special-100-special-new-girls-24/5177509

alj harem:
what biafra have u been shouting about

for what purpose, pls tell me

why can't we co-exist as brother, why ,, why

why do u keep dreaming on false hope. why why

do u think we northerners would let u go, we love u and we will express our love in a violent way

that is how much we love u people(igbo)

so no igbo is going anywhere

You always crack me up with your Hinglish.

NubianQ:
Thanks for the Tip ohhh my dear Viva! my dear i am having fun chopping burgers and fries , i will need to double on the chopping so i can shyyytee correct one on d plane, so that they will not even deport me but give me a passport,

NubianQ Animashaun Is back in da house! For a second, I thought you were gone. Glad to see you back here. As for shyyting on the plane, Your head dey there. Do as you like. Show dem say you are the only one wey get Idi-nla, and am sure they would be glad to prove to you that planet earth is way worse than circle 9 of planet inferno!

igbobuigbo:
All:

Unfortunately, some people with Yoruba-sounding names here have not failed to disappoint me that tribalism is an issue in our country that rares up so, so easily. If Olu is changed to Obi and Osun is changed to Imo, will it make any difference?

Ok, I am here to regale you with what happened with all sorts of Nigerians in Utah. Expect to hear about Obi too.

Meanwhile, read about Prof Mark here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-552774.0.html

Your Prof. Mark story further exposes you as a fraud. First it was Olu, now Prof. Mark, and all these happening at your University in Utah? Hope you are not one of those Nigerians who spend 8 years in college for a 4 year course. It is only fair that we know your story too, untill then I am not looking forward to your case study on Obi.

Kobojunkie:
Why?

Because you crying "fowl" when you should be crying "abodi." Coudnt resist. . .

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Blazay:
Thank you.

They have started eating themselves for ritual. 2011 is just around the corner/
Of course he is Yoruba.
Fake Muslim, real almajiri.

Glad to see that you and your illiterate brother are getting along quite fine. It is just a matter of time before your make suya out of each other, and as always our 'gods' will be ready to 'feast' on your thighs and arms, discarding the rest of your body to vultures.[quote][/quote]

bk.babe97y:
I rarely ever do this cus, like I was discussing with Ileke-Idi a while back, I believe in the power of the mouth and mind. But, for this lie you just told against me. . . here goes:

[b]MAY ALL YOUR LINEAGE AND LOVED ONES, STARTING FROM YOUR HORRIBLE SELF, MEET NOTHING BUT DESPAIR AND UNHAPPINESS [/b]until you repudiate and apologize for this terrible lie u just told against me!

EPE! EPE!! EPE!!!

igbobuigbo:
You think everyone is a HITLER like you who calls for the extermination of others?

You see, you are going off on a tangent again, another sign of mental illness, specifically schizophrenia (wee-re in local parlance) and bipolar disorder. Please, get your head checked by a board certified psychiatrist. You will thank me later.

bk.babe97y:
Cry "FOWL" or cry "FOUL"??!!?

You need to be arrested for assaulting the english language!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

igbobuigbo:
Irredemable irredentists like you commit all sorts of crimes and when arrested they cry DWB. We know your type. I am sure Kobojunkie know your type too.

Just so you know, you are displaying some misplaced aggression towards me, a sign of mental instability, reminiscent of people living in southeastern Nigeria.

Lets be clear, you posted a fake story, and you were caught, how is that my fault? I did not ask you to make up a sensationalized story nor did I encourage you to post it without thinking it through. It was your decision, not mine. So deal with it like a coward that you are.

Kobojunkie:
uuumm . . . I have family in Wisconsin and they have nothing but praise for the local authorities out there. Matter of fact, it is my understanding that the police there are more responsive than those we have where I live. Never heard them claim the police pulls them over as this one claims.

[s]Not too long ago, there was an attempted break in at their house. A neighbor tipped up the police and they were there in no time, Caught the thieves before they could do harm[/s].

You are a BIG BIAFRAN ODE! What has your stu.pid sob story got to do with being stopped DWB?

igbobuigbo:
And when you are stopped what happens? They let you go free if you commit such offenses as Olu? Pity, you have no power to tell me to STFU. If you feel it is made up, why not unmake it then?

Truth be told the story was told from the view point of an ethnic jingoist, looking to rile up the Yoruba people here on NL. You tried, but failed, so give it up and move on. Fail forward and come back better next time, since you derive some sort of satisfaction seeing Igbos and Yorubas curse out each other.

chosen04:
Were you sleeping when you wrote the above? . . . . . . . . . .You have always supported and hailed the Igbo killers all these times why the sudden change?

My NL genie says he was on Ganja when he typed those words, surprised?

dayokanu:
Buzugee,

Its obvious you havent lived in Nigeria for a long time.

The Almajiris that scavenge dustbins for food, What percentage do they make? Are Almajiris not Nigerians too?

[b]Do you know the poor in America can get welfare, food stamp and even section 8 houses?[/b]What govt aid can people in Nigeria get when they are poor?

Really, why the heck am I working. Please, can you explain me how to get on welfare?

igbobuigbo:
And who says he did not pay the fine? Of course he did; he used his last kobo to do so, but did not have enough to bail his car.

Hey, stop justifying your made up story. We all live in this country, and not having a licence and registration, plus you are BLACK, is a big RED FLAG. I live in a small town in Wisconsin, and no day goes by without getting stopped by the cops for one stupid reason or the other. So, STFU.

kay177:
Fstranger, sorry I just dey see your post, Let me know Yorris if you dont need that babe, someone don dey queue for her, Fstranger,

Hey, I am serious. I love sluts, they are the best thing since slice bread.

No, I don't regret moving Abroad. F*cking Akatas, Asians, Indians, Whites, and Spanish girls is the best thing to happen to me. I would not have had that kinda opportunity if I stayed in Nigeria. And, at this point, I am not ready to leave that lifestyle for the boring, ugly, dorty girls in Nigeria.

kay177:
Yorris,
Here is the babe, I don show her your pics and she said no yawa say she likes you, she said make i show you her pics, say if you like am make you holla at her,

Just so you know, I LIKE her. Pls link me up!

Kobojunkie:
hhmm . . . I am going to guess there are over 1 million people who admire the likes of Abacha, and even more IBB. I am just not exactly sure what point you are trying to make with your claim that there are probably still over 1 million people who still admire this woman.

[s]Also, if airing an opinion implies one is forcing one's opinion on others, aren't you guilty of exactly the same[/s]?

Hey leave my wife alone. She is not guilty of anything. She has not rammed her views down your filthy throat; all she does is stand by her views, irrespective of whose ox is gored. Ode!

Kobojunkie:
She never actually called out for the whereabouts of the president. She was privy to what was going on and simply called for Nigerians to honor him and not rush to removing him from office because he was sick.

[s]I think this is a very good time for you, and every other blind follower of hers out there to go back and READ WHAT SHE ACTUALLY did say in her infamous memo[/s].

Yeah, right. Ode! Thinking everyone is as jobless as she is.

Kobojunkie:
So after reading the piece, this is what you can come up with? What has UTAH to do with this man's behavior? The man MADE POOR CHOICES ALL ROUND and somehow the state has a hand in it?

Is this all you can come up with? Ode!

tensor777:
Well nobody is forcing you to remain here. However you can't just go back merely because you are homesick or you have a house as these are not  positive reasons for taking the very big decision to relocate to another country even if it is what you consider your home country,

Who the shyyt are you to come to that conclusion! Very arrogant imbe.cile. yayayayayayayay becayayayay not yayayaya posiyayayayay reasyayaydydydydyyayayayadayada. . If you like die in UK, who cares! Just keep your silly opinion to your lazy self. Alaii ni irori, ara Galatia.

Where is Ileke-Idi? We need your opinion on this very important issue.


@Topic: I prefer both; I am an equal opportunity f*cker. Either is fine with me. No preference whatsoever.

My hero.
National hero.
Our World champion.
Philip Chukwuma Mohammed Oladipo Emeagwali (GCFR OM NL GBP MD LH etc etc).

Proud Father of INTERNET. Worthy Son of Abubakar. Diligent Husband of two wives: Donita Brown (internet entrepreneur and eminent historian) and Dame Dale Emeagwali (distinguished science professor and inventor).

Lives in a big house in Abuja and also in Washington so as to be near the White House.

Genius who invented the Internet at age 14. (His first invention was actually the condom, when he was only 6. When the Catholic Church objected, he withdrew his patent application.) He was the first person to invent snake oil to cure cancer.

Invented the equations and the space vessel that landed man on the moon. The only man to have travelled to Mars, which is named after him.

Invented the supercomputer as a gift to humanity. As for him, the fastest brain in the universe, hath no need for computers as his brain is faster than the speed of light.

Discoverer of the cure for HIV/AIDS, and of the vaccine against ignorance. He is also the world's most sought after neuroscientist and brain surgeon.

Won, at age 19, the NOBBELL PRIZE for Everything, the only one of its kind.

Has also won the Congressional Medal of Honour. Whereupon, President Clinton invited him to be President of the National Academy of Sciences, and that was how he left for America with his wife, his family, staff, and relations.

Has so many inventions patents and claims we stopped counting at 419!

Single handedly won the Gulf War, employing cyberwarfare, thereby saving all of humanity. Consultant to the Pentagon, the World Bank, the Security Council, INEC, and the Red Army. His equations fuel China's economy and helped end the Global Recession. He is Chair of Rebrand Nigeria.

Giant mathematician that cannot be ignored. Ask BP: When they (for racist reasons) doubted his equations, the great Gulf Spill happened!

He is currently developing an invention to relocate himself and family to the Sun (as soon as his patent on his new Perpetual Motion Machine is announced) so as to reverse global warming, enforce world peace, cancel the slave trade, and rule a corruption-free Nigeria run on his equations on nuclear fusion. The relocation will make it harder for ill-motivated detractors to pull him down.

DapoBear:
^-- I've decided to download the audio version of the Bible in Yoruba (http://www.yorubabible.com/). Kill two birds with one stone, strengthen my belief and my language

I'll put this in my iPod and listen to it when at the gym tomorrow.

BTW, did you know you could watch Yoruba movies on youtube?  It's a very good way to learn the language from some of the best speakers around.