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Blazay:
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Will do. The sentence is missing a subject.
But A new word should not begin with a coordinating conjunction don't forget to ask your daughters to learn how to wash themselves and their smelly, Yoruba-butts before, they leave the house and start trolling the streets digging themselves free of pubic lice.
Can't you see how these your Problematic word sequence; some word sequesnces are ungrammatical, such as some cases of two consecutive pronouns daughter's legs look like those of a cattle? Knock knees and all.
Omo dorty.
For cattle(not cattles, you Yoruba, semi-illiterate) smell much better than they do.
Here's some anti-viral soap and disinfectant to kill those ticks.

Typical illiterate Aboki. How far with your cough? Hope the medicine I gave you is working? BTW, what's up with the loud coughing, spitting out phlegm, loud sneezing, nose blowing crap, It is a common trait that I have noticed among your people. As the only educated Aboki , I would suggest you advise your fellow Almajiris to reduce the amount of gworo they eat everyday.

Something has to be done to these people. I suggest we drop a bomb on the North; annihilate them all, including Blazay, alj hem, hak nai and their fellow illiterate goro chewing Abokis. Otherwise, who knows what they are going to do next.

stagger:
ishit4body,
I certainly do not see any poo on that incredibly hot body of yours (assuming it is you that is).
I was about commenting on the lawyer's arraignment and his careless action of taking pictures when I had a look at your picture and immediately forgot what I wanted to say.
Like Professor Chinweizu said in his book "Anatomy of Female Power", my brain just took French leave! Yeeeeeehhhh!
I would like to meet you. How can we see? I'll love to spend some oil money on you!

We can have a foursome; me, you, Akin-Egba, and ishit4body. Its gonna be BANGING, all night long. Ewoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Blazay:
You think all Nigerians are as myopic as you are?
Keep chanting almajiri all over Nairaland.
One day you might just wake up to the fact that you may be the almajiri afterall.
Ignorant bi*tch!
You beta come out of the closet and stop deceiving people.
You incomplete old, trans-sexual hag.

Sup aboki? Wanna chew some Gworo? BTW, don't forget to feed the cattles.

IGBOboyy:
Those my problematic word sequence ; some word sequence are ungrammatical, such as some cases of two consecutive pronouns  Yoruba Agbero, are refered referred to as : Typographical errors. Oh i I forgot, your school never had a typewriter.

Shame! Shame!! Shame!!! Now you want to blame the typewriter, typical Ibo man, always blaming others for their problems.

Akin-Egba:
Ok I hear. Ug face (very high cheek bones) with bangable body. Just cover her face while banging. Shikena

What about her lips, they seem very supple to me. I am sure she knows how to use them. BTW, no need to cover her face, just switch off the light. Shikena.

IGBOboyy:
Are you dele ashade (doesn't deserve Capitols)? Or It does not look good to start a new sentence with a coordinating conjunction such as and,or, but is he another one of your problematic word sequence many quack lecturers, from your many dilapidated Universities?

I would take the preposition to is required before an infinitive heed to your advice, had you been of another tribal decent. Honestly, I feel there isn't a thing a Yoruba man can teach me, Other than how to make that stinky slimy stuff Amala!

Did you mean Capitals, dear?

According to how I was taught by my Yoruba teachers, Capitol is a noun; it is the government building in Washington where the United States Senate and the House of Representatives meet. Not sure how that fits into our present discussion. Anyway, you are the genius here, and I will let you school me on that.

IGBOboyy:
I feel ashamed arguing with you. its It's or It is clear you are just bringing up issues after issues,  Free education for ALL by AWO? That's Hilarious! I think the Yoruba in that statement was written in transparent fonts. So I would rewrite it something is missing here.

Free education for ALL Yorubas by [s]AWO [size=7pt]awo][/s] Incomplete and badly constructed sentence, make amends. Now doesn't that look better?

This is by far the your best post since you joined NL. It contains fewer errors than your previous posts. However, you still have a long way to go.  For starters, I suggest you read "A to Z of English language, written by Dele Ashade, another kind Yoruba man.

udezue:
Please enlighten me,

Hey, stop pestering her. She is BANGING, see her profile pics. And, as long as she is bang-able, she will always be right.

@ishit4body  sup?

IGBOboyy:
Its all so obvious you,that you take a lot of time consulting your dictionary for new words in a bid to keep up in the verbal assault! I for one would not stoop so low as to engage in a verbal altercation with "one of your kinds", just as I clearly stated in the post I made prior to this.
Please, consult your dictionary again to find out what a "Tribe" means,  Its good to see you adhered to my plea concerning picking up a book, its a rare phenomenon amongst your people,particularly ones of this generation. And your actions might just be the beginning of something wonderful for your people.
And just so you know, this ^^^ wasn't an advice. It was more of a suggestion. You might have to pay me if i keep schooling you this way! Yes i exclaimed, cos this is getting to stressful.

Try for once to write clearly and articulately. I am tired of correcting your mistakes. Are you still in Third grade?

It was not my intention to embarrass you openly as I have done with my previous posts. It is another way for me to show my love to you, and your  hopelessly ungrateful"ethnic group."  I believe in tough love, just like Pa Awo. You continuously leech off us and other Nigerians, yet brave enough to accuse us of unspeakable wrong doings. Time and again, you make stu.pid decisions, act unwisely, grudgingly ask for forgiveness, only to bite the fingers that fed you once you have been helped to regain your foothold.

I am glad that you and your ilk on NL are able to contribute somewhat intelligently to the discussion. It is a sign that money spent on you to educate you in our universities has been spent reasonably well. We will continue to accommodate you into our schools while sending some of our best brains to help develop your dilapidated glorified highschool spare part warehouse universities. It is my hope, as it was Awo's, that one day you guys will be able to appreciate our generosity towards y'all

BTW, it is not too late to ask for forgiveness!

IGBOboyy:
I am sure you are an Ignorant,  I dont argue with those set of people,  Piece of advice go and get Bluetooth his kinds are the ones i argue with people who know where to place ? and !
Pick up a book.

Fixed! You are very very welcome.

I am sure you are an Ignorant.  I don't argue with those set of people.  Piece of advice, go and get Bluetooth his kinds are the ones I argue with, people who know where to place ? and !

 I read your response calling me "off spring of an ILLITERATE tribe" with both amusement and bemusement. I was amused by what seems to me your all-too-predictable predilection to invoke new alibis  to think the worst of Yorubas and bemused by your total lack of insight of your own stu.pidity.
Here is my advice,  next time, rather than use the word "tribe," why not show off your sophistication and use more dignifying alternatives like “ethnic group,” “community,” “ethnic nationality,” “nation,” etc

IGBOboyy:
Ummm that wasn't mockery, You actually spelt it right. A sizable amount of you Yorubas tend to neglect your brains while typing, obviously fantasizing about Big Booty, Amala or taking a droppings. I am probably wrong but those are the 3 things that comes to mind when i think about yall!

Ummm that wasn't mockery, You actually spelt it right. A sizable amount of you Yorubas tend to neglect your brains while typing, obviously fantasizing about Big Booty, Amala or taking a droppings. I am probably wrong but those are the 3  three ( it is advisable to spell out numbers under 10  that do not refer to measuremnt units or currency)  things that comes to mind come to mind (the subject and the verb have to agree in subject and person)  when i I think about yall!

IGBOboyy:
Ummm that wasn't mockery, You actually spelt it right. A sizable amount of you Yorubas tend to neglect your brains while typing, obviously fantasizing about Big Booty, Amala or taking a droppings. I am probably wrong but those are the 3 things that comes to mind when i think about yall!

Nna na waooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Why you con dey abuse me like that! Anyhow, Ima need some spare parts for my BMW,when should I expect them to arrive?

In the mean time, could you get me some amala from Mrs. Nwo-bo-do (loking for some pu.nani to phucks) Nwo-ko-cha (looking for some di ck to sha.g) ?

PS; Yoruba translations of your popular names in parenthesis.

igbo boy:
Nna kwezuonu , Kilode?

I was just trying to mock you and your STU.PID language.

yawa-ti-de:
1) Nice Joomla layout
2) Given your NL location of "9ja", are you telling me the country is full of white people? Most importantly, I guess my questions is, with all those white photos on there, I am finding it hard to believe that anything on that site will benefit me, a black person

Gbam! Gbam!! Gbam!!!

Exactly what I was thinking.

I doubt the OP had a real office job that paid that much. From her post and talking to some people that know her quite well, she used to work as a mid-level escort in the UK. Which makes sense. Though, with such a hot body, I'd expect her to earn more, but it is what it is.

Welcome back home to Espana, Rafa!

ladi02:
Well in disputing every international report he is beginning to look silly, imo

Maybe those international reports are wrong. Why are you so obssessed with those international reports. White people are human too. They lie all the time. They are not better than you and I. Damn Nigerians.   .   .    . always thinking everything White is good.

chyz:
His people in lagos benefited from the taxes that they paid not "his" "free education".

Igbo people leech off Yoruba. The fact is that Biafran nation, or whatever stupid name you call it is NOT self sustainable. You guys still need Ibadan and Lagos for you to be successful. Where will you all be today without the care and altruism of so many a Yoruba professor who labour night and day to develop your intellectual man-power

And the resourcefulness of your illiterates would not have gotten you far without the buying power of the Yoruba people. The point here is that you need us more than we need you. And you all know that.

So in your twisted mind, you expect him to bite the finger(s) that is feeding him. I bow for your genius IQ.

@Igbo boy

Igbo kwenu?

hercules07:
fstranger

The argument has been civil up till now, do not let it degenerate to name calling; coerced means the colonial master threatening him (ask the ijebus what happened when they rose up against the colonial masters), you say your Ooni can not be coerced, [b]yet he was chased into the bush with his people three times. You can not change yoruba history with your revisionism.[/b]Please answer this question, who signed the treaties on behalf of the yorubas with the English when they came calling?

The idea that the Modakekes, with the help of the "Oluyoles," chased Ife  into the bush can only be found in the Ibadan-centric version of Yoruba history, with the source being the "lay" historian Mr. Samuel Johnson. It is interestingly absent in other versions of Yoruba history. And even, if it were true, it must have been some sort of temporary retreat, which is a well known war tactic. After all, a well known Yoruba proverb goes thus: Moja mosa la ba akinkanju, akinkanju to ba moja ti o ba mosa oru won nin ba ogun bomin lo. That is, a brave warrior recognises when to fight versus when not to. A warrior who fights all the time inevitably dies unexpectedly. Hence, in war there is need for  flexibility in how you respond  to your enemy.

becomrich5:
Why would he pay me, NO.

look if someone is calling you Obasanjo and the gang of thief. And he is making $37 million in one week. Look at it. this way. it means you can make $37 million , by them coming to see Obasanjo and the gang of thief in abeokuta. You build a theme park around Olumo rock call district 9 , and copy things in the movies in the things park. This is one of the ways to boost your economy. You take advantage of the news.

Look at the traffic the film made , it let you , you people can make money from it, if they can. you can too. You sell autography at the location of the real man etc.

You are making some sense! Got to give it to you on that one.

Tippy Top:
90% of Nigerians abroad are cleaners and fraudsters.
(90% not 100% before am misquoted)

That is so true. . . . Happy?

ishit4body:
^^^^

When you rant about how things are bad in Nigeria, no one asks you to calm down, did anyone ask you to?

Bitter because we see them around all over the place but when they come online, they come to talk as kings and queens. Rubbish.

Going craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy? Time of the month? Hoooooooooooooooooot Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash? What is it? Tell me.

Chillax, this is the internet. NOTHING is real, EVERYTHING is virtual!