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BABE!:
@Inky, littleNerd doesn't live in NY, but we coming there sha! Till then!

@dayokanu, I see you too!

You need to hide from DK

You can come and hide in my room

^^^

Anything for my future iyawo!

Littlenerd

Gosh, senile much

^^^ Do you have the time to watch NTA documentary on the war?

Chyz*:
Do not go through Katsomto's post.He is a tribalist and a yoruba bigot(no offense). Go through PhysicsPMD's post, he is an Edo man and not at all bias in his views and the his very educated on the issue.

Katz is not even Yoruba. Thats well documented!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-599800.0.html


that thread has so much info. katsumoto was there too.

goodluck. becareful who you listen to. So much revisionists on that thread. Katz provided some facts, unlike the others.

I am not a teacher and I left school a long time ago, so not sure why.


A lot of things is wrong with Nigeria. I didnt get to read Ake by Soyinka until I got to college in the US, imagine.

Try going through Katsumoto's post. he seems to be very well informed on that matter. He is not a Nigerian so you can be sure to be looking at it from a neutral perspective.


Just search Katsumoto


He is very well known on this forum.

aloy/emeka:
She was moaning because she had too much gas but you were too full of yourself to notice her bloated stomach.

why would she be calling my phone then?



Wanna give it a try then?

dayokanu:
Wet dreams?

Stranger? who gave you access to tpiah? Dont you know shes mine?

^^^

Well she and other people said they are turned off by your pot belly.

So i just want to redeeem our image in her eyes by giving her the opportunity to come mesmerize with my 8 pack abs.


Nothing sinister

^^^

Wanna ride me and see how I use my tool and why naija men are the best in the world?

What about Next week Sunday for introduction?

aloy/emeka:
Python size ke?. Plz don't mix laziness/below par job with expertise. It is common knowledge that Nigerian men suck in bed; women manage them because of their cash money.

You are wrong. I met this Colombian college chic last week. After we got  to my apartment, she started riding me, and suddenly she was moaning real loudly to the point that she almost woke my roomie, and when I asked her how she was feeling, she said (word for word): This is exactly what I have heard from my friends about Nigerians, your ding dong is larger that that of most men. and that it felt great to have me inside of her, filled up to the brim, with no space left.


And since then she has been calling my phone non-stop. Non stop I tell ya. Talk about superior work done by this humble ambassador of Naija men.

^^^^

So we do agree that you just lied, as ususal. And, that, there is a clear difference between pork barrel spending, which is totally legal and rarely done on the eve of elections, and greek gifts, which are mostly unaccaounted for and in so many ways corrupt the system.

aloy/emeka:
From Nairaland's gossip blog.

Well, if you donk like Dk's pot belly, which I agree is not particularly flattering


what say you about my 8 pack abs?

Wanna come play with me?

Exclusion Of Bashorun Dele Momodu In The Presidential Debate Scheduled To Hold March 29, 2011
Posted: March 28, 2011 - 21:26
By Femi Falana
We are Solicitors to Bashorun Dele Momodu (hereinafter referred to as “our client”) on whose instructions we write.

Our client’s instructions are summarized as follows:

1. Our client is the Presidential candidate of the National Conscience Party (NCP), a registered political party in Nigeria.

2. By your letter dated March 7, 2011 our client was invited to take part in the presidential debate scheduled to hold at Abuja on Tuesday, March 29, 2011. He promptly wrote to accept your invitation.

3. However, without any legal justification whatsoever you have excluded our client from the debate and thereby caused him untold embarrassment and denied him the opportunity to take advantage of the programme to sell his programmes to the electorate.

4. By the unlawful exclusion of our client from the Presidential Debate you have recklessly violated section 100 of the Electoral Act which states as follows:

“1. A candidate and his party shall campaign for the elections in accordance with such rules and regulation as may be determined by the Commission.

2. State apparatus including the media shall not be employed to the advantage or disadvantage of any political party or candidate at any election.

3. Media time shall be allocated equally among the political parties or candidates at similar hours of the day.

4. At any public, electronic media, equal airtime shall be allotted to all political parties or candidates during prime times at similar house each day, subject to the payment of appropriate fees.

5. At any public print media, equal coverage and conspicuity shall be allotted to all political parties”

5. The illegal exclusion is also a violation of the fundamental right of our client to freedom from discrimination on political ground guaranteed by Section 42 of the Constitution and Article 2 of the African Charter on Human and Peoples’ Rights.

In the light of the foregoing we have our client’s firm instructions to sue you at the Federal High Court to claim substantial damages for violating his fundamental right to freedom from discrimination and initiate criminal proceedings against you pursuant to pursuant to Section 100(6) of the Electoral Act which provides as follows:

“ A public media that contravenes subsections (3) and (4) of this section commits an offence and is liable on conviction to a maximum fine of N500,000 in the first instance and to a maximum fine of N1,000,000 for subsequent conviction”.


Yours sincerely,



FEMI FALANA


http://www.saharareporters.com/news-page/exclusion-bashorun-dele-momodu-presidential-debate-scheduled-hold-march-29-2011

aloy/emeka:
They don't like you mentioning that part of their faulty anatomy. DayoKanu is pregnant with twins and he will probably move in bed like a python that swallowed a small baby.

Have you ever been in bed with DK?

How did you know all these?

;d

SHe is aight, just a lil fat

The last time we spoke, she said her oga has a small ding dongie and would like to have a taste of mine.

I am just doing her as part of my yearly charity work.


No big deal

Blazay:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/413277_Ashewo_jpg26a43e9683c8829869c813df73c97515

Time to worship myself before I go make some goooooooooooood money today.

Some pipo jelos mi
Some pipo jelos mi
Some pipo jelos mi. . . because they h-are h-ugly!


Mu he he he he he he

Gosh . . .tooooooooooo many pictures to post. . . no time and sooooooooooooo bored with that for now
Those face taping days are soooo ova, now I know how UGLY some forumites are offline.
Now, I get to admire myself ova and oga again. . . .

Blazay, you seem to be in good mood.

I will call you today ok? After oga leaves for night duty.

Talk to you then

^^

I know.

The five fingers of a leprous hand.


May God bless Ige's memory.

I didnt see him mention NL

WTF

aloy/emeka:
Are you comparing Oduduwa with Jesus?

Your stupidity knows no bounds!

^^^

Dr. Doyin Okupe made some good points.

^^^^

Do you have a friend or sister that likes his profile pic?


Thats me from now on