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Please take Tpiah

I say take Tpiah with you.

ThiefOfHearts:
Are you minding him?

Then again when Na9ija dudes dont even know how to make a woman wet/or-gasm/squirt why wouldnt they spew such ignorance.
they are just as ignorant when it comes to actual sex anyway.

It seems you've been messing around with the wrong dudes?

Nekai:
Plan B doesn't always work.
Most women never feel the semen shooting into them. At most, they feel an increase in wetness. (It's tough to feel because it's already pretty wet down there anyway)

It is a common misconception that women feel the semen coming out when men are ejecting.

The failure rate for Plan B is 11%. Multiple unprotected coital events or an interval greater than 72 hours may be associated with increasing failure rate, although some evidence of success is seen out  to 120 hours after unprotected intercourse.

Everything else, I agree with.  And why are you even talking about semen/wetness/or-g-a-sm? :::SMH:::

LOL!

^^^

I dont sweet talk men.

Cant you see that he is a man?

Anyway, nice thread so far. Dont mind him, the pictures are for Remi Tinubu. She has always been gorgeous, only second to Onari Duke in Nigeria.

Odunnu:
Lololololololol!
That pinshure is da bomb.
Rated 'sexytohbahd'
[b]@Fstranger: you really wish I were your sister, I mean your blood sister ab[/b]i?

Nah, i wish you were my concubine!

Kobojunkie:
You mean same like looking at a picture of my person and that of my father's and declaring it is still the same man?? ROFLMAO!!

Eeeeeeeewo   Kobojunkie is a man!


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewo!

naijababe:


Somebodi dey vex o


Me sef dey laff sha! Looking forward to the the thumping of PDP in Ogun state @ the guber polls

Very likely. But it would not be because ACN had a better idea or presented the best candidate.

In the end, Ogun would be worse off.

Gbawe:
You are now the spokesperson for the PDP on NL? We still dey laff   . Abeg go and sit down . The ACN did very well and , wether you want to acknowledge it or not, the folks in the region have voted overwhelmingly in favour of the ACN . The focus is now on the Presidential and Guber elections. Please , if you no fit join us dey laff abegi ignore us . You don't get the big picture of what has been achieved here and the very positive precedence that has now been set on the ground. I am not really in the mood to educate anyone today. I jus won laff today  

You do know that what happened in Ogun  can be liken to the Nader effect in Bush V. Kerry?

The result in Ogun did not reflect the wish of the people at all. It was a miscalculation from OGD's camp that handed victory to PDP. How any one would celebrate victory by happenstance is beyond me, really?

And, Etti would most likely have beaten Remi Tinubu  if his name had been on the ballot. Or at the very least give her a run for her money.  I repeat, ACN has the mandate, but lack the necessary political capital to behave the way you are doing right now.

Beaf:
It is painful. but my tears are for you and the last laugh is loud.

I recall your equally rude and bigoted brother not being able to correctly interprete this map, because he is as blinded by bigotry as you are. That map surely shows the [b]Middle Belt and SS to be more developed than the SW outside of oil.
Political sophistication and development go hand in hand:

I have no doubt in mind you suck at geography and mathematics. Stick to clowning, you seem to be doing well in that department!


73 Vs 58. . . what a dunce!

Gbawe:
We the folks of the SW sef dey join Asiwaju dey laff   When OBJ's geriatric candidate (Olurin) , our former President's desperate attempt to retain political relevance,  is disgraced at the poll na im OBJ go come see us dey laff well, well  

First of all, you need to get a grip. Stop going around as though you speak for the whole of the SW. ACN did not win by a landslide, so they do not in anyway represent the collective aspirations of everyone in the SW. Yes, they have a mandate, but they do not have Political capital.

PDP did quite impressively in the SW. Accord is holding their own in IB. LP trounced ACN in Ondo, and if not for rigging and stupidity on PDP's part, the story would have been different in Lagos.

recoome:
good morning my gay lover, or are u straight today?

SO you are gay?

As for me, I am not.

OK, whats your Awori name again? or are you Niger Deltan today? what would you be tomorrow?

I remove labour party from the list!

Inked_Nerd:

Only if you tell me how old you are

Do you really mean that?

enyojo:
WITH THE CRASHLANDING OF THE PDP IN THE SOUTH-WEST
WITH OBJ'S DAUGHTER LOOSING, THE ASIWAJU OF YORUBA KINGDOM IS NOW LAUGHING OBASANJO AND DANIEL

He is Asiwaju of Lagos, not for the whole SW.

Koni da fun e for elevating him to the position of the Asiwaju of Yoruba

Oni sorire with that silly talk.

Iya e ati Baba eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Inked_Nerd:

Oh really?!?!

Well why didn't ya say so before?

Now you know.

Willing to help a brother out?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]IT'S DARN OBVIOUS. . .Arrow!

That's all your breed type ever talks about! [/color]

I also love to eat from it.

I can eat it 24/7 and would still be begging for more. I can die for it. And will certainly die if I dont have access to it for more than 3 days!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^^The honey pot?[/color]

Gbam!

You got it right. very witty I must give you that.

Keep it up pweety!

tpiah!:
i guess you assume i'd be quite delirious with joy at the prospect of getting to ululate unfailingly every morning, afternoon and six times daily, at your awesomeness without phd.

yeye.

you obviously never met a secondary school dropout who can pay your salary ten times over and still have spare change.

Jokes apart, I have never been fascinated with money. I am attracted to something deeper and more profound.

tpiah!:
i guess you assume i'd be quite delirious with joy at the prospect of getting to ululate unfailingly every morning, afternoon and six times daily, at your awesomeness without phd.

yeye.

If you want to know about me, open a new thread, and I will post my academic qualifications for you to see.

Dont derail this thread ok!

recoome:
I think it's all blackmail against dora, even if it's true, Ngige is getting a taste of his own medicine! Did he not steal obi's mandate yrs ago, how come he has not been punished 4 dat?

Good morning my Awori friend? Or are you Ibo today?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]U guys really suit eachother, no joke![/color]

The problem is, Temitope Tpiah does not have a Ph.D, otherwise, I would have been perfectly fine with her as my baby factory

tpiah!:
^^and you did?

abeg comot- i dont have your time today.

go and shop for a phd girlfriend instead of wasting precious time typing here.

of course getting your own phd might be difficult for reasons best known to you?

[size=18pt]ROFLMAO[/size]

^^^

if only you've ever worked hard for something as prestigious as a doctorate degree, you wont be mis-yarning the way you do.

enyojo:
IF REMI TINUBU IS NOT AS GOOD LIKE your UNDERTONE MAKES US BELIEVE, WAS RODHAM CLINTON THE BEST IN NEW YORK WHEN SHE [b]RODE ON HER HUSBAND'S FAME TO WIN THE SENATE?[/b]

Are you actually comparing Hilary Clinton to air head Bimbo Remi Tinubu?

OMG ROFLMAO

When Bill Clinton was the president, who was the VP? WHere is Remi Tinubu's Law degree from Yale? Where is Remi Tinubu's experience prior to this?

Please. learn more about Hilary before you talk about her. And also, riding on a husband's popularity is different from imposition. Hilary fought for herself, she campaigned hard, debated her opponents, presented her ideas, and fought off oppositions within her party. SHE WAS NOT IMPOSED. The democrats dont impose candidates.

Riding on someone's fame is totally different form being imposed on people. You are so funny!



PS: To answer your question: YES, she was the best. She was also better than Obama, luck just wasnt on her side.

Hillary Vs Remi Tinubu. . . you must have just come back from your night duty as a call-girl. If not, you wont be comparing Remi Tinubu with Hillary Clinton!

enyojo:
FRANKLY SPEAKING, JARUS IS ON POINT IN THIS ONE.
THE STRATEGY OF ACN IS THAT THEY ALWAYS SELECT THE BEST CANDIDATES. [/b]YOU ARE FREE TO CALL THIS 'IMPOSITION'.
BUT FOR THE CPC, WE ALL KNOW THAT THEIR CANDIDATES ARE EITHER UNKNOWN OR SIMPLY CORRUPT.
WHEN ABACHA WON THE CPC CANDIDATURE FOR KANO, BUHARI PERSONALLY TRIED TO REVERSE IT BUT THE COURTS REFUSED, ALSO WHEN ALIERO A CORRUPT FORMER GOV OF 8 YRS UNDER PDP EMERGED AS CPC SENATORIAL CANDIDATE, EVERYONE KNEW HE WILL FAIL FOR EVEN A GOAT IF ITS ON PDP TICKET.

BUT ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, THE BUHARI FAME WILL BE DISPLAYED BY THIS WEEKEND

I agree with you. Tinubu is better than Funsho williams. Remi Tinubu is waaaaaaaaaay better than Mamora. Adefulire is better than SOsan.

In a democracy, there is no point for debates, past experiences are inconsequential, credentials are worthless, what really matters is what the head of the Gambino family thinks.

One head is always better than 200.

Omode [b]go(silly), Agba gbon lafi da'le ife, init?

Poster: this is the smartest post ever.

SO PDP still have the majority and would certainly almost always have their way.

Oh well!

montelik:
Florence Ita Giwa was also a senator before, so I doubt Remi Tinubu is d first "legal" female senator. Anyway congratulations to her.

I think the OP is talking about this dispensation as in the last election.

Ofcourse, we have had tons of female senators in the past!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]By d way i never said i wrote it, i never write articles, i no be relationship advisor.

_{See y we can't be friendz} [/color]

Nah, you need me to polish you.

Inked_Nerd:

Studying hard? So, women aren't studying hard? We don't deserve those high paying jobs?

And no, you didn't answer my question.

Instead of tending to your farm animals, you're here browsing threads on your phone

You do know that you are a potential baby factory, right?


I hope to manage it well one day, in the not so distant future

This is the link to the article. It was too well written ( as in there were very few 'Gbagauns' ) so i knew Pweety4me did not write it


http://www.bvonlove.com/2010/11/05/drake-guys-need-compliments-too/

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Hmm. . .i hardly [size=18pt]complement [/size]guys, dey get damn bright![/color]

Complement or compliment?

Metalgoong:
@OP

What about "How To know If A Girl Likes You."

^^^

You have time to think about girls?

I thought you only think of Biafran Issues

Hmm, interesting!

In bed shey?