₦airaland Forum

mehn, see her poise! God, na dis pikin i want from you

finger that girl to know if her hymen is still there!

numericalguy:
If Seun of Nairaland had ever directed any of Wizkid's videos, I would have picked him without thinking twice.

seun can't woo a chic.....the guy no get mind

gommex:
PMB if u get liver n u know say na ur mama born u, try am

don't forget he's the president.....he can arrest anybody. although, i feel they should tackle the fuel scarcity problem first before any other thing..

on your marks..... set .. but "go" is not certain

Shymm3x:
Smart youngin' - I like this chic.

Sukkot, come check this Ijebu youngin doing big thangs.

It seems 'em Ijebu chics got the juice.

The richest black woman = Ijebu woman.

Wife of the VP = Ijebu woman.

Minister of Finance = Ijebu woman

The other woman that was talking reckless to naij folks in diaspora the other day is Ijebu. Dabiri is an Ijebu name.

Zuriel Oduwole is also an Ijebu youngin.


Gotta myself an Ijebu broad - dem chics are winning, big bredrin.

haha! baba ijebu

i'm taking sides with wizkid on this one.....linda is an asshole! why can't she just learn to pick fights with her age mates? you can't tell me she didn't see the "kid" after the "wiz"....and you know how kids behave. although, i think the bytch is more interested in the traffic she's getting than the actual beef

wizkid is an idiot.......without his fans buying his overhyped tracks where would he be today?














and linda is just an arrogant bytch too..

trust barca to sell the match....they don't need the win

imhotep:
^^ And for this reason you believe you will one day meet an Igbo man named "Ada" ?

can't you see the passport? that man was from benue

Lezzlie:
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Loooooolz, is this it?

You as a lesbian is of no significance. Your sexual orientation dysfunction also extend to your cognitive abilities. You're fücked up sexually and behaviourally.

You're nature's anally expelled quirk of experiment.

You live on your knees trying to solve the puzzle why nature chose you for her queer experiment.

Nauseating, sexually maladjusted crone like you should submit yourself for psychoanalysis and correctional therapy instead of running loose in Nairaland polluting our sensibilities with your foul stench!!!


And I sincerely hope you make heaven after your laboursome life as a maniacal, raving lesbian who faces discrimination from the likes of misvictoria.


Nonsense!!! You open your kunu-ravaged mouth to address me without reverence, nature and evolution made me your superior!!

You're one step higher than circus monkeys, and that's because you somehow can type on a phone in spite of your chronic mental malady.

She-ape like you. Evolution should have birthed you as grass for cows to chew on, that way, you would have served more purpose to humanity than your current state of endless frustrations and darkness.



And quit stalking me, I'm not the reason for your endless sorrow. I'm not responsible for you inability to fück properly. You frustrated man-hater.

Perverted bag of human waste and nature's discharge!!!

Ugly, sagging Beldame .

Frustration-magnet!!! [/b]

Omotayor123:
Who also saweth the pot of soup under


ABEG, who go marry me

sweetie, i can marry you just for the sake of the 'future' in front of you .....take me to mama

a basin of rice instead of cake? LMAO!

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Audray:
Meh...you've really got issues. So you went through my profile and my friend lists to search for new areas of attack? Boom! You find out that "she's a lesbian! hurrah!" and you decide to burble out callow comments on 3somes,oestrogen and "carving a niche" with your incredibly fatuous thread.What has my sexuality got to do with your flim flam of a thread. All you ever speak of is of genitals and masturbation.Why am i not surprised that your Di*k is dysfunctional? Its obvious that you are antisocial and sex starved and the only way you relieve yourself is by lashing out on the womenfolk with your childish perjoratives.It is clear that you need a therapist becos being quite the pretentious,repugnant.homophobic ,misogynistic,sado masochistic and very very hateful individual that you are,you are a time bomb waiting to explode.Ironically you are still securely tied to your mother's apronstrings (unless you've got mummy issues which means you need a therapist even more urgently). You claim to be intelligent and debonair when in truth you are nothing but an uncouth nimrod with manners befitting of a motor park tout and a brain chock full of crude and inelegant vocabulary. Having a logical and sensible argument with you is imposible.Conversing with you in real life must suck as*. I hereby walk away from your infecteous asinine nitpicking.

[/s]i'm beginning to suspect you're daretodiffer in disguise. i didn't bother myself reading your epistle but i can tell you're a frustrated, attention-seeking female troll. Lezzlie, please stop feeding this bastard's ego with a response. let her take her problems to father's compound, find a good spot..........and bury herself alive..

that boy is a bastard! lazy ass douchebag feeling fly in his father's house when he should have been working towards being a landlord himself......







BASTARD!!!

LMAO! as if police na better work

masturbation is a self induced way of achieving sexual satisfaction in the absence of toto. the problem lies between your prick and your palm. i hate it coz it's addictive.......was doing it when i was still in school but stopped when the toto started coming.

edpunter:
See advise, think am the other way round. If the man no give the woman as she want wetin go come be your advise for the woman?

no woman would have the guts to come out in public and complain of sex starvation

Onegai:
They're fixing drains around us and this has driven mosquitoes into the house. That has made us take the decision to keep our baby in our small bed whilst we hurriedly got a mosquito net. I am currently "ignoring" him. He has not died and I have scheduled "shenanigans" for when I drop her off

you are just a wicked woman! you're 'ignoring' him now and it sounds fine to you but when he returns the favor and starts 'ignoring' you back you'd run to nairaland and open a thread to yarn hogwash. must you fvck only in bed? whatever happens to kitchen, bathroom, toilet.......or even veranda?

this is no issue at all.......there are ashewo joints everywhere in the country. go to anyone close to you and fvck a nice ho if your wife refuse to give you that pvssy the way you like

chykere:
The only thingI can see here is bitterness. I love black men not necessary Nigerian. Nothung can be more fake than going under the knife. Nigerian are beautiful and best wives that's y 3 of my frds are married to cute American men. At the end even going under the knife Is a choice . No white woman will take all that is thrown at a woman by Nigeria men. A Nigeria man who marries a white will cook wash etc but not when he is married to Nigeria women. I don't think anyone takes care of their eives and children like a Nigeria man. My point everyone has their highs and lows. Our choices differs

if you have a choice you could have joined your friends to marry a rich white man who would do all the house chores while you sit on the sofa, watching dstv and polishing your nails....but you don't! you're still chikere...... the village girl!