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Romance / Re: Ladies Why Do You Love Kissing More Than Guys, Please Explain?? by fuckjesus(m): 8:27pm On Apr 03, 2018
Mikedeanjuly:
It seems Ladies enjoy kissing more than guys and I'm curious to know what makes a lady enjoy it so much more than guys.

Can Ladies please give an honest answer to this like what goes on in her mind when she's kissing a guy?
Not all lass... me as a guy I enjoy kissing more than many ladies.
Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If Your Babe Mistakely Fart On you During Sex? by fuckjesus(m): 10:28pm On Mar 17, 2018
Nedfed:

U sure?
With the strong odour
It depends on the nature of the fart. Farts do not smell all the time. A loud fart will trigger a pause and then i will continue while an odoriferous one will be a turn off.

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Science/Technology / Re: Physicist, Stephen Hawkins Is Dead by fuckjesus(m): 6:48pm On Mar 17, 2018
Brightgem:
Failing to acknowledge the existence of a being who keeps the universe in order is the problem of he that refuses to believe. Did u have a hand in how you came into existence, once upon a time, you were no one. If there was no being who keeps the order, random events will occur, we shall not have night and day in the right order, we might have 10 days 1night and Vice versa. We might have some humans with 10 heads or five legs or one eye.

Do u see the air u breathe, but do u acknowledge its existence? Yes! Nothing is random, the atheist only supresses what his soul already knows. Why do we dream? Is our reality and consiousness when we sleep the same as when awake? That Consiousness is same or similar to the dead persons.

Why does a dead tree, eaten up by winter or harmattan come alive again after all its twigs and leaves are brown and dried? So life can occur after death. Does Tom and Jerry exist? Ever met them in real life? Someone created them. I am not hear to convince you, to believe or not believe does God no benefit as the creator is free of all wants and needs. The signs around are only for those who are wise, who think, who reflect, who reason. This He has said. As the yorubas say, may some not reach the afterlife before knowing what is true, for then it will be too late.
IGNORANCE is a DISEASE.

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Romance / Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by fuckjesus(m): 9:59pm On Jan 29, 2018
vision2050:
This is funny grin. You too fart at her face, eating eggs, beans, and other protein foods, don't defecate for days... Realise some smelling and obnoxious fart into her nose or if she is not around when the fart come, get a cover plastic or bowl, fart in it and cover until she return, open the cover. Do this severally

she will stop it.
It work like magic
You are disgusting nigga

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Romance / Re: Help!my New Girlfriend With Big Breast Always Fart Whenever I'm Eating (photos) by fuckjesus(m): 8:18pm On Jan 29, 2018
How come she is always around you when you are eating? you met a girl December started a relationship January and you are already cohabiting. smh!

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Crime / Re: Delta Pastor Arrested For Charming & Abducting 21-Year-Old Lady by fuckjesus(m): 11:01am On Jan 19, 2018
Some of these pastors are a necessary evil
Romance / Re: Man Impregnates Girlfriend During NYSC, Dumps Her, Weds Another Lady Secretly by fuckjesus(m): 10:28am On Jan 19, 2018
Stupidity of the highest order..
Religion / Re: Why I Can Never Be An Athiest by fuckjesus(m): 6:26pm On Jan 11, 2018
Uyi168:
..Actually i'm nt whatsapp..leme pm u my fb id
Really !! what is your facebook id
Religion / Re: Why I Can Never Be An Athiest by fuckjesus(m): 5:58pm On Jan 11, 2018
Uyi168:
Peepz like u usually end up as atheist..a bad one at that
what is your whatsapp contact i am guy that quoted you the other day inquiring about religion in uniben
Religion / Re: I May Now Believe In The Supernatural by fuckjesus(m): 5:52am On Jan 08, 2018
@the op and others pardon me for digressing.
Religion / Re: I May Now Believe In The Supernatural by fuckjesus(m): 5:50am On Jan 08, 2018
Uyi168:
..most atheists u see here attack christianity more because they were once christians..i've seen many ex-muslims turned atheists,they too criticize islam..
I just recently got admitted to study pharmacy in uniben. i read in one thread you commented on that you are also a pharmacy student there. I am TOTALLY IRRELIGIOUS, and i am not open about my UNBELIEF how is the religious situation in uniben ?
Health / Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by fuckjesus(m): 8:03pm On Jan 06, 2018
khome:
But itx good 4 u
hmmmnn.... thanks for the recommendation but my own fart i perceive is enough for me.
Health / Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by fuckjesus(m): 4:45pm On Jan 06, 2018
khome:
U better start eating fart smell
mildly disgusting who does that
Sports / Re: Only Tottenham Spoil My 10 Odds... by fuckjesus(m): 1:32pm On Jan 01, 2018
Clever660:
I just dont know why 1 game is always cutting my games.last time,it was madrid,dis time tottenham.that means,i will go break.i am tired of this things.check & see..B932EQTCRRCCAW-839257.

hello sir.. in one thread you mentioned that you saw im a website some predictions made on clubs in English premier league.. hudderfield, bunley, brighton, manchester city were all predicted to draw. what is the name of the website and can you direct me to it by posting the url link to the site.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can U Fart In D Presence Of Ur Boyfriend? by fuckjesus(m): 4:51am On Oct 20, 2017
fart4mee:


GOD BLESS YOU.. ABEG TELL ALL THE IMBECILES THAT ARE SAYING THAT MESS(FART) IN A RELATIONSHIP IS GROSS, RUDE, IMMATURE, CRAZY AND WRONG THAT UR BF DID NOT LEAVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE OOH..
imagine they are blaming every relationship breakup and failure on mess(fart) ooh... abeg told dem.. ISO KO LO FA WAHALA WON OOH...no be mess... all the useless guyz sef wey dey talk sey babe wey mess no be correct babe dem too they be fake imposters...
Oga accept my friend request on Facebook.
Crime / Re: RRS Arrests 3 Robbers After Felabration In Lagos (Photos) by fuckjesus(m): 5:10pm On Oct 16, 2017
Sixaxis:
So unfortunate they really look like thives..

God forgive me
God should forgive you over what?
Romance / Re: Be Sincere With This by fuckjesus(m): 10:03am On Oct 10, 2017
midehi2:

Okpoko ooooo, thank goodness you not my man, people really differs, mess that turns him on and be pursuing me round the house grin grin grin
yuck! i am sure he also sniff your fart from your anus. your bf as a fetish!
Romance / Re: Be Sincere With This by fuckjesus(m): 12:47am On Oct 10, 2017
midehi2:
Who is he that I cannot mess in peace again cheesy
No manners at all...if You were my girlfriend and you do that in my presence be it loud or smelly i will break up with you immediately.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Huge Python Vomiting Out A Deer After It Was Obstructed (Graphic Video) by fuckjesus(m): 7:06pm On Oct 02, 2017
Kayceenaz:


Dear brother, it is unreasonable and improper treating with disdain the name of my Lord Jesus Christ. Since you refuse to believe in Him and open the door of your life unto Him, must you needlessly disparage His holy name by using that unspeakable and disrespectful moniker? If reason is truly your ground for rejecting Christ Jesus, then kindly either change your moniker or delete the account if you can't and create a new one, in demonstration of being reasonable. Reason says you don't have to villify or insult key figures of others' beliefs in order to prove your point. So, I implore you to change your username. Thanks in advance for being reasonable.
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You mean you sat down to compose all these just to beseech me to alter my sobriquet? Sorry i can't change it.. Thanks in advance for respecting my choice of sobriquet and understanding..
Nairaland / General / Re: A Huge Python Vomiting Out A Deer After It Was Obstructed (Graphic Video) by fuckjesus(m): 11:47am On Sep 30, 2017
Do the mods have a personal penchant for snakes? why do post concerning snakes make front page ɗaily?
Romance / Re: Glorianna Eghe-Idubor: "If Your Girlfriend Can't Cook For You, Throw Her Away" by fuckjesus(m): 3:49pm On Sep 27, 2017
Welcome to the internet age where everyone want to be noticed irrespective of how dumb your opinion is.

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Celebrities / Re: Hurray!! Bbnaija Bisola To Attend UN General Assembly As Education Ambassador by fuckjesus(m): 6:01pm On Sep 18, 2017
At last something positive coming from Bisola..
Politics / Re: Army Aircraft Hovers Around Nnamdi Kanu's Home; IPOB Members Arrested (Video) by fuckjesus(m): 4:01pm On Sep 13, 2017
I perceive danger wahala dey!

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NYSC / Re: Kennedy Kenechukwu, Borno Corper Dies (Photos) by fuckjesus(m): 1:28pm On Sep 12, 2017
Suspect33:
As we are wishing him R.I.P, ask yourself, how ready are you to meet God, death does not knock, people die too often these days, dont let death meet you unprepared, repent of your sin, accept Jesus as you saviour today, it could be me or you tomorrow and after death is the JUDGEMENT
Type Amen and scroll on.. don't promote your faith on such post.
Celebrities / Re: Sharon Nmezi Nneka And Chris' Pre-Wedding Photos by fuckjesus(m): 6:02pm On Sep 08, 2017
bamite:
I hope he doesn't use her for yahoo plus. I no de trust all this ipobians o
May sense fall on you

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Travel / Re: Corpers Coming From CDS Involved In Accident (Photos, Video) by fuckjesus(m): 5:06pm On Sep 05, 2017
ShyCypher:
They counted?

Btw, see as dat last girl khaki don soak 4 her crotch region meanin' her cunt must also be soaked with mud.

Chai! Mah jus put my tongue ontop d muddy clit ehn... grin

Yummy.

Seriously
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: I Love A Man That I Can Fart In His Presence & He'll Say Well-Done by fuckjesus(m): 2:41pm On Aug 14, 2017
pweetiedee:


She never see the kind fart wey go comot before she know. Lol

Anyway, my fart is shy, extremely shy. The day my kid sis heard me fart ehn...she called everybody to tell them I farted.

whenever I'm with my bf, its all those silent, unsmelling fart that comes out, but I don't mind if he farts in my presence, what's my own, if the fart smell i go run comot.

for how long will ur gf take excuses before farting? if she tries the leave the room and the fart comes out nko?

I have a friend who does farting competition with her bf-now her husband.

Farting is not an issue here. There are other things to take seriously for this matter called relationship.




So your anus is a silencer? you will release a loud fart in his presence one day.

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: I Love A Man That I Can Fart In His Presence & He'll Say Well-Done by fuckjesus(m): 2:39pm On Aug 14, 2017
Kowor:
Every mallam with his kettle. If I can't fart in your presence, keep your relationship.

you are my type of lady..
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: I Love A Man That I Can Fart In His Presence & He'll Say Well-Done by fuckjesus(m): 2:37pm On Aug 14, 2017
Hey! guys the issue of farting in the presence of ones partner shouldn't be a BIG DEAL its a matter of personal preference. i wonder why some people are getting worked up over nothing.

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Celebrities / Re: ''my Husband Must Not Complain When I Fart'' - Actress Anita Joseph Speaks by fuckjesus(m): 7:19pm On Aug 12, 2017
I like your kind of person... what ever rocks your boat.
Health / Re: Baby Born "Pregnant" In India Shocks Health Expert (PHOTOS) by fuckjesus(m): 2:32am On Aug 02, 2017
Henrydboss:
Pls does anyone know any university offering aeronautical engineering in Nigeria?? I recently applied for mechanical engineering in fupre but I don't know if they offer it as one of the final year options areas in mechanical engineering any fupre mechanical engineering student in the house thanks

University of Ilorin.
Romance / Re: Ladies Tell This TRUTH - If Your Man Farts, Does It Annoy YOU? by fuckjesus(m): 9:39am On Jul 27, 2017
Fussy people would make a mount out of mole hill on that. who doesn't fart? if my babe farts and its loud i will laugh if it smells i will run out of the place in a playful way. sometimes its fun..

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