see her natural horror face. why won't anyone cheat on this one?

cronsberg:
I wish i will one day be in the position to walk up to t.y danjuma and proclaim; Theophulus yakubu danjuma, by the authority granted me by his excellency the president, and with a goodly amount of personal satisfaction, i hereby place you under the custody of the court and declare you to be my prisoner. For crimes to include but not limited to murder, piracy, treason, genocide including the theft of severall productive oil blocks. He will say "you dare face the uniform of a general?". I will then say "this far off into your retirement? Aiy". I will then bundle and handcuff the crook off to kirikiri. One less crook holding the progress of nigeria is gone. Remaining obj, ibb, atiku, tinubu, amaechi, gej, and co. I will leave fayose and wike though if they swear not to engage in do or die politics because we need a lively and vibrant opposition like them in a democracy. Say amen

what of boooohari the chief terrorist?

Lightening:


Yoruba Muslim supporting his slave master as usual.

he's a foooolani, not yoruba. don't let the name deceive you. many of them hide under yoruba monikers to do their zombie work. how many yorubas still support boooohari today?

foooolani herdsmen and boko haram are the same people, don't let the names confuse you.

they're hired mooooooslim mercenaries fighting to actualize their age long dream of making the whole nigeria an islamic state. presidiot boooohari is aware of this, that's why he's soft on them.

cc friendng my new terrorist friend (asalamyalekum). you don find trouble.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/7223325_images127_jpeg84b38aa289c172e10920c3c1492f215b

friendng, have you seen this thread?


are your people truly born to rule or born to beg? even at this RAMadan period your foooolani brothers are still importing poor, handicapped almajiri kids to beg in lagos when you're supposed to be fasting.

is this the way of allah?

shame on you!

Abuforallah1:

hello, my terrorist friend.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/7223325_images127_jpeg84b38aa289c172e10920c3c1492f215b

FriendNG:



The dirty uncircumcised smelling he goat should be more worried about finding who is his father or prostitute mother. The dirty pigs lies have been exposed now he resort to show of shame You are product of baby factory. According to your pornographic book, the so called bible. Your god rape marry, and the first bastard according to your fabricated scripture was Jesus. According to your fake scripture he is a god yet he was crying like a baby when jews killed him.

Dirty pig go and take your bath because the cyber space is already overwhelmed by your smell

aboki with one hand, you don't need to worry about my parents. they're both fine and they live in our family house in PH, while the rest of us children are in lagos. so, nothing you say about them will affect me coz i know they're all fine and you're simply fighting desperately coz i've been hitting you with the ugly truths.

after all, you can't say the same about your leprous parents who are either dead by now or are living an abject, poverty life in one idp camp in your boko-haram-ravaged north. the same way they raised you is the same way you're going to raise your kids. the circle continues...foooolani north is cursed.

what about your sisters? they've been kidnapped to work as sex for shekau. you know you mooooooslims are pedophilic by nature. if your prafet moooohamid could rape a 9-year-old aishat and still be revered why can't shekau have his own underage girls? after all, they're both chief terrorists shedding blood for allahuu.
and when your sisters in captive are 14 years and above they'll be considered too old and then strapped with bombs and sent on a suicide mission.

your male siblings nko? the same thing. they're either carrying empty plates and roaming the streets or they're being trained to fight and die for your useless, bloodthirsty allah. that's why boooohari said the average northern yewt is an illiterate. "illiteracy" here encompasses poverty, wretchedness, ignorance as a result of your religion's misinformation and their addiction to hard drugs.

horrrny bastards! your religion even allows you to rape animals! the entire foooolani mooooooslims are summed up as a plague to the nation and insha allaaaaaaaauaaba you will all die a hard death, amin!


asalamyalekum, bro.

FriendNG:




Dirty uncircumcised pig now you are ranting blablabala when the truth is glaring at your eyes. Shameless hypocrite kafiri.
You see graphic pics killed by your christian Kafiri brothers and you are here ranting in shame. It dosent have to be written in your forehead before someone can know you are one of the pigs.


Go and take your bath because you are polluting the cyberspace.


You guys are fatherless because fornication is considered normal by average christian. It will be a miracle to find a 17 year old kafiri like you that has not fornicate.

after showing you those pictures of your people i expect you to hurt you very much. no soul can be proud to say he was raised by a dirty, poor mother in an idp camp and a leprous father who died a handicapped street beggar.


tell me, bastard, are you really proud of your people?

what about your religion, knowing you slam your forehead 7 times a day for a non-existent, bloodthirsty deity called allah and a prophet moooohamid who raped a 9-year-old girl?

and as if that's not enough, he promised to give you 77 almajiri virgins in heaven if only you can kill as much people who don't believe in islam as you can.

that's why i see the foooolanis who are predominantly mooooooslims as brainwashed savages. and i swear i won't be sorry if your entire lineage is wiped out because you being alive is a threat to human existence.

FriendNG:



Explain what? You are typing lies and you are asking me to explain.

typical almajiri turned cobbler, still trying to use lies to cover other lies.

all the killing reports were made by your trickish miyetti mooooooslim terrorist group. and like i'll always say, i don't trust them. how can i trust terrorists to tell the truth?

only cows were killed but human deaths were reported...you foooolanis are despicable.

right now when you mention islam the next thing that follows is terrorism. the whole world knows this and they're fighting against you. but of course, you'll deny isis, al-qaeda, al-shabaab, taliban, boko haram and foooolani herdsmen are not mooooooslims but the fact remains that they read and understand the cursed kwuruaan than you keyboard warriors.

don't mention me with east, dingbat, you don't even know i come from; have you ever seen me support biafra? but if calling me that would make you denounce islam go ahead.

your people still remain the eyesore of nigeria. when foreigners say nigeria is a shithole they're referring to the north.

i mean, just take a look at every corner of the streets...you'll see mallams sleeping under the bridge with their families or by the roadsides begging with their filthy, malnourished children. i'm sure you see them too but you still have the audacity to call someone dirty? just like charcoal calling pot black. born to rule and born to beg...the average mallam is an oxyMORON!

it's a welcome development albeit a political strategy.

FriendNG:


You can only find uncircumcised dirty pigs Kafiri in the south. Muslim World wide are circumcised based on the Islamic practice of prophet Ibrahim peace be upon him.

mooooooslims in the north have long, uncircumcised pricks...how else can you explain that?

all prophets in kwuruaan are terrorists because they preach hate and violence just like their rapist leader, prafet moooohamid, so i don't take their words seriously.

If you want to find uncircumcised beings then meet the kafiris. You guys are unhygienic, you smell like he goats. Why? You don't take your baths after sex, you don't purify yourself after urination, you let the traces of urine in ur trousers.

look at the filthy nail-cutter that wears 3-quarter trousers and a rag on his head calling someone dirty?
which one should i even mention-your naturally rotten teeth or your bad breath? everything about you is dirty, including your religion. oh! and let's not forget that the word "aboki" is synonymous with "leprosy". you know your people na... bambi allah!

Your females smell more than pigs, they don't purify themselves after menstruation.

i swear, i fainted the first day i tried to fvck one foooolani girl that sells fura di nunu in my former street. bitch stinks like a wet tortoise in harmattan, and when she opened her pussy i thought a rat died in there. *spit!*

Kafiri are bound to lie. I don't know if Paul teaches you such in the corrupt Bible because I know my Isah don't teaches such

the issa in your cursed kwuruaan is not the same as our Jesus Christ. like i said before, all your prophets were terrorists.

Shekau has threaten has released many videos during Buhari tenure, even threaten Buhari and burutai but we'll hypocrite wont see such. Boko Haram are Jonathan siblings, he said so not me.

shekau threatened boooohari when? dumb son of a shoemaker, stop lying to yourself. shekau and boooohari are best friends, that's why boooohari has been pampering boko haram and releasing them.

Boko Haram are shrinking because the army is dealing with them unlike before.

boko haram only took a fasting break, they're still as strong as they've been since their brother boooohari came into power.

by the way, your brothers still attacked yesterday. check punch news.

How will you see when you're hypocrite. Even on this forum nairaland graphics pics of Fulani being killed are reported and you dirty pigs support.

i see only cows...sick cows by the way. and you can't compare them with humans.

Plastic carrying malam are million times better than dirty unhygienic, uncircumcised kafiri pigs of the east.



Wa'alaika Kafiri.

yes, they're better than me yet you'll find the leprous paupers in every corner begging for alms. you should be ashamed to be identified with such rag-wearing, malnourished low-class beggars. you were probably raised in such family.

cursed mooooooslim terrorist!

KillaBeauty:
Lol see ya mouth you think it’s easy. I envy guys sooo much, their metabolism is really good, they burn off all that food and alcohol easily. My little brother is super skinny but eats like a freaking horse. Me, when I as much as smell food, I’ve added a pound already
Good thing about me is that i can also shed the weight easily . I just need to starve and work out for two weeks and as much as 2 kilos would be gone but no energy

LOL!

starving yourself might cause you ulcer. best therapy is to eat less cooked food and eat much fruits coupled with exercise - i suggest rope-skipping for girls. also drink as much water as you can.

last last, it's not by force to be slim. i've seen really big girls with flat tummies. that's my real turn on. i'd take them over slim girls with biggi belle. the only time i like to see a young girl with a protruding stomach is when she's pregnant.

see example..

FriendNG:


You're nothing but uncircumcised dirty pigs. When did you condemned your evil Kafiri terrorist for killing innocent women and children. Boko Haram was given birth by politician by PDP which later go out of their control. Boko Haram are Jonathan brothers as he himself claims.

You evil Kafiri terrorist killed thousands of innocent kids and women in mambila. We don't care wether you take the source serious or don't it doesn't change the truth.

Still I repeat the fasting of Kafiri is a punishment to himself as God doesn't accept the act of worship from Kafiri like you who doubled as a hypocrite terrorist.

Again wa'alaika Kafiri.

LOL!

yet another hypocritical belch from the filthy, islamic head-slamming raghead. go figure, the only place you'll find uncircumcised male bastards is from the north and they are mostly mooooooslims. i don't know if it was your pedophilic prafet moooohamid that instructed you to let your pricks grow freely or it's just your natural instinct to fvck around.

so, PDP started boko haram yet shekau kept uploading threat messages against GEJ? but since presidiot boooohari came to power the same shekau has gone mum. aboki, you're too dumb.

since i've been hearing about attacks against foooolani the only things i see they display are dead cows... no kids, no women. well, i might be wrong though cos you nomads treat cows as family members.

can't you see? you plastic - kettle - carrying mallams are a living curse.

asalamyalekum again.

KillaBeauty:
Lmao no oh
Thing is, my weight is very unstable
Last November I was really slim and all my yansh disappeared but my waist was really tiny
Now if you see me ehn I’ve gained like 15 pounds so you can imagine but I got yansh now
So I can’t have it all, I gotta choose and I choose yansh

some lepa girls still have yansh na...though it's never too obvious due to their figure.

i don't have problem with being fat but i do frown at girls who are too lazy to control their weight; which is the case of most nigerian girls. they just eat and eat and grow fat and call it their nature.

FriendNG:



Shameless Kafiri who told you it's not in the Media? It's just that you kafiris are hypocrite, you did not condemned the attack by your fellow kafiri terrorist brothers but you want me to do so.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/255495-miyetti-allah-speaks-benue-taraba-violence-says-1000-fulanis-killed.html

And as I like I said earlier the fasting of a dirty Kafiri is same as punishing self with hunger and thirst. God doesn't accept worship of dirty smelling unbelievaber like you. Better go and find food.

Wa'alaika Kafiri

you're a deranged, crooked aboki with tobacco-stained teeth. which people make up the miyetti group you're quoting as your source?

are they not the same islamic group that birthed the boko haram and foooolani herdsmen terrorists? so why should i take their words seriously?

it's as hypocritical as boko haram condemning the aluu 4 incident in rivers state. the bastards don't even have clear evidence; all they show us is dead malus. and since when does malu equal human life?

okay, let's take foooolani herdsmen aside since they're affiliated with miyetti, tell me, why can't miyetti allah condemn boko haram? i'm sure you know the answer: foooolani herdsmen, boko haram and miyetti allah are all the same!

you sound disgustingly ridiculous addressing us as 'terrorists' when the word itself is synonymous with "boko haram, foooolani herdsmen, isis, al-qaeda, al-shabaab, taliban, sunni mooooooslims," all of whom are your people.

shame on you and your vain fasting. the way i see you, you might end up a suicide bomber.

asalamyalekum still.

FriendNG:


I must reply your brain that is full of sh.it even if I will get banned.

You kafiris not only attack the cows but also killed over 1000 innocent Fulani kids and women in mambila plateau just last year.

You blood sucking demons Kafiri (worst than Isis) have no value for both human and animal lives.

The fasting of a Kafiri like you is just like punishing yourself with hunger and thirst. God doesn't accept worship of unbelievaber who doubled as a terrorist like you.

Your "asalamyalekum" is sent back to you because it makes nosense. Go and learn how to spell it first.

typical, brain-damaged foooolani terrorist. when they confront you with facts you switch to pulling undocumented assertions from your smelly turban to defend your crime.

how come over "1000 innocent fulani kids and women" were killed last year and nobody heard of it?

or are you going to blame PDP or ipod for hindering such gruesome news from public hearing in an APC gonment again?

like i said before, you're as heartless as the rest of of your sunni terrorist groups (boko haram, isis, al-qaeda, al-shabaab, taliban, foooolani herdsmen and the rest) because you support evil, and it gets me wondering what you're fasting and praying for?

what of the gruesome benue massacres? have you ever condemned your foooolani brothers for once about this? go plan your reprisal as usual but this time you'll fail. more foooolani mooooooslims will die and more foooolani cows will be butchered. you people are cursed!

asalamyalekum again.

KillaBeauty:
You’ve joined Mrcôrk I’m not fat, I’m just well fed

so well-fed you're big in the middle, and your legs make half circles when you walk?

KillaBeauty:
Lardy ladies all the way!!!

tufiakwa!

and then she'll complain she can't find a man on nairaland.

KillaBeauty:
They’re the same

are you fat?

KillaBeauty:
Fucktoto ‘s exact spec. Love in the air

Oga shebi you talk you like stockfish ladies, here you are. Enjoy.

taa!!! i don't do okporoko and toothpicks.

please understand the difference between 'slim' and 'anorexic'.

see my "perfect" spec here..

ademoladeji:


Check the first picture bruv.

Why supporting corruption? Someone buying goods worth 60m yet snuggling it

i'm not supporting anyone, but i can't find dangote's vehicles in any of the pictures.

but even if there's a dangote truck there i believe it's the goods it was carrying they seized, not the vehicle itself.

lovelybugs:


I honestly don't have a problem with the song and the video I even have them on my phone.
But remember people are different
There are a lot of over sensitive people in the world.
What I may find offensive others may not.

tell us from the islamic pov if the song is haram or not. i don't care about muric's opinion or whoever finds it offensive.

SalamRushdie:
It's only Buharists and supporters of killer herdsmen that are offended by it

like shamecurls, blackpanda and yarimo. they started their own wailing even before muric made that statement.

muric is an islamic terrorist group.

why is he wailing as if all relationships are guaranteed to last?

and posting those pictures is supposed to spite the girl, i guess.


i hate lame, bitch ass niggas mehn!

Jirate:


WiseGuy, Look At Those Photos Again, Even Dagote Vehicles Are There, e Get Who Dangote No Know At The Top?.

where's the dangote vehicle in the two pictures?

post=68222282:

K.
The only thing that made me laugh is PDP dominated Nairaland, you wish!

Anyways cos you are fasting, let me just say May The Almighty Allah answer your prayers in this Ramadan period.
Have a nice day.
Bye.

NB: As for being so concern about our business, we say a very big THANK YOU for the heads up!

Dalu.
Nagode.
Ose.
Merci

i don't care about your business really coz i hate beans and potato and i'm allergic to salad.

my only concern is that your business might suffer because your blind support for APC might discourage potential customers from the PDP side.

and, like it or not, they dominate nairaland now. i know former sai barbarians who oppose boooohari's gonment now more than PDP people. so be guided.

asalamyalekum.

madridguy:
Your wailing zeal is something else.

and your zombie instinct is amazing.


asalamyalekum.

post=68218825:
I love the ways Fayose followers on his Twitter account are giving him some good uppercut with their reply.
Mumu Guv!

you better mind your sour beans and potatoes business and stop meddling with nairaland politics. if you can't stay neutral, please use another account for it.


foooolani zombies like shamecurls, blackpanda, yarimo, omenka, etc all have spare handles they use to advertise their wares because they know it would be silly to do business in a PDP - dominated nairaland. berem too was a former zombie but when her business suffered she had to sit on the fence and even created a new moniker.

the only zombies that don't do business are saarkki and buhariguy...those ones are jobless illiterates. they just chant 'sai baba' from morning till night and hope tuwo falls from heaven and lands on their table.


please it's just a friendly advice, no pun intended. and, by the way, i'm fasting too.

asalamyalekum, bro.

because he's a gworo-chewing foooolani mooooooslim terrorist with body odour and a dullard.

he'd rather worry about his sick cows and how to release his boko haram boys in detention.

cc yarimo, shamecurls, blackpanda.

asalamyalekum, brothers.