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Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Tinubu On Collision Course Over Muslim-muslim Ticket by Fuckyoumod: 11:03am On Jul 12, 2022

phemmyjohnson:
Well in as much as the VP is right and we all are right to sympathize with our Christian community , what has the ticket of buhari and osinbajo muslim/Christian achieved since 2015 till date . I rather choose competence also but then you cannot just overlook the killing of the Christians and understand this country is not just ripe to have a Muslim/Muslim ticket at least for now ..

so who is competent? Kashim or Tinubu? Are selling your stupid self that in all of the north, There is no competent Christian APC member?
Grow some sense!!!

Politics › Re: As A Man Of God, I'll Still Vote For Tinubu. by Fuckyoumod: 8:49pm On Jul 11, 2022

Pastorjohn2:
I have seen various posts and comments stating Christians shouldn't vote for tinubu because of his Muslim-Muslim ticket.
I'm a man of God and a born again Christian, I'm here to tell you myself and my congregation and house hold will still vote for BAT.

We're BATIFIED.
he'll turn this nation into the economic powerhouse like Lagos

you are just a stupid person!

Politics › Re: Tinubu Confirms Kashim Shettima As His Running Mate by Fuckyoumod: 9:15am On Jul 11, 2022

TinubuNG:
May you recieve sense in Jesus name.

may you remain senseless for 600 years!

Politics › Re: Tinubu Confirms Kashim Shettima As His Running Mate by Fuckyoumod: 8:26pm On Jul 10, 2022

TinubuNG:
May you recieve sense in Jesus name

if you are a Christian, then you must be the must stupid Christian ever! And there is no way you won't burn in hell. Because the Jesus you mention despise foolish people like you.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Confirms Kashim Shettima As His Running Mate by Fuckyoumod: 6:01pm On Jul 10, 2022

TinubuNG:
Mumu people are in pain, political naive are screwed already.

They expect a very experienced politician like Tinubu not to read the hand writing on the wall but to go ahead in picking northern christian as his running mate which is known clearly as minority in the North .

Congratulations Asiwaju Bola Hammed Tinubu, the incoming president of Nigeria.

Muslim-Muslim , Muslim-Christian, muslim - harbalist or even Muslim-hindu , we don't care as far as they are both competent, God bless Nigeria.

you stupidity is out of this world!
Who is the Majority in the south? Muslim or Christians?
If the North can not bear to see a Christian V.P, Why should the south support a Muslim President? Competence my foot!

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Politics › Re: Expose Terrorists In Your Midst, Buhari Tells Nigerians by Fuckyoumod: 10:27am On Jul 10, 2022

Buhari, you are a stupid man!

Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:51pm On Jul 08, 2022

Mikekan30:
Small boy, U remain a Small Boy.. We done laugh you tire ........ Small boy wey for use him energy find better work do, dey threaten him Papa.. if u see who u dey yarn all this thing with, u for calm your stupidity...

U be real Mumu
Drop your number, am with Dokko crew here.
Come Aluu.

Mumu

I no dey cap plenty, since you dey challenge, yet to give me your address na wahala. Just forget it!

Na your address I need, no be to rant up and down for nairaland behind your keypad.

God save you sey you no drop your real and home address. You for know sey this life na one e bi.

Romance › Re: Church Gives Certificate Of Virginity To Ladies After Test In South Africa (Pics by Fuckyoumod: 1:09pm On Jul 06, 2022

saintbillion:
hope u have done yours? Well sha I don't need to ask you about the results. We already know the outcome

grin

wotoporus! Yea we know, na highway 14 lanes!

Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 1:04pm On Jul 06, 2022

Mikekan30:
U want to teach me a life time message ehhhh
Mumu,

Am at Aluu, Boundary...
Call this line 07058367490..

I will be gladly waiting for you...

Useless Pig..

Am waiting..

Bring it on Pig

Boy .... Am Gladly waiting.... Foolish Hopeless boy....

If I no stab your eye, Spit on my face..

Am waiting

you are giving me a wrong number, who is Anty Ann?

I have started working on your matter already, you need to bleed.

You are giving me a wrong lead... But I know you are in Choba not Aluu, Aluu is just a diversion, I go tell you sey I be Intel Chief! God save you sey you no drop your legit number.

I for track you go reach your house.

Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:52pm On Jul 06, 2022

Mikekan30:
Small Boy am waiting for your call...

When you reach boundary Aluu, just tell me the color of your Clothes...make sure u bring your battalion because you're in a LION'S DEN, I CAN WAIT TO HACK YOU OUT...

FOOOOOL

I want to bring the fight to your home.. Your house not a junction.
You dey play with fire!

I will find you, from Emouha to Choba, the whole of Ikwerre , even your Aluu, to town gbolokiri, to Okrika to buguma to bakana, to Ogbkari. I go find you!

You dey challenge Abi? Give me your house address.

Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:47pm On Jul 06, 2022

Mikekan30:
U want to teach me a life time message ehhhh
Mumu,

Am at Aluu, Boundary...
Call this line 07058367490..

I will be gladly waiting for you...

Useless Pig..

Am waiting..

Bring it on Pig

Boy .... Am Gladly waiting.... Foolish Hopeless boy....

If I no stab your eye, Spit on my face..

Am waiting

lol..... You na live in Aluu? Not Choba again... Hahahhahaha..... Mumu!

I go use Aluu boys Bleep you up.

Where for Aluu? Boundary is just a junction. Boundary is not you address. Give me your address. And stop making noise!

Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 12:43pm On Jul 06, 2022

Mikekan30:
Small boy bringing a fight to my Mouth...

I can wait Man...
Call that Line, I can wait to make it Quick..

Pig am waiting

give me a precise location of where you live in Choba. You dey caprison plenty! Shay Choba na your mouth? Ok no p.. But I need to be taught a lesson.

That thing you think you have joined or become, I go tell you sey I conquered Choba before I left for the U. K.
But if you are a man. Give me your address!

Politics › Re: Beatrice Nwanneka Ekweremadu In HMP Bronzefield Prison, UK (Pictures) by Fuckyoumod: 4:00pm On Jul 05, 2022

Besto:
Them no fit press button

i swear, button goes a long way

Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 2:08pm On Jul 05, 2022

Mikekan30:
Crack head, come to Choba, Arrow and let me Hack your brains out...

Unam.

where in Choba, back Of chem, okocha, rumuchakara, Owhipa, Ndudor, Choba extension? Where? be precise! i want to teach a life time lesson.
Give me a direct address if you are a man! No need for plenty talk.

Politics › Re: Wike’s Camp Gives ‘Ayu Must Go’ Condition To Back Atiku by Fuckyoumod: 7:16am On Jul 05, 2022

Alexiiydon:
since he no obey wike he can never be his chairman

i see...
But, Obey how?

Politics › Re: Wike’s Camp Gives ‘Ayu Must Go’ Condition To Back Atiku by Fuckyoumod: 6:03am On Jul 05, 2022

Why does Wike want the Chairman gone huh

huh

I'm not getting it.

Somebody should explain please

Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Response To Inflation Is Inadequate – World Bank by Fuckyoumod: 10:20am On Jul 04, 2022

Smithkafors:
Nigerians don't want to learn.....see them supporting the same set of people who crippled our economy.

Atiku
Tinubu
Buhari
Orji uzor kalu
Gandollar
Amechi
Ekweremadu
Lauretta anochie
Ikpeazu
Elrufai
Uzodimma
Shettima

One thing they have in common is that they are all attacking the same candidate. Why? because he will stop their impunity.
Youths wisen up.... They are now playing ethnic / religious cards while they travel up and down for medical treatment in foreign countries. How do you want them to develop the country when they travel in private jets..... They are not accessible to people. Peter obi is always accessible, because he uses the same public facilities. That man will change this country for good.

Mr dimwit! How is Amaechi crippling your useless economy?
Is Amaechi the President of Nigeria?

Politics › Re: Governor Ortom’s Convoy Involved In Accident in Abuja, No Casualty by Fuckyoumod: 6:31am On Jul 04, 2022

TOPCRUISE:
Golf car colliding with Governor convoy. What an insult

who is insulting who?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Not A Form Of Slavery? by Fuckyoumod: 8:48pm On Jul 02, 2022

seyimailbox:
Neither is it against the Nigeria Labor Laws. By signing the document, it becomes binding on you. It is an agreement.

are you aware of illegal agreements? It could look binding to you, but before the law its simply exploitation.

Sports › Re: Mbappe: To Say You Will Do Better Than Messi & Ronaldo Is Lack Of Awareness by Fuckyoumod: 6:11pm On Jul 02, 2022

Mumusaphire:
is like u don't get my explanation sir. When mess and cr7 was at the same age of mbappe, how many goals they already has, and remember mbappe already has world cup to his CV. The guy is just trying not to put pressure on himself. U, at that age, can u say messi and cr7 can go far like this? That is the logic. For example, look at ronaldinoh and kaka, can u tell me they won't last much in football, upon how dazzeled they were back then. I remember when our fans gave ronaldinoh standing ovation at bernabieu, no player has ever receive it, even till messi left barca, he never receive standing ovation from madrid fans. So if injury free mbappe, plus the league his playing, forget he will score goals more than them. Remember at just 23, he already has close to 40 goals in champions league. Ronaldo and messi was a magic, but remember there are better players ahead them in all time footballer when u check fifa GOAT. We are just looking at number of goals, but not concern about individuals talent.

OK....

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Not A Form Of Slavery? by Fuckyoumod: 5:06pm On Jul 02, 2022

Spray:
Had job offer... But there's a part of contract that's making me so scared. It says employee should not join any other company doing similar things or selling similar products for the period of one year, after terminating his/her appointment. Is this not a modern form of slavery?

bro, that clause or law is not known to Nigeria labor laws, so therefore that law is null and void before the law in any court of law. Its and illegal clause so fear not.

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Sports › Re: Mbappe: To Say You Will Do Better Than Messi & Ronaldo Is Lack Of Awareness by Fuckyoumod: 6:51am On Jul 02, 2022

Mumusaphire:
says who? In what way? Do u know how many goals he already has and number of trophy he already won? At his age, ronaldo and messi no achieved what he already achieved.

lol.... I laf in France!
It simply means you know little or nothing about Messi/Ronaldo.

Sports › Re: Mbappe: To Say You Will Do Better Than Messi & Ronaldo Is Lack Of Awareness by Fuckyoumod: 8:43pm On Jul 01, 2022

Mumusaphire:
Believe in urself. Never doubt ur ability.

how do you mean in this case?
Believing in himself won't make him equal Messi or Ronaldo.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin: Russia Will Respond if NATO Deploys Weapons In Finland And Sweden by Fuckyoumod: 8:21pm On Jun 30, 2022

Pacesetter123:
But you want Ukraine to entertain de same option with NATO and suffer, right?

Ukraine was a pawn, they knew what they were getting into, they accepted it, they had the assurances of NATO, EU, UK, U.S and so many others. This is why they would still come together in the end to rebuild Ukraine after the war. As far as I'm concerned, Russia can not sustain a war in Europe and south America at the same time.

Bro, let me tell you, the aim of the Ukraine/Russia war was to weaken Russia politically, economically and militarily. Putin fell for it.

After, 3 years of this senseless war, Russia would never remain the same.

Finally, The U.S is the police of the world, they have the sole right to have NATO anywhere on the world map as long as it keeps a rogue Russia in check and brings peace and security to the larger world.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin: Russia Will Respond if NATO Deploys Weapons In Finland And Sweden by Fuckyoumod: 9:10am On Jun 30, 2022

alcuin:
Putin, it's a simple matter.

Place weapons in Cuba and Venezuela.

Cuba will not even entertain this option. Who wan suffer?

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Health › Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by Fuckyoumod: 9:11am On Jun 29, 2022

Mikekan30:
As a bastard and vagabond like you, you are happy to sleep with people's wives, I am telling you karma will bite back. PIG.

You can come to Port Harcourt Nigeria, that's where I reside to Bleep my wife I will be waiting for you. Let me see if you will return with your head.

MUMU....

where in PH?
Dimwit!

Politics › A Voter Sensitization, Political Awareness Between The North & Southern Nigeria by Fuckyoumod(op): 7:10am On Jun 24, 2022

Let's see the orientation and level of political awareness between the North and the Educated South.

Almajiri has a PVC.
Tea seller has a PVC.
Cart pusher has a PVC.
Fruit seller has a PVC.
Kolanut seller has a PVC.
Gateman has a PVC.
Onion & Tomato sellers have PVC's.
Shoe shiner has a PVC.
Sugar cane seller has a PVC.
Bus Drivers/Conductors have PVC's.
Motor park Agberos have PVC.

You are there claiming that Cows are voting, lie!!!!! They are only demonstrating that they are more politically educated than you.

Democracy is a game of numbers, INEC don't count prayers or wishes, they don't count grammar, they count votes.

You (a student or a graduate with BSc or MSC) with all your education and exposure you still don't have PVC. With all our self acclaimed sophistication in the south we still find it irrelevant to vote.

The worst thing is that you even try to justify why you didn't have one "my vote won't count".

For the sake of those who paid your school fees & fed you through school, please, don't make all your education/exposure useless with statements like that.

If votes don't count, politicians won't bribe/pay so much for people to vote them.

Please, for the sake of your children's future, don't sell your conscience anymore.

Vote ONLY individuals with track record of integrity and character.

In 2023 your votes will count, you are a stakeholder in this country as long as you have a PVC and vote with it.

Go and get your PVC!!!

Cc. all Nairaland Moderators please help spread the campaign. Lets keep the voters Sensitization and awareness on, we must all get it right this time.

Politics › Re: Buhari Still Waiting For Tinubu’s Shortlist Of Running Mates by Fuckyoumod: 7:48am On Jun 20, 2022

The mumu President is playing neutrality because he never wanted Tinubu in the first place. Tinubu held and twisted Buhari's balls, but Buhari still has neutrality as a weapon against Tinubu.

Buhari must be neutral to the end in the forthcoming elections in 2023.

Tinubu is banking on APC's rigging machinery Army/Police to win. He knows it would be over for him if Buhari remains neutral.

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Entertainment › Re: Nigerian Mother Joined Her Daughter To Do The “kelly Bahdie Dance” (pictures) by Fuckyoumod: 12:58pm On Jun 17, 2022

toujurs:
Imo state women, na dem dem, mehn the young girl is damn pretty

both cockroach, flies, rats etc na damn pretty.
Ok ooh....

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Politics › Re: Did PDP Dodge A Bullet By Not Fielding Wike As VP. by Fuckyoumod: 4:26am On Jun 17, 2022

frenzzy2:
relax

then shut up and don't quote me again if you have nothing meaningful to say!

Only stupid people criticize others without a single solution or fact of their own.

Politics › Re: Did PDP Dodge A Bullet By Not Fielding Wike As VP. by Fuckyoumod: 4:23am On Jun 17, 2022

underpinna:
Leave Wike alone. You pity Rivers State people but you didn't pity yourself and your state.
Everytime you people be spewing the same nonsense.

who is this illiterate

Politics › Re: Wike Absent As Okowa Is Unveiled As Atiku’s Running Mate by Fuckyoumod: 9:51pm On Jun 16, 2022

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