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Guy,you are a pro. All I see is info at Ur fingertips and supersonic analytical mind."NO PUPPY LOVE CONVO".

rigarmortis:
who has the time for all these puppy love conversation, when you meet a new girl via phone or electronic connect, don't waste time, there are three types and three ways and three uses.

1. the sharp in and out girl,
these are girls you want to use for a fling, for the time being, or when you girl is not around, or for fun/adventure, there are subtypes.

a. the good bad girl.
this type has a boyfriend, but he is far away and she likes you very much, and wants to fxck you, if the feeling is mutual, indulge her, don't start with the love and getting to know you slash friends convo.....use double meaning suggestive words when you converse with her..........start the good boy thing and you are on a long thing, leave that for her real boyfriend, she is a good bad girl. bad with you, good with him.

b. the runs gyal
someone gives you a runs gyals number and you go into the kinda conversation as written by the OP, RUBBISH.
where can we meet, should be first and what is your name last, the last doesn't even matter cos she is gonna give you a name like cindyrealia or magenta a fake name which you will soon forget.

c. the fill in the gap girl.
she just broke up and wants to have wild fun for revenge/fun purpose, and you are forming nice gentleman discussion?


2. the serious working class "lady"
you are in that mood where you don't want a clingy or needy girl, she works in a bank and single, no time to mingle, you two hook up, I swear she is gonna be the one to ask you where you work!...........its not like she is a gold digger, she just doesn't wanna have to pick the tab and baby sit you all the time.

so yes someone is gonna ask what the other person does......beat her to it sir!.........ask! and when she answers nod and say stuff that is ambiguous, let her empty herself cos she wanna show you she is independent, then tell her as liitle as possible about yourself, make it ambiguous, tell her where you work, but not which office, take her home.

the rest is history.


3. the friendship type gyal.

normal I don't converse with girls I don't intend to fxck, but there comes a time when something pushes you into this kinda group, play along, this is only when you can follow the OPs advice.....but alas!....not to the letter, remember, girls hate good guys, feel her in alone moments, gauge her , chip in a few words to see her kinda person when you are alone, so you know which category to box her in.

the drawback with these kinda is like you have a girlfriend without the "privileges"...believe me, naija girls being the fishbrained creatures they are will still want you to do stuff for them, I wont say don't, cos ppl will say am harsh and I wont say do cos that will be creating a new mugu, we have many running around already....just use your brain.

4a. there is a final subset to the friendship type...THE BAIT.

these ones are friends with you, maybe you have !@#$ed them in the past, or just friends, doesn't matter, but they have many girlfriends and girls seems to like her a lot, she is like a leader among them....you know the kinda, popular and flirty and wild sometimes?...with enough female numbers........yes!......a girl that likes her and knows she likes you.....automatically likes you too, if she tells a girl you are generous, work in NNPC etc, it its the gospel truth even when hard FACTS prove otherwise

Gen of course

Cutesexy1:
Both are comely in their own way,meanwhile having gr8t fun,it my birthday,go shawty!!

Laughter, pleasure and gaiety all around;
Family, friends and companions abound.
Memories to cherish and plenty of reminiscing;Even though its nearly belated,
May you have a birthday that is God's blessing! Happy nu year.

I know of A father that physicallly helped his daughter 2carry all her belongings out of her matrimonial home of 3years. Neighbours watched on helplessly with awe n bewilderment at d stupidity of this old man. Maybe he should be he should face a firing squad.

I am immeasurably gratefull 2 Lord God ALmighty n to you sir as a vessel onto honour

ebankole:
The upgrading of the hospital facilities means; powers of death,the rate at which powers of death takes and consumes lives and soul.

The dead and or the female friend means; the joy of seeing your life being spared after a long battle with powers of death such that has been following you about without you knowing, or perhaps known to you.
Above all,the heavens(the spirit) rejoice at the power of death has let you go,
So no longer shall u fall sick (such that will take your life,no longer shall your comings and goings be in danger.
Bless u and sure; u want to thank God for this.

missdebs:
stop dating olosho

Not that but somtin close to helping himself out.

MzNelly:
Male virgins? Huh? Rare gem you are.

u feel like giving him award abi? Haven't u heard of virgins that stick to only self-service? don't be deceived oh.

You can't always have it complete in one package. The only lady that I am presently dating rates me so high because of how I handle her very well on bed. She is into other 2 relationships for some other reasons and she says she won't let me go easily because of how I handle her. My Philosophy: It is better n comfortable for me to know that the weakness of my woman is multiple relationships so that I can have enough information to love n manage her if eventually I marry her; In other words, I dread ladies who are gameplayers that pretend not to be so.

I woke up this morning with desperation to know d interpretation of my Dream. Thank God for this thread. God bless U sir.
In d dream, I was walking past a clinic in d neighbourhood where I grew up n I was wondering how d clinic had been upgraded from a 5-bed to like 50-Bed capacity when I noticed a Female friend(died early this year) by d window with this facial expression that made me know that she wasn't happy that I hadn't visited her since she was hospitalised.
I immediately dashed into d infirmary where at d reception a nurse with flirtatious intentions delayed me, d more she tried d more I felt uncomfortable but at last she realeased me. By d time I got to my friend, she was so happy and we hugged. She looked so healthy n vibrant n in my mind I was thinking how erroneous and contrary d news about her sickness was. So I woke up

I thought the that d 330 model ends in year 2006 n Rx 350 comes up in Year 2007. Pls explain

niffymizzy:
Apc atm

we all need money directly or otherwise

Francon:
Ok. They will always defend themselves... but come to think of it, you married twice? How do you think this one will work? It shows the high rate of irresponsibility on most celebs. I was trained by my mum that when something is broken, fix it and don't get a new one.

Stella got widowed once n divorced ONCE. Such a Great Mum u have.

henryobinna:
Buhari n yar adua how many years did they rule?

They ruled for a short tenure, but history wiLl never forget Yar'adua for reducing pump from N70 to N65. Same for Buhari

abbey621:
I see a lot of topics on nairaland with good intentions but bad delivery. This is one of them, I don't know why people still believe that relationships/marital problems can be solved using a one shoe fits all approach. What works for peter might not work for paul. 95% of all relationships are flawed with one or more of the items listed and yet when you ask the couples, they would not trade their relationship for anything in the world. With my little understanding of this phenomenon called love, I have come to realize that it is unpredictable. If your heart is not capable of understanding, forgiveness and tolerance then you will remain bitter, alone and miserable in life. Many of the Whites would have us believe that love is a fairy tale but in reality love is what you make of it, can you withstand the rainy days? Can you work through the difficulties in order to enjoy the promise of a better tomorrow? If you leave your partner due to a mistake, who is to say the next object of your affection won't make the same mistakes?

I really appreciate and respect your words of wisdom.

merits:
always be like me and my wife,good companion.

how old is your marriage?

Only 2pics taken from a moving Car...You must be a clown

My 2001 audi A4 had difficulties climbing hilly roads n responding †φ sharp accelarations. So ​​​​ was advised †φ remove d CAT cos its blocked. After d removal(similar †φ d picture), it bounced back †φ life but with embarrasing smoke dat lasted for 2weeKs. The throaty sound still persists n a little change in fuel consmpt. I am planning †φ get a replacement which is about 25k

pharuk: Doesn't make sense.. N6.8 Billion Tax?

Lets assume he is to pay 10% of his income as tax, does that mean he has made over 60.8 Billion?

Abegg... check your source, person when graduate with Yoruba for Uni?

Pls don't mix up Dele momodu with J.Ibrahim . The former graduated from Yoruba n d later from Pol sci department all from OAU.

Gentlebabs: @AZWealth, I carefully went through ur post and found d contents therein misleading. In a layman's language, the pension scheme has been privatized and retirees can always go to Pencom to to seek advice or redress as the case may be. It is not often the best when your claims are reportive and you are not a direct victim of the said deception. The government adoppted the contributory pension scheme, which started in Chile so as to alleviate the sufferings of her citizens/retirees. All complaints/ enquiries should be directed to Pencom. You can google their website, therein lies all you need to know about the new pension scheme. I humbly reque you stop misleading people on heresies. For your information, Pencom serves to regulate, monitor and melt out punitive measures to any of thw 24 PFA or 4 PFC's who errs...

Are you aware that Pecom must pay 3times annual pay ǿſ d deceased FGN staff †φ d NOK by 2weeks? ...Ordinary sweet talk very similar †φ yours.I am a full proof victim, it took four angonizing years †φ get d full death benefit as d next ǿſ kin. Before 2004, it takes about 3months †φ effect payement ǿſ death benefits tφ d family ǿſ an FG staff, ǿſ this I am very sure . After d commencement ǿſ d pensions act, d capitalists n more corrupt took over and we are still reaping d dividends. These wicked hurdles set by Pencom n d PFAs make it seem as if being BEREAVED is a crime. It was a really horrible experience for me n siblings. Thank GOD, d storm is over

Its really unfortunate that nigerians are so gullible. Haven't you heard that d outcome ǿſ d confab will be subject †φ doctoring by the same incompetent SENATE? Needless n wicked policies like d new FRSC plate number, SURE-P...etc are certain symptoms ǿſ malady. You can never mistake an ugly lady for a beautiful woman. The humilitY exhibited by GEJ in kneeling down b4 pastor Adeboye 4prayers when compared with d sudden removal ǿſ SUBSIDY is HYPOCRISY. The Confab is one out ǿſ many baits.

sayso: This is going to be war. how can those taxi drivers change theirs? the transport companies will increase fare to accommodate the expenses of new number plate. FRSC I feel like killing you guys on the highway.

. Exactly what is on my mind. From oct 1, i will start knocking n running dem down on highway. I encourage all who share my bitterness †φ join me †φ do same natiowide

Madam ese, You don't have RESPECT for the marriage institution(MOG or no MOG),no wonder you left your former church cos ǿſ your itchy ears n appetite,Pastoral care unit worker my foot.Several bouts ǿſ s3x daily for more dan a week n your conscience was paralysed †φ empathise with Pastor's wife. Until I got married 2yrs ago, i was a casanova but married women were a no go area for me no matter how seductive n tempting they were. I had this fearful picture riveted in my imagination ǿſ God hitting me with a sledge hammer if i attempted married runs.So dat alone served as a check... but with single ladies,thats now history. My wife opines dat Ese may be using this as a launching pad for her BLOG †φ compete with big rivals like d linda ikejis'...48laws ǿſ power-R.Grene. As for Mr pastor,I am confident that his cane will be taller than d Eiffel tower, a special kind ǿſ GRACE abounds.

Cheeei! I don suffer. Revolution!!!!!

Idacrux: AFRIKA leaved an unproductive,unfulfilled life.Yet some dudes here are busy emulating such person.wetin ur parents send u go do 4 uni. na politics abi book;I learnt a big lesson frm this tales*RIP*

. You must be thinking from your Anus...How old r you n how fulfilling has Ūя̲̅ live been? Afrika died at 20 n worths more than you even at death.

seyi360: Axes were used on every one that was killed, as it was d signature of a "" attack.

. AXES I saw d aluminium pellets from d gun shots in late Efe's room and even saw his pool of cerebro-spinal fluid...shot at close range, same applies †φ ajiteru, eviano ekelemu whose blood flowed from d Faj's medical floor †φ d basement. July 9 ws a very busy, hectic n an all stressful day for Afrika as Dennis chukwusa memorial was marked. HE must have joined d kegytes gyration from reading cos he had †φ do mid-sem test @ 7am,july 10. He left d gyration for his room at around 3.30am †φ catch some sleep. 4.30am they struck,he ws murderded in his deep sleep wt zero resistance.ALL SHOT AT CLOSE RANGE. Lanre Legacy's side ǿſ story.

J-man:
Omo!, i was a jambite when the incident occcurred. It was tragic! Africa was shot in the head (from the reports) and he was rushed to the health center first before being rushed to a hospital in town. He died on the way! The following morning was very interesting. Students (including our so called aje-butter babes) formed groups, mobilized vehicles and visited all motor parks/garages in search of the cultists. Come and see action!!! The "intelligence" unit of the Student Union has already gotten the names of the cultists and where they came from(i dont know how). One of them was caught and shishi maximum was dished out to him. Even the ladies jostled to join the "shishi team". During the search for the principal 'actor', a friend of mine was picked up cos he bore the first 2 names of the cultist.
And when they found the main guy nko News raced round the school like wild fire that they had caught him and his trial was to be conducted at Amphi theatre. The hall was filled (overfilled sef)to capacity. Then Lanre "Legacy" (student union president) walked in (that guy get too much action for body sef!!!). His first words were "GREATEST IFE!!!" The response from all was a resounding "GREAT!!!" Even our lecturers were there also shouting "Great" with us students.
I remember so many funny incidents (fetching water at the stream behind moz, trekking to gate through road 1 when school is on strike , going for angel of chemistry lectures at 5am, eating amala at old buka, walking into Moz to toast a babe with butterflies in my stomach etc).
Ife students always stand together whereever they meet in life and protect one another.
The school is filled with so many memories. OAU for life.

. IDAHOSA was his name, a local gov diploma student. He was d one that confessed that it was the Tyrant VC wale Omole that sponsored the attack on the student's union exco; A union that forced d VC †φ rescind tuition hike from N8,600 †φ less than N1,500 as a Jambite. "OWo omogo" was a slang reigning dose days. WelLdone Legacy, afrika...OF D GREATEST IFE!!!!

Ola Johnson: Faculty of EDM is on the way to Tonkere, where Wole Soyinka, Gov Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti State, Secretary of Edo State Gov't, Julius Ihonvbere; Dipo Fashina, Dele Momodu and other radicals set up Radio Kudirat to tackle Sanni Abacha.

. What a classified info? That's great Ife for You

adeokunade: Who can remember Dennis Chukwusa?

. DENNIS CHUKWUSA,an OAU student, was killed in one ǿſ the Aluta struggles by Mopol....so i heared. A memorial was always being held in his honor every july 8 or 9. Afrika came to our hall ǿſ residence(d last day i saw him) with his mobile PAS 2 inform us about d programme which was †φ take place in Amphi, I didnt go because ǿſ prep for mid-semester Tests slated for sat july 10