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cocokiller1:
frail looking presido

Ok! U prefer a muscular version.

;DSymptom n signs of infactuation

The best is yet to come...CHANGE is inevitAble this Era.

BoiledPlantain:
1.Good heart
Most guys are non-virgins
and where redered virginless at a tender age.And men with a good heart in this category know they shouldn't be concerned about virginity since they arent one themselves.Hence this category of men don't mind marrying a woman like themselves.

2 Experience
I've heard some men say the best wife a man can get "is a fomer prostitute".Most men have had great sexual experience and donot want to kill the vibe by marrying a novice.Hence this men prefer an experienced woman.

3.Trust & Insatiablility
Although a silly believe;some men are scared that by marrying a virgin,virgins might want to explore other planets if opportunity presents itself as they may want to find out what they've been missing all this while, since they haven't sampled anyone else.It's a scary experience for some men especially those who are usually on the road.

4.Fake Virgins
With the event of fake hymen and virginal tightinening cream.It is safe to say that some men no longer care hence the fall for the latest scam.So they marry not caring if she's had any sexual experience or not

5.Understanding
Not everyone is a non-virgin by choice, some women where molested or sexually exploited at a tender age.Some men knowing this or having similar experience couldn't careless if she was a virgin or not.

6.Maturity
They say age comes with maturity. Hence most men in this category like myself,look for something more than virginity in a woman.
Virginity is a great gift in any woman, but men in this category have come to realise it takes more than being a virgin to guarantee a great marriage, hence they look for greater qualities in a lady than bieng a virgin.

(C)BoiledPlantain 2015

Purity is of great essence but MOST of dese guuls dt claim 2b virgins are hypocriteS. Yes, most are involved in lots of kissing,necking,petting, FINGERING, cunnilingus. All theese willl stilll keep d "hymen" intact which is d symbol of virginity. A friend told me how he use to take shower wt a lady dt claims she's a virgin, doing all kindS of dirty stuffs wt her but she willl nevEr allow a p*nis penEtration.

Guy,you are a pro. All I see is info at Ur fingertips and supersonic analytical mind."NO PUPPY LOVE CONVO".

rigarmortis:
who has the time for all these puppy love conversation, when you meet a new girl via phone or electronic connect, don't waste time, there are three types and three ways and three uses.

1. the sharp in and out girl,
these are girls you want to use for a fling, for the time being, or when you girl is not around, or for fun/adventure, there are subtypes.

a. the good bad girl.
this type has a boyfriend, but he is far away and she likes you very much, and wants to fxck you, if the feeling is mutual, indulge her, don't start with the love and getting to know you slash friends convo.....use double meaning suggestive words when you converse with her..........start the good boy thing and you are on a long thing, leave that for her real boyfriend, she is a good bad girl. bad with you, good with him.

b. the runs gyal
someone gives you a runs gyals number and you go into the kinda conversation as written by the OP, RUBBISH.
where can we meet, should be first and what is your name last, the last doesn't even matter cos she is gonna give you a name like cindyrealia or magenta a fake name which you will soon forget.

c. the fill in the gap girl.
she just broke up and wants to have wild fun for revenge/fun purpose, and you are forming nice gentleman discussion?


2. the serious working class "lady"
you are in that mood where you don't want a clingy or needy girl, she works in a bank and single, no time to mingle, you two hook up, I swear she is gonna be the one to ask you where you work!...........its not like she is a gold digger, she just doesn't wanna have to pick the tab and baby sit you all the time.

so yes someone is gonna ask what the other person does......beat her to it sir!.........ask! and when she answers nod and say stuff that is ambiguous, let her empty herself cos she wanna show you she is independent, then tell her as liitle as possible about yourself, make it ambiguous, tell her where you work, but not which office, take her home.

the rest is history.


3. the friendship type gyal.

normal I don't converse with girls I don't intend to fxck, but there comes a time when something pushes you into this kinda group, play along, this is only when you can follow the OPs advice.....but alas!....not to the letter, remember, girls hate good guys, feel her in alone moments, gauge her , chip in a few words to see her kinda person when you are alone, so you know which category to box her in.

the drawback with these kinda is like you have a girlfriend without the "privileges"...believe me, naija girls being the fishbrained creatures they are will still want you to do stuff for them, I wont say don't, cos ppl will say am harsh and I wont say do cos that will be creating a new mugu, we have many running around already....just use your brain.

4a. there is a final subset to the friendship type...THE BAIT.

these ones are friends with you, maybe you have !@#$ed them in the past, or just friends, doesn't matter, but they have many girlfriends and girls seems to like her a lot, she is like a leader among them....you know the kinda, popular and flirty and wild sometimes?...with enough female numbers........yes!......a girl that likes her and knows she likes you.....automatically likes you too, if she tells a girl you are generous, work in NNPC etc, it its the gospel truth even when hard FACTS prove otherwise

Gen of course

Cutesexy1:
Both are comely in their own way,meanwhile having gr8t fun,it my birthday,go shawty!!

Laughter, pleasure and gaiety all around;
Family, friends and companions abound.
Memories to cherish and plenty of reminiscing;Even though its nearly belated,
May you have a birthday that is God's blessing! Happy nu year.

I know of A father that physicallly helped his daughter 2carry all her belongings out of her matrimonial home of 3years. Neighbours watched on helplessly with awe n bewilderment at d stupidity of this old man. Maybe he should be he should face a firing squad.

I am immeasurably gratefull 2 Lord God ALmighty n to you sir as a vessel onto honour

ebankole:
The upgrading of the hospital facilities means; powers of death,the rate at which powers of death takes and consumes lives and soul.

The dead and or the female friend means; the joy of seeing your life being spared after a long battle with powers of death such that has been following you about without you knowing, or perhaps known to you.
Above all,the heavens(the spirit) rejoice at the power of death has let you go,
So no longer shall u fall sick (such that will take your life,no longer shall your comings and goings be in danger.
Bless u and sure; u want to thank God for this.

missdebs:
stop dating olosho

Not that but somtin close to helping himself out.

MzNelly:
Male virgins? Huh? Rare gem you are.

u feel like giving him award abi? Haven't u heard of virgins that stick to only self-service? don't be deceived oh.

You can't always have it complete in one package. The only lady that I am presently dating rates me so high because of how I handle her very well on bed. She is into other 2 relationships for some other reasons and she says she won't let me go easily because of how I handle her. My Philosophy: It is better n comfortable for me to know that the weakness of my woman is multiple relationships so that I can have enough information to love n manage her if eventually I marry her; In other words, I dread ladies who are gameplayers that pretend not to be so.

I woke up this morning with desperation to know d interpretation of my Dream. Thank God for this thread. God bless U sir.
In d dream, I was walking past a clinic in d neighbourhood where I grew up n I was wondering how d clinic had been upgraded from a 5-bed to like 50-Bed capacity when I noticed a Female friend(died early this year) by d window with this facial expression that made me know that she wasn't happy that I hadn't visited her since she was hospitalised.
I immediately dashed into d infirmary where at d reception a nurse with flirtatious intentions delayed me, d more she tried d more I felt uncomfortable but at last she realeased me. By d time I got to my friend, she was so happy and we hugged. She looked so healthy n vibrant n in my mind I was thinking how erroneous and contrary d news about her sickness was. So I woke up

I thought the that d 330 model ends in year 2006 n Rx 350 comes up in Year 2007. Pls explain

niffymizzy:
Apc atm

we all need money directly or otherwise

Francon:
Ok. They will always defend themselves... but come to think of it, you married twice? How do you think this one will work? It shows the high rate of irresponsibility on most celebs. I was trained by my mum that when something is broken, fix it and don't get a new one.

Stella got widowed once n divorced ONCE. Such a Great Mum u have.

henryobinna:
Buhari n yar adua how many years did they rule?

They ruled for a short tenure, but history wiLl never forget Yar'adua for reducing pump from N70 to N65. Same for Buhari

abbey621:
I see a lot of topics on nairaland with good intentions but bad delivery. This is one of them, I don't know why people still believe that relationships/marital problems can be solved using a one shoe fits all approach. What works for peter might not work for paul. 95% of all relationships are flawed with one or more of the items listed and yet when you ask the couples, they would not trade their relationship for anything in the world. With my little understanding of this phenomenon called love, I have come to realize that it is unpredictable. If your heart is not capable of understanding, forgiveness and tolerance then you will remain bitter, alone and miserable in life. Many of the Whites would have us believe that love is a fairy tale but in reality love is what you make of it, can you withstand the rainy days? Can you work through the difficulties in order to enjoy the promise of a better tomorrow? If you leave your partner due to a mistake, who is to say the next object of your affection won't make the same mistakes?

I really appreciate and respect your words of wisdom.

merits:
always be like me and my wife,good companion.

how old is your marriage?

Only 2pics taken from a moving Car...You must be a clown

My 2001 audi A4 had difficulties climbing hilly roads n responding †φ sharp accelarations. So ​​​​ was advised †φ remove d CAT cos its blocked. After d removal(similar †φ d picture), it bounced back †φ life but with embarrasing smoke dat lasted for 2weeKs. The throaty sound still persists n a little change in fuel consmpt. I am planning †φ get a replacement which is about 25k

pharuk: Doesn't make sense.. N6.8 Billion Tax?

Lets assume he is to pay 10% of his income as tax, does that mean he has made over 60.8 Billion?

Abegg... check your source, person when graduate with Yoruba for Uni?

Pls don't mix up Dele momodu with J.Ibrahim . The former graduated from Yoruba n d later from Pol sci department all from OAU.

Gentlebabs: @AZWealth, I carefully went through ur post and found d contents therein misleading. In a layman's language, the pension scheme has been privatized and retirees can always go to Pencom to to seek advice or redress as the case may be. It is not often the best when your claims are reportive and you are not a direct victim of the said deception. The government adoppted the contributory pension scheme, which started in Chile so as to alleviate the sufferings of her citizens/retirees. All complaints/ enquiries should be directed to Pencom. You can google their website, therein lies all you need to know about the new pension scheme. I humbly reque you stop misleading people on heresies. For your information, Pencom serves to regulate, monitor and melt out punitive measures to any of thw 24 PFA or 4 PFC's who errs...

Are you aware that Pecom must pay 3times annual pay ǿſ d deceased FGN staff †φ d NOK by 2weeks? ...Ordinary sweet talk very similar †φ yours.I am a full proof victim, it took four angonizing years †φ get d full death benefit as d next ǿſ kin. Before 2004, it takes about 3months †φ effect payement ǿſ death benefits tφ d family ǿſ an FG staff, ǿſ this I am very sure . After d commencement ǿſ d pensions act, d capitalists n more corrupt took over and we are still reaping d dividends. These wicked hurdles set by Pencom n d PFAs make it seem as if being BEREAVED is a crime. It was a really horrible experience for me n siblings. Thank GOD, d storm is over

Its really unfortunate that nigerians are so gullible. Haven't you heard that d outcome ǿſ d confab will be subject †φ doctoring by the same incompetent SENATE? Needless n wicked policies like d new FRSC plate number, SURE-P...etc are certain symptoms ǿſ malady. You can never mistake an ugly lady for a beautiful woman. The humilitY exhibited by GEJ in kneeling down b4 pastor Adeboye 4prayers when compared with d sudden removal ǿſ SUBSIDY is HYPOCRISY. The Confab is one out ǿſ many baits.

sayso: This is going to be war. how can those taxi drivers change theirs? the transport companies will increase fare to accommodate the expenses of new number plate. FRSC I feel like killing you guys on the highway.

. Exactly what is on my mind. From oct 1, i will start knocking n running dem down on highway. I encourage all who share my bitterness †φ join me †φ do same natiowide

Madam ese, You don't have RESPECT for the marriage institution(MOG or no MOG),no wonder you left your former church cos ǿſ your itchy ears n appetite,Pastoral care unit worker my foot.Several bouts ǿſ s3x daily for more dan a week n your conscience was paralysed †φ empathise with Pastor's wife. Until I got married 2yrs ago, i was a casanova but married women were a no go area for me no matter how seductive n tempting they were. I had this fearful picture riveted in my imagination ǿſ God hitting me with a sledge hammer if i attempted married runs.So dat alone served as a check... but with single ladies,thats now history. My wife opines dat Ese may be using this as a launching pad for her BLOG †φ compete with big rivals like d linda ikejis'...48laws ǿſ power-R.Grene. As for Mr pastor,I am confident that his cane will be taller than d Eiffel tower, a special kind ǿſ GRACE abounds.

Cheeei! I don suffer. Revolution!!!!!

Idacrux: AFRIKA leaved an unproductive,unfulfilled life.Yet some dudes here are busy emulating such person.wetin ur parents send u go do 4 uni. na politics abi book;I learnt a big lesson frm this tales*RIP*

. You must be thinking from your Anus...How old r you n how fulfilling has Ūя̲̅ live been? Afrika died at 20 n worths more than you even at death.