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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Poses In Bed Ahead Of Valentine (Photo) by Funflipper: 12:43am On Feb 13, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
i wish I could muff it from behind like that ....chaiiii enjoyment
You can if you have the muller to throw around; it is for sale.
Politics › Re: Senate Confirms Kuru, Hasan As AMCON, NDIC MDs by Funflipper: 12:00pm On Feb 11, 2021
Northgeria and the Ahmadu Bello ideology playing out in broad daylight with impunity.
Phones › Re: Real Reasons FG Is Replacing BVN, Others With NIN by Funflipper: 3:15am On Feb 11, 2021
COMPAQ:
What is strong about bvn? At the end of the day they are all unique numbers assigned to individuals
Absolutely nothing. The NIN is a decoy to make all the fulanis in africa become legal citizens of Nigeria. They are preparing the stage for the final take over but the people of the south are still sleeping.
Phones › Re: Real Reasons FG Is Replacing BVN, Others With NIN by Funflipper: 2:59am On Feb 11, 2021
Yesssir! we hia you!! ruga no work, waterway bill no work; so una come with the big one. With the help of NIN, all the fulanis in africa can now claim to be Nigerians. General buhari well done oooooooo!!!
Politics › Re: Bandit Commander Auwalu Daudawa, 6 Others Surrender 28 Rifles To Zamfara Govt by Funflipper: 1:34am On Feb 09, 2021
MayorofLagos:
A show of shame.

Do you see how Northerners abuse constitution? They will give each of them cow, rice and millions as a thank you reward. Not a single one will be arrested and go to jail.

The governer of that state swore same oath to constitution that Makinde did. But Makinde go carry constitution for head and protect fulani. Wike go carry constitution on head and order killing of people to protect fulani.

Southern governors don't have balls to flout constitution the way they do in North. If MEND attack oil infrstructure soldiers will be called in, and they did not kill anyone. Youth protested Sanwo Olu called soldiers in, they didn't even kill anyone. Ipob protested SE governors called soldiers in, they did not kill a single soul.

Look at mass killers that have terrorised across state lines, killed traditional rulers, raped young virgins and their mothers, kicked down people doors and abducted them for ransom, slaughtered and beheaded people, harvested and sold their body parts to marabouts. Soldier stand there, police stand there and the governor will come in and host these bandits with very lucrative rewards. These guns they surrendered, did they have license to possess it? Flagrant abuse of law and constitution.

Southerners wake up. Separate your people from these animals. They will kill us all and in return earn rewards, not jail time or death sentence.
That country is finished!!
Celebrities › Re: "My Boyfriend Handed Me This Immediately After Sex, I Am Losing My Mind" - Lady by Funflipper: 1:18am On Feb 09, 2021
dollytino4real:
when u date a graphics designer dat is the madness u get! shoo who does dat!
Graphics designer my ass. From her looks, she is a trailer trash and their boyfriends are complete write-offs who spend their whole time smoking meth and drinking moonshine.
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners’ Pastor Afolabi Samuel Jailed For Stealing Church’s $90,000, N4.5m by Funflipper: 12:49pm On Feb 08, 2021
kponkedenge:
The greatest temptation for pastors is money.
and pusssy
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Chioma And Their Son, Ifeanyi In New Pictures by Funflipper: 1:32pm On Feb 07, 2021
Dreyton36:
Fine baby and fine mother and a lousy dad

With the way the pikin mouth be , E sure for me say the pikin go also dey talk too much like the father cheesy

Davido my guy unto black level but not unto music level cuz talent far from am

2face, wizzy, tiwa. Na Dem get music for mouth the rest na still upcoming artists


Lights up my kpoli in peace oo
Wetin you mean by black level? Just curious.
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Celebrates Her 43rd Birthday (Photo) by Funflipper: 1:19pm On Feb 07, 2021
Joysticks:
Is that how a mother is supposed to be dressing and calling herself omosexy"sexy-pikin?
They need to do all that for the gifts not to stop rolling in. Fried chicken inside showglass looking for buyers.
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Celebrates Her 43rd Birthday (Photo) by Funflipper: 1:14pm On Feb 07, 2021
marshalcarter:
Damn!!!! see curves...happy birthday beautiful woman
Photoshop curves
Politics › Re: Ken Nnamani: It May Be Difficult For APC To Get A Candidate Like Buhari In 2023 by Funflipper: 5:34pm On Feb 06, 2021
CoolAmbience:
Oga, believe it or not... That's a statement of fact.

Give me the name of one person in Nigeria that can muster 10million guaranteed votes even before any presidential election is conducted?
But he couldn't have achieved that all by himself. If it wasn't for tinubu, amaechi, oshiomole and co, the slug in aso rock would have been cast into the books of history even before the last election.
Politics › Re: Ken Nnamani: It May Be Difficult For APC To Get A Candidate Like Buhari In 2023 by Funflipper: 5:29pm On Feb 06, 2021
fegiscas:
Mchweee this man must be smoking
Rather he is among the few benefitting from the corrupt and inept government so he will always speak highly of the corpse in aso rock.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Sues Pastor Mike Davids For N5 Billion As IGP Orders Arrest by Funflipper: 1:02am On Feb 06, 2021
400billionman:
Envy and greed don enter this thing.

You said he took your wife, now we are hearing that your marriage has been dissolved since.

How come you want to Cashout N2bn from Suleiman ?
There is no smoke without fire.
Celebrities › Re: Prince Emeka Ani Is Sick, Seeks Financial Help (Video, Photos) by Funflipper: 12:35pm On Feb 05, 2021
Acidosis:
How do you explain the fact that Mark Angel and Emmanuella make more money than any Nollywood star in Nigeria? Emmanuela also engages in prostitution? She's cashing out from the corrupt system? You think YouTube operates like Cubana?

YouTube, Facebook and others do not pay talented and famous people, they pay those with higher views.

Anyway, the image below explains my views. If a veteran like Ramsey Nouah is still struggling with 1m IG followers, then something is evidently wrong. How can he monetize his movies with this mediocre figures?

We will continue to blame the "nollywood system" (whatever that means) while others are cashing out from legit systems like YouTube, Facebook, IG, even Netflix.
You still don't get the point. When I say rotten system, I am talking about Nigeria in general where sex is the ultimate bargain chip and what is going on in nollywood is just a reflection of the cancer.
Celebrities › Re: Prince Emeka Ani Is Sick, Seeks Financial Help (Video, Photos) by Funflipper: 9:08am On Feb 03, 2021
Acidosis:
Now female nollywood stars are to blame?? Smh. When an actor becomes sick, the f00lish ones come online to blame actresses. What kind of f**kery is this na??

You want the male actors to be as wealthy as the females but how many people here follow the male actors on social media? The most followed Nollywood stars are all females. In fact, no male actor made the list of 20 or 30 most followed Nollywood stars, yet you want them to be as rich as the females? Isn't that stup!dity?

Of course, more fans on social media means more endorsements. Many female actresses get huge deals. Even those who aren't nollywood stars get as much as 5m to advertise some bleaching cream and waist trainers online.

This is how the female stars make their monies. Stop the blame game.
The story has been the same even before the birth of social media. I don't put the blame on the actresses/call girls after all, they are only cashing out in a broken and corrupt system.
Celebrities › Re: Prince Emeka Ani Is Sick, Seeks Financial Help (Video, Photos) by Funflipper: 8:50am On Feb 03, 2021
Lomprico2:
Una never wan tell us wetin dey happen to actors for nollywood ba?

Get well soon sir.
Who no know say na only gays and prostitutes dey enjoy for nollywood while real talents suffer until they die.
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba: For The North To Secede From Nigeria, Is Not A Bad Thing by Funflipper: 7:52am On Feb 02, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
the north feeds you....

No region in Nigeria can survive today whitout the north!!

We feed you and your families!!

We give beans!!

We give you meat!!

We give you rice!!

We give you tomatoes!!

We give you peeper!

We give you soya beans

We give you Groundnuts!!

We give you all sort of fruits!!

We give you that goat you enjoy as nkwobi!!

We give you raw materials!!

At the end you call me a Parasite!!

I just can't wait to mount into the corridor of power!!

We have to change alot of things...

Our fathers really failed the north!!

Imagine a southerner calling me... a Diallo who owns thousands of cows that each cost not less than 300k a parasite!!
Tell all that to the dogs! Your unproductive fathers just like the mannequin in as rock didn't just fail the north, they held the south moribund with their insatiable thirst for power with no common sense of what to do with it other than loot the treasury. They are a disgrace to humanity!!!
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba: For The North To Secede From Nigeria, Is Not A Bad Thing by Funflipper: 7:35am On Feb 02, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
who is going to suffer?? The north or the south??

The only region that would not suffer after division is the north and the Niger Delta.

I don't blame you... I blame our one Nigeria northerners who don't want have sense!!

I blame our people who still believe in one Nigeria!!

Thank God my Generation have wisen up...


To hell with one Nigeria!!

If our fathers failed to divide this country... My Generation will divide Nigeria.

The north will divide this country... On a very good day!!

Let's know who are the real parasites in This fraudulent union!


Dear yan Arewa!!

More than any place in Africa, the North have everything.

Only the North have Gold, Diamond, Uranium, Rivers, over 74 million acres of arable land etc & recently, One Billion Barrel of Crude discovered in single well. The North is officially an Oil Producing region of Nigeria.

The North have beautiful people, properly mixed ethnic & religion groups lived side by side for centuries in peace & harmony.

The most intelligent, smart & just people are from the North, including most beautiful women & responsible men with proper identity, dignity & families.

The North is blessed with history of culture and civilization, The north have the states with the best infrastructure, more united that every other region in Nigeria, group of hard working responsible parents and teachers, obedient children & supportive wives, great families etc

The North have all the biggest forest that stores the plants & animals needed for a robust ecosystem, the North have longest rivers capable of HyproPower plants, from Mambila, Dadin Kowa, Numan, Shiroro, Kainji, Gurara, etc, where else in can you find all these, except the North.

Don't be weakened by the machinations of the jealous & envious ones & make you loose hope on your land. You are wonderfully blessed. Stand up tall against all those who wish to see you down & show them your candor & honor

God has placed you uniquely in values & vigor, Keep it up!

Don't let any foreign or local agent to tell you who you are, or those from within us, who wish to appeal to the yearnings and applause of those envious of what God gave us. Stand upright and tell them who you actually are.

A law abiding, responsible citizen and a product of good family. That's who you are.

We just have to divide this country!! We'll then know who are the real parasites!

Thank God our people are gradually waking up!!

It's time to end Nigeria!!

God bless Arewa!
Well what do you expect when 99.9% of northerners are brainless. They know absolutely nothing besides violence, religion and politics.
Celebrities › Re: Uche Maduagwu Wears Bra After Coming Out As Gay by Funflipper: 7:25am On Feb 02, 2021
9jayes:
We need more of him in Nigeria
Need them for what exactly?
Family › Re: Dying Husband Leaves House, Cars For Wife, Gifts His Company & $726m To His Maid by Funflipper: 3:19pm On Jan 31, 2021
Nonexistent:
He is a good man. I will pray that he rests in peace. I'm sure he realized that he married a pretentious daughter of Jezebel. I pray that the house be on mortgage and the cars be on lease so that the olosho will also lose them at the end. Marriage is scam.
Even if the mortgage has been paid off, she will still have to pay taxes on the property and failing to do that means forfeiture.
Travel › Re: Cows Block Road In Abuja, Disrupt Vehicular Movement (pics) by Funflipper: 12:08am On Jan 31, 2021
inoki247:
Na Abuja dere oga dey stay now so they've every right to b walking around...
True talk. In buhari's Nigeria, cows are first class citizens while humans are second class.
Crime › Re: Edo Forest Where Fulani Kidnappers Operate by Funflipper: 12:02am On Jan 31, 2021
christistruth01:
May be you should Save up to go by air or see if any of your family is willing to pay for your return to Lagos by Air.
There is no airport in epkoma so he has to travel to benin (through the hotspot) to catch his flight.
Crime › Re: Edo Forest Where Fulani Kidnappers Operate by Funflipper: 11:50pm On Jan 30, 2021
Uyi168:
...
All stories, not even a single Pic of the dead bodies and the satchets of leftover tramadol.. huh
Don't be naive.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 30 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu (Photos) by Funflipper: 2:12am On Jan 30, 2021
doxijaw:
Intensify, we must rid the Nigerian society of degens at every level.


20 year's in jail minimum
Why not start from the top? They commit worse economic crimes against the state and the citizens of Nigeria. They should be in jail for the rest of their miserable lives.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 30 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu (Photos) by Funflipper: 2:08am On Jan 30, 2021
OmovuduTheBeast:
SHUT UP!

SCAMMER!!!
Oh yeah! But he is a learner where the politicians are.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 30 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu (Photos) by Funflipper: 2:03am On Jan 30, 2021
GodWrites:
My friend, you're a scammer, and nothing justifies stealing, even if there is no job.

If your solution to unemployment is fraud, it shows how rotten your reasoning is.

Most of these yahoo boys wouldn't even take a job that gives them #100k a month.

Stupid individuals who can spend a million naira per night in one bar, what is #50k?

Do you know what you're saying?

The cause is not even unemployment, cause most of them have no skills that makes them employable.

Go and make enquiries about their grades in school, and you'll learn that all they do is pay someone to write for them.

Stop defending your partners in crime.
My question is, why are the people committing economic crimes against the state on a daily basis walking free? Is anyone suppose to be above the law?
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 30 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Enugu (Photos) by Funflipper: 1:59am On Jan 30, 2021
Ottyn01:
Good job from the EFCC cool

It's very sad to discover that 89% of youth under the age of 20yrs above are into fraud cry

Yahoo Yahoo is not a hustle you are a Thief undecided

FTC!!!
But the politicians you people worship are bigger thieves; so why the double standard?
Politics › Re: No More Herdsmen – Sunday Igboho Faces Soldiers, Policemen by Funflipper: 4:37pm On Jan 24, 2021
MelesZenawi:
How do I look?
Very beautiful and sexy.
Politics › Re: Arewa Forum Condemns Attack On Fulani In South West by Funflipper: 8:01pm On Jan 23, 2021
mvem:
will you agree for you and your family to be one of the victims of collateral damage ? If you say No which i know you will then you are a hypocrite...Why ask for war when you and your family don't want to die ?....I see many clamour for war and destruction but if you ask them, will you wish for you and your family to be part of the sacrifice that will be bring separation, you will hear them go silent
Did the people of Southern kaduna clamor for war and destruction before it was showered upon them by the fulanis?
Celebrities › Re: Has Chioma Finally Broken Up With Davido? by Funflipper: 6:03pm On Jan 23, 2021
MelesZenawi:
The boy belongs to chiomas father and dont argue that.

Do you want the boy to be fatherless?

Tradition demands that as far as the mother wasn't duly married the right over the child belongs to the father of the lady.
That tradition is flawed and obsolete. Duly married or not, that boy is David's son 100%.
Politics › Re: IGP Adamu Orders Arrest Of Sunday Igboho Over Eviction Notice by Funflipper: 5:41pm On Jan 23, 2021
Fahdiga:
He should be given Kanu treatment. We the Yorubas prefers to live with peaceful Fulani herdsmen than terrorists IPOB. Sunday Igboho is on his own
Don't be naive. The fulani militias are taking up strategic locations and before you know it, you all will be surrounded and slaughtered like �.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Odumeje And Prophet Onyeze Jesus Hang Out Together (Photos) by Funflipper: 5:30pm On Jan 23, 2021
cooooooks:
Are their churches still considered christian?
Yes of course! Their only crime is showcasing what the other snakes like oyedepo, awesome, oritsejafor, Sulaiman, tb joshua etc do secretly.

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