₦airaland Forum

An exercise in futility.

Chatflick:
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SportsHD:
Someone tampered with your plane sir.
Rip. This was a fuccking assassination.

Nobody tampered with shit. They paid the ultimate price for putting a square peg in a round hole. There will always be fatal consequences as long nigerians continue to celebrate mediocrity over talents.

Dagger111:
COAS ENTOURAGE
1. LT GEN I ATTAHIRU.
2. BRIG GEN MI ABDULKADIR.
3. BRIG GEN OLAYINKA.
4. BRIG GEN KULIYA.
5. MAJ LA HAYAT.
6. MAJ HAMZA.
7. SGT UMAR.

CREW
8. FLT LT TO ASANIYI.
9. FLT LT AA OLUFADE.
10. SGT ADESINA.
11. ACM OYEDEPO.


The crew list got me, dey don use my yoruba brothers do sacrifice lambs.

Northerners are way too dull to handle complex tasks such as flying an aircraft.

bhella10:
The civil servant no get name?

Man i tire for these people o.

stanliwise:
Forget this her sentimental stunt
The stage don dey set for this one small small.

True talk. Her love-vendor phone line go don dey go off as if the world dey come to an end tonight.

Nonexisting:
Northgeria. They have appointed this one to continue their lopsided recruitments into government agencies. Abokki with SSCE is more valuable than a Southerner with PhD.

They don't even have SSCE.

Badabada:
Everybody body for 9ja jst dey do e own.

We go reach promise land like dis so?.

Reach wetin when nigeria dey waka in the opposite direction of the promise land.

Wallade:
Yorubas have refused to be coned by you guys and Kanu into your Biafra agitation.

Sunday Igboho can dine with you, share your fraudulent funds with you and die with you guys. We don't care.

You are free to be Biafra country for all Yorubas care but stop dragging us into your agitation. I thought you can achieve your plans yourself; leave us out of it.

You lying and hateful people. Always generating propaganda all over the place.

Save your sermon you uncircumcised fulani lizard.

Story. All na propaganda.

NaDem34:
I wonder if humans now gets younger when getting old ;

There is something terribly wrong somewhere. Too many red flags.

Simplyleo:
Lmao.

So all these killings and burnings by ESN, UGM and ipob pigs so that Buhari and his family should collapse is actually not getting anywhere close to Abuja? 

I was expecting to see a shattered, disgruntled and pathetic family of the president due to these self inflicted destruction.

Anyway, since the brain of ipob pigs are lodged with lamidi cownu, let's wait for cownu's comment on the picture. But for now, our fingers crossed. 

Meanwhile, happy Sallah to the president and family.

We all know that impostor is not buhari.

valentineuwakwe:
My brother up there quoting fulani as people who remove history from our educational curricula, it was OBJ who did it during his reign as president from 1999-2003....he was so engrossed of knowing it all in Nigeria then that he faulted any new ideas n partially seem to please the north thinking he will get a third term....
Till today I still blame OBJ for many of Nigeria's problems yet he is going about acting like a saint...what do you expect from a man who wanted a third term? What do you expect of a man who has rule from the south west for 8 yrs and still want to force Akinwunmi from the same south west as presidential candidates on us come 2023...
I blame other previous administration after him who refuse to rescind his evil decision..when children don't know there history, how will they know there geography and future?

You are right. Obasanjo laid the foundation of the mess Nigeria is in right now.

Kvng6464:
Maybe you know sabi knack well

You sabi. e be like say na only us know wetin dey happen.

Hashabiah:
Let's see where this will lead them. I thank God they're surrounded by Arabs on every side and we'll see how in unfolds in the coming weeks

and what will the arabs do?

SodO9:
Suffocation killed the snake
Swallowed something bigger than it

i don't think that snake died from sufforcation because it successfully swallowed that big meal. It might have suffered some form of internal injury probably caused by the goat horns.

oladipuposadeeq:
is it still hygienic to eat the goat?

Hell no

kinzation:
Omo see fine girls
Ready and ripe for consumption

FTC again fifth time

fine

Cyberterror:
The great USA the largest producer of crude oil in the world suffering fuel scarcity.

There is no fuel scarcity in America. At least not in florida.

rontolo:
Lie Mahommed says the govt know where the bandits are but do not act out of concern for the ‘safety’ of the students.

How Nigerians haven’t taken to the street to topple this hopeless govt is what baffles me.

Nigeria, big country, stup1d people!

Truth be told; the average Nigerian is a coward but our pride won't let us admit that.

3lovelyflowers:
And we have a government in the country? But why are they sharing packages to the same people they go about killing and maiming?

It is called the carrot and stick approach.

ajimo54:
Love is not sex. And the word love is a feeling which the white man names love. Sex is an act that satisfies a soul just like food. It is culture that created marriage. Nothing like marriage in nature. Those of us who are married never know we are in boundage. Phychologically, a man can sleep with several women and stilĺ love one same with a woman. Women fantisize sleeping with their crush whever they have sex with other men they dont love. Love does not limit an individual to just one partner otherwise wen u are in love with someone, u are not even supposed to be aroused by any dick or pussy. Look, check ur heart. Some of u here are limited by religion. We all love to poke new pussies and dicks!

Spot on! Ordinary humans trying to change the laws of nature with this marriage bullshit and when superior nature take its course, we cry infidelity.

DemonInvoker:
Some Men Pray,Cheat Responsibly(Codedly) And Still Treat Their Women With Much More Respect, Still Making Her Feel Like A Queen,Like Her Pusssy Was Made Of Gold.
Like The Rapper Fat Joe Asked"What's Love Gotto Do With It"Bae?!!

You said it all.

Humanoid01:
So you're saying a man has the right to have sex with as many women as possible, and a woman doesn't?

Oh yes because nature designed it just that way. We humans always try to replace the laws of nature with man-made laws not knowing that nature can never be tamed.

Kondomatic:
Dude, how can a man who claims to love his wife do things that will hurt her if she finds out?

"If she finds out right"? What if she doesn't?

helinues:
Here we go again.

Are there no Igbo commissioner of police in other region?

Name them

oladipuposadeeq:
gun duel but wetin I dey see na machete for thief chest. Abi na machete duel they wan talk.

My brother I tire o.

Kingbenn:
This is a commendable act by the Nigeria police, una try this time around.

RIP to the dead

Commendable act my ass. The only real weapon they had was a machete and the cowardly police claim they fell to the superior fire power of the police"

Onyi22:
Fourty minute man

You think it is easy to fùck for 40 minutes? Lousy little pussy.

Happened:
I Don't need to make this story long or confusing , i will go straight to the point !!!

If you are a girl or you have a sister , please read carefully.

I Was discussing with some friends when i was notified of the modern way of sex slave and prostitution !!!

Omor !!! they can sell you using a night club !!! , But how - Read below.

There are guys now who normally go to clubs to get girls that they to sell for prostitution , they normally sell between 1 million to 1.5 million naira , depending on how classic the girl looks.

Below is how they do am >>>

They will come to club with expensive cars , wears and jewelry (ICE on My Neck ) ... claiming to be rich and famous ... towards the end of the their stay they will look for a classic girl to spend the rest of night with.

They will call a name of an expensive hotel ... and tell you that's where he is lodging !!!

Even if you like call 100k for daybreak or 500k , he will say he will pay you !!!

This is their arrangement - a car will be waiting for him on the road leading to the hotel where he claimed he is lodging !!!

So as una dey drive go to the hotel ... the car will block his car and you will be transferred to the other vehicle .... they will do you juju or give you injection that will make you agree to what ever they are saying !!!

As early as morning of the next day - you will be on your way to desert where you will start your journey to LIBYA !!

Out of 100 girls that normally go for this journey - over 70 dey die for desert ....

Share this update.

If you are a girl and you must follow a man to a hotel room .... collect his number and ask him to go that you are coming to the hotel ... stop jumping inside cars because you see sharp ride !!!

What do you mean "if you are a girl and you must follow a man to a hotel room"? Only prostitutes do that; so please advise your fellow prostitutes directly.

MrSamsung:
I am more angry with those students recording and shouting she is a woman ........ without joining hands to pound that guy better disciplinary beating

Unlike the other guy on the other thread in South east that was well disciplined by the youths.

This "Apple phone era and century" gets as e be.........
that is how people will be using phone to do recording while someone is suffering from accident or any other serious threat, rather than HELPING

Pound the guy for what? In the Nigerian university system, the relationship between students and most lecturers can best be described as toxic so seeing a fellow student take on a lecturer could have been the best thing to ever happen to them.

Lazycapitalist2:
And you think that violence is the way out of that marriage?

When there are legal and more easier ways?

Good morning .

Violence is the officially adopted language of the government because that is the only language they understand. You come in peace, you get slaughtered in cold blood. But pick up your arms and you see the cowards running to you begging to negotiate.