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Politics › Re: Between Jonathan And Buhari, Who Introduced BVN? by Funflipper: 3:04pm On Apr 04, 2021
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stansaintly:
I've heard many people thanking Jonathan and at the other corner seen Buhari fans commending him for introduction of BVN. I'm confused, who, between the two introduced BVN?
buhari is not smart enough to introduce himself to aisha na him wan introduce bvn?
Romance › Re: Trust Issues, Should I Continue The Relationship? by Funflipper: 2:53pm On Apr 04, 2021
Havesomesense:
If you are not fvcking her well, I mean making her cvm. She's gonna cheat on you.

To make a girl loyal you need to be great in sex and also great in mind games.
You forgot to add "if you are not wealthy"
Celebrities › Re: MC Fish: Why I Wash My Wife’s Underwear – Anita Joseph’s Husband by Funflipper: 8:09pm On Apr 03, 2021
IgOga:
Are there no washing machines in Nigeria? Some topics are so 19th century on this forum.
Washing machine kini? 99.9% of Nigerian homes still use the old fashioned method.
Celebrities › Re: MC Fish: Why I Wash My Wife’s Underwear – Anita Joseph’s Husband by Funflipper: 8:02pm On Apr 03, 2021
Romanoff:
E no concern you whether e dey wash am or not.

Na marriage. Anything wey happen there no spos concern anybody.
And after e set, una go begin dey run up and down dey look for how water take enter inside coconut.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: We Shot Down Nigerian Air Force Alpha Jet & Killed Pilots by Funflipper: 12:13am On Apr 03, 2021
marvin906:
Nigeria is the second largest owner of ucav in Africa or West Africa one of those..
Well the point I was trying to make is this the military has enough ucav..
With the wing long coming is getting stronger
So what do they do with the ucavs or are they just hanger queens? Our soldiers are dropping like flies in the battlefield which shouldn't be happening if we had adequate air support.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: We Shot Down Nigerian Air Force Alpha Jet & Killed Pilots by Funflipper: 7:52pm On Apr 02, 2021
marvin906:
You really are highly misinformed
How is he misinformed?
Crime › Re: Lady Found Dead In A Gutter In Enugu (Disturbing Photos) by Funflipper: 7:56am On Mar 30, 2021
sylve11:
You don't mean it. huh cool
Oh yes o. So many of them have underlying conditions they are not even aware of.
Crime › Re: Lady Found Dead In A Gutter In Enugu (Disturbing Photos) by Funflipper: 7:25am On Mar 30, 2021
lovethchioma:
People get killed every day going about their normal businesses.

People get kidnapped every time.

People are still used for rituals in this country... they get kidnapped and killed for rituals.

Both Male and Females get killed. Nobody cares about the gender before they kill.


You just concluded that she is a prostitute how? Because she was killed? Have you met her in one of the hotels you go to sleep with prostitutes before? You better tell us now.
Come on don't be naive. The average "Nigerian girl" is a potential sex merchant not just the ones in brothels but you can keep living in denial if you so wish. What would you say about students from decent homes who accompany their friends to go hang out with guys they have never met before for monetary benefits? Or the female bankers who see your bank account balance and a good looking young man and boom they want to fucck you right away in return for money. Isn't that prostitution?
Crime › Re: Lady Found Dead In A Gutter In Enugu (Disturbing Photos) by Funflipper: 10:29pm On Mar 29, 2021
Simplyleo:
Runs babe or not, she doesn't deserve this. One thing for sure, she didn't kill, so why should she be? Or are you a culprit to this or similar crime?
She didn't kill anybody fair enough but she foolishly refused to stay safe. Prostitution is a dangerous trade but naija girls will never desist from it.
Business › Re: American Fast-Food Franchise, Burger King Set To Open Outlets In Nigeria by Funflipper: 10:15pm On Mar 29, 2021
Duplexxx:
Have you tested it before
Yes I have, and I will only recommend it to those who cannot afford to dine in a regular restaurant.
Business › Re: American Fast-Food Franchise, Burger King Set To Open Outlets In Nigeria by Funflipper: 4:09pm On Mar 28, 2021
Duplexxx:
McDonald is better
How is McDonald's better? They serve the same unhealthy poison to the ignorant.
Business › Re: American Fast-Food Franchise, Burger King Set To Open Outlets In Nigeria by Funflipper: 3:59pm On Mar 28, 2021
Henrydonland:
This one na rich man food o because e go cost as e jus enter naija.
Burger King rich man food? Lol, that na homeless people dining room o.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Appoints Salamatu Suleiman As NHRC Chairman by Funflipper: 7:38am On Mar 25, 2021
adecz:
➡ When it comes to appointment
to a leadership position, it's

❌Always Fulani
❌Always Muslim


Abeg, which kain human being
be this? sad sad angry
I tire ooo.
Politics › Re: FG Rejects TI's Rating Of Nigeria’s Anti-corruption War by Funflipper: 7:30am On Mar 25, 2021
payloader:
Aside from Yar'adua of blessed memory, all Northern presidents have always failed in their leadership strategies, and riddled with corruption and looting, infrastructure failures and insecurity. Your main problem is religion and hegemonism. You guys up North are so shallow minded and myopic, you simply can't handle a western style government properly. I'm only stating the obvious truth.
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Politics › Re: FG Rejects TI's Rating Of Nigeria’s Anti-corruption War by Funflipper: 7:24am On Mar 25, 2021
UstazAhmed:
The stupid Western lying world will never see the anti corruption efforts of our Buhari led government because they hate him
You think everybody is blind and stupid like your dead president?
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Is My Strong Ally - President Buhari by Funflipper: 10:46pm On Mar 24, 2021
Audio only.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Forgives Offenders To Mark 50th Birthday by Funflipper: 10:43pm On Mar 24, 2021
othermen:
May God have mercy on him too.

I hope soon he gets to the part too where Christ said - ''If you want to be complete, go and sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me.''
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Education › Re: Benue Student Beaten By Principal, Teachers For Playing Chess In Class (Graphic) by Funflipper: 10:28pm On Mar 24, 2021
Reminds me of Mr Osunbor and Mr Osadolor of Egba Heights. SMH.
Career › Re: Senate Confirms The Nomination Of Haliru Nababa As CG, Correctional Service by Funflipper: 2:13pm On Mar 24, 2021
We all know general buhari to be a nepotistic dummy but his dementia has further worsened the situation. Now he does not even remember the southerners are also part of Nigeria anymore. Smh
Politics › Re: Geraldine Obinali: Imo Revokes 49 Plots Of Land Belonging To Okorocha’s Sister by Funflipper: 3:47pm On Mar 23, 2021
Penguin2:
Uzodimma is very vindictive
And Rochas is whathuh
Christianity Etc › Re: New Dead Sea Scrolls In Israel Reveals Fragments Of Biblical Prophets (Pics) by Funflipper: 12:05pm On Mar 21, 2021
Biyonce:
Why is there no declaration before commenting here.

Double standards
I have raised this same question before. The owner and moderators I believe are discreet Islamic fascists.
Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode Was Hanging New Pictures On The Wall With Hammer - Media Aide by Funflipper: 8:01am On Mar 20, 2021
Hmmmmm, I hia you. Tell your oga say na only him supporters buy the unnecessary lie. Next!
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Spend N103 Billion Monthly On Petrol Subsidy by Funflipper: 9:30pm On Mar 19, 2021
Kriss216:
But Buhari said Subsidy is scam pre 2015 General electionshuh
He wasn't benefitting from the scam then. Now he is the grand commander
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Threatening Staff With Hammer - Sahara Reporters (Video) by Funflipper: 9:17pm On Mar 19, 2021
athaboi:
I didn't see any hammer besides he didn't even sound like he's annoyed in the video....
Watch the video again and focus on his right hand; you won't miss it this time.
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Identifies Man Who Sexually Harrassed A Woman Inside A Public Car by Funflipper: 9:02pm On Mar 17, 2021
KanuSE:
Have you seen the video on twitter?

Indecent exposure is his crime.
Indecent exposure indeed. In the same country where ladies display their wares freely?
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Will Not Bless Same-sex Marriages: Vatican by Funflipper: 3:37am On Mar 17, 2021
Righteousness2:
Revelation 3:15-16
15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


You can't be with GOD and be an advocate for Evil and Wickedness. That is Confusion.

You can't be an ambassador for Christ and say " All religions leads to GOD"
"All road leads to Heaven"
That is not the Word of GOD.
That is lies from the pit of Hell.
That is the Spirit of antichrist.
That is Confusion!

You can't say one thing here and say another there.

You either Stand Fully for GOD and HIS Word or you do other wise. Being in the middle is Confusion and Disatrous!

These are Last of the Last days! Stand out bodly For JESUS Christ! There is no other way!

The Catholic Church has some Honest , bold and truthful Servants committed to GOD but the Present pope by his doings and actions fits the bill for the False Prophet/ Fore runner of the antichrist...
You are a very foolish boy. A nonentity like you calling the pope a false prophet? You must be out of your goddamn mind. Motherfucka
Romance › Re: I Get Easily Aroused By Contact With A Lady's Body by Funflipper: 8:52pm On Mar 16, 2021
smart1204:
sincerely, pls someone who once experienced this should help me out. I don't want to shamed in public because of an erect penis on a woman's buttocks.
Just tuck it in-between your legs to hide it from public view.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: Why Nigeria Has Not Changed For Better by Funflipper: 2:58pm On Mar 14, 2021
Antoeni:
WHEN THE CHURCH BECOMES A BUSINESS

1) Pastors function like CEOs
2) Members are turned into customers
3) Other churches are seen as competitions
4) Evangelism is reduced to marketing
5) Church planting looks more like franchising.

6) Numbers are primary measure of success
7) Prayer and Word study are replaced by formulas
cool Revival is reduced to a few days fund-raising
program
9) Preaching sounds more like motivational speech. All the people do is shout "I receive, Amen," throughout the concert. I mean the "service".

10) Praise and Worship is turned into a
performance. The best actors are made the worship and praise leaders.
11) The Spirit of God is reduced to "emotionalism". No real power of God other than hypnosis and sensationalism.

12) The saints are entertained instead of equipped
13) Disciples of Christ have become papa's sons, daughters and fans.
14) The Church, a living Body has now become a lifeless body
15) A leader's empire is built instead of the
Kingdom of God advanced
16) The pastor becomes the super man and Jesus Christ reduced to just another religious figure.
Sadly, it is just what it is sad sad
Travel › Re: Stowaways Spotted Under A Ship Going To Unknown Destination (Photos) by Funflipper: 7:53am On Mar 14, 2021
thesicilian:
Any which way na way. In other words, get rich or die trying.
And in a matter of hours, they probably might be at the bottom of the sea.
Politics › Re: $1 Billion Arms Fund: Nigeria Has Been Swindled, Says PDP by Funflipper: 4:29am On Mar 14, 2021
Brokeloser:
Politicians are the real yahoo men in Nigeria.
Like Jonathan like buhari.Only thing be say thunder must visit every body who voted,campaigned and rigged the chief terrorist into power.
And if nothing happens to these thieves after they leave office, the next administration will break the records again until there will be nothing left to steal.
Business › Re: Dangote’s Business Tactics Harmful To Nigerian Economy - U.S (Wikileak 2010) by Funflipper: 9:17am On Mar 13, 2021
megacity:
It is not true

Dangote businesses are not harmful to Nigeria. He is creating jobs, producing quality products and contributing to national GDP.

Maybe harmful to US interests because some of the stuffs he produces can't be imported into Nigeria but why should Nigeria care about that?

Everyone should care about their own country first according to a certain Donald Trump
Nigerians should care because his business strategy kills competition and small businesses before they are even born all with the help of the federal government. The system is rigged!
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 57 Yahoo Boys In Ogun, Recovers Two Pump Action Rifles (Photos) by Funflipper: 11:43pm On Mar 12, 2021
GOFRONT:
And the real yahooboys are in Firs, Cbn and Nnpc
Aso rock, national assembly etc.

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