Cool23:
God for bid if they watch it they will bring 200 different pastors to pray for me

Lolz.......bros, ur sickness no geh cure

wizzyrich:
My popsy won't be disappointed at all, cus he'll see his carbon copy in the movie.

So, u be #mypapanornme#

vivie01:
jollof rice is a delicious food especially when garnished with lots of meat and salad; its bad this country is not growing rice for our consumption and for export.

Export? Is it dat sand filled rice dat they would want to export? Vivie01, I've taken d last man standing of dis game from u......game over!

IamKashyBaby:




My mother once told me if only i was a male,
Maybe she will have more than a dozen of grand children

So by that, do the math..Definitely mother knows best ...hahahaha

Hahahaha.....by dat, u na #wakadukpe#

Dhayor001:
LMAO.


My mama go shed tears before the film enter 20 mins

Lolz.....bad, badoo, baddest

Nbote:
D preview of my life alone would make dem ask if I have a twin... Definitely not.. I'll even need to forward plenty scenes to watch it myself...

Lwkmd.....dats funny

Teaveapoet:
yes, they can.

Hmmmm......at least I've seen an innocentia in dis thread...#kudos#

If your life was to be a movie, can you watch it with your parents?


As for me, the answer is capital NO...... I know I have misbehaved at a certain point in time that I wouldn't want them to see because they'll feel disappointed with me.... (Ayam a gud girl shaa)


So, over to you guys...

Noted @ Op

Nawa oo.....this is one staring at his death facially

Please house, what is the correct spelling of this fruit? #justcurious#

Thread Is it d one for plaiting or for sewing?

It has to be looked into

Hmmmm......Imo poly, Umuagwo ke?

Addietunes:
Please i need someone to tell me what this fruit is.

Abeg Op......which interior village u from snap dis fruit come?

madridguy:
Snake tomatoes?

Yes! You're right!....(tomatoes agwo)... I remembered those days when I dey small, my elder sis dem dey use am cook, since den I never see am again till now

akeeen:


Names are important.
What kind of world would it be if everything didn’t have a name?! Imagine having to point at whatever you wanted in the super market. African parents would be unable to send their kids on errands since things didn't have names. All in all, a world without names would be chaotic for sure. Here are names of some common things you didn’t realise have proper names:

1. Wamble
The rumbling/gurgling sound your stomach makes especially when you’re hungry is called a Wamble.



2. Tines
The four pointy ends on a fork are called tines.


3. Glabella
This is the name of the space betweenyour eyebrows.



4. Petrichor
After it rains on a hot dusty day, you’re usually treated to some nose porn. Yes, that smell after it rains that makes you nostalgic for when you were a kid is called Petrichor.



5. Overmorrow
Everyone says the “day after tomorrow”. Rather than saying that, overmorrow is the name of the day after tomorrow.



6. Interrobang
An interrobang is used to describe the combination of a question mark with an exclamation mark. This “?!” is called an interrobang.



7. Armscye
This is the name given to the armholesin clothes where the sleeves are sewn on.


8. Griffonage
Bad handwriting that is essentially unreadable is called Griffonage
.

9. Tittle
The little dot over a small letter i or j is called a tittle or jot.



10. Minimus
The last finger on your hand isn’t called a Pinkie. It’s actually called Minimus. The name also applies to your little toe too.




11. Aglet
This is the metal or plastic coating at the end of the laces on your shoes and sneakers.



12. Agraffe
You know how you open bottles of non-alcoholic wines or even Champagne and you would find a weird metal cage that holds the cork in? That metal cage is called an Agraffe.



Source:http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/things-proper-names

Thanks Op, the same way I've been calling "biscuit bone" all my life, not knowing that its called "brisket bone" #welearneverydayshaa#

chiscodedon:

Hmm..no b me n u o...if I say surprise, u should know what I mea..Chelsea winning burnley is never a surprise

Durrgh! Whatever

chiscodedon:

Don't bother wasting ur data...chelsea is gonna surprise the world

Yes oo.......I'm watching d match live #teamchelsea#

MizAijay:
Ahaaa I knew a counter thread was coming.

Lolz......and here it is......

vingeophysicist:
Are you sure you are a lady .why are these mean nah

A lady I don't think so! She's a kid thinking from her anus

PeggySandas:
Ask your self did you make any sense by posting this thrash!
what a demented ape you are!

Social media beefing is an act of immaturity by kids like u........no comment for u here
But I wish we can meet facially and u vomit dat trash again. I swear down.......I go totally reset ur skull and ur way of reasoning. Then you'll learn to scroll and pass some posts here.......

bestspoke:
Hi guys,

This is for current and intending fiverr freelancers who wish to offer graphics design gigs but are being limited by the knowledge of photoshop/corel and other top graphics softwares.These softwares takes] very long time and serious practice before you can successfully call yourself a pro or consider going ahead to sell your design services on fiverr...Also there are some pcs with low ram that cannot run adobe software's for long, this is also a plus.

***If you don't mind I will like to teach you a shortcut that will get you started with that gig within 3 days***
I will advise you to keep learning photoshop and corel while you also use this software to do quick jobs on fiverr.
I have used photoshop and AI pretty well for clients in Nigeria and I must say it takes quite some time to achieve presentable , if you are a perfectionist like me. But you need to open your creative i.

But since I found this vector graphics software that helps me create shapes faster and add gradient effect quickly, I can easily deliver Logo jobs very fast.
If you have not considered fiverr, Please join today,start earning in $$$ . Compare and contrast, No Nigerian client wants to pay you 10k for logo design except you own your own creative agency. But on fiverr you get paid up to $75(almost 30k for a logo design) It could even be more.


This tutorial will thread will only survive if people show interest and are willing to follow daily updates.

I will be covering.

**Logo Design

**Banner Design

**Ebook Cover Design

**Splash page Design

**Business Card Design

**Letterhead Design

I will teach you how to design top notch samples and how to render them in various formats .cdr.psd.ai.pdf.png etc for printing
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT TEACHING YOU HOW TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL GRAPHICS DESIGNER....when photoshop and Corel experts are talking, just behave o . But if I show you my works, Some pros cannot do it within that short time.

I won't border discussing fiverr or how to offer these gig.These threads have covered that thread and this thread1 services on fiverr.

If you are still skeptical about fiverr, please think again and follow those threads, Freelancing is the surest way to become a millionaire in 4months(True life story).But you need the right skills if you don't wanna earn peanuts.Graphics design is hotcake and in high demand.So also is we development. I hope to cover that later depending on how this thread turns out.

Having this skill is not only useful for you on fiverr but also for Nigerian clients too.

Pardon the typos and blunders pls, I am poor writer.

****Please Show Interests for this class to begin****

Quite interesting.......following

juitar:
Sry I've left d office,til Monday pls pchat me arnd 11-12

OK, I will

Jman06:
Pray he doesn't read this post, else you are on a long thing.

Hahahahahaha......he no fit

I went to my seminar supervisor to get my seminar table of contents approved. After canceling the previous one I submitted to him, I took it to him for the second time. And this time, I was seriously praying in my mind that he shouldn't cancel it again (cos time no dey again) and we all know the kind of man he is coupled with the issue he's having with our department(our department reported him to the school management that he did not issue us textbooks we paid for. Similar thing he did during our ND1). And this made him to be canceling our works anyhow(wickedness shaa).

When I entered his office (its an individual submission), my mind was seriously pounding if he'll cancel it again.
Fortunately, (cos it favoured me shaa), two girls entered the office too (his former course rep and her friend).
The man asked his course rep's friend to come closer, let him check if she's worthy to be her friend(his course rep).
When the girl went closer to him, he took the girl's hand towards his(the lecturer's) head and asked the girl to start rubbing his head. The girl was reluctant to do so but he shouted at the girl to keep rubbing his head. (the girl later complied)

My dear, come see how my lecturer just melo down, dey do like a puppy being rubbed on the head (everything around him immediately turned magical).
Still in the silly mood, he turned to me and say....."yea, what do you want?,.....$50 or #50,000?, what can I do for u?....
I gave him my file and he just wrote...."approved and also signed without going through the file to make corrections as usual.
I collected my file and left his office with those girls still there with him.

On my way home, I began to wonder what is so special or what joy do men actually derive from their head being rubbed by ladies.......(though, he wasn't the only one guilty of that) because my ex boo then loves it when I rub his head but I never asked him why he so much loves that.
So, guys let's hear from u people and ladies tell us if ur boo or hubby don tell u the secret behind that.(I'm curious) winks#

juitar:
D last tutorials I sent 2somebody I encountered some challenges, I will send dem bit by bit

Alright dear, I'm waiting

Smallville10:
u only said u will give me ooo. But u have nt give me... Maybe i should send ma account number abi

Really? I sent it to a wrong account? No problem boo, resend the account number ASAP #thatshowweroll#

falconey:

My 30 days hard earn cash!

Hahahaha........dats how we roll

Smallville10:
baby so dis is how u lie online... When did u give me 100k

Hahahahahahaha........now I know that I've been dating Judas in d name of boyfriend ....#kwontinudiarisGodoo#

obiorathesubtle:
I don't roll with needy bïtches..

Nothing...

That's a broke ass nigga talking mehn.....

Neminc:
I am not surprised I don't see any lady commenting above. Of course they all know they have nothing valuable to offer other than their stinking pu.ssies. Empty headed, over bloated ego, gold digging slay queens they all are. Spits. Rubbish!!

Modified: I have one of them stinking pu.ssies sitting right on top of me and she's giving me an undivided attention. What the fvck have I done to deserve being sat upon by a pu.ssy? Shiit!!!!!!;;

Hmmmm.....Oga, aren't these too much for ladies? Hope u still remember tomorrow or are u a Reverend Father??.....becos..... #ursicknessnogetcure#