₦airaland Forum

Burgerlomo:
Lol, that's why I always tell people to resist from smoking weed, or taking any kind of hard drugs

lolz.....kindly translate the language first

IamZod:
Dear T... I finally know who you, ur lying hypocritical biicth. You kept lying to me right under my nose.. Guess u thought I was a fool not to notice your antics and wiles.
Forming no-sex before marriage, yet u were fucvking Onos and Larry... I'm only glad that I blew that ur pussvy, after much hassle. It would have been the biggest regret of my life if i didn't fucvk you. Cos u were a goddamn lying, pretentious hypocritical Arrow.

Ur still surprised, why I dumped ur ass.. Who would want to stay with a double standard biicth, anyways.

Nawa oo.....dis is really serious!

CaringDad:
Funny ? No,I was only expressing myself o. On the signature & Moniker ,thanks dear.

Alright...... you're welcome

luminouz:
Gbenusohun joor! U mentioned u already slept with 40 men in one of NL threads!!!!
So 40 boiz no too much for u?? At ur 23years of age.....
*faints*

Hmmmmm

CaringDad:
So that's how u would have denied me !
If that's the case,pay me back all the suya & fanta u drank on our first date !
Secondly,all the money I have provided u use in buying jewelries & undies ,pay me back !!
It's not over yet o. I'm coming right away to collect the remaining things at ur home.

You're so funny!



......#ur signature and moniker make sense shaa#

Tajbol4splend:
So you left him because of his temperament, surely you don't like that about him, so what is that thing that makes you miss him

Too many to mention here

Tajbol4splend:
I'm curious, if this is how you truly felt or feel about him, when on earth did u leave him

Read my post again and you'll see why I left him.


Or did u mean #when or why I left him??#

Queenlovely:
My friend is in a dilemma now. She has more Carry over in her final year. What do you think she should do. She was given economics to study as against the banking and finance she wanted. Now the day of pain is near. She cant tell her people of an extra year. They would kill her. She has so many other siblings waiting for aunty to graduate and rescue the family. What can she do. She no be slay queen oh.

#eyespoppingout#........nawa oo, dis is when d witches from ur village have sworn against ur graduation.....#holyGost fire, I cast and bind dem.....amin oo

TINALETC3:
We wey no get nko

lolz......sister Mary, u can still drop for dat Rev.brother nah #alljoin#

eezeribe:
It's so so so Touching....

Yea, sometimes we have to let go of some things we can't change.......and dats life for u

Today is "National Ex Day", leave a message to your ex without saying their name

Let me start first

Hi baby, you are one of the best things that ever happened to me. The impact you made in my life is something I'll never forget you for. You are my best and will always be.

Though I never wanted to separate from you, but your temperament nature made me to leave because its something I cannot handle with you anymore, and I pray you work on it.

Nne misses you so much and will always love you.

Nairalanders, drop yours and let's have fun

Shelloween:
Beauty and Pvssy did it for her. Some lecturers doesn't give a rat ass about your brain.

What else do u have to comment other than this??.......#ndimgbajiaka#......SMH!!!

Tamarapetty:
nothing yet

Why nothing yet? or she doesn't deserve anything from you as her le-boo?.....#justasking#

horlahsunbo225:
10k as a student

Really nice......#husbandmaterial#

henro4niger:
Myself. And she said it's more than enough

thats good of her

my pride

your pride? what's your pride?

Tutor?.....lolz, ayam not. just trying to put her in line via d e-fight ish.

Ayam Miss
cc: Shevydman

thanks .

vivie01:
epp as in eehn, e no epp anybody. That's why I com dey warn am before somebody go show face here say make I come explain myself @Funkychic, hows your side now?

Now I'm just waking up oo......just enjoying my holiday and weekend too #winkz

Khutie:
•••To me really there is no such thing as a permanent contract staff, it just like open end contract from the day yhu took it, as it's all about end rights. It wouldn't have been hard for them to make yhu a permanent staff from day one but they choose the less risk alternative. Tho yhu might be getting redundancy payment if the contract is less than two years.

Alright dear, thanks a bunch

Oooh, u no sabi e-fight? @ vivie01, oya come make I teach u......


lolz, just kidding. Who e-fight epp

Khutie:
I think yhu will be an employee who works under contract for a specific time. More like yhu re hired. A contract staff like yhu, does not become a regular addition to the staff and is not considered a permanent employee. There will be agreed payment from the both parties tho.(Yhu and the employee).

For how long is a contract staff likely to be made a permanent staff??

Hmmmm......these people must be of Nnamdi Kanu's clan

Cheats never make a good and happy home

SmellingAnus:
My mother go shout... I thought I told you never to suck a woman's vagina

CC: funkychic

#scroll pass the post like I didn't read it#.....



#yourmonikersef#

SmellingAnus:
Make her feel comfortable, assist her... Don't try to bring up anything related to asking her out, I mean don't try to make her feel you are taking advantage of the situation, ... After two weeks you can still mention and update me about the latest development then I will tell you what next to do

lolz......movie director!

Mine are:
1) When you kiss me..... Shania Twain
2) Frozen..... Madonna
3) Swear it again.....West life
4) From dis moment.....Celine Dion
5) Power of love.....Celine Dion
Amongst others...,...
Aaww!!! #feel like falling in love right now
#remindsmewheniwasinlove#
#Funkychic berra wake up cos dat shit is overated#

Mollue:
I have been having this thought for a while now and I really need your advice on what to do and how to manage my business, I really want to have big shopping mall but I have to start from somewhere and I don't want to be a liability to my parents anymore because I believe it is time for me to start something I know I won't regret.

Mind you I'm still in school.
I came here because I know they would be business magnates who can put me through.

Clothing business? isn't that business too rampant?

Well, you can still choose who your customers are before venturing into it.

Buhari is just like a lazy man so confused with his home!(nwoke ulo ya gbara gharii)

Always sleeps outside because he is clueless of what to do to his scattered home........

Hmmmmm......Baba all diz excuses you're feeding us with#diarisgodoo#

emorse:
That's breadfruit na.

Bread gini? Abeg clear land I wan faint*

Freddyjimoh:
Life is good o

Oooo......Mtn data bundle now runs faster dan an airplane diz days, abi na from my new android phone......who else noticed this?

NwaAmaikpe:


A wise woman should know that men are not domesticated.
She should have begged a female friend to fill in for her or gotten a young female help.

Men are wired to thrive outside the home front. Household chores are solely the responsibility of the wife.

A man might not be able to wash his own plates at home but he will toil and labour like a pig under the sun all day just to bring something back home.

Any man who washes dishes at home is a sîssy.


I dedicate my FTC to StephDamieola, Ishilove, Italianwine, YoungDaNaval and the new female househelp Ndifreke that I just got.
She's the true reason for my absence.

Warped mentality

Na na.....who FTC elp for Nairaland