fairlyusedpant:
Twin sisters finally wed twin brothers and in turn they will give birth to twin childrens in twin houses and ride twin cars in a twin road and a twin gateman would protect them with twin housemaids cooking their food and placing it on their twin dinning table and they will eat it with their twin spoons and they will take their bath in their twin bathroom and use a twin towel to clean their twin bodies and enter their twin palour to watch their twin station and finally discover that there is twin blast in sambisa forest and shout boko haram twin shekau has come again and finally switch off their twin t.v to sleep in their twin bed to have a twin dream and wake up in the twin morning and take their twin brush to brush their twin mouth and return back to their twin dinner table to eat their favourite morning twin best combination








bread and twin sorry tea

Section8:
My CV done ready oo

faari:
nope. She has a pink g string on.

na by force? Ehn? Ees EET by force?

engrjoseph208:
I have been a guest on nairaland for 4 years. This is my first topic here. PLEASE DO NOT READ WITHOUT GIVING YOUR COMMENT, THANKS.

In December 2014, I met this beautiful woman while I was enjoying the xmas and new year festivals with my parents in Ibadan. She is schooling here but lives in Ogun state. I never thought we could go far, so I wanted to chop and clean mouth. I was serving at the time and I told her I was serving at Abuja instead of Kwara state. After my NYSC I told her I have settled down in Abuja instead of Oyo state. I have a well-paid job and live comfortably but everything is in Oyo state and not FCT. I didn’t want her to know I am living nearby because I didn’t see a future with her at the time. She didn’t appear to me as a good girl when we met, I thought she was a runs girl but now I know I was wrong, she is even more innocent than me and she gets all I crave for in a lady. Well, I picked her up by the roadside but I didn’t get to sleep with her but we became friends and she still thinks I served, live and work in FCT. We usually see when there is a festivity or holiday like easter, xmas etc. under the pretext that I came to celebrate with my parents. Anyways, I want to propose to her now. I don’t know how to tell her the truth because we are now in love and I do not want to lose her. PLEASE NAIRALANDERS HOW DO I GO ABOUT THIS WITHOUT LOSING HER.

cruzita:
All nairaland boys fall under number. 4

Firefire:
Pictures of the dead police men and how they were dumped, or Idontbelivethislie.

Cutehector:
sometimes the other partner might be blank... Sometimes the other partner may be tired of chats, sometimes the other partner would prefer physical conversations and togetherness...

nnamdiokere45:
they are not married na

torqque7:

U well come..nice outfit by the way..

Afrok:
Wariz that? her ass is "blacker" than the whole Choba in the night where we've not had light for months now.

Many are mad but few are roaming...

truthsayer007:


Simple Answer: she is a side chick.

Probability might be: she has been dicmatized !
It means she is receiving good sex from him and it blows her mind that she can't think of any other guy.

Another probability:
The guy might be really handsome , or out of her league, so she just want to hold on to her dream man (in her head of course)

Solution: Leave the guy and move on (you'll probably cry for 1 week) that's all , delete his number and never picks his calls again, stay away from all his friends.

Alright dear......thanks for ur suggestion

schumastic:


funny but am far from the indomie generation you are talking about, which part of the eastern state r u from cus am from imo.

schumastic:


your igbo isn't making sense at all who is breaking whose hand

alexistaiwo:
hmmmmmmmm. am being suspicious here. this sounds like what my girl would say about me

andromida:


A man calls you once in a week, doesn't care about you and you think he is your boyfriend? she better free herself.

LegalBaby:
If you feel like you are not
important to him-why do you stick
around?

deyemia:
Funkychick, you look like you are the one to me. If its been three years, they should talk about it and patience could work here.

Flexherbal:
She should follow her heart. Every woman knows who her heart truly beats for.