Naija9090:
Igbo women and beauty are like 5 and 6. Even Bianca no reach this woman half!

Watch as afonjas below will start to accuse her of bleaching out of hate and envy. Afonja, not everybody bleach like you people.

Have you seen her before and after pinshures to have concluded that she dinor bleach her way out?�

Dpsychologist:
Hello nairalanders,

Today I was with my female colleague at work when a guy kept calling her but she will pick and pretend not to hear then cut off the call.

When the guy called again she refused to pick up the phone.

It was when I wanted to use her phone that I saw the name she saved the guy with .

She saved the name as " Recharge card Yoruba".

lesson to learn: Don't be a simp. Don't be a maga.

I wish mods will move this to front page, so men will learn.

how did you get the phone image? did you screenshot and sent to your phone or you snapped it with your phone from hers? #justcuriousshaa��#

mobilenewsnetwo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfqhk9zqJ5c

''Each time I remember what the lady did to me, I feel embarrased''- Youth Corper who was assaulted by female soldier in Calabar speaks as she returns to Lagos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CUPJOMfN7ce/?utm_medium=copy_link

I camped in Obubra Camp, honestly their female soldiers na second in command ekwensu, eziokwu'm

Happened:
So this morning .... I decided to purchase some cooking Gas before going to APGA Campaign Launching ....

I will still bring pictures from that one ... And the state of Roads in Anambra State.

Check the current price of Cooking Gas In Anambra state. 620 Naira per litre.

Shared by Illikannu Donald Chukwuma

Black market here in Enugu is 600.... we muveee��

nairafame:
Angry Pharmacist expressed disappointment at the food sold to him for N2,500 was packaged with Ponmo and Egg.

See the phamercist post below:

DON OF LAGOS @RowlyDaDon:

"I feel bad about the fact that vendors try to play smart You can do anything to me but not to think of cheating me I asked for food plug, I trusted the recommendation & ordered without doing much vetting See what you now brought to me for 2,500 This isn't fair...egg & ponmo?"

"N2500 wey we dey manage cook pot of soup wey go last for one week, e come reach your turn, you use am order food online! Enjoy yourself nah�, abi you never hear about "What I ordered vs what I got"?�

Wow! This is a bountiful harvest indeed!

Queentee214:
Hi everyone,
Am really confused on what to do right now and I need advice.

I and my ex broke up six months ago...I broke up with him cuz we are always having misunderstandings...not just that..he can't control himself when angry , he always end up insulting me and calling me names but apologize when he is calm.

The last one that led to our break up was when we went to his friend's birthday party..on getting there,,i met an old time friend(a guy) and we talked for few mins .i went back inside where the party was holding and I met my bf angry already,,we end up quarreling there and he called me a prostitute in front of everyone(that wasn't the first time he would embarrass me in public)...

I was hurt and left there...i started ignoring him and the relationship wasn't going well anymore...i broke up with him afterwards ..i love him but I can't accept his flaws ..we tried to get back together but end up blaming each other for everything.

Six months later, I'm in a relationship with another guy..he has his flaws too but not bad...
Now the problem is I still love my ex and we still talk and chat almost everyday...

He is the first person I call when I need advice and vice versa..my ex family thinks we are still together and always call to check up on me....this is causing problems in my new relationship....

I decided to cut contact with my ex but he is isn't ready to let me go and neither am i..

Just last week my bf broke up with me and told me to call him when am ready to cut off contact with my ex...

Am really confused and I don't know how to do what he asked me...pls anyone with advice on how to forget someone should help me

I need to forget and move on from my ex
....pls advice... Thanks

Pls no one should come here and start telling me I met a good guy and toying with his feelings..

My ex is also a good guy, he just has his flaws...I just need advice...

Thanks

If you really love him as you claimed, then accept his flaws. If not, just let him go and be gone for good..... Simple!!

Humility017:
I like your personal text so inspiring

Thank you

Lolz.......what a confused man!
Issorite

thesheddytalker:
So I came across a story book some days ago, and what I saw shocked me.
Check it out below
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Source:
https://m.facebook.com/thesheddytalker/photos/a.1901494523428082.1073741827.1791654057745463/2072738082970391/?type=3&source=54

*And Funkychic faints*

Iffa hear....... who Degree epp for dis our Naija

Make up will make ur girlfriend look like the most beautiful girl in d world.......wash her face and see how ugly d idiot is ;DMake up will make ur girlfriend look like the most beautiful girl in d world.......wash her face and see how ugly d idiot is

I love many of them......but since the post says "three"
They are:
1) Tom and Jerry
2)The lion king
3)Shrek

femi4:
State in Lagos

lwkmd.....don't u know dat Lagos has been freed and is now a country?

nochio:


She's talking about her eye brow not the hair on her head.

Eeh nah.....if she wan go natural, she for make am all round. no be some part natural and some part artificial

#whoisshedeceiving#

ThisTrend:

Come on! Are these people joking or do they really mean what they write?

A Polytechnic graduate took to Facebook to celebrate after writing her final exams but she made a blunder that has given her post attention.

Sharing a photo of herself and coursemates, she wrote: "I come I came and I concer".

Obviously, she meant "I came, I saw, I conquered". She will not be the first to make such a mistake. Just a month ago, a university graduate while rejoicing after writing his final exams also made a similar blunder. Is this a sign that something is seriously wrong with the education system in Nigeria?

Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/09/come-i-came-and-i-concer-lady-says-as.html?m=1

Hahahahahaha.......I die well....what is dis one SPOKING sef

In fact..... #letmecomeandbegoing#

HelenBee:
I miss our funny arguments, the funny names we call each other. But religion, the barrier. I wish you all the best in life.

Eeyaah.....my dear, I feel for u


Its well.....

NotNairalandi:
happy married wetin?

Hahahahahaha.....just free d guy nah......na wetin I'm head tell am say d girl dey celebrate nah.

Lmao...

thepussyhunter:


dang!!!
Funniest post i've read this week

c'mon lets meet and fvck already .............i bet it will soooooo hurt "ex"

Hmmmmm........ur comments and ur signature are too way different #bytheirfruitsyoushallknowthem#

Humility017:
I like your personal text so inspiring

Thanks dear

tosyne2much:
Tosyne is doing just fine.. How are you too?

I'm good too

tosyne2much:
Another way to know if he deserves you is if he can satisfy you in bed


The truth is that some ladies don't believe you deserve them unless you show your bedmatics skills to them

Hi Tosyne2much.......longest time, how are u doing?

Yeligray:
I can't waste my comment on someone who is unemployed.. The most useless work in life is being a critic.

But u just did!

Lawd haff mercy!....This is really serious!!

Donphilex:
Dear ex
Thank you for taking me for a fool for taking my simplicity for stupidity,the fact that I loved and cared for you didn't mean I was senseless but greediness and senselessness made me left I wanted a future for us I wanted us forever but I guess we just weren't compatible and I know you never knew how I found out you were sleeping with my own best friend and also despite the fact that I overlooked it you still went ahead to do the worst by sleeping with that old stupid lecturer and now see where you landed ,a frustrated pregnant dropout who doesn't even know the father of her basterd.i warned you but you felt I was putting you in cage now you're out there suffering the repacautions .
Till tomorrow I never regretted all I did for you cos I know my blessings is more than that . I wish you the best in life and if you can read this please try seeking for help cos you're dulisional .life goes on

Hmmmmm........

Burgerlomo:


Sorry, ewo tun leleyi bayi in Yoruba simply means which one is this now.

Alright dear......I got it now, thanks

Burgerlomo:


Madam omo Yoruba ponbele ni mi, eni ti o post thread ni mo fi ogbon nbawi

Sorry, but I don't understand Yoruba language pls

Burgerlomo:


Help me

lolz.....u are d funniest dude ever. u don't know d meaning and u are quoting him

Prec1ous:


You are still young I guess.

But don't leave people because of temperament if you stuck at first. I hope you meant choleric, sanguine, phlegmatic and melancholy.

Your regret is smelling everywhere and I don't blame you either.

You still care and that is good.

Hope you find someone better.

Alright dear, thanks for ur concern

Burgerlomo:


Lol, that's why I always tell people to resist from smoking weed, or taking any kind of hard drugs

lolz.....kindly translate the language first

IamZod:
Dear T... I finally know who you, ur lying hypocritical biicth. You kept lying to me right under my nose.. Guess u thought I was a fool not to notice your antics and wiles.
Forming no-sex before marriage, yet u were fucvking Onos and Larry... I'm only glad that I blew that ur pussvy, after much hassle. It would have been the biggest regret of my life if i didn't fucvk you. Cos u were a goddamn lying, pretentious hypocritical Arrow.

Ur still surprised, why I dumped ur ass.. Who would want to stay with a double standard biicth, anyways.

Nawa oo.....dis is really serious!

CaringDad:
Funny ? No,I was only expressing myself o. On the signature & Moniker ,thanks dear.

Alright...... you're welcome