ShyCypher:
Myself.


What more does she need?

Anything else more than yourself.....

What's the most valuable thing you've given to your bae or boo??

Mine is 100k alert to him and..........#winks#

We can no longer get true information from our journalists these days.......

Who do we believe pls?

This is for the counter thread :-

What is the most annoying punishment a woman thinks she can give her husband?

A) Refuse to serve him food
B) Deprive him of sex
C) Silence

Abi na only women dey misbehave ni?

andreweb:
It's high time we start holding Nigerian politicians responsible

My dear....for what?

Very interesting

[quote author=tundeayo2020 post=59301486]I think I am dying, It all started in 2012, I had a terrible dream that night and ever since then, my life has not remained the same.

In 2012 I weighed 71kg but now I'm 48kg and I don't know when this will stop, every day I'm losing weight the more I try to eat the more I lose weight. I used to have really big muscles and thick thighs, I never slim fit my clothes, but now I can count all the bones on my chest, my hands have become so thin, all bones and no fat.

I have to wear long sleeves and trousers to hide my problem from the rest of the world- And its eating me deeply.
I can no longer engage in activities I find pleasurable, such as sports, running, swimming, working out etc. These where activities I could do before for lengthy hours I can barely do them now for three minutes without
getting super tired and all my body will ache for days afterwards.

I've spent all the money I have on treating myself at local clinics but nothing seem to be working.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS EATING MY MUSCLES AND FAT.

And its getting worse, Even though I've never had sex before in my life, yet I've gone for HIV test three times and it's always negative, I've done diabetes test several times and the docs said I'm not diabetic.

EVERY MONTH I KEEP LOSING WEIGHT, LIKE IN MAY I WAS 53KG BUT IN JULY I'M 49KG AND NOW IN AUGUST I'M 48KG.

GUYS I NEED HELP ADVICE OR ANYTHING TO HALT THIS UNINTENTIONAL WEIGHT LOSS.

I mean I eat at least four times a day and barely work hard. cos I'm a full time fiverr worker.

If things should progress at this rate I may end up with less than 30kg by December. And I dont want to die, I'm still in my late twenties.




Tell us the details of your dream, let's know where to start rendering help(s) to you

I witnessed dat when I visited the lake....#themysteriousworkofGod#

chiscodedon:



http://www.channelstv.com/2017/08/07/anambra-church-attack-police-nab-suspects/

And where are the f*cking nabbed suspects @Op

Lord have mercy.....what a tragedy!!! RIP to the dead

ELKHALIFAISIS:
taaaaa OP you dey lie, u were ashamed because your prick is very tiny and nothing to write home about, your family were not impressed bcux u exposed the tiny thing in public, as for me I'm addicted in showcasing my black big cassava in public, even my gf warn me not to wear boxers whenever she visit with a female friend, because they always marvel and gossip after seeing the sample of my weapon of mass destruction (Oganigwe) , go and do peni$ enlargement and stop complaining how ur family were disappointed with that tiny rope in between ur legs

Yeye dey smell

Hahahahaahaha.......dis got me laughing so hard

AfonjaBoston:
What is hilarious about these ugly mofos? The girl breast flat no be small

Wey ur own pre-wedding photos, abi u never reach to marry?? #ndimgbajiakaeverywhere#

jerrymej:







You tried sha!

But no RHYMES...

Thanks dear, correction taken

whitebeard:
oya correct me.

How old was he then

Biggty:
Deprive of sex and not eating a woman food can make her go crazy especially if you keep dropping money for food. She will eventually beg you at last

My dear, with me u lie on dat. If u no wan chop #OYO# and sex?? I can wait till whenever so far u talk to me cos SILENCE from him drives me nut

whitebeard:
how old were him.

Roflmao.....abeg make una clear some plots of land, lemme faint #mydearmurdertheEnglishnomercy#

Abeg d little bridegroom role pinshure or adonbelivit. #noquarrelmei'mnotfeelingfineoo#

If you just greet an old woman in the village, she will end up telling you the story of your generation like......
Morning Nwa'm. Biaa, is this not Ikechukwu the son of Ebube, who raped two girls before he got married to Obiageli the daughter of the palm wine tapper, who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of Julianna the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Okeke the dibia man from the neighboring village. Is it not your grandfather that died of madness?
Nwa'm, so you have grown so big? Kedu ka imere?

Hahahahahaha, enjoy your weekend, dear nairalanders

AutosBay:
I want to enjoy from this programme, but I'm already 35 years old, how can I apply? 

How can I do it?
1) Approach Hight Court in you vicinity to apply for Affidavit of Declaration of Age

2) Let the new affidavit reflect your new age which is accepted by Npower.

That's all.

Note that no one knows what the screening criteria of the second phase will be.

All the best!

Lolz......man must survive!

I'm interested pls......08130951539

vizkiz:
I hope having knowledge in Catering and tailoring will get you a job in an oil company.

Apart from those two bullshìt, the rest is accurate.

By the way if you have knowledge in all these fields, why do you even need to write a CV in the first place?


This thread reeks of exclusive bullshìtness

Meaning that u seek for job opportunity only in an oil company, right?

juitar:
Let me av ur email, i can send d video tutorial i have 2u for beginners.

Pls I'm interested ......olyiconzy2014@gmail.com

I'm interested. ......08130951539

Hello Op, pls, I can't seem to install some applications on my laptop. Each time I tried to install an application, it will tell me that "msvcr90.dll" is missing, dat I shud download and reinstall it. I've downloaded d stuff, yet d applications wouldn't install. What do I do pls??

benedictnsi:
If I hear.....
People weh carry out this statistics obviously didn't visit Nigeria....with this kind money weh our leaders d loot upandan......

Abeg Make we no d happy for wetin we no merit

My dear, I support u. Make dem check again abeg, no be d Naija wey I know

Yes oo, just received mine....yipee!!

fallout87:
She's making fake gucci and fake versace and you want us to applaud her?

How is this any less fraudulent then credit card scamming or the other 419 Nigerians are known to do worldwide?

Smh

Killjoy! u think its easy, right? Oya, let's see ur own handiwork if u think u have one smh #enemyofgoodthings#

Try to be the boss of your own cos "white collar" job doesn't pay these days.

Are they armputated ni?

Anugod:
Lemme see how many of their songs I remember...

1. Faavour! I wanna use you
Someone is calling on my name
Rejoice! I wanna use you
Someone is calling on my name
Joshua, Best and Caleb, I wanna use you!
Someone is calling on my name

2. I remember years ago, in my little country home,
When there was no sunshine in my home,
There was no food to eat, there were no good clothes to wear,
Everything was just going upside down
I used to see so many children, eating and throw away,
Putting on their new clothes every Sunday (every Sunday)
But to me it was just a dream, I dunno what to do,
I began to shed tears from my eyes...

3. Melody melody melody, I've got melody in my heart,
Melody melody melody, I've got melody in my heart

4. John oh John, please don't go away,
Remember mummy and daddy, they have good plans for you,
They are planning for your future, how you'll become great,
Please don't allow Satan to deceive and cheat you,
Brother John oh John, please don't go away!

5. What must I do in the morning,
What must I do, when I wake up from sleep,
What must I do, oh I must do,
Something very good I must do every day!

6. Children don't tell lie to your mummy
Children never tell lie to your daddy
Children make sure you tell them the truth
If you tell them the truth, they will love you more and more
Lord Jesus will be your friend

7. It is a holiday, holiday in the town!
My mum is waiting for me, my dad is waiting for me,
It is an holiday, holiday in the town!

8. Africa why! Why all these killings, so many destructions, oh! In our blessed land

Chaii!......upon all diz u put up here, na only "8likes'' u come get ni? Kpelee