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tosyne2much:
Happy Birthday Ikonz baba... May you live a happy and fulfilled life


B4 I forget, abeg where be the venue ?

@tosyne2much....don't worry, i'll tell u d venue when d time comes. Btw...how are u doing?

On this very day, i wanna take a time out to appreciate all your capabilities, abilities and success. My prayer for you today is for God to prosper you even as your soul prospereth...Amen!
A very happy birthday to the most determined guy ever met!

Nairalanders join me and make a wish for him, pls

Lol,....see d face like naija face#demtryshaa#

Eww!! Waris dis? Crab or crap?

He told u everything?? Tell us what he told u nah, to enable us know if its a sin and as such will lead u to hell as u asked.

Mothers day is here again!! And i want to use this medium to wish my mother, my heroine, my role model....infact, my EVERYTHING a very happy mothers day!. Mum, as i celebrate u on dis mothers day, i pray dat God Almighty will give u long life to enjoy d fruit of ur labour...Amen!
Happy Mother's day, mum and to all d Catholic mothers out there!. Love you all.

funmijoyb:
first of all Davido is not a rapper..he's an afrobeat musician. second of all he' s not known to be collector of punane yoruba guys are not dogs.

Honourable Chief defender of Davido....i sight you!!

lolz...funny op. We are nairalanders nah, and not Davido....so, go say dat to Davido

ClassCaptain:
Episode 9


I was expecting to see an alert in the next 10 mins .



30 mins pass, ??

one hour,??

two hours..;(;(;/ ;\

Haa.. Which kind thing be this.. Why i never see alert...

I was already sweating profusely under the fan...

Hey...hey ... Have you seen the money... .. I summoned up courage to ask her..

Yes...

Ehn.. The cash entered now..

"You . I thought u were daring me.. Oya send the 37k back ,if i no go send 60k give you back "...

I had to say this so that this would encourage her to at least send the money back..

"oh, you are so sweet. This money will do just fine dear. Now thats what am talking about.. I cant thank you enuff for this gift

i was shocked and i could feel small small urine dripping down my trousers..

Haa,but are u sure that will be enough ? Send it back please ,lemme add more for you.

..wow, thanks boo. But why do i have to send it back, if you want to send more, i will gladly accept. That is why i like you.

Haha.. This thing don dey real small small oo..

But are you playing the superioty game again ?
Boo, what game are you talking about ?

That you were sending more money than i sent.. Just now na

haha, dear i dont know what you are talking about oo.

lolzz....thunder fire d devil!

wetin be forward again??

Hehehehehe....run for ur life!!!!!!!!!

glacswhite:
Imagine This Sign Post I Saw In Abuja With Public Grammatical Blunder...pics

The state of education in Nigeria. A regulator in the
education sector that can't spell Board!!!

U sef no dey make mistakes ni?...smh for dis kind op

Hmmmmm.....dis one Rochas dey give his life to Christ, reconcilling with everyone he sees, abeg....has any prophet told him dat he was going to die?

dainformant:
'This is a confirmation that love knows no boundaries'... This lovely couple tied the knot in style recently in a well publicized wedding ceremony....Despite the visible inequality in height between the groom and bride, the cute couple overcame all criticisms as they sealed their union in a big way...May God bless their marriage....

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/see-different-couple-who-tied-knot-in.html

Holy Mosesss!!!

Tallesty1:
Ma!

Ok nah....kontinu, diaris God oo

Tallesty1:
At least twice? I disagree.
A perfect gentleman is the one who knows when not to be gentle.
Hit me once and I will reset your head.

Hmmmmm.....Resetter!

@Op....You've really cheered me up dis night....they are very funny

mencade5:
Please bear with me. The thread is a bit long. This thread is about me and not my friend. (lol)

i honestly need mature advise from the married and matured folks here.

I am in a very serious relationship with this lady. This is our 12th months together and i plan to propose to her in few months time.

I observe that she has hot temper. Each time we had little misunderstanding she flare up and wouldnt calm down for us to resolve and settle it amicably.

Being a gentleman i believe there are no perfect relationships. Quarrels and disagreements must pop up no matter what.

Yesterday we quarreled due to certain issue we had agreed on. I must confess i caused it but i was quick to realise it and apologise but she wouldnt listen. She made an attempt to call a friend of hers to report the issue. I stopped her. She again wanted to call her pastor too i blocked her hands and was surprise why she is inviting third parties to our matter. She was even voicing it out for people to hear us quarreling and i was calming her down to lower her voice.

This lady is the type every man needs. Religious, good cook, prayerful and she gives me advise on so many occasion.

Her parents are late and she was abandoned by her brothers and sisters due to change of religion. I dont know maybe this affected her attitude.

I myself i have my own wrong sides yet i am ready to accept her wrong and hope she do the same to me. But she wouldnt.

I have talked to her about her anger and made her understand that it is not good for us. Yet yesterdays event surprised me.

Please sorry about the long post. I just need advise or advises about how to handle this issue with my woman.

To add she is 23 and i am 29 years.

@Op.......let her go and do Anger Management. #myopinion#

Mabel12:
Saw This On FB Please What Is This Graduate Trying To Explain ?

Actually saw this on facebook and am like could this be an end time graduate lol

And how did u know dat he is a graduate ni?

Ezedon:
If you flog him now he will shout JESUS !!!! forgetting that JESUS did not shout his name during His crucifixion

Lol.....d dude dey shout'Jesus!.....as in 'na dis kind pain him pass through so?

EdidiongXL:
Sometimes I wonder how you guys talk people into opening up accounts in your bank. It's not really an easy task I guess especially if you aren't a delectable lady.

My dear...you are right. I'm a marketer, and to talk these people into opening accounts with ur bank.....u will have to convince them with all d 'convinceable words'

First of all.....how much is ur monthly salary?

If anyone can find her Na im be say she never ready nah

Nawa oo.Vicky come see una village road bad oo

Adaowerri111:
owerri is fine, where u @

Onitsha

Adaowerri111:
Awwwww lol

lolz...Ada beanyi, how u dey? How Owerri today?

darkenkach:
What about Olosho them?

u sef....e be like say u too like olosho dem wella

Adaowerri111:
Does this make any difference

mtchww...thought its hot, as in romantic hot.

cassidy1996:
UP Chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UP d Blues.....i'm gonna watch dis match live and direct!!!!

Its nothing to write home about, but all thanks to gen-set anyway

Okemmuo:
Appear again ba?... ...nice pix dou

lolz....wrong response. Thanks though

like...wtf!!!