₦airaland Forum

DrayZee:
That's life for you. Anyways, when next you hear CHANGE.....

"you jee jee check if na positive one oo

SeverusSnape:
Failure Presidiot. By the time Buhari is through with this country, You'll know change has two types. Some zombies were just screaming "I want change!", Not knowing change is either positive or negative, It's Obvious the "change" APC and B0ohari are offering are negative changes.

My fellow Nigerians, Let's "enjoy" the change while it lasts.

Lol......bro, i dey feel u jor

metrosexual:
It depends on the type of organisation, if its a top notch organisation you can simply apply for a sick leave.

But for the start ups, I remember what I used to do back then, early in the morning my MD would get this text from me;

"Good morning ma'am, please I'm sorry I can't make it to work this morning, I woke up with serious stomach upset, but as soon as I get strong enough I would rush down to the office."

The goal of telling your boss you would come to work once you are ok makes your boss less offended because there is still a possibility of you coming to work and you didn't just abruptly decide not to come to work, so if the interview is in the same town you can still make it to work after the interview, and if you can't come back on time it would be taken the "illness" turned out to be too serious

Hmmmm.......brilliant!

And so f*what??

Wait oo...na president una vote for so, abi na wakadukpe? Dem dey talk say everything don increase in price even my favourite rice for we country, and im dey busy dey travel from one country to another #cluelesspresident!#

petengine:
this is very helpful for I.T students 5 Ways to Easily Secure your SIWES Placement: http://www.eduansa.com/5-ways-to-easily-secure-your-siwes-placement/

Thanks, but i'm doing my Siwes already

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/02/10-hilarious-cliches-nigerian-men-use.html

@Op....Number10 says..... feel free to add yours, is dat one of d Hilarious cliches??

jamarionj:
1. An entrepreneur is a starter. An entrepreneur is an initiator, a challenger and a driver. Someone that creates something new, either an initiative, a business or a company. He or she is the beginning (and sometimes the end) of a venture, project or activity. The entrepreneur might not be the ideator, but he or she is definitely the one that decides to make that idea a reality.

Yes oo....this is really Him. He has it all

Dem don make am two nah.....just front page am ASAP!

camry2008:
in late 80s, Used to drive my tyre from Nkpor junction to new parts (so much energy) then to Ngbuka nkpor to united before coming back home, the following day will be to fly my kite .

present generation are really missing a lot

#surprised#....so much energy as a child you got then. But i bet u can't trek from dat same Nkpor junction to Ahia Nkpor, not to talk of to Ngbuka now....lol,

Trendishine:
i did, sure it was interesting..nice one

I for say how una wan take count dat fat man and his crew out in this thread....lolz

Lumiere91:
(1)the simpsons(2)sesame street(3)barney&friend(4)Hey arnold(5)as told by ginger(6)spongebob squarepant(7)johnny bravo(ant bully(9)scooby doo(10)duckula(11)catdog(12)tintin(13)phanton treehouse(14)jumanji(15)dexter(16)toy story.....it was fun.i'd rather watch these than today porn n'movie
Nickelodeon,nicktoon,nickdouble made my days.

Lol....yes oo, barney&friends, spongebob squarepant very interesting. Scooby doo, dat intelligent dog. Nawa oo, fun-gud old days

Stanleywaxy:
Just Google it !

Alright

Have'nt seen anybody mentioned Papa Ajasco as his or her favourite TV show. To me, its also interesting and funny too

mikaael:
Shadia really killed it then on family circle...I had a crush on her tho

Lol....eeyaa

Stanleywaxy:
Samurai Jack itself ... that uses a sword

Alright. I only know about power rangers samurai

Stanleywaxy:

SAMURAI JACK !!!!
SAMURAI JACK !!!!
SAMURAI JACK !!!!

Samurai Jack or Power Rangers Samurai??

Nicepoker:
family cycle nice programme

Yea. Very interesting

Lol....mine were Jaqua Jaqua and Family circle. Especially Family circle

Up my club....d Blues!

victorik:
Drop your number, i will like to buy DI printers.
Thanks

Alright, u can always contact d Op for d machine. Thanks

d watch no even fine for her wrist sef..#nohating#

Lolz...@Op, post dem pishure here or adonbelivit

Some are funny shaa....thanks Op

GEExclusive:
I wish you the very best. The good thing about it is that if you do quite well, after your national service, they can retain you for entry level position because you are already trained.

You're right dear, and i hope so

Ikonz:
Congratulations, my dearest....always wishn you all the best

Thanks a lot

GEExclusive:
Hey sweetheart, you aren't explicit enough. I'm kinda confused. Is it that you just secured a job as a graduate trainee with a pay off 25K? Or you secured a promising company to do your industrial training (SIWES).
Regardless of your response, it good news all the way. Do your very best to sustain the job.

Congrats dear

Thanks dear. Its for my Siwes

VickyRotex:
Congratulations

Thanks dearie

"with faith, do u know dat u can pray for a place to do your Industrial Training(IT) dat will pay u not less than 20k monthly". These were encouraging words from my Motivator to me, one day. And today, i'm very happy to have gotten a job in a coy dat pays me 25k for a start. Thanks to my Motivator whom i draw my encouragement and strenght from, and whose footsteps, i follow. And to God Almighty.......You are awesome!!!

Location pls

Used to like dis woman when she was in PDP but not anymore since she joined APC....#APCSUCKS#

Na 'we we' nah#teamcapablewomen#. And she's beautiful too.