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PoliticsRe: Glaring Difference Between Igbo And Biafra by funkyibodude(m): 8:54am On Dec 29, 2015
irunoobo:
I rather die than stay alive to watch the IGBOS have Biafra. Biafra is dead and buried. Simple sad
since when did you put interest in politics section huh Thought you were the landlord in romantic sexuality section smiley
PoliticsRe: Glaring Difference Between Igbo And Biafra by funkyibodude(m): 8:40am On Dec 29, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
O boy you are so brainwashed by only God know who.

1. Rivers state agitation for its own province started in 1940 but the silly British would lump us together with the Igbos in East just as the Midwest were lumped. Same period Cross river started that. In fact, our agitation started almost same period with that of the Midwest.

2. The Igbo lead eastern region REFUSED to offer us referendum to determine our own destiny even when the agitation was high and when Midwest got theirs.

3. When Rivers was created in 1967(May), it was a dream come true for 99.999999% of our people. Ojukwu, his greed for power and quest for oyel and sea would not take it and declared his illegal republic on our soil. The talk of 'balkanisation' by Gowon is shallow, false and hypocritical.

4. Biafra Igbos should mind their business. If they can't get Biafra without the SS, they should FORGET it altogether.
you and I are literally saying the same thing, it was during the war that division started, but I'm trying to refute the claim that cross rivers and rivers state was never part of southeast, at least before the war. And I like what you said Biafra igbos and not Igbos
PoliticsRe: Glaring Difference Between Igbo And Biafra by funkyibodude(m): 8:18am On Dec 29, 2015
nduchucks:
Oga, TonyeBarcanista is very correct in saying that when Ojukwu declared is Biafra, he was Governor of Eastern state that excluded Rivers, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and Cross river. Old Rivers and Old Cross river were already created by Gowon.


In February 1966, when Isaac Boro, Sam Owonaro and Nottingham Dick alongside their supporters proclaimed a "Delta Peoples Republic", biafra was not included in the said republic. On 27 May 1967, under the administration of General Yakubu Gowon, decree No. 14 was issued, allowing the creation of Rivers State. Ojukwu's Eastern region at the time of "secession" did not include Ijawland or modern day SS area.

The good people of Niger Delta fought alongside gallant Nigerian soldiers to defeat the secessionists. My Gull, there is no need to try to revise history, though we have come to expect that from you.

If you and the likes of Kanu want to lead Igbo youths on another suicide mission, be rest assured that the people of the Niger Delta will fight you once again.
don't let your dislike for Igbos becloud your sense of history, when Ojukwu was the governor of the eastern region Akwa ibom (formerly part of cross rivers state before its creation in 1987) and rivers state were inclusive in the southeastern region, before the war the chief cities were porthacourt , Calabar, Bakassi Enugu umuahia and Ojukwu was the Governor of these cities, have you forgotten that Cheif Obafemi awolowo was jailed in calabar prison and it was Ojukwu that released him as the governor of the eastern region then. The creation of 12 states was a tactical move by Gowon government to land lock the southeast so that the won't have access to territorial waters And more so oil which was the main reason for the Nigerian offensive against Biafra.... As a pure Igbo dude I'm not in support of this current Biafra agitation but I believe strongly in Igbo independent movement, and that is regional control cool cool
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina's Sister Dies In Auto Accident by funkyibodude(m): 7:45am On Dec 29, 2015
Na wa oo this Xmas tragedy didn't spare anyone huh sad angry what a bloody Xmas.. R.I.P to the dead
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele And His Failed 2015 Prophecies by funkyibodude(m): 7:41am On Dec 29, 2015
blackfase:
As is tradition, this is the season of prophesies and true to type, they have starting pouring in. Earlier today, one hit FP a la Primate Ayodele on what to expect for the New Year....>>>≥>> www.nairaland.com/2828312/primate-ayodele-unveils-prediction-201 .....but funnily, most of the ones made last year by the same Primate fell short in almost all ramifications as here presented...


*Jonathan would continue to rule till 2019.

In January 2013, he predicted that God showed him Jonathan would continue to rule till 2019.
“The 2015 elections will hold but will be peaceful in some areas and not in other areas. As it is, from what I see at the moment, PDP will win, amidst serious criticism,” he said.
Primate as he’s commonly called by some of his followers, foretold ahead of the 2015 election:
“Kaduna is going to be very bloody. PDP may take Kaduna, but it’s going to be by narrow margin. Yobe, Gombe, Benue, Delta, Akwa Ibom, all those states will be won by PDP.”

RESULT: After the election, Kaduna was calm and not bloody. APC’s candidate, Nasiru el-Rufai, won the governorship election, beating PDP’s Ramalan Yero. Also, the PDP missed clinching Yobe and Benue governorship seats as the primate had predicted, ex-President Goodluck Jonathan was defeated and he also made a phone call to congratulate President Buhari even before the final results were announced.

*2015 Presidential Elections

On the presidential election, the man of God had this to say about Jonathan: “This election is a lesson for him and there are still lessons for him to learn if he now gets it back. He still needs a lot of prayers. But in the midst of all the ups and downs, he may still have a very slim chance of winning the election. I don’t see any landslide victory at all between him and Buhari. At the end of the day, PDP will win the federal, but the party will crash after the election.”

RESULT: After the election, PDP, however, was estimated to have lost with about 2.5 million votes at the federal level.

*Jega will let Nigerians down

According to the prophet he also made a prophecy about former INEC chairman, Prof. Attahiru Jega
'I predicted that (former Independent National Electoral Commission chairman, Prof Maurice) Iwu will be removed and it came to pass. Let me tell you categorically that (Prof Attahiru) Jega does not have a solution to election rigging in Nigeria. Jega will disappoint Nigerians'
“Chairman of Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Prof. Attahiru Jega will be confused during the polls. There will be several gimmicks to cajole the INEC to rig the election. Prayers must be offered so that the commission will not lose some of its staff to accident or attack before and during the election. E-voting will not work. There will be ballot box snatching and stuffing during the election.”

RESULT: The direct opposite happened, Prof. Attahiru Jega performed exceptionally well and conducted one of the most credible election in the history of the country.
Even when attempt were made to make Jega fail, he remained totally calm while Godsday Orubebe, a former minister of Niger Delta, disrupted the announcement of the election. Jega ended his tenure as INEC chairman a couple of weeks later.

*Glory of Lagos APC fading

“The glory of Lagos APC is fading except the party hierarchy makes hasty restitution otherwise time is not on their side as regards the governorship election. They have committed a blunder with the choice of Akinwunmi Ambode as governorship candidate. Only prayer can change the tide. PDP will spring surprises and shock APC. If PDP works hard, the party will win Lagos governorship; however, the party’s candidate, Jimi Agbaje, needs prayers.

RESULT: The governorship candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Lagos State, Akinwunmi Ambode was declared the winner of the April 11 election.
Mr Ambode polled 811,994 votes, with the runner-up and the candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Mr Jimi Agbaje, polling 659,788 votes.
After the election results were announced, Mr Agbaje congratulated Mr Ambode in a telephone call.
In a tweet on his twitter handle, Mr Agbaje said: “I wish him well and pray he will be successful in guiding this state”.

*Ebola will come back

The prophet asked Nigerians to pray against recurrence of Ebola in Nigeria in the year, saying there will be fresh cases of Ebola in the year while calling on those in the health sector to double their efforts.

RESULT: Since the WHO's representative in Nigeria officially declared Nigeria to be Ebola free on 20 October 2014, Nigeria remained free from the epidemic.
However in October 2015, there were rumours of an Ebola outbreak in Calabar, Cross River State, the Federal Ministry of Health through Linus Awute, the permanent secretary of the ministry, said there was no basis for rumours of yet another outbreak of the virus.
The 15 people – one doctor, nine nurses, four health workers, and one patient who were quarantined were discharged and certified ebola free.
As at today, December 27, 2015 Nigeria is still a World Health Organization-certified Ebola free country

*Boko Haram will bomb South-west

“I see flames from bombings in several parts of the country, including the South-West and more abduction of school pupils. Efforts should be intensified by security operatives to forestall that. Boko Haram will come up with different strategies to attack the nation.

RESULT: The Islamist sect is yet to carryout any attack in South-west, Nigeria

*Anti-corruption war will backfire

Primate Elijah Babatunde Ayodele said that Nigerians should not expect President Muhammadu Buhari to achieve much in the anti-corruption war, stressing that the whole effort would actually backfire as several notable people, who are close to him would be indicted and thereby tie his hands such that he would not make progress.
His words: “In probing Jonathan, Buhari will end up shooting himself in the leg. What I mean by that is that as he tries to trouble Jonathan, it will cause problems. He will only be able to hit corruption, but will not make much impact. In the process of the corruption battle, some people who are close to Buhari will be indicted. That is why I said that he would shoot himself in the leg. Buhari will make efforts to make Nigeria better, but his efforts will be frustrated by a cabal in his administration. He will step on many toes, but that would frustrate his administration the more.”

RESULT: The anti-corruption body EFCC have been more active under Buhari's administration, with with many prominent Nigerians and leaders currently investigated for collecting huge sums of money from the Office of the ex-National Security Adviser , Sambo Dasuki.
So God is a Liar then? SMH
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bombers Attack Mosque, 25 Persons Killed by funkyibodude(m): 9:39am On Dec 28, 2015
obasiken:
Is dis sunni or shitte mosque? We need more details these days just to be clear.
I was about to ask the same question huh, because two things involved, if it's Sunnis, then we know it maybe Shiite retaliation. if it's Shiite mosque then we know it's an outright war .. just guessing though
PoliticsRe: We Now Have 23hrs Eletricity Supply In My Area: Is It The Same In Your Own Zone? by funkyibodude(m): 9:49pm On Dec 27, 2015
excellencyabia1:
IPOB Youths will soon arrive on this thread to tell us how they used to have 28 hours of electricity a day under Jonathan and how it has now reduced to 2 hours a day

The internet is now infested with jobless IPOB youths who have nothing better to do than create false stories and lies against His Excellency, General Buhari, the best Leader Nigeria has ever had.

There was a dip in electricity provision for some weeks but from my research, it has improved tremendously in the lead up to Christmas. The sector is still experiencing major challenges but what do we expect? When Jonathan and his bunch of IPOB advisers stole billions of dollars meant for infrastructure provision.

In my area, we have at least 17-21 hours of electricity a day. God bless Buhari

IPOB youths will die of frustration very soon ;

is this not an indirect abuse. How will you wish someone or group of people dead.
guy get a life okay. You think everyone has time for this rubbish propaganda being posted here, many are thinking about 2016 and the challenges that lie ahead, you guys are busy creating nonsense thread and promoting your so called agents of change..
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Motorists At Maiduguri NNPC Filling Station- Daily Trust by funkyibodude(m): 8:34pm On Dec 27, 2015
Lia Mohammed to the rescue
Christianity EtcRe: APC Will Take Over Bayelsa State In 2016, Except… – Primate Ayodele by funkyibodude(m):
Here's my prediction for 2016

I foresee future terror attacks in Europe, America and Asia

Boko haram would adopt new method of attacks especially in southern Nigeria.

Fulani herdsmen will form alliance with boko haram

I see president buhari sacking his media adviser Femi Adesina

Our president needs serious prayers concerning his health

I foresee a hostage taking in Nigeria, likely airport, shopping mall or hotel

Ex president GEJ will face serious charges. But nothing will happen.

APC would be in real disarray and alot of key members would likely decamp

Wike will win in supreme court by votes (don't ask me how)

Senator Godswill akpabio would fallout with his supporters

An Important APC chieftain would be assassinated

Crude oil price will rise contrary to reports that it will fall.

Nigeria's economy will bounce back in 2016

An APC governor would be impeached in 2016 and disgraced out of office.

Dasuki friends should pray for him

Nnamdi kanu would strike a deal with the federal government, that will guarantee his release

An important monarch would rest in peace.

Donald trump would win the US presidential elections.

Four Arab nations will form alliance with Russia to fight ISIS. ( Turkey will likely be amongst them)


This is no prophecy, just a prediction due to current events that are happening undecided
Car TalkRe: Fatal Accident Along Asaba Airport Road, Entire Family Dead... Graphic Photos by funkyibodude(m): 9:18am On Dec 27, 2015
Hmm Seen worse undecided I hate it when I hear that an entire family is involved in an accident, why travel all at once? Is like putting all your eggs in one basket sad, R.I.P to them, what a bloody Xmas celebration this year, explosions, murder, accident, natural disasters etc God help us
PoliticsRe: Reply to: Nigerians Pushing An Airplane by funkyibodude(m): 6:49am On Dec 27, 2015
Ignorance is a disease, when I first saw the picture and comments I laughed, probably most folks haven't been in an airport environment to witness such. Any it's a normal thing grin.
TravelRe: Total Blackout Experienced At Abuja International Airport. See Photos by funkyibodude(m): 9:37pm On Dec 26, 2015
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PoliticsRe: World Fattest Man,Aged 38 Dies(pictured) by funkyibodude(m): 9:30pm On Dec 26, 2015
Just tryna imagine how his coffin would be huh oh well R.I.P..
PoliticsRe: Egheomhanre Eyieyien Dies After Facebook Post by funkyibodude(m): 6:27pm On Dec 26, 2015
sobastical:
So sorry about the lost bro...take heart
thanks bro
PoliticsRe: Egheomhanre Eyieyien Dies After Facebook Post by funkyibodude(m): 5:02pm On Dec 26, 2015
Such is life, in nnewi my friend lost his life in that gas explosion, just got the news few minutes ago.. #rip sam#
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 13, Abducts 8 In Borno Village by funkyibodude(m): 3:55pm On Dec 26, 2015
My only anger is the dead and the wounded, as for APC, the should stop playing politics with insurgency nobody is actually happy about this... Including myself a staunch wailer
BusinessRe: Report Any Filling Station Selling Petrol Above N87 To DPR Here by funkyibodude(m): 3:26pm On Dec 26, 2015
galadima77:
A typical example is SOUTH GATE filling station in Tunga, Minna Niger state.

The said station is still selling for 165 per liter as i write and DPR officials were there yesterday. So i ask again, who is fooling who?
truth is they bribe most of those DPR officials..
BusinessRe: Report Any Filling Station Selling Petrol Above N87 To DPR Here by funkyibodude(m):
Banter1:
MARkone and funkyibodude when will you people get sense at your AGE?
huh huh
BusinessRe: Report Any Filling Station Selling Petrol Above N87 To DPR Here by funkyibodude(m): 2:37pm On Dec 26, 2015
kambili999:
in their minds now they have done something fabulous. Mtchewww. Nigeria, a country where leaders are comedians
real comedians
BusinessRe: Report Any Filling Station Selling Petrol Above N87 To DPR Here by funkyibodude(m):
All the petrol stations here in Imo state are selling between 130-150 naira. Except for NNPC mega station at Onitsha road
RomanceRe: The Best Christmas Gift... by funkyibodude(m): 2:28pm On Dec 26, 2015
Lol. Actually it's a tradition called white elephant gift grin
PoliticsRe: Reason Why I Dislike Apc & Their Followers by funkyibodude(m): 9:30pm On Dec 25, 2015
Nice write up smiley, unfortunately APC zombies would never admit their failures
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by funkyibodude(m): 4:41pm On Dec 25, 2015
Uploading............
PoliticsRe: Salary Is A Privilege Not A Right -rochas Okorocha by funkyibodude(m):
Abagworo:
You are the bastard! Only TANoids will get up, fabricate fake story and still discuss same fabrication as if its true and then threatening to kill a man who doesn't notice them.

If I were Okorocha, I would draw a limit to my leniency on those attacking me with false allegations. It is high time he arrests some of these people and they show their evidence in court or he will be considered guilty of the false accusations. They should be given televised trial so that the world will know the truth. I will volunteer to give their names out on Nairaland or elsewhere. Most of them are from Mbaise and were serious Ihedioha campaigners in 2015 elections.
guy shut the hell up, I'm currently in owerri and I heard the statement in one of the paper reviews over hot fm by one Dr okpalaeke ... It's quite unfortunate and barbaric for a government to make such an embarrassing and senseless statement, even the holy bible said every laborer deserves his wages.. RochAsS is gradually incurring the wrath of the Almighty God /Allah upon himself, I just pray that you would live to see it. And one more thing Stop mentioning Mbaise people in your useless quotes undecided
PoliticsRe: General Buhari To Start War Against Cameroun And Chad by funkyibodude(m): 6:59am On Dec 24, 2015
likila:
Contrary to reports that General Buhari is going to sack General Burantashi [b][/b]following AUTRAGE that accopanied the massacre of 1000 shiite Muslims in Zaria last week, General Mohammadu has given general Burantashi marching orders to brush up the General staff plans to invade Cameroun. The plan will be updated to include massive contact with tchadian forces as Chad could take advantage of a face off with Cameroun to attack Nigeria from the yansh. This development follows recent repeated invasions of Nigerian territory by Cameroun and Chad. the latest invasion resulted in the killing of 70 villagers in the border town of Mafe. Chad had earlier invaded Baga and raised the town to the round killing thousands of Nigerians.
General Burantashi along with many officers like Agabusta and DanSultaan had called for the immediate invasion of Chad. This is now their chances and we are solidly behind them.
I thought his name is Burutai
PoliticsRe: Foreign Students Scrambling For Selfie With Jonathan - Pics by funkyibodude(m): 12:34am On Dec 24, 2015
Okaka27:
Stupid Wailing Liars ..

Thunder never strike me o

Rubbish pple
but you wished your self to be struck by lightning undecided! Hating too much is bad for your health
PoliticsRe: US University Students Scramble To Take A Selfie With GEJ In The US (Photo) by funkyibodude(m): 1:08pm On Dec 23, 2015
I just love this man cool.. Kudos Mr ex president even the world appreciate you cool
PoliticsRe: Hausa Man Caught Selling Vulture As Fried Chicken In Port Harcourt(Pictured) by funkyibodude(m): 12:58pm On Dec 23, 2015
Eeeeewwwwww gross tongue undecided
RomanceRe: When My Gf Decides To Take The Loss Of Her Ex Too Far.....advise Needed by funkyibodude(m): 9:40am On Dec 23, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
So you're happy being a backup quarterback
Meen thats fùcked up
not really! But you have to deal with the emotional pains. I understand the girl's pains
RomanceRe: When My Gf Decides To Take The Loss Of Her Ex Too Far.....advise Needed by funkyibodude(m): 8:10am On Dec 23, 2015
One thing! Someone's first love always remain in their hearts forever. Be it a guy or a lady, maybe her ex is her first love undecided or someone really special to her. For the fact she's with you doesn't mean her heart is completely off her Ex... So just try and be the man for her and prove to her that you are better than her Ex in all aspects, soon after she would gradually forget him. smiley
PoliticsRe: MASSOB,IPOB Fingers Gov Obiano Over Death Of 5 Members by funkyibodude(m): 9:39pm On Dec 22, 2015
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