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A wife suspected her husband of having sex with their housemaid,then she set a trap for her husband by sending the maid to the village for the weekend. At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on the bed naked without any light, he open the door and joined her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught you so this is how you use to have sex with her, you will do two rounds and you will tell me that you are tired; fifth round now and you are still demanding for more...The gateman replied" I AM SO SORRY MADAM I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE D ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,then her husband rushed in and caught them, if you are the man or woman, what will you do?. ![]() |
Too long, but talk is cheap! Get to work already ![]() |
Number 1 is the ultimate, women love attention, if you do the reverse it drives them really mad. And they will do anything possible to get attention from you ![]() |
Lol, and what's the terms and condition for the cash donation ![]() |
I don't want to go tribal here, but that can't happen in Igbo land though most Ibo ladies are fighters and stubborn. In a case like this Neighbours would subdue that lady and if she proves too stubborn a hot resounding slap will restore her to default settings. ![]() |
Confused lots , keep it up |
Please why is rochas obsessed with statues? What's with all the statues in Imo state Of what significance is it? |
Source or shut up ![]() |
For just one state, it took INCONCLUSIVE NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSION two weeks to conduct elections, talkless of a whole nation ![]() |
Well PDP led government did the same, so it's APC time. Olisa metuh watch your back oo you might be next ![]() |
Are we going to call them miscreants I hope the military won't shoot them |
Physical beauty yes but what about your inner beauty ![]() |
NBC |
And the jailing continues ![]() |
Mark my words Fashola would see hell in this ministry. Though I don't wish that for him |
Dasuki now national ATM machine ... Abeg make I collect my own |
Yesterday army, now police tomorrow civil defence.. Nigeria may explode |
Amen |
I won't be surprised some APC folks would be among... Association of political clowns |
I'm not surprised if he did and he should face justice if it's true. |
When you have nothing to offer, you blame everything around you, including those that helped you .. This is a perfect metaphor for APC |
GEJ gradually being vindicated shame gradually catching up with APC phools |
Chop the money, she has excess of it ![]() |
Hmm I thought I saw students strips unclad in Nekede to protest against bad government... ( polytechnic nekede) |
The 3rd poster said it all, it's static electricity. Normally happens on silk materials when there's friction between it. |
@op but you were once a bigot ![]() |
Some people can be very daft and nosy especially a particular ethnic group. Linda ikeji has the right to collect money from anyone as long as is for business purpose. And by the way was she part of the arms deal, what proof does that ogundamisi or whatever name he has, got to show that the money was part of dasuki gate?,... Even if it is, was she contracted to buy arms with it?.. Linda don't mind those bad belle peps we know that great success comes with great responsibility. So keep it up. Even if you collected the money we all know what it was meant for haters can die of blood pressure |
And when the become a ferocious group now the NA will start begging for international assistance .. A prophecy last year warned about a rise of a group deadlier than bokoharam.. Just watching...... |
Best throwback pics ever... If someone told this babe that she would become a first lady one day, would she believe it ![]() Moral: Stick to your man in good times and bad times ![]() |
Best throwback picture ever , if the tell this babe that she would be the first lady of Rivers state one day, would she believe. Moral: Stick to your Man, in good times and bad times ![]() |
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Of what significance is it?
and he should face justice if it's true.
shame gradually catching up with APC phools