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PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-madueke Dies In London Hospital - Theimpulseng by funkyibodude(m): 5:48pm On Dec 17, 2015
cry cry cry tears tears, none of your enemies can match your brilliance, your beauty and family linage. Your enemies hated you because you had guts, you are an amazon in your own rights. Rest in perfect peace.... Madam.. Your loved ones will never forget you.

Funkyibodude
RomanceWhat Will You Do If You Find Yourself In A Situation Like This?? by funkyibodude(op): 5:23pm On Dec 17, 2015
A wife suspected her husband of having sex with their housemaid,then she set a trap for her husband by sending the maid to the village for the weekend. At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on the bed naked without any light, he open the door and joined her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught you so this is how you use to have sex with her, you will do two rounds and you will tell me that you are tired; fifth round now and you are still demanding for more...The gateman replied" I AM SO SORRY MADAM I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE D ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,then her husband rushed in and caught them, if you are the man or woman, what will you do?. grin
PoliticsRe: 73 Memorable Quotes By President Buhari by funkyibodude(m): 10:01am On Dec 17, 2015
Too long, but talk is cheap! Get to work already undecided
RomanceRe: 3 Weird Tips That Make Women Want You Fast by funkyibodude(m): 7:55am On Dec 17, 2015
Number 1 is the ultimate, women love attention, if you do the reverse it drives them really mad. And they will do anything possible to get attention from you cool
PoliticsRe: Cramjones To Give Away $500 To Political Supporters! Get In Here! by funkyibodude(m): 7:51pm On Dec 16, 2015
Lol, and what's the terms and condition for the cash donation undecided
RomanceRe: Should She Be Beaten And Battered Or Abandoned To Her Fate by funkyibodude(m): 9:14am On Dec 16, 2015
I don't want to go tribal here, but that can't happen in Igbo land though most Ibo ladies are fighters and stubborn. In a case like this Neighbours would subdue that lady and if she proves too stubborn a hot resounding slap will restore her to default settings. grin
PoliticsRe: We Will Expose Uwazurike’s Sexual Atrocities Soon – MASSOB by funkyibodude(m): 8:51am On Dec 16, 2015
Confused lots undecided, keep it up
PoliticsRe: Africa’s ‘tallest Statue Of Jesus Christ’ To Be Unveiled In Imo by funkyibodude(m): 6:11am On Dec 16, 2015
Please why is rochas obsessed with statues? What's with all the statues in Imo state huh Of what significance is it?
PoliticsRe: Emeka Ihedioha Declared Wanted By EFCC by funkyibodude(m): 11:39pm On Dec 15, 2015
Source or shut up grin
PoliticsRe: INEC Decides On Bayelsa Supplementary Poll Tomorrow by funkyibodude(m): 10:48pm On Dec 15, 2015
For just one state, it took INCONCLUSIVE NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSION two weeks to conduct elections, talkless of a whole nation huh
PoliticsRe: Court Sacks Uche Secondus, PDP Acting Chairman by funkyibodude(m):
Well PDP led government did the same, so it's APC time. Olisa metuh watch your back oo you might be next undecided
PoliticsRe: Shiites Protest, Demand Release Of El-zakzaky In Kaduna (PICTURE) by funkyibodude(m): 8:40pm On Dec 15, 2015
Are we going to call them miscreants huh I hope the military won't shoot them
RomanceRe: Never Been Approached By A Guy by funkyibodude(m): 5:57pm On Dec 15, 2015
Physical beauty yes but what about your inner beauty huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NBC Offer And Access Bank Offer, Which One Should I Go For Please? by funkyibodude(m): 5:44pm On Dec 15, 2015
NBC
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: 9 Foreigners Jailed For Oil Theft - Pictured by funkyibodude(m): 5:13pm On Dec 15, 2015
And the jailing continues grin
PoliticsRe: Fashola Begs Nigerians To Accept Hike In Electricity Bill by funkyibodude(m): 3:04pm On Dec 15, 2015
Mark my words Fashola would see hell in this ministry. Though I don't wish that for him
PoliticsRe: Presidency Reacts To Rumour That Buhari Received Money From Dasuki by funkyibodude(m): 2:51pm On Dec 15, 2015
Dasuki now national ATM machine grin... Abeg make I collect my own
PoliticsRe: A Shiite Member Shot At Ahmadu Bello University Zaria - Saharareporters by funkyibodude(m): 2:48pm On Dec 15, 2015
Yesterday army, now police tomorrow civil defence.. Nigeria may explode
PoliticsRe: I Will Resist Buhari's Dictatorial Tendencies - Fayose by funkyibodude(m): 2:46pm On Dec 15, 2015
Amen
PoliticsRe: Dasuki To Expose More Beneficiaries Of Arms Deal by funkyibodude(m): 9:44am On Dec 15, 2015
I won't be surprised some APC folks would be among... Association of political clowns
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Sponsoring Terrorism Against Nigeria – SSS by funkyibodude(m): 9:42am On Dec 15, 2015
I'm not surprised if he did tongue and he should face justice if it's true.
PoliticsRe: FG Blames Weakness Of Naira On Massive Looting During Pdp’s Administration by funkyibodude(m): 9:28am On Dec 15, 2015
When you have nothing to offer, you blame everything around you, including those that helped you tongue.. This is a perfect metaphor for APC
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy To Go Next Year. FG To Sell Petrol At 97 by funkyibodude(m):
GEJ gradually being vindicated smiley shame gradually catching up with APC phools
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala Dancing To Psquare's 'Chop My Money' - Video by funkyibodude(m): 7:34am On Dec 15, 2015
Chop the money, she has excess of it tongue
Foreign AffairsRe: (video)students Protest Necked Against Bad Government by funkyibodude(m): 7:32am On Dec 15, 2015
Hmm I thought I saw students strips unclad in Nekede to protest against bad government... ( polytechnic nekede)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unbelieveable! My Duvet Releases Minor Electric Sparks by funkyibodude(m): 7:07am On Dec 15, 2015
The 3rd poster said it all, it's static electricity. Normally happens on silk materials when there's friction between it.
PoliticsRe: Seun God Bless You, NL On The Right Part Again by funkyibodude(m): 7:01am On Dec 15, 2015
@op but you were once a bigot undecided
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Reacts to N240M Allegation by funkyibodude(m): 10:14pm On Dec 14, 2015
Some people can be very daft and nosy especially a particular ethnic group. Linda ikeji has the right to collect money from anyone as long as is for business purpose. And by the way was she part of the arms deal, what proof does that ogundamisi or whatever name he has, got to show that the money was part of dasuki gate?,... Even if it is, was she contracted to buy arms with it?.. Linda don't mind those bad belle peps we know that great success comes with great responsibility. So keep it up. Even if you collected the money we all know what it was meant for undecided haters can die of blood pressure
PoliticsRe: Photo:nigeria Army Officers Pleading With Shiites Yesterday To Stand Down by funkyibodude(m): 2:52pm On Dec 14, 2015
And when the become a ferocious group now the NA will start begging for international assistance undecided..

A prophecy last year warned about a rise of a group deadlier than bokoharam.. Just watching......
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Wike And His Wife In Law School (Throwback) by funkyibodude(m): 9:06am On Dec 14, 2015
Best throwback pics ever... If someone told this babe that she would become a first lady one day, would she believe it smiley

Moral: Stick to your man in good times and bad times cool
PoliticsRe: Throwback Pic Of Wike And Wife. by funkyibodude(m): 8:58am On Dec 14, 2015
Best throwback picture ever smiley, if the tell this babe that she would be the first lady of Rivers state one day, would she believe. cool

Moral: Stick to your Man, in good times and bad times wink

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