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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Spain Vs Italy (4 - 0) On 1st July 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 7:46pm On Jul 01, 2012
#TeamPirlo+Balotelli
PhonesRe: Why Is BlackBerry Seen As Prestigious In Nigeria? by Funkymallam(m): 1:52pm On Jul 01, 2012
Boboribo: How does an android user in say Kano send a photo of an event in Kano instantly to a friend in Lagos and the friend in Lagos will get instantly. Give me asnwers too for music, videos and URL links. I use a BB currently. Moved from S40 and all this BB is shi.t stuff is making me wonder. I want to learn please.
With common whatapp on a S40 fon sef u can do that.

Nxt....
Foreign AffairsRe: Blasts Reported In Two Kenyan Churches Near Somalia Border by Funkymallam(m): 1:22pm On Jul 01, 2012
pendo89: yeah silly cowards. Its not the first grenade but this one has killed more than the previous cz it targeted worshippers.

Time to flush out these fellows completley. Their wives,kids and families back to somalia.

Close their businesses and send them back. We shall not sit an watch them destabilise a whole region.

Shut down the refugee camps,send them back and put a wall round that country called somalia. Then we see who suffers more.

An no they aren't using libyan weapons.They are homemade grenades.
Are u Kenyan?
Foreign AffairsRe: Blasts Reported In Two Kenyan Churches Near Somalia Border by Funkymallam(m): 1:13pm On Jul 01, 2012
kayusfit: Its spelled as LIBYA not lybia. Olodo rabata. I suggest u go back to read spellings and dictations. You're a shame to your family and households. Read and learn your spellings right before commenting on Nairaland. Animal
And what was that for?
Gosh! U are pathetic...
Foreign AffairsRe: Blasts Reported In Two Kenyan Churches Near Somalia Border by Funkymallam(m): 1:03pm On Jul 01, 2012
y2kaustin: Why! why! why!..Luk at what GEJ,caused..
May GEJ name never depart from ur mouth!
FoodRe: Name Any Nigerian Dish And The Tribe It's Associated With by Funkymallam(m): 12:50pm On Jul 01, 2012
Dan wanke = Hausa

Ugba = Igbo

Gbegiri = Yoruba
FoodRe: Name Any Nigerian Dish And The Tribe It's Associated With by Funkymallam(m): 12:48pm On Jul 01, 2012
freecocoa: How can moi-moi be yoruba?


Tuwon shinkafa de miyan kuka = Hausa.
Ofe nsala na nri JI = Igbo
U dey mind her? Even Akara, Akamu, Ogbonno all na yoruba for her.
NYSCRe: A thread for corpers posted to Jigawa by Funkymallam(m): 5:06pm On Jun 30, 2012
sweetrie: pls can u give me directions to adamawa camp from lagos?
Get to Oyinbo and ask for GUO Yola bus, if u cant get that take Gombe bus. When u get to Gombe GUO pack u can get a bus to Adamawa.

A advice u make enquries early enuf cus they tend to leave earleir once camp opens cus of more passengers and u might end up paying more.


Cheers.
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 3:13pm On Jun 30, 2012
freecocoa: You no see the bald pear shaped head sef,how any thing intelligent go dey inside am?with him shirt and tie wey be like hand me down. No mind am jawe cheesy
Abeg oooo grin grin grin grin grin

No wonder he is this bitter.
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 2:59pm On Jun 30, 2012
freecocoa: This maasoap guy sha has serious issues.

Na by force to like Buhari?haba
My sister Imagine o. Weda na soap full im head sef i no knw, just bitching everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 2:47pm On Jun 30, 2012
maasoap: Half Past Dead, Alcatraz, Shasha, Lester, Justice June, El-Fuego. Ring a bell in your ear? I said it, you have a lazy brain. No creativity at all. You even suck at duplicating. I found you out.
I swear u need help and fast too. grin grin grin

Quit stalking dude cheesy
This will be my last reply to u on this issue.
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 2:27pm On Jun 30, 2012
donlet: Fashola and Mark but i doubt if that old man will want to be a VP
U are right, just that Fash is a more marketable candidate.
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 1:45pm On Jun 30, 2012
jmaine: The first option was too tempting to ignore . .but i feel that Fashola/david mark combo seem so far off . . .
I undstand d Fash/Mark combo but i had to pair them bearing in mind d sharp ethnic n religious divide in the country.
Fash(Muslim n South) while Mark(Christian n North). Same with other combo, we cant run away from these realities.
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 1:35pm On Jun 30, 2012
maasoap: Well, El-Rufai has never contested for the position and has not declared interest, so far. ACN, CPC alliance talk is still on-going with a half chance of succeeding and other one, of failing. So, it can't come into our equation for now. Buhari has not retracted his statement about 2015, and Tinubu has not declared any intention. Let's debate on what it is on ground here. You're a fan of Diezani and, following the most sycophant of nairaland. It says a lot.
U started this post as a matures guy but derailed along the line just to call names.
I dnt do names calling cus i wasnt brought up that way neither are ppl around me. U come across as one bitter soul, but an advice, just saw ur pix and posts and shake my head as to the level of bitterness in u. Were u bullied as a child? Stop taking out ur anger on ppl.

I voted GEJ d way ur voted Buhari, is that a crime? Even this pool, i did not vote GEJ but my own choice, wats difficult to undstnd there?

U call me a supporter of DAM, nxt is to label me Abati brother. Grow up dude.
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 1:02pm On Jun 30, 2012
maasoap: Yeah! I should take it from you not from Buhari. You're his PA, his secretary, his neighbour or party chairman? May be the news you're reading is different from what other Nigerians read. There was even a thread here on nairaland about him talking to people about coming out to contest 2015 election. May be if I check your previous posts on nairaland politics, I will understand why you didn't include him. You're pro-Jonathan, right? I'm not bitter about it, I'm just telling you that in an attempt to create a better poll, you ended up creating dumber one.
Suite urself man. Being a pro-Jonathan is not an issue, unless u have a problem with that.

I sure knw u dnt knw of the mutual agreement btw ACN and CPC that Buhari and Tinubu should suspend their ambitions. U are also too smart to notice why El-Rufai is there.

Enjoy
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 12:44pm On Jun 30, 2012
maasoap: @OP, you're even dumber than the other OP on the other thread. Buhari came second in last year presidential election and he has even declared his intention to contest again, then what was your reason for not including him in your poll? Do you hate him? Or you just arrived from outer space? This is clearly the reason why your post couldn't make it to the front page. You're pathetic just like your post. Rubbish.
Sowii if u are bitter about Buhari not being on my pool. Am being realistic and mind u this thread was created after i saw a wrong pool on the front page.

Buhari is not contesting bxt election, take it from me. I knw more things than u think.

Gudday
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 12:25pm On Jun 30, 2012
Lets comment too to lift the thread.
Thnx
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 11:49am On Jun 30, 2012
Beta
SportsRe: Yohan Blake Beats Usain Bolt In Jamaican 100M Olympic Trials by Funkymallam(m): 11:37am On Jun 30, 2012
Bolt is still the man to beat.
PoliticsRe: Who Would You Prefer For Nigeria's Next President by Funkymallam(m):
I think we have a better pool here:

https://www.nairaland.com/978397/u-vote-presidency
PoliticsRe: Who Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 11:13am On Jun 30, 2012
My broda, was just wondering how such rag tag pool found it way to d home page.
PoliticsWho Will U Vote For Presidency? by Funkymallam(op): 11:06am On Jun 30, 2012
Trying to create a better pool to the created by gistcrunch.

Lets see how Nigerians will vote.
NYSCRe: Posted To NORTH, Cry Out Here by Funkymallam(m): 10:46am On Jun 30, 2012
Ezemarcel: from jos airport how long is bauchi...please i need help
Shouldnt b ova an hr.
NYSCRe: Posted To NORTH, Cry Out Here by Funkymallam(m): 10:35am On Jun 30, 2012
megaplaza: what do you guys think of Jigawa state, thats wia i was posted. Wats the shortest route from onitsha to Jigawa
Take a bus to kano first (about 12hrs). Then kano to jigawa (less than 2hrs)
FoodRe: Why Do People Love Roasted Corn? by Funkymallam(m): 8:57pm On Jun 29, 2012
fredoooooo: strong roasted corn is use to train the jaw by boxers grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin

I luv dat tin o, my frnds call it my food. cheesy
RomanceRe: Most Beautiful Girl on Nairaland June 2012**GRAND FINALE** by Funkymallam(m): 6:33pm On Jun 29, 2012
Ramcie: lmao. U no serious wallahi
Kai! Ina so nki.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Italy (1 - 2) On 28th June 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:36pm On Jun 28, 2012
Penarriiiityyyy

Ozil....goalll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Italy (1 - 2) On 28th June 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:36pm On Jun 28, 2012
Penarriiiityyyy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Italy (1 - 2) On 28th June 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:35pm On Jun 28, 2012
See mukuna German uncle grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Italy (1 - 2) On 28th June 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:27pm On Jun 28, 2012
What was that Di Natale?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Italy (1 - 2) On 28th June 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 9:18pm On Jun 28, 2012
dayokanu: This was why I wanted England to beat Italy cos They would be easier to beat for Germany
Speaking the truth for d first time grin

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