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PoliticsRe: El-rufai Replies Doyin Okupe by Funkymallam(m): 11:48pm On Aug 10, 2012
Beaf: When people read this sort of drivel and rightly call you stup!d, you will begin to take offense like a dispossesed nanny goat.
Don't post when you have nothing to say, it only reveals emptiness.
Beaf, u need to read that post again, that guy wasnt insulting you.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye And Girlfriend, Lola Omotayo Expecting Second Child by Funkymallam(m): 11:20pm On Aug 10, 2012
honeypie311: Peter unto which level you dey na? Marry her make d whole world know rather than keepin her as babies bearing machine
His role model is 2face. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
SportsRe: I Will Compete In The Next Olympics by Funkymallam(m): 10:39pm On Aug 10, 2012
ogugua88: Me too, but under beach volleyball.
are u good at it?
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Replies Doyin Okupe by Funkymallam(m): 10:21pm On Aug 10, 2012
El-Rufai, a patriot? lipsrsealed

” The statement added: “If the Jonathan administration wants El-Rufai to provide them a manual on governing Nigeria, they should do so nicely without violating his civil rights, harassing him incessantly or suggesting that the man wants to run for an office now being desecrated by an occupant who blames everyone but himself for his zero performance.”
The type of manual he gave to his ex-boss Obj abi? embarassed embarassed
EducationRe: Alegongo Secondary School. Akobo, Ibadan Oyo State. (Pics) by Funkymallam(m): 10:10pm On Aug 10, 2012
Kobojunkie: What would it cost Nigerians, those of you in the diaspora included, to help rebuild these schools, and maybe charge your governor's at the end of the data for refund and interest.

It is clear many of these governors are not serious but there are human beings , children for that matter suffering as a result. grin Just something to think about.
Care interpreting the bolded? embarassed embarassed embarassed
SportsRe: Arsenal Players In Malta Guinness Workout Video by Funkymallam(m): 7:41pm On Aug 10, 2012
Seun: @Funkymallam: Mukina2 is an Arsenal fan, but I'm not really a football fan. I'm partial to entertaining teams like Real Madrid, though.
Kai! U re missing big time
SportsRe: Arsenal Players In Malta Guinness Workout Video by Funkymallam(m): 7:12pm On Aug 10, 2012
Oge Seun, you and mukina2 na Arsenal fans ni?
Science/TechnologyRe: Picture Of Africa From Space: By ESA Satellite by Funkymallam(m): 4:05pm On Aug 10, 2012
miteolu: NO, 1/3 is water
1/3 of Africa is water? huh huh
U need a geography class smiley
PhonesRe: MTN Reviews Data Plan Packages by Funkymallam(m): 9:44am On Aug 09, 2012
legalwealth: No need to complain as you can use your BIS blackberry N1,500 monthly subscription to browse on your laptop or desktop computer 24/7 with unlimited downloads and uploads with blazing fast spedd either using
blackerry phone as MODEM or using your normal USB Modem but you need STEP by STEP guide on how to do this which you can get from me with N1,000 but just for the 1st 20 people because I do not want this to be popular like that.

Note that it is not with ultrasurf,freegate or freedom as they are no longer working again as I once posted it at www.2go.wall.fm/forum/topic/20 all for free
then when it was still working
but it has been updated.

Grab a copy of this STEP by STEP guide now by reaching me via 0 8 0 9 1 8 3 3 8 6 6

Goodluck...
Bros, is it not with pd proxy? 100mb daily, unless u get a premium account for thw unlimited plan.
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hit 4237MW On August 6th: Jonathan Transformation? by Funkymallam(m): 12:11am On Aug 09, 2012
kingoflag: Do not be deceived. loool Nigerians are hilarious. You will get your Electricity, but your joy will be short-lived. They know majority of you are forgetful and that if you get a drop of water every 20 years you'll forget that you're in hell and only look forward to the next drop of water. If you think GEJ has abandoned his plans to rule you forever, think again. You guys are in trouble and until you chase this corrupt government out of power it will be 1 step forward, 1000 steps backwards. They play you guys like yo-yos and, I won't lie, its kinda hilarious to see you guys falling for their tricks all the time.

3 weeks after becoming President he decides to rule you all forever after visiting two of the world's worst dictators and you fo*ols are on here jumping for joy for having 18hrs electricity ?!

God, you guys are so shortsighted its unbelievable.
Bros, what is it with all these ur spams? GEJ must be giving u a serious rock rigid hard on.

Oh! U v got no more thing to argue about the power situation and u brain came crashing? Pls, do take it easy with ur laptop cus things like hate aint natural.
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hit 4237MW On August 6th: Jonathan Transformation? by Funkymallam(m): 11:59pm On Aug 08, 2012
Kobojunkie: Technically, Obasanjo is to praise for at least investing in building of power plants which we are now enjoying.
Will you stop being daft ans calling Obj that looted $billions in the name of power plant?

Dnt let me start with you this nyt, can you pls tell one power plant Obj started b4 leaving? Is it Alaoji? huh


Ur daftness is phenomenal and graduates to higher level each persing second.

1. There is no power improvement anywhere in Nigeria.
2. You started manufacturing phony data.
3. Generation is not equal to transmission.
4. Ikorodu is not experiencing power rise, all the way from ur coven in Haiti.
5. Ehen, it is Obj that should be praised for the power rise.


This must be from the village o, they are realy following u o.

No wonder u do all ur projects with WIKIPEDIA!!!
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hit 4237MW On August 6th: Jonathan Transformation? by Funkymallam(m): 5:13pm On Aug 08, 2012
Kobojunkie: um . . . The article only says 4237MW was generated. Not that that 4237MW was transmitted ooooo . . . .

https://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/yayayoy/yayayoy1102/yayayoy110200035/8894920-panic-emoticon.jpg
Do you like sounding daft or u were born daft?

The other day u were all over the thread argueing with Nigerians on ground about the improvement in power, eventhought u were holed up in one desert with no papers to trace ur way back.

Now, ur problem is generated n transmitted, even when the masses are enjoying an improved power situation.

Get a life!
PoliticsRe: Gov Wada Wears Bullet-Proof Jacket To Visit Bomb Blast Victims by Funkymallam(m): 3:35pm On Aug 08, 2012
Obascoetubi: Gov. Idris wada is a fake gov. Its was ACN won the election in kogi, b/4 they sworn him as kogi gov, till today, we don't seen any good thing, he done in koi state, now about the bullet proof jacket is that, i think he had juju bullet proof, in is boday, pretended that, he don't involve in juju thing, did u know that, he used many human flesh as rituals, during election campaignhuh?
Pls, can u interprete that in English?
Thnk u.
Technology MarketRe: JERRICHO D Latest 419 On Nairaland(guys PLS BEWARE) by Funkymallam(m): 1:51pm On Aug 08, 2012
dicksonadams: Rachel Wang
What has she got to do with Jericho? Smh
She must have dealt ur biz a big blow. Do u remember this thread?

https://www.nairaland.com/1003231/expecting-acer-laptop-rachel-wang
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola Announces 'O’Elders' N10,000 Monthly Allowance by Funkymallam(m): 6:05pm On Aug 06, 2012
I get kwesions o, uncle Aregbe.
1. What qualifies one as an O'Elder?
2. Was this benefit budgeted for?
3. Which ministry handles the payment of this bonus?
4. When was the last time the retires in 'State of Osun' got their pensions?
5. This O'Elders dash and Pension, which is more lawful ans sustainable?
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola Announces 'O’Elders' N10,000 Monthly Allowance by Funkymallam(m): 5:08pm On Aug 06, 2012
jmaine: grin
grin angry grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Pre-Season: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 0 ) On 27th July 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 1:19pm On Jul 27, 2012
fredoooooo: nasri no dey play no worry , he will play and score in the championship grin grin grin
Abeg are those two new mercenaries playing for Arsnal? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Pre-Season: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 0 ) On 27th July 2012 by Funkymallam(m): 1:16pm On Jul 27, 2012
mukina2: is nasiru playing?

make persin break hin leg angry
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Reps Have A Genuine Case To Impeach GEJ - PDP by Funkymallam(m): 11:10am On Jul 27, 2012
undecided undecided undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Funkymallam(m): 7:42pm On Jul 26, 2012
CHESSBOARD: Mention those Nairalander you dont know in real life and Guess, based on NL conversation what you think they do in real life, for me this is what I think these people do for real, If you moniker is mentioned, you can proved us wrong by mentioning your real profession


Politicians: Beaf, Gbawe, Genbuhari, Dede, Billyonaire, ( mind u some may be just politicians crusaders grin )

Bankers: Afam4eva egift, lagcity, bayoooo,

Journalist: Rossike

Geography Teacher: Musiwa

Information system: dayokanu, bittyend, alh Haram, jason123

Car Merchant: inspired_m

Nanny: Mrs Chima lipsrsealed

Beauticians: Ileke-Idi ( another Patricia Eteh grin)

Models: msdarkskin , freecocoa ( esp 4 black soap )

Herdsmen: lacasa, funkymallam, nagoma

Students: Ogugua88, yieldf, tpia

Work in the TUBE: Shymmex, desola, Rhino.5dm,

Street Hustlers: Kobojunkie, ifihearam, demdem

gigolos: 190, Mr cork, fstranger

Web Gurus: Seun, Mukina, sexkill, OAM4J ( not Hackers) smiley

Herbalist: Okija_juju

Telecom Engineer: CHESSBOARD cool

Now add yours , who is who for real in NL.
undecided undecided undecided Kai! I no welll @ all grin grin angry angry
Technology MarketRe: The New Technology Market : Let's Have Your Complaints & Suggestions Here by Funkymallam(m): 3:37pm On Jul 26, 2012
Good to see Inspired here too.
PhonesRe: "Surprise From MTN To ME" by Funkymallam(m): 3:25pm On Jul 26, 2012
When was the last time you recharged? cus the promo has been on since last wk.
PhonesRe: I Need 2 Buy Any Symbia Nokia Phone Dat Can Chat On Yahoo Messenger ,advice Plz by Funkymallam(m): 3:10pm On Jul 26, 2012
sonyjacobs: Go for nokia asha 303
Asha is not symbian.

@Op. I think all new symbian phons can do that, depends on your budget.
PoliticsRe: List Of Pro-GEJ Paid Laptop Guys On Nairaland by Funkymallam(m): 6:56pm On Jul 25, 2012
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]This is the height of bullying and I can't believe TPTB are condoning it.

Everyone is allowed their opinion aren't they? So why create an atmosphere for vilification just because theirs is not the popular opinion? undecided[/quote]Beats me
PoliticsRe: List Of Pro-GEJ Paid Laptop Guys On Nairaland by Funkymallam(m): 6:26pm On Jul 25, 2012
Gbawe: @OP

Check out the thread below to see the potency and 'doggedness' of the 40 laptop crew. You will also get at least 6-7 names to add to your list above. Just scan user profile to note those who joined in June/July 2012 . A cursory inspection of the previous post of many of them shows an automaton readiness to swallow GEJ's poo, at any opportunity, and attack his perceived opponents with automatic alacrity.

https://www.nairaland.com/999970/gbajagate-gbajabiamila-finally-owns-up#11562857
Care checking out the OP too? When he registered and the only thread he created? Guess He/She is one of ur Kenyan Used BB recruits too?

https://www.nairaland.com/jambsupport

I knw u can do better
PoliticsRe: N13.4B Fuel Subsidy Fraud: 1st 20 Suspects Named by Funkymallam(m): 9:41am On Jul 25, 2012
deandavid: where ote$ name? He is supose to be number one on that list, his own is so obvious, easy to judge, he was already giving bribe to be remove, efcc shouldn't have stress prosecuting the guy. Well we are watching. If not for people like pastor Bakare and other nigerians pushing these elites, this thing wouldn't have got to this level. Lets continue to push for this thieves so that they do the right thing.
Why must Otedolla's name be first on the list? U indicted him abi? Kai! NL have been taken over by kids
PoliticsRe: N13.4B Fuel Subsidy Fraud: 1st 20 Suspects Named by Funkymallam(m): 9:35am On Jul 25, 2012
Bash Me: Otedola is not there, neither Farooku too. These two were supposed to be starters on the list. Am ashamed. angry
U should be ashamed of urself for sure, cus in ur silly mind Farouk is an oil marketer.
PhonesRe: Free Blackberry Unlocking Codes (NOT BLACKBERRY 10 DEVICES) by Funkymallam(m): 12:11am On Jul 20, 2012
inze: Blackberry 9800
Locked to at&t
IMEI: 353491040366399
MEP-04598-005

Thanks in advance,
6660906463847645
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Wives Of Oyo Legislators Trip To London by Funkymallam(m): 10:40am On Jul 19, 2012
jmaine: lol . . .We call it capacity Building and man power training grin
grin grin
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Wives Of Oyo Legislators Trip To London by Funkymallam(m): 9:42am On Jul 19, 2012
jmaine: https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_jayzdecoded.png . . . . . Abeg, make una free our wife's abeg . . . .Just a lil Owambe for thy husband's sake is not too much to ask cheesy . . .

Soon we shall be expecting the Legislathieves kids to go on a study trip as well, afterall daddies went and came back safely, while it's now the turn of the mummies . . .

Sure, then the house maids and drivers will go ob cooking and driving training.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Wives Of Oyo Legislators Trip To London by Funkymallam(m): 9:40am On Jul 19, 2012
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**Wives of Oyo House of Assembly Members on a UK Trip.

Gov. Ajumobi of Oyo state please explain to Nigerians what the wives of the members of your house of assembly are doing in the UK.

Confirmed information has said that the wives of oyo state house of assembly members are in UK in a jamboree they tagged "WOMEN OF TIMBRE AND CALIBER" They are lodged in the Custom House Hotel, Dockland London. Telephone: 02074740011. please I implore all Nigerians to call these numbers and ask to be put across to all the rooms except 118.

Quote any room number and disturb these women till they come back and stop wasting the resources of the people of Oyo state.

We shall make effort to bring their exact room numbers and display. The Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) should take note and call their lawmakers to order. Our brothers and sisters in the UK will be occupying their hotel today. Nigerians, let us rise up and defend democracy and kick these criminals out.
- Harry Slim Omoakhia, Benin City.
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