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Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders With Similar Personality by Funkymallam(m): 7:59pm On Jul 18, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]^ LOL. Did those last words just rhyme or what? grin[/quote]wasnt me. grin cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders With Similar Personality by Funkymallam(m): 7:43pm On Jul 18, 2012
mkmyers45: You don buy new mortar?
Yes o, fresh one from Ekiti. grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders With Similar Personality by Funkymallam(m): 7:37pm On Jul 18, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]Funkymallam = Fredooooo (don't know if the o's are right)

Guys, can't wait to have u on new EPL season always fun plus Mukinavic in there.[/quote]cheesy grin grin

Cant wait too.
ComputersRe: Is It My Laptop, 3g Modem Or Our Network Providers (glo, Etisalat And Mtx) by Funkymallam(m): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2012
Likely from your modem since you said your andriod is fast.
EducationRe: UNIZIK Seeks Nuc’s Approval To Admit More Students by Funkymallam(m): 5:05pm On Jul 18, 2012
Na wa o
Technology MarketRe: Has Anyone Bought Goods From 'RACHEL WANG' ? by Funkymallam(m): 2:01pm On Jul 18, 2012
venorite: I took the picture of my onda tablet screen with my blackberry and its 1.5mb.naiiraland limit is 200kb.it won't upload
How much did you pay for this Onda tablet both shipping? Is it the 16G or 32G spec?
PhonesRe: Nokia Warns Against Buying 'Chinko' Phones by Funkymallam(m): 1:10pm On Jul 18, 2012
emmalezy: hmmm... My chinko phone with tv... Dey stream stations oooo
Stream ke? Which one be that?
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Gives GEJ Credit For Edo's Free & Fair Election! by Funkymallam(m): 6:31pm On Jul 17, 2012
jmaine: Oga Mi . . . .You no wan come collect ya lappy tag . we don order for microsoft surface Tab grin . . . chasis things na him we dey so . . . .we don't deal on second handed archaic devices cheesy cool
Make una reserve my own o, i can imagine that surface Tab. Beta life! grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: BREAKING NEWS GHANA: Airplane Fuel Tank Drops From The Sky In Adenta Ghana... by Funkymallam(m): 6:10pm On Jul 17, 2012
hmmmm
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Gives GEJ Credit For Edo's Free & Fair Election! by Funkymallam(m): 5:55pm On Jul 17, 2012
See how here is dried like sahara desert. Oh! I forgot, it is not a GEJ bashing thread.
After all bashing GEJ is the best selling biz now online ably led by the South African Used BB Curve2 Squad.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Gives GEJ Credit For Edo's Free & Fair Election! by Funkymallam(m): 5:52pm On Jul 17, 2012
jmaine: https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_jayzdecoded.pngChasis & Tear carton Windows "8" fortified laptop Number 000 cool. . .

Wetin be your fairly used BB curve 2 serial number and BB pin Where Elrufai sort una ? huh . .Vacancy still dey ?undecided

Abeg answer ASAP, cos i wan join una group so that i fit earn double salary. . . . . . I sabi multitask wella grin
My main man cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Gives GEJ Credit For Edo's Free & Fair Election! by Funkymallam(m): 5:49pm On Jul 17, 2012
Funkymallam: grin grin grin

I wonder wha2 the ACN internet warriors will say now. cheesy


Let me take cover first b4 the start their usual 40 man laptop squad blabble. Hahahaha

I think Osho got his lappy too angry
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Gives GEJ Credit For Edo's Free & Fair Election! by Funkymallam(m): 5:47pm On Jul 17, 2012
jmaine: Can we please invite the perpetual nay sayers and the [b]Elrufai fairly used BB curve 2 crew [/b]to insult and lash out verbally at Osho baba for admitting the stark truth

GEJ carry go . . . .Oshiomole has payed due homage to your sincerity in ensuring and enshrining free and fair election at all times . . . .
South African Used BB Curve2 u mean? grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: I Would Have Won With A Wider Margin – Oshiomhole by Funkymallam(m): 10:00am On Jul 17, 2012
Billyonaire: Politicians are hypocrites. Oshiomole, went indoor and thanked GEJ profusely, and came out again to boast.
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: I Would Have Won With A Wider Margin – Oshiomhole by Funkymallam(m): 9:49am On Jul 17, 2012
Sijo01: Seriously, this is one thing I dont like about him.....he talks too much angry
Relax na im nature cheesy
PoliticsRe: I Would Have Won With A Wider Margin – Oshiomhole by Funkymallam(m): 9:45am On Jul 17, 2012
supereagle: Dignitaries, including minister and chieftains of the Peoples Democratic Party whose candidate was defeated in the election, took turns to shake hands with Oshiomhole.

The Edo governor followed then President Goodluck Jonathan back to his office. He entered the President’s office at 11.30 am and came out 30 minutes after.

The details of the governor’s meeting with the President were not made known to journalists.

While briefing journalists after his closed door session with the President on Monday, Oshiomhole boasted that but for the initial hiccups recorded in the early stage of the Saturday election, he would have won with a wider margin.


The former labour leader commended President Jonathan on his stance on free and fair elections.

He said the Edo case was a proof that the nation was capable of organising credible elections.

He said, “For me, what the Edo election has confirmed is that when the President and Commander-in-Chief puts the country first and foremost conducts himself as a statesman and not just a party leader, credible elections are possible.

“People were apprehensive that the Nigerian Army could be misused. But of course I told them I didn’t think they were right because the President gave a clear directive that the votes must count. He warned that there would be no rigging, no manipulation, no ballot snatching and orders were given to the army to ensure none of those things happened and the Army carried out the order.”


The governor faulted the arguments by some people that he was hasty in criticising the conduct of the election before he was later declared winner, saying, “the fact that you got home safely does not mean you should not investigate an accident scene.”

He said he had to cry out on time because he heard before the election that some leaders of an unnamed opposition party agreed that they would work on some officials of the Independent National Electoral Commission to delay the supply of electoral materials to areas known as his stronghold.

The plan, according to him, was to frustrate those who might want to vote for him and force them to return home after waiting in the queue for hours.

He said, “When you see things like this happening, one should not keep quiet until after one’s death; then a professor of anatomy will go and establish the possible causes of death?

“If you have been a victim of election rigging, you will know that it doesn’t make sense to see people rigging you out and you keep quiet because you do not want to raise the alarm.

“In every battle, you take pre-emptive steps because it can make all the difference. Medicine after death doesn’t make sense except to foolish people and I am not a foolish man.”

Oshiomhole had on Sunday, moments after he was declared winner by the Independent National Electoral Commission, heaped praises on Jonathan whom he described as a “statesman and man of honour” for keeping to his words to allow peaceful election in Edo.

He polled a total of 477,478 votes as against the PDP’s Maj.-Gen.Charles Airhiavbere’s 144, 325 votes.
grin grin grin

I wonder wha2 the ACN internet warriors will say now. cheesy


Let me take cover first b4 the start their usual 40 man laptop squad blabble. Hahahaha

I think Osho got his lappy too angry
PoliticsRe: Why I Won't Congratulate Oshiomhole - Airhivbere by Funkymallam(m): 11:34am On Jul 16, 2012
Beaf: ^
Crap, and you know it.



Funkymallam, long time! How ya side? How Kano?
Am good man, kano is calm and peaceful.

Hope you are good too?
PoliticsRe: Why I Won't Congratulate Oshiomhole - Airhivbere by Funkymallam(m): 10:27am On Jul 16, 2012
[quote author=treasure_mi]who needs his congratulations?
But na wa 4 dis beaf: of a guy ooo.u proved to be uncivilized in ur comments.[/quote]I beg to disagree with u on this bro.

Yes, nobody needs his congratulatory message but then it is his right to issue that or not. Moreover, which ACN candidate that have lost an election before and offer the winner a congratulatory message? Does that make them bad? Its a personal thing, in as much as i dnt like the digraced Gen. Pdp shor theirselves on the foot by presenting him, even with his funny records.

As for beaf comments here, pls can you point the uncivilized comment he made? He was only saying the obvious, the president was among the first to send his message but when hace ACN ever done such?
PoliticsRe: After Controversies: Why Oshiomole Won by Funkymallam(m): 12:00pm On Jul 15, 2012
Gbawe: My guy, how far? I dey kampe .
Am gud bro, gud to see u again.
PoliticsRe: After Controversies: Why Oshiomole Won by Funkymallam(m): 11:58am On Jul 15, 2012
Frankie9ice: A President who wud not declare his assets publicly (so dt he can be held accountable wen he leaves office) after more dan 24months as president CANNOT superintend/conduct free & fair electins! A President under whose very nose mind-boggling corrupt enrichment of a few (...cabalocracy?) takes place daily CANNOT but be innately corrrupt himself. For those of us on Nairaland (Mandelaguy,Beaf etc) who erroneously believe GEJ mobilised troop in Edo's election to create a level playing field for all parties,...I av a question 4 u; do u truly believe dt in a free & fair election (April 2011) PDP cud av won Katsina,Kano,Kebbi,Kwara,Bauchi,Delta,Kaduna states? Or r we saying elections must be conducted in Nigeria one state at a tym for our elections to be crediblehuh
Woudnt knw about other states but in kano state here, PDP won squarely, it was a battle btw Engr. Musa Rabiu Kwankwaso of the PDP and Takai of ANPP.

Kwankwaso was a former gov b4 Mallam Shekarau, who rode to govt house on the back of extreme sentiments but disappointed the ppl, expcially in his second term. The people of Kano decided to bring back Kwankwaso to finish the good work he started.


Its obvious u are ignorant of the ppl the contested the election in the states u mentioned, u were just being sentimental and sensational.
Can u pls tell us who u bliv should have won the elections in those states u mentioned, their names and not the parties.

Note: Nigerians are nolonger voting political parties but personalities!
PoliticsRe: After Controversies: Why Oshiomole Won by Funkymallam(m): 11:39am On Jul 15, 2012
jmaine: Correct yarns bro wink . . .

@Thread . . . .The same folks here will be on other threads praising their best Governor for doing what they term as basic rights of the citizens

As usual, Jmaine will wait for those folks on such threads to expose their hypocrisy . . .

meanwhile bros Funkybaba , longest time grin
Bros, i dey o. Have been kinda busy for sometime now.
Hope u are kicking fyn?

Dnt mind ppl with their hypocricy. After all criticizing GEJ is the best selling biz in town. cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: After Controversies: Why Oshiomole Won by Funkymallam(m): 11:35am On Jul 15, 2012
Gbawe: How do you want them to justify their efforts to their paymasters if they can't be seen trying to link everything positive and good with GEJ? Whether folks want to admit it or not, Nigeria is changing. Evolution at work. Facebook, twitter, messenger et al now ensure young Nigerians can see what others , even our direct west African neighbours, are now taking for granted as "basics".

I think we are moving beyond the days when a hugely popular choice of the people can be rigged out shamelessly and with impunity as we saw during the Ekiti farce GEJ, coincidentally, supervised. GEJ knows this and that is what he bowed to. Let no one fool themselves about "democratic President". This is more about an embattled Presidency and a scandal-ridden government recognising the anger and frustration of Nigerians that is seeking an outlet GEJ would be suicidal enough to provide with a crazy act of rigging.
Bro, nice to see u again, u have been missing for sometime.
Hope all is well?
Have a nice day.
PoliticsRe: After Controversies: Why Oshiomole Won by Funkymallam(m): 11:25am On Jul 15, 2012
Congratulations to the ppl of Edo state, its a victory for the ppl.

Kudos to INEC and GEJ for keeping to the promise of free and fair elections.
PoliticsRe: Edo Gubernatorial Election - Live Updates by Funkymallam(m): 5:01pm On Jul 14, 2012
donchucky21: This is ridiculous the police left some of the boiz and the ballot papers... Whats goin on here?
pls take a pix.
PoliticsRe: Edo Gubernatorial Election - Live Updates by Funkymallam(m): 4:46pm On Jul 14, 2012
atise: i voted in irrua, esan central LGA. peaceful process of accredidation, no thuggery. But blatant, open, buying of peoples votes by both parties, but here mainly by PDP. Culprits are mainly youths and some women. some with children on their backs!
No open distribution of cash though, they vote, raise the ballot paper up to show d PDP oga, then after voting they go to where d guy is sitting and write their names down!!!
Some of these youths and women even give their cards to d party goon!
SHAME! SMH
PoliticsRe: Edo Gubernatorial Election - Live Updates by Funkymallam(m): 4:44pm On Jul 14, 2012
ayox2003: Breaking News: Boat Capsized while trying to convey election materials to a remote location......Still trying to confirm if there was any casualty.


Frawzey
An Inec official and a police man were reported dead.
PoliticsRe: Edo Gubernatorial Election - Live Updates by Funkymallam(m): 12:57pm On Jul 14, 2012
berem: My friend broke up with her lover cos he said he was gonna vote for pdp! Its oshiomole all the way!!
Smh
PoliticsRe: Aig-imoukhuede C’ttee Submits Interim Report, Indicts Marketers by Funkymallam(m): 11:46am On Jul 14, 2012
jmaine: learn to adapt to Wesley80 penchant for sarcasm grin . . . . . .
He will learn soon, i think the chap is new aroud here. cheesy cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Edo Decides :What's Happening In Your Area by Funkymallam(m): 11:00am On Jul 14, 2012
Jenams: Pls HªvΣ Ūя̅ camera fones handy, & make sure there Is enuf free space I̶̲̥̅̊n Ūя̅ memory card, get ready for cut & action like I̶̲̥̅̊n †ЂΞ movies today. Lets do it Otedola style. Credible evidence can make a difference.
Yea, guys pit ur fons to work today, lets get clips and pictures.
PoliticsRe: Edo Decides :What's Happening In Your Area by Funkymallam(m): 10:57am On Jul 14, 2012
Keep them coming...
Let the people's choice prevail.
CelebritiesRe: P-Square's Mother - Josephine Okoye - Is Dead by Funkymallam(m): 2:55pm On Jul 12, 2012
Can you ppol stop this illuminati stories already!
Someone just lost a mother.

RIP ma

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