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Family › Re: Is Indecent Dressing D Cause Of Rape by funlord(m): 1:44pm On Oct 12, 2015
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Why are most of the whores I see hanging on streets and dark corners all over abuja at night not raped then? After all some of dem wear next to nothing while doing their jobs while also working in close proximity to area boys, drug dealers and all sorts of male scamps!

How a woman dresses is simply NOT a factor!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 1:24pm On Oct 12, 2015
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coogar:
of course, you won!
didn't all the voters give you the W? grin cheesy grin. you suarez'd your way into your lines and still lost woefully. heywhizzy called you a thief politely. rebel undressed you in public with the house-warming bar. biko, stealing musta been encoded in your DNA.

ole---barawo! cheesy




nah - i ain't taking it easy with the loser. na airmark i blame. when i wanted the tool to create a thread and pledge that he would deactivate if he loses, it's because of a day like this. airmark cajoled me into taking the battle cos elyfart said he's the man of his words. he lost and he's still posting with his idiötic moniker.

what sort of man reneges on his words? a cripple - with no spinal cord!
Shey I brought out my red button of deactivation that day and you all refused 2 comply? Na only that "cocklicker" guy wey man up use am! Much props 2 him 4 dat!
Politics › Re: From UK Prison, Ibori Writes Touching Tribute To Alamieyeseigha by funlord(m): 12:41pm On Oct 12, 2015
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TRASH! Anyway the friend of a thief is also a thief so let him weep for a fallen member of their "nigerian looter vandros association"!
Politics › Re: PDP Discovered NNPC GMD, Kachikwu - Olisa Metuh by funlord(m): 12:36pm On Oct 12, 2015
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Metuh should shut his garrulous mouth the _fuck up abeg! Why dem no use am then? Nonsense!!!
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Lawmaker’s Daughter Jessica Edionwele Found With Lover - ThisDay by funlord(m): 12:30pm On Oct 12, 2015
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lalasticlala:
hahahaha!!!! grin grin grin

Choi!!!
Bros! Instead of laughing over nothing here, why don't you and your fellow mods do something about the "unmitigated bias, favouritism and incitement charges about a certain moniker" that I have brought to your attention with countless mentions and mails within the last hour? Or cliques don dey NL?
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Lawmaker’s Daughter Jessica Edionwele Found With Lover - ThisDay by funlord(m): 12:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
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Women and their power of OTU!!! Smh!
Politics › Re: Why Nigerian Men Are Scared Of Their Women In Politics – Onyeka Onwenu by funlord(m): 12:20pm On Oct 12, 2015
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Abeg madam go enter studio wax jam abeg! The small change wey "mama piss" help you wack reach you to hire don jazzy for some beats from the streets! No put mouth for politico matters! Park well!
Politics › Re: We Deceived Nigerians, There Was Nothing Like SURE-P Fund” – Gov. Aliyu by funlord(m): 12:10pm On Oct 12, 2015
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This op source be like "aba" made!
Health › Re: Accident At Onipan Area Many Feared Dead by funlord(m): 11:42am On Oct 12, 2015
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sweetorgasms:
oga obinoscopy d best mod ever, happy sunday, pls the antispam bot banned my FANTAZIA account 4 reasons unknown to me. "pls oga kindly unban me and GOD will multiply ur bank account dis week.
Cc: Seun! Farano, rocktation, obinoscopy, lalasticlala, dominique!

You can't keep banning others for using alternate monikers after a ban and then you have this "sweetorgasms" moniker openly canvassing for preferential treatment for his "fantazia" account while he is under a ban without taking any action!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:14am On Oct 12, 2015
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Laveda:
were you birthed with stupiidity? undecided
Thought I warned you never to mention my moniker ever again
Chaii! See warning? This FAGTAZIA is just an _idiot!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m):
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fantazia:
LOL but like seriously, why will I not go gay? chai im not a possessed and demonic guy like u dat don't have gay partners,(i have proof). "i fvck anus a lot, infact i will fvck one today. "real talk
Eya! So this FOOL finally got banned? Lmfao!!!
Romance › Re: Are There Ladies Here Who Regret Losing Their Virginity by funlord(m):
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LaraiBoluwaji:
Nope. I was just asking you and your pal Lavena to stop derailing. That is, until you "psychopathic" friend "funlord" jumped in.
This attention craving slut can't seem to keep from typing out my moniker even for the flimsiest of reasons! Kindly swerve into obscurity and do as the man traplord says and mind your damn business from now on! We are not the reason for your loneliness! Dummbkopf!


Cc: seun! Lalasticlala! Obinoscopy! Royalroy!

Can you please monitor the timeline of this monikers chats?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:16am On Oct 11, 2015
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Abeg the mod in charge of this section should ban this annoying child from here! ASAP!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:11am On Oct 11, 2015
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fantazia:
CC MUKINA2, SEUN, LALASTICLALA, ROCKTATION, OBINOSCOPY, DOMINIQUE, FARANO, ROYALROY, IJEBABE. I wonda if u guyz are seeing dis guy dat edited and photoshop my photoe and upload it online which is against all the rules, pls mods and SEUN do something abt him, he has two monikers, so if u guys should ban dis one, he will use his funlord moniker to start insulting people. "cc MUKINA2, SEUN, LALASTICLALA,
Hey little boy keep my name out of your nonsense! You came here to look for trouble and now that the other guy is handling you it is now time for you to start crying and making false accusations! Look these mods should also ban you because you have been insulting peoples parents and provoking people since!

Seun! Obinoscopy! Lalasticlala! Mukinaz! Dominique! Ijebabe! Rocktation! Farano!

Kindly get this troll off our thread! He is the same as "sweetorgasm, kingsamurai, angelmarve, softapples and now this!" Stop banning others and letting him go!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:31am On Oct 11, 2015
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fantazia:
c crap, mumu dis one dat up till now his mother is still a prostitute in the north, ur mother is being fvcked daily by local almajaris for 50naira and u d bastard son dat knows nt his bastard and useless dad is here carrying their animalistic legacy
Cc: lalasticlala! Rocktation! Obinoscopy! Royalroy! Farano! SEUN! Dominique!

We don't need to read kids rants here! Handle this
Politics › Re: Looted Billions: Buhari Tightens Noose On Jonathan’s Men - Vanguard by funlord(m): 9:28am On Oct 11, 2015
fantazia:
tonyebarcanista pls dnt bother reply me an acquatic bastard dat is a mistake to condom factory, I am one of the apc thug dat sensellessly campain 4 buhari in order to b paid monthly bt unfortunately i am still up till now with no monthly payment as promise by lie buhari.
Homeless homosexual bastard! You never begin read for jamb? Olodo rabata! Lol....
Politics › Re: Looted Billions: Buhari Tightens Noose On Jonathan’s Men - Vanguard by funlord(m): 8:47am On Oct 11, 2015
FLYFIRE:
ZOMBIE......
Is that your FATHERS NICKNAME? I did not know oh! No wonder he sired a Useless animal like you and called it a child!
Politics › Re: Looted Billions: Buhari Tightens Noose On Jonathan’s Men - Vanguard by funlord(m):
TonyeBarcanista:
Is it only me that observed that the government of Buhari will always manufacture story to distract the public whenever there are issues against it? This story was to divert the attention of the public from the morally bankrupt men that Buhari nominated as ministers AND to distract us from the spate of Boko Haram bombing. This distraction tactic of Buhari and his agents is Dead on Arrival.

On topic, Buhari SHOULD prosecute whoever is wanting and stop disturbing us with 'probe' noise.
Learn to shut the _fuck up when you have nothing meaningful to add to reports about this governments efforts! Or is it just in your nature to type trash and complain about all efforts at cleaning up the mess your hopeless party and its _stupid president created? Bloody failed blogger like you!
Politics › Re: Looted Billions: Buhari Tightens Noose On Jonathan’s Men - Vanguard by funlord(m): 8:37am On Oct 11, 2015
Hmmmm! This 1 is strong! But if they did the crime let them be ready to do the time!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:26am On Oct 11, 2015
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This mumundesliga pundit na wa oh? Anyway no wonder his moniker begins with RAM! He reasons like 1! Lmfao!!!
Politics › Re: Two Reasons I Do Not Believe Alamieyeseigha's Is Dead by funlord(m): 1:06am On Oct 11, 2015
Damn
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:39am On Oct 11, 2015
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E be like say na the ATHEISTS of this thread I dey see so? Carry on lads! This is good!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:46pm On Oct 10, 2015
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coogar:
the fact that gerrard didn't win the league is the reason he's no world class. do you know what it means for a player never to have won a domestic league?

maldini won his domestic league and he didn't even get up to 5 attempts to win the world cup. compare 5 attempts to 17 attempts. grin

baggio & van basten didn't win the world cup but they didn't get up to 17 attempts to win it.

xabi alonso has won la liga & bundesliga. the last time i checked, those qualify as domestic leagues. gerrard didn't win any - home or abroad. can you spot the difference?

zola won serie a in 89/90....serie a is a domestic league. gerrard has never won a domestic league whether in spain, germany, england or togo. how's he world class?

buffon, vieira, cannavaro never had the chance to have a go 17 times. it seems you aren't getting the picture here? how can you fail at winning the league a whooping 17 times? 17!!!!! angry angry angry
No one can win the league alone mate! If gerard had made that move to real madrid, or maybe even chelsea? Then I'm sure this your league title yab towards him would have been null and void! Gerard was a WORLD CLASS TALENT! That's what makes him WORLD CLASS! Its "his own fault and that of his agent" for getting himself stuck on merseyside surrounded by mostly dross for 17 years! He was a WORLD CLASS player stuck in numerous "local class" teams!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:12pm On Oct 10, 2015
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Look as 1 erudite scholarly FOOL is now comparing "pique and steven gerard"? Lord have mercy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:46pm On Oct 10, 2015
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Nihilist:
There's no need for all this. You would had the same effect by reminding him that his team were mere local champions for around 12 years prior to 2013. 12 years a local champion. Someone needs to do a film on that.

This is why I said your forum game needs a lot of work. You don't always need Aggresion. Subtlelty works very well as well.
Dudes like him who tend to be sick in the head sometimes need to be force fed their meds! Keep slapping him with the knowledge anyway! I'm done with the tool!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
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Aareonakakanfo:
https://i.memeful.com/media/post/Bdqby7w_700wa_0.gif
Arguing with that creature may be hazardous to your health! Beware!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
raumdeuter:
I know you wont be the brightest around here SO thats why you are desperately seeking attention

CHampions League is the only competition Chelsea would face champions from other leagues

Its called a Champions league because every top team face each other. Chelsea would continue to roll with fellow mediocre EPL sides all season if not for the CL

Thats why its the biggest club competition in the whole world

Take that education and go sleep on it
Sorry mate, I don't seek attention from scuzzy dullards like you! By the way what are you doing on a man united thread then? Seeking for the attention you cannot get on your sahara bayern thread I guess? Ruminate on that thought 1st DUMSCHLAU!( Its german! Read it up)

Now its clear you were losing your train of thought in your argument with nihilist which was why you made such a dumb comment! I'm not suprised, everyday I see people banter with you here you are constantly accused of shifting the posts in your logic, back tracking, or never making sense! Your lack of wits is enshrined in the constitution so I can't help you with that! For you to call the effort of winning league championships "LOCAL"! Well I guess you won't feel bad if I christened you EBELE from today henceforth!

Now kindly _fuck off and die! Your daftness tends to go viral, and I don't like germs!

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