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_Fuck omokore and deziani! This 1 na rich people problems! When they were balling last year I did not care so why now?

The poster above me is a well known _moron!

E be like say man u players dey fast?

Elampiro! Abeg come I've us 1st half analysis on rooneys solid display of "pace and power" today na?

I hate being right! But I'm 2 good 2 be wrong! Ashley RIP!

Uniteds 1st goal 2 be conceded from ashley youngs wing! Any takers?

NgeneUkwenu:
Why this victimization and selective implementation of an unknown nairaland rule? I made a comment on this thread here and it was deleted;

https://www.nairaland.com/2641173/goodluck-jonathan-shopping-spree-abroad...photo


meanwhile the person that quoted me and asked me to "kill myself" even before I made the said comment, yet his comment was not touched! If a sitting president- Mohammdu buhari could be called a terrorist, corrupt, dullard with so many "Likes" by some hate groups, what is my own offence to have warranted deleting my comments when I equipped that jonathan was "shopping like a thief"?

I don't want to suspect anything but this is the second time I am raising a serious concern on how issues are being handled here. The first one earned me a Ban without looking into my complaints. I wouldn't be surprised if this one tows the same line, but I must speak out.

Is it okay if I called you "caitlyn"? As per one has to be politically correct when dealing with trannies!

Op! Are you a foreigner? You should be used to things like this in naija of course!

Chaii! See source abeg?............

zenith4biz:
You can follow one of his handlers like bayo omoboriowo Femi Adeshina et al

Between I love your response it shows you matured, my intention was to provoke you

You are indeed a cool headed lady.

This your pattern be like ebele own! E no go work! Try CHANGE am to buhari kind swag!

Even me sef come dey pity "chelSHITE"! Presently the champions of donating 3 points in england! Tut tut!

christinie:
Oh you forgot to use your favourite word or did you step out from your brothel for a while? You know, the fact that you can't even differentiate between wrong and right makes your case very pathetic.
The only way I can help you here is to employ you to feed my birds but then you are not qualified: your hands are so filthy with dirt and immorality.
Low-down-dirty-shit.

_Bitch your more boring than your parents sad sex lives! Are you a lonley _whore? Do you need company? Or maybe if I put my _cock in your mouth maybe that would shut your gob up? Why don't you go and engage in your favourite pastime of sipping gallons of _sperm from scuzzy dudes! I know that hag you call "mommy" trained you well in the dark arts of prostitution! Go make some change with your lips will ya! Because your brain is faulty!

christinie:
Research has shown that kids are fond of repeating words very familiar in their environment. The fact that you grew up in a brothel shouldn't make you think that everyone is like those women around you.

You are a gutter thing and the only language you understand is the one representing the loose dogs who 'trained'/untrained you.
I would have offered to pay for your rehabilitation but what for? You still live in the brothel so you will never change.

Quit trying to sound smart! You possess the IQ of a newly born rat! You may want to have a word with the psychotic voices in your head, it seems they are taking over your already pathetic reasoning! Hopeless _moronic witch!!! Gtfoh!

190:
Listen here young man
I don't know u and u don't know me
If u don't know how to talk or respond to someone
Like an intellect please do not quote me ever again
Do u hear me

Shut the _fuck up before I textually beat your frustrated shekpe ass up worse than southampton did to your wack club earlier today! This is bantz kid!

190:
Please may no one remind me why we sold mata and kelvin for this jokes of Oscar and fabregas in as much as I know we are sinking fast as I had long predicted it from our preseason
Jose needs to go back to the drawing board
First this team lacks the mentality to win matches
Yes they are now back dedicated and fighting for the ball but each time they win this ball there is clearly lack of creativity on what exactly to do with the ball every time
They get the ball pass it around without doing anything useful with the ball I believe they are trying to play to Jose standards and keeping the shape of his plans but it's not Working, there are no tru balls. We arent using the wings nothing is working for us and we are getting bullied off the ball every damn time
It really hurts and it's been about an hour after this match and I'm still in shock on what could be the problem trying to analyze what's going wrong
Again mou can still win this league to be honest and he has to start from getting it right with his players.
If I were mou I would call each player individually to my office behind closed doors and have a direct man to man discussion with them, hear them out get their ideas and opinions on things and then state mine resolve whatever bad blood we have between us for every player in my team and then call everyone together and plead with them to save our season. These players are not bad it's just been 4 months we won the league, have fabregas and ivanovic understand that if they find themselves on the bench it's for the best of the team and lastly call back eva she may be just a doctor but it appears the players were not happy with her treatment finally sort everything out with matic, our players need a morale boost and they would be just fine to winning matches

Again we can still win this. The month of December is a deciding moment everything and if we get enough points and win easy in that month definitely the manchester teams would drop points that period and we would level up

Thank u

Come on Gerrarahia Meeeen! Shekpe logic at its worst!

Abeg see answer? Jose what went wrong today?..

“Look, I think you know me and I don’t run away
from my responsibilities! First, I want to say because we are in such a big moment you should not be afraid to be honest. The referees are afraid to give decisions for Chelsea. At 1-1, it is a huge penalty and once again we don’t get. If the FA wants to punish me they can. They don’t punish other managers. My players deserve it and the fans deserve it. Referees are afraid to give decisions for Chelsea, why because there is always a question mark and we are always punished. Clear penalties are not given. Even in the Champions League in a match we lose 2-1, we are not given a penalty in the last minute. The penalty in this game is crucial because my team, at the moment, the first negative thing that happens, they collapse.
The penalty was a giant penalty and after that
the team lost even more confidence. If the club wants to sack me they have to sack me because I am not running away. To be champions now is very difficult because the distance is so much but I am convinced we will finish in the top four. It is a crucial moment in the history of this club
because if they sack me they sack the best
manager this club has ever had. The message is
that the results are the fault of the manager. This is a moment for everybody to assume their
responsibilities and stick together! thank
you, goodbye”......Jose moyes on sky sports tonight!

Wailing Olodo !!! He needs a nappy change after all the acts of sodomy
by southampton!

Jose MOYES! Nihilist how market?
Chaii!!!

christinie:
Ewu can bear.

Are you not that bastard prostitute that has been stalking me all over nl? Please for the last time I don't engage in copulation with APES! Crawl back to your jungle! Olodo rabata!

This was also how deziani was shopping and running around london last week! Guess where she dey right about now? Ebele be warned!!!

AdeLaNa1:
Coentrao

Nah! He has lost his mojo sef! Na moyes and him fax machine _fuck up that time 2 years ago, if not he would have joined man united! We need a direct to 1st team guy!

Damn! We really need an auxillary specialist LEFT BACK oh? This luke shaw matter go tay and we lack balance in that area of the squad! Abeg who get better suggestions as per january!

Who send their list sef? After all its nothing but a list of "NOISE MAKERS"!

Ibime:
Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .


I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/
My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/
Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/
Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/
That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/
You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/
He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/
Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/
He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/
Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/
I didn’t wanna bring his dad in the cipher/ but he trampled a viper/
Soon as he brought family into it. . . . that’s the decider!/
Since the thief died. . . . his mother been attached to a heifer/
Breaching anti-gay laws. . . . and having ratchets inside her/
Peeping at the maid in the shower. . . . and making advance on the minor/
And they been engaging 'in sex'. . . . since the 'black widow spied her'!!/ (black widow spider)
You cross the line. . . .. now we fully heartless nigga/
singing Gnarls Barkley. . . . Gone Daddy Gone. . . . for the departed father figure/
My father figured. . . to teach me 'indices'. . . so I won’t end up an artist nigga/
You an artist nigga. . . cos ya father 'in decease'. . . and never taught you father figures!/
Bipolar emotional bytch nigga. . . lacking masculine direction/
You’ll be heading for Yaba Left . . . without a rapid intervention/
You mentioning my wife . . . but my pipe is strong/ and my python long/
Been married 3 years. . . . and family planning. . . . cos my wife is young/
Something his father shoulda done. . . . to save this waste of a pipe/
Giyazz beat him to stupor. . . . now I'ma put his face on a spike/
cos if 'G-Let' him live. . . .then with these 'razors'. . . I’m taking his life!!/
Fact is this/ You'll never be respected by cats like Bis/
cos you act a bytch/ and ya rhymes contain a lot of grammar. . . but you lacking wit/
Long azz quatrains without landing a jab that hits/
I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint". . . "in other words, I'm wack as shyt"!/
Go against Bis and your days are done/
Real emcees dont need long quatrains to spit amazing puns/
That's for slow-witted lazy scum/
Only takes 2 lines from Bis . .and your fate is spun/
I'll force ropes through your mouth. . . and make you 'lace' your tongue/
You'll get 'dissed till'. . . they swear that I was making 'rum'!/
You a 'drug mule'. . . Giyazz, Max, Krone and 'co caned' your bum/
That's 3 plays in one Quatrain. . . you're done!/
But don't thank me for the training son/
Just phock off back to romance section. . . where they chased you from!/
Always boasting of ya family money . . . . immature bytch nigga/
This ain’t a punchline. . . . but this bytch nigga on FFR. . . . and brought along his big sister!/
I made wealth off my own sweat . . . . in your world. . . I’m a rich nigga/
But this gun’ll have you speaking 'Arabic'. . . . if you try to take 'Bis milla'!!/
Switch nigga. . . .the áss whipping will be a grevious offence/
You best use your next verse to plead and repent/. . . . before another beating commence!/



oNe!

Chai!

Is this news?

sinizia:
I was never surprised by the outburst of that consumate retàrd coz even if you wash an ape with a hypo, it'll still remain an ape. I just wanted to point out his hypocrisy. He was the same one-eyed orang-utang that hurled the insults at United faithfuls below:



Fùcking azzwipe from the uterus of a cursed hag!!

Busted ape!!!

Even on our nations birthday blood, guts and hogwash must be spilled ni? Chai!!!

Na wa oh for this op! Is the woman or the boy a politician?

I wonder who cares?

AdeLaNa1:
Wen i said u was a consumàte retard who seeks attention from NLers by posting irrelevant things, i knew wat i was saying.

So on ur Chelsea thread u guys dont ve divided opinions abt players?? Ivanovic, Mikel, etc.

Ur team is deep in d relegation battle and u're here concerned abt the loyalty of United fans regarding a player who kicks the ball like a 2 yr old.

I dont blame u. I blame cheap internet subscriptions and dat ur neighbour who keeps borrowing their phone to browse.

U know sometimes u behave like something God created by mistake and i blame the nurse who handled ur delivery for not dropping u on ur head wen u were born. At least dat way, the world would ve one less imbecîle to worry abt.

U beta respect urself and fúck off this thread.

Hmmm! Legible strangulation? What a pity!

sinizia:
Na you get time to dey quote a frustrated troll whom Mooaninghoe has robbed of joy and left in abject stupidity. Instead of facing his relegation-battling team, he's more concerned with the good fortunes of the Red Devils.


Ask the twàt to show you ONE football thread where the fans don't argue or criticize their players constructively or otherwise, and he'll be looking more clueless than a goat sodomized by ten apes. Is it not the same Chelshit thread that Ibíme will be blaming Ramires, Emanalo and Mikel SLOWbi, while others will tackling Maureenhoe? Or is the blame on Matic, Ivanovic? The insult on Zouma during Castle's match? The invectives that have been hurled at Fab and Iva? A thread where Nihílist will be supporting Costa's inane deliquencies while Nàteevs will be lambasting the old man in a kid's body? Ignore that thing. He's out to troll out of frustration of seeing the various memes AdeLaNa1 and Dopejemi are destroying Chelshit with.

Ok sir! NOTED! I was beginning to wonder how gorillas like him and his shekpe ilk can also be afflicted with "mad cow disease" since they don't normally eat beef!