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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan 10 Achievements That Buhari Must Not Take Credit For by funlord(m): 3:30pm On Jun 17, 2015
grin
OP must be a world class "OLODO RABATA" to arrive at such skewed and illogical points of reference for a government that was voted out for its disastrous performance in all ramifications!

Hit like if you are an open minded and smart nigerian unlike this "mong of an OP"!
Politics › Re: Buhari's Statement About Old Age? Fayose Is Vindicated. by funlord(m): 3:25pm On Jun 17, 2015
londongal03:
OLD AGE WILL LIMIT HIM ... This is an embarrassment to his supporters. How
will age affect his leadership? why did he contest
when age is against him? i think dis oldman is not
serious.Buhari is very wrong for saying that, a whole president! Even if he is not going to meet our expectations,He's not suppose to voice it out. Because doing so will make we the masses loose the confident we have in him
grin
londongal03:
OLD AGE WILL LIMIT HIM ... This is an embarrassment to his supporters. How
will age affect his leadership? why did he contest
when age is against him? i think dis oldman is not
serious.Buhari is very wrong for saying that, a whole president! Even if he is not going to meet our expectations,He's not suppose to voice it out. Because doing so will make we the masses loose the confident we have in him
Abeg if U are already high this early evening, I suggest U go and drink plenty of ice water so that it will aid U to dilute your drunkeness! How is fayose vindicated? Did buhari say he was 19 before he started campaigning? Did nigerians not know his age before they voted 4 him and booted out the younger clueless opponent? How did being in his 50's help ebele in his own performance? MUMU op!
Politics › Re: Wicked Nigerian Political Class by funlord(m): 3:16pm On Jun 17, 2015
grin This your clarion call go hard oh! The suffering of naija has taken its toll on the revolutionary spirit of the youth! Hunger dey
Politics › Re: ‘US Contribution To MNJTF Is $5m, Not $5bn’ - Thisdaylive.com by funlord(m): 3:08pm On Jun 17, 2015
grin

Naija government magic been wan start be that! Abi na whisper obama whisper the pledge? How can they explain this mix up? Na Wa oh!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:00pm On Jun 17, 2015
IdetestIshilove:
You are very dense for you not to have discovered that I wasn't darkrebel.
Fungoat you should be ashamed of your dejected self.
Who cares? "WHOEVER or WHATEVER U ARE! 2 ME, U ARE STILL NOTHING BUT A BLUNT, INCONSEQUENTIAL, DAFT, _RETARDED, MAN MILK SIPPING, COWARDLY, VIRUS RIDDEN LABORATORY MONKEY as far as I'm concerned! That was your bonus and last mention! You can keep _fondling your balls by yourself in public! You will be dealt with soon! LOL!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 2:45pm On Jun 17, 2015
IdetestIshilove:
Dumb fvck.
Cocksmoking fäggot! Are you high on your partners (dharray99's) dried spe!rm? You're far more worthless than a mad man's pubes. Dimwitted deranged psychopathic bastard! Go twerk on a naked wire. Useless gutless mongre!
Cc.
Darkrebel666
Too dry! Sahara standard! Even your wack rhyme style is evident in your pathetic write ups! SHUT UP and insert your tampon and stop your bleeding! You "semi developed coward"! You should have come @ me with your real moniker if you had the courage, but you never had that did YOU! BLOODY HORNED TOAD! Expect a ban soon as always! Lmfao!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 2:26pm On Jun 17, 2015
IdetestIshilove:
Funlord... Lmfao! Fungoat! Hahaha... Stvpid cûnt!
grin
IdetestIshilove:
Funlord... Lmfao! Fungoat! Hahaha... Stvpid cûnt!
Sorry _BIATCHREBEL666! But I have a rule against engaging _HOMOSEXUALS in banter in order to not give reasonable members of society the wrong impression! I'm sorry about the menstrual cramps that you are suffering from at the moment! Its affecting your reasoning! Direct your stupidity to your main moniker or to a fellow _Tranny! Take care!
Family › Re: Nigeria: A Nation Of Wife-beaters? by funlord(m): 2:04pm On Jun 17, 2015
SAMBARRY:
very very.!!!!

Perfect description of my current status in society undecided
Family › Re: Nigeria: A Nation Of Wife-beaters? by funlord(m): 1:59pm On Jun 17, 2015
SAMBARRY:
are you minding them grin


coogar being their chair man
funlord aka market square jester being their vice chair man and the remaining host of cockroaches and drag Queens fronting as men are the championers grin
grin
SAMBARRY:
are you minding them grin


coogar being their chair man
funlord aka market square jester being their vice chair man and the remaining host of cockroaches and drag Queens fronting as men are the championers grin
Madam kindly take your "deranged mentions" somewhere else! I have given you the facts of your life and something to chew on this early afternoon! I'm not suprised that you ended up single, again? You probably nagged and irritated the poor man to death or he was becoming suffocated by your "vacuous, quasi-mgbeke based illogical tantrums!" This must have been what spurred him to proceed to go A.W.O.L. permanently, which must have also added more years to his now "un-cursed" life! Even Jesus finds you to be very dumb! The truth hurts ,I know this is why you are bothered, but my head is also hurting now because I am engaging in banter with an "award winning dunce"! I'm not used to typing AT YOUR INFINITESIMAL LEVEL! Till we jam at your next show of shame on NL, I bid you Shalom!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:06pm On Jun 17, 2015
ronald4lif:
Yes MrsChima usually just lay back while Chima do the thrusting and positioning. That could be why she think men love it more than them. She'd never agree to anything that seems to give men the edge or applause, and that's my problem with feminists. They always think they should get the kicks on gender debate and quodlibets. grin

Men are more open-minded and free spirited when it comes to sex issues while for most women they're just conservative and pretentious when engaging in sex matters. Pronto.
Lmfao!

Family › Re: Nigeria: A Nation Of Wife-beaters? by funlord(m): 12:42pm On Jun 17, 2015
freecocoa:
You go first ask yourself, whether these women even believe it is normal for a woman to be president. It is something still considered taboo around here.

Forget the internet, Nigeria is still very backward on matters like this.

When I try to even talk to some women on women empowerment, the response I get is saddening "babe leave o, we are in Nigeria, unless you don't want to get married bla bla bla"

Sometimes I even think, the women themselves don't want a change, many Nigerian women are intellectually lazy, they fear responsibility like mad, they just want to manage to graduate, get married, have babies and enjoy their husband's money.
Applause!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:12pm On Jun 17, 2015
MzMayD:
okay bring it on.
let's see what you have up your sleeves . Retard!!!
Kimmon!

Family › Re: Nigeria: A Nation Of Wife-beaters? by funlord(m): 12:04pm On Jun 17, 2015
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:54am On Jun 17, 2015
Family › Re: Nigeria: A Nation Of Wife-beaters? by funlord(m): 11:43am On Jun 17, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Coogar you're still ranting nonsense as usual Roftl



funlord is that cartoon picture my own sister you're pushing


anyway I am not surprised charity begin s from home. Hehe
grin
SAMBARRY:
Coogar you're still ranting nonsense as usual Roftl



funlord is that cartoon picture my own sister you're pushing


anyway I am not surprised charity begin s from home. Hehe
No its not "DAME sambarry!" It is actually a caricature of 2 fictional but popular cartoon comic characters called "superman and wonder woman" depicting the style of "written slap" you had received on the post!

If only your childhood had not been characterised by "low rations,squalor, extreme poverty, poor diets, lack of adequate home training, ignorance, child rape, _incest, exposure to crime, prostitution and other social vices, then maybe you may have developed into a fully cultured and knowledgeable lady and then would have had an idea of "who and what" they both are and represent!

But unfortunately you have been left to spawn into a "local, brash, rant obsessed, mentally impaired zelda like creature that refuses to quit acting like a court jester in public!" Kindly swerve onto oncoming traffic, you would be of more benefit to the earth if you end up as "road kill for wild animals to devour!" Speaking of "charity beginning at home", I don't think your present location under the oshodi bye pass bridge qualifies as a home! Your daughter deserves better please!

Toodles!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Visits Kaduna As El-Rufai Receives Him (Photos) by funlord(m): 11:21am On Jun 17, 2015
grin

Kaduna don hear am sha? So 4 them 2 have the president and the governor as associates in progress augurs well 4 kd! Since 1999 about N600 billion don waka with nothing 2 show 4 it! Since buhari lives in the town abeg make him send some federal projects dia way sharply! The state is strategically important as far as northern nigeria is concerned!
Family › Re: Nigeria: A Nation Of Wife-beaters? by funlord(m): 10:50am On Jun 17, 2015
coogar:
you are a consummate retärd!
how did you survive infancy with this level of stupidity? even after digging out an article where someone reiterated my point that victims of marital rape are helpless in nigeria, you are busy quoting section 34 that has no hold on a husband & his wife.

400 years ago, i would have plotted your capture to sell you to slavery. women like you should not be allowed to procreate cos you would soon pollute the society with your gross idiocy.
grin
coogar:
you are a consummate retärd!
how did you survive infancy with this level of stupidity? even after digging out an article where someone reiterated my point that victims of marital rape are helpless in nigeria, you are busy quoting section 34 that has no hold on a husband & his wife.

400 years ago, i would have plotted your capture to sell you to slavery. women like you should not be allowed to procreate cos you would soon pollute the society with your gross idiocy.
No Time 4 mongs!

Family › Re: Nigeria: A Nation Of Wife-beaters? by funlord(m): 10:22am On Jun 17, 2015
SAMBARRY:
very funny that I forgot to laugh undecided


My sense of humour is dead undecided
grin
SAMBARRY:
very funny that I forgot to laugh undecided


My sense of humour is dead undecided
Its not suprising that its dead madam! Its a side effect of having a "louse sized I.Q ". Mr coogar diagnosed you were suffering from it earlier remember?

You should change your moniker to "arithmetic woman!" Because you only add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance!
Family › Re: Nigeria: A Nation Of Wife-beaters? by funlord(m): 10:05am On Jun 17, 2015
coogar:
sambarry is a bush woman!
grin
coogar:
sambarry is a bush woman!
I've NOTICED it 2! Jesus wept!
Family › Re: Nigeria: A Nation Of Wife-beaters? by funlord(m): 9:54am On Jun 17, 2015
MarvellousGod:
To impress a man? grin grin grin.. I have my husband to impress at home.. kiss kiss
Sorry dear, I can only account for what happens in my own household and that I just did..
If you're looking for a gender fight, then you're getting none cos I'm not one of you.. I only gave my opinion, I suggest you do same and move on..

I just did, deal with it tongue tongue
Damn! Little girl still getting smacked off camera as always! Lmfao!

Politics › Re: Why There Is Massive Corruption In NNPC, By Saraki by funlord(m): 9:27am On Jun 17, 2015
grin Look WHO'S talking! Lol!!! Abeg make I enter toilet!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:48pm On Jun 16, 2015
profojah:
Make I show only you a part of my evidence..pls don't show anybody oo grin
CHEI!!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:42pm On Jun 16, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]What do you mean by caught?[/color]
grin
AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]What do you mean by caught?[/color]
Ask profojah 1st? Then ask ishiluv, After that ask yourself why she/he hurriedly deactivated? You will gain clarity then!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Female Nairalander Staying In Nnewi,let's Hook Up by funlord(m): 10:37pm On Jun 16, 2015
profojah:
2dice, agarawu23, kinglekan,naijaboy, tosyne2much, funlord, tophaz, orijin101, midehi, wristwatch, dygeasy, ishilove, eatwell23, TheSonOfMark, prettythicksme, cutehector.....pls beware of Oyin17

Should I tell you who Oyin17 is, with a genuine evidence,??..

Brito John , should I say it?
grin
profojah:
2dice, agarawu23, kinglekan,naijaboy, tosyne2much, funlord, tophaz, orijin101, midehi, wristwatch, dygeasy, ishilove, eatwell23, TheSonOfMark, prettythicksme, cutehector.....pls beware of Oyin17

Should I tell you who Oyin17 is, with a genuine evidence,??..

Brito John , should I say it?
Sweet! I no sabi or send the _tranny but I go like sabi how far!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:30pm On Jun 16, 2015
grin

So "brito john a.k.a oyin17" has deactivated after being caught? One less bruce jenner 4 us to deal with! What a psychopathic dunce!
Family › Re: Respect That Woman! by funlord(m): 8:17pm On Jun 16, 2015
grin
Even though this entire thread was "a long, tedious tirade of misplaced crap" , I really think the message you wanted people to get was simply this one," Respect your woman so that she can accord you the same respect in return"! After all respect is reciprocal!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:06pm On Jun 16, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
NOTHING!!! I repeat NOTHING! She can't do more than a dead lion cheesy
grin
Jacksparrow0712:
NOTHING!!! I repeat NOTHING! She can't do more than a dead lion cheesy
I tire oh?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:01pm On Jun 16, 2015
oyin17:
I want him to modify his post about me
grin
oyin17:
I want him to modify his post about me
What can YOU DO if he refuses?
Romance › Re: How Can A Broke Guy Be Romantic Or Show Love To His Girlfriend?? by funlord(m): 7:54pm On Jun 16, 2015
classicB:
My friends and myself were discussing about relationship stuffs recently.
We talked about one of our coursemate that is lucky enough to have a guy that cares so much about her, takes care of her, up to the point of giving her salary grin yet this girl doesn't love or appreciate the guy at all, she still go about sleeping with men cos of chicken change.

And we also have one that is currently in love with a broke guy. They have been together for close to 3years now and sometimes this girl feels like the guy doesn't love her enough simply because she sees what her friends are getting from their guy and she's not privileged to get it from her own boyfriend. Its not as if she doesn't love the guy or anything but she sometimes get jealous and imagine herself in the shoes of girls I mentioned above.
Her boyfriend loves her and he isn't cheating on her.

So my question is, how do u think a broke guy can show love, and care to his girlfriend in the absence of cash?
Op! The answer 2 your threads question is "with a big _dick and superstar sex"! Any woman that receives these 2 tins will be glad even if he is" poorer than a church rat"! She will find a way 2 manage! Gbam!!!
Family › Re: A Wife Mistakenly Calls Husband Her Ex Boyfriend's Name. Pls Advice. by funlord(m): 5:07pm On Jun 16, 2015
awhydot:
Good day all. I have a friend in his early thirties who got married about a year ago, but his wife still mistakenly calls him d name of her ex boyfriend when they are discussing. She will always apologise and say it was a mistake. Saying she truly loves my friend and that the whole of her heart is with him. Dt all she has for her ex is hate and disgust. He is quite distressed and needs an advice. Pls, what advice can I give him?
grin
awhydot:
Good day all. I have a friend in his early thirties who got married about a year ago, but his wife still mistakenly calls him d name of her ex boyfriend when they are discussing. She will always apologise and say it was a mistake. Saying she truly loves my friend and that the whole of her heart is with him. Dt all she has for her ex is hate and disgust. He is quite distressed and needs an advice. Pls, what advice can I give him?
Tell him 2 try "a swift full _fingered backhand slap 2 the lower jaw region of her face" the next time this particular anomaly occurs! It has been scientifically proven 2 "assist with the brain reset process required when dealing with "delinquent day dreaming women" like your unfortunate friends model! Good day!

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