 Politics › Re: ###GEJ Since You Left### A Must Read by funlord(m): 4:57pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
 Ebele! Since you cut out, my champagne intake has drastically reduced in this abuja and to enter aso villa dey hard me this days! Abeg try hala me when you show back from jand! Yours "south-southstically" Sargent brigadier Bunsbread!!!! |
| Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Lady Bites Off Alleged Rapist Penis In Lagos by funlord(m): 4:48pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
See the ting like burnt meatpie and ketchup! Abi the guy name na shawarma? Sorry sha, but next time bribe the _bitch with cash or tell her 2 bounce! |
| Politics › Re: Kashamu Donates 30 Trailers Of Rice To Osun Workers by funlord(m): 4:30pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
Hope say the rice no dey mixed with crack for inside instead of stones sha! |
| Politics › Re: Ex-president Jonathan To Be Immortalized In July by funlord(m): 4:23pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
So them done start to they immortalise confirmed dunces? Abeg they should also create the "church of ebele" if possible! Bloody sycophants looking for a quick pay day! Nonsense! |
| Family › Re: See What This Kid Is Wearing by funlord(m): 2:24pm On Jun 16, 2015 |
neutrotoba:
I don't know the section this belongs to but I believe the mods would do justice to that
I am typing with anger in my heart, anger directed towards some nonchalant parents.
How do we teach the children not to go wrong if we keep buying for them items that would lead them to that direction or around the house??
I can't imagine a parent going to the market to buy a shirt with such inscription as the one in the pic below for his/her child? I can't type much, I have exams to study for, but I am veeeerrryyyyy angryyyyyyyyyy I don't believe her parents bought her that shirt since they are not "CRAZY" so stop jumping 2 conclusions! Girls are good at smuggling sexy clothes out of their homes and changing into them before going 2 social events as teenagers! Even boys do it 2! The girl is just a randy teenager, she will learn! I'm sure she bought the top herself or got it as a gift! Free her folks! |
| Family › Re: Men Sleeping With Their House Maids...who's To Blame? by funlord(m): 11:57am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Abeg if a husband cheats on a wife with their "house girl of all people"? Then that means that woman has "NO SWAG whatsoever",either in the bedroom or in matrimonial character! She has given him the opportunity! FACT! |
| Family › Re: Hubby No Longer Wants To Kiss by funlord(m): 11:43am On Jun 16, 2015 |
germainediva:
She is 30 been married for 6yrs with 3kids.........she noticed hubby stopped kissing her after she had her last child......whenever she tries to kiss him,he just peeks her on the lips and that's all......and if she complains......he says its for d younger generation that she should 4get about it........she tries to talk about it.....he says she s nagging and being childish and looking for trouble where there's none........now its been over a year and she been fantasizing about it.......recently she ran into her ex and one thing led to another and she had a very passionate kiss but nothing else happened....she been feeling guilty....her ex has been calling her but she has refused to pick his call cos she never intended to cheat on her husband.......hubby has warned her not t bring up d issue of kissing .....now she is fantasizing about kissing....is there another way to communicate it to hubby......... germainediva:
She is 30 been married for 6yrs with 3kids.........she noticed hubby stopped kissing her after she had her last child......whenever she tries to kiss him,he just peeks her on the lips and that's all......and if she complains......he says its for d younger generation that she should 4get about it........she tries to talk about it.....he says she s nagging and being childish and looking for trouble where there's none........now its been over a year and she been fantasizing about it.......recently she ran into her ex and one thing led to another and she had a very passionate kiss but nothing else happened....she been feeling guilty....her ex has been calling her but she has refused to pick his call cos she never intended to cheat on her husband.......hubby has warned her not t bring up d issue of kissing .....now she is fantasizing about kissing....is there another way to communicate it to hubby......... Maybe he has been eating new _pussy somewhere else and he does not want 2 give her germs! Or maybe her mouth stinks like a public toilet? Go and ask! Toodles! |
| Family › Re: I'm Beginning To Hate My Mom by funlord(m): 11:35am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Abeg "killer op", why are you still in your mothers house? If you want 2 be truly independent in order 2 make the kind of choices u want 2 make then move out and be a man! Alternatively u can sit your ass under her roof and commit murder! Let us know how that option works out 4 u later! I wonder what choice u would have had if she had also decided 2 "murder u" when u were still a foetus growing in her belly! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:19am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Genea:
dah ur smelly mouth HIAN!!! 
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| Politics › Re: CBN Gives Insight Into Why States Can’t Pay Salaries by funlord(m): 9:52am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Ballistic Jargon featuring voodoo economics can only be equal 2 SCAM! Na kpoi dem dey yarn abeg! |
| Politics › Re: FG Cancels Pipeline Protection Contracts’ Award To Ethnic Militias by funlord(m): 9:47am On Jun 16, 2015 |
I hope this is true! "Jonathan was really a very _stupid man"! Even "robert mugabe" would not have taken such a foolish decision that only further relegated our armed forces to the background! What an error! Anyway 2 slap that his " _retarded ape of a wife still dey hungry me sha"! |
| Politics › Re: Rep Kicks Against Campaign To Cut Lawmakers’ Earnings by funlord(m): 9:39am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Hear him name sef! Joe Edionwele? E resemble scammer name already so I no sabi which kain quack "mandela stance" this guy wan form! After all na on top champagne, cars and abuja girls asses na him all the pepper dey finish! Abeg cut the shite jare! "Bloody LEGISLOOTERS"! |
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| Politics › Re: WARNING: President Buhari Should Be Careful. by funlord(m): 9:10am On Jun 16, 2015 |
bolaino:
I don't know of a word to describe you. I am Sorry. bolaino:
I don't know of a word to describe you. I am Sorry. LOLZ!!! You have noticed that "it would be an exercise in futility 4 you to try and discuss this issue with someone on a higher plateau than yourself so you want to save yourself the. Public embarrassment by resorting 2 cheap sarcasm?" No my vacuous friend, Save your pity 4 your parents! It is them that have 2 live with the fact that they refer to you as their child! Try 2 live in the real world sometime! There is space 4 even your kind! |
| Politics › Re: NASS Leadership: Again, Tinubu Tears Into Buhari, Atiku by funlord(m): 9:01am On Jun 16, 2015 |
properous22:
Tinubu, who is the owner of The Nation newspaper, has been known to use its columnists and editorial staff to air his opinions about national issues.
He insinuated that Buhari perhaps encouraged the rebellion that took place in the NASS leadership saga that saw the emergence of Senator Bukola Saraki as Senate President and Honourable Yakubu Dogara as Speaker, House of Representatives, candidates that were not chosen by the APC.
Tinubu also accused Buhari of further encouraging the rebellion in the party, with the statement by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, which said it “somewhat” served the higher purpose of democracy.
“On the meeting the party scheduled, we learned that Buhari’s advance party was at the venue, but he did not come. Why not? Shehu said he was about to come when the fait accompli of Saraki’s victory occurred. Was that not enough reason for the president to express open disavowals of condemnation rather than a tame Channels interview?
Tinubu also tore into Atiku, who had openly showed his support for Senator Saraki, even prior to his emergence, accusing him of lacking “moral grace.”
He said Atiku was a bitter man, who due to the fact that he lost the APC presidential primaries to Buhari, championed the rebellion in the party. He described Atiku as “a restless man of ambition, but little vision.”
“The peripatetic harlot of politics who sways right and left simultaneously, may be smacking his lips, but he is no noble man of this era,...
Read more: http://www.post-nigeria.com/nass-leadership-again-tinubu-tears-into-buhari-atiku/ properous22:
Tinubu, who is the owner of The Nation newspaper, has been known to use its columnists and editorial staff to air his opinions about national issues.
He insinuated that Buhari perhaps encouraged the rebellion that took place in the NASS leadership saga that saw the emergence of Senator Bukola Saraki as Senate President and Honourable Yakubu Dogara as Speaker, House of Representatives, candidates that were not chosen by the APC.
Tinubu also accused Buhari of further encouraging the rebellion in the party, with the statement by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, which said it “somewhat” served the higher purpose of democracy.
“On the meeting the party scheduled, we learned that Buhari’s advance party was at the venue, but he did not come. Why not? Shehu said he was about to come when the fait accompli of Saraki’s victory occurred. Was that not enough reason for the president to express open disavowals of condemnation rather than a tame Channels interview?
Tinubu also tore into Atiku, who had openly showed his support for Senator Saraki, even prior to his emergence, accusing him of lacking “moral grace.”
He said Atiku was a bitter man, who due to the fact that he lost the APC presidential primaries to Buhari, championed the rebellion in the party. He described Atiku as “a restless man of ambition, but little vision.”
“The peripatetic harlot of politics who sways right and left simultaneously, may be smacking his lips, but he is no noble man of this era,...
Read more: http://www.post-nigeria.com/nass-leadership-again-tinubu-tears-into-buhari-atiku/ Hmmmm! Op! This your copy and paste story looks like crap though.....anyway if anyone is interested in learning how 2 cure premature _ejaculation with natural herbs abeg try pm my moniker! |
| Politics › Re: APC Is Unfortunately Divided – Kwankwanso by funlord(m): 8:52am On Jun 16, 2015 |
IF only these executive rogues can put the same effort they put into hustling 4 positions by way of intrigues,strategy, political will and conviction into law making and bill passing that would benefit the masses? We could have all been happy! All this ones are only good at bickering over ME MYSELF AND I policies! Dem say dem be G5, no be only G5, why not G wagon or concorde jet sef! Rubbish! |
| Politics › Re: My Worst Regret As INEC Chairman – Prof. Jega by funlord(m): 8:37am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Bloody liar! As an INEC insider, I know 4 a fact that this request over staff renumerations has been shelved since the time of maurice iwu! The money is in the budget annually but the chairman and the national commissioners and recs all use it as pocket money 4 themselves and their senate commitee pallys! While they are given houses and lexus ,toyota and pajero jeeps by the presidency! Most staff have to end up sourcing for loans and other means to pay rent or purchase cars etc, because the wages and allowances are a joke! The chairmen and the presidency always frustrate the welfare of the workers of INEC so that they can easily be compromised while on duty! Its not a new thing, so jega park well abeg! An agency like this in a reasonable country should have the best paid staff due to the sensitivity of their role in the democratic process and to discourage corruption, but since naija is an animal farm don't be suprised as to why things are _fucked even in INEC! |
| Politics › Re: WARNING: President Buhari Should Be Careful. by funlord(m): 8:24am On Jun 16, 2015 |
bolaino:
There's a common saying, That Prevention is better Than cure, and there's also another saying, That Open Rebuke is Better than secret Love. The actions of mr president of late, are although highly commendable, but they are careless. And Brigade of Guards and The SSS should sit down, spend quality time, to think, and asses themselves, are the Nigerian SSS and Brigade of Guards, capable of Protecting Mr President, at a time Nigeria is fighting it's greatest battle for Survival? Has the SSS analyzed the Threat posed to Mr president By the Various Terrorists Groups operating in Nigeria? How many notable Terrorists have the Nigerian SSS, DSS, Captured in the last One year? These and many other questions are what should be going through the Minds of Security operatives mandated to Protect mr President. The truth is Nigeria is sitting on a Keg of Gun powder, and it's Just Because of God that things are still normal, and I believe God will still protect us and our leader. But we as Citizens should be wise, and our Head of State should be wiser. Because right now, Mr President seems to be losing Guard. He thinks by sitting Next to The American President, Nigeria is safe. But on the contrary, they are playing him, he is just acting to their script, the script that was written By the Evil Company.(Bad people. Cia) And the sooner he realizes that America is Nigeria's Biggest Threat, the sooner we can defeat ISIS, but if he choses to wallow in the cessPool of mistakes, by throwing caution to the Wind, thinking everything is all Rosy and Dovy, then I pity us, America is pledging to donate 5 billion dollars, to fight boko haram, that is a large sum of money to be used to buy Guns, Tanks, APCs, and other sophisticated weapons, and the weapons would be used, and the Americans expect the weapons to be used, but where would be affected the most? Nigeria would be the new Iraq then. But that's not even the problem. The Problem is that the President should beef up his security details, he shouldn't be traveling all over the way he is. He is safer in Nigeria, there are very ruthless and powerful world Leaders out there who want him dead, and the sooner he knows that he is swimming with sharks instead of Dolphins, the better for Him and the Better for us as Nigerians. Nigeria should refuse to accept any funds from the Americans in Fighting Boko haram, America is ISIS, BOKO HARAM, AL NUSRA, and whatever acronym they will come up with, to be forewarned is to be forearmed. P.S: Nigerian security operatives should open their eyes, they should learn to see beyond their Nose. Nigeria is Under Attack, and some are busy collecting bribes, I wonder what will happen when Suicide bombers start using Security operative uniforms to Bomb barracks and Police station, maybe it is then they will know we are at war. Nigeria is the New Wild West. Take Note, ARMY, POLICE, SSS, DSS, and all of you, Buckle up. The enemy is MIGHTY.May God Save Nigeria. bolaino:
There's a common saying, That Prevention is better Than cure, and there's also another saying, That Open Rebuke is Better than secret Love. The actions of mr president of late, are although highly commendable, but they are careless. And Brigade of Guards and The SSS should sit down, spend quality time, to think, and asses themselves, are the Nigerian SSS and Brigade of Guards, capable of Protecting Mr President, at a time Nigeria is fighting it's greatest battle for Survival? Has the SSS analyzed the Threat posed to Mr president By the Various Terrorists Groups operating in Nigeria? How many notable Terrorists have the Nigerian SSS, DSS, Captured in the last One year? These and many other questions are what should be going through the Minds of Security operatives mandated to Protect mr President. The truth is Nigeria is sitting on a Keg of Gun powder, and it's Just Because of God that things are still normal, and I believe God will still protect us and our leader. But we as Citizens should be wise, and our Head of State should be wiser. Because right now, Mr President seems to be losing Guard. He thinks by sitting Next to The American President, Nigeria is safe. But on the contrary, they are playing him, he is just acting to their script, the script that was written By the Evil Company.(Bad people. Cia) And the sooner he realizes that America is Nigeria's Biggest Threat, the sooner we can defeat ISIS, but if he choses to wallow in the cessPool of mistakes, by throwing caution to the Wind, thinking everything is all Rosy and Dovy, then I pity us, America is pledging to donate 5 billion dollars, to fight boko haram, that is a large sum of money to be used to buy Guns, Tanks, APCs, and other sophisticated weapons, and the weapons would be used, and the Americans expect the weapons to be used, but where would be affected the most? Nigeria would be the new Iraq then. But that's not even the problem. The Problem is that the President should beef up his security details, he shouldn't be traveling all over the way he is. He is safer in Nigeria, there are very ruthless and powerful world Leaders out there who want him dead, and the sooner he knows that he is swimming with sharks instead of Dolphins, the better for Him and the Better for us as Nigerians. Nigeria should refuse to accept any funds from the Americans in Fighting Boko haram, America is ISIS, BOKO HARAM, AL NUSRA, and whatever acronym they will come up with, to be forewarned is to be forearmed. P.S: Nigerian security operatives should open their eyes, they should learn to see beyond their Nose. Nigeria is Under Attack, and some are busy collecting bribes, I wonder what will happen when Suicide bombers start using Security operative uniforms to Bomb barracks and Police station, maybe it is then they will know we are at war. Nigeria is the New Wild West. Take Note, ARMY, POLICE, SSS, DSS, and all of you, Buckle up. The enemy is MIGHTY.May God Save Nigeria. OP! What are you saying? Do you know anything about counter terrorism or cross border/continental terrorism at all? Are you in the ss? Or in any paramilitary organisation? How did you arrive at your conclusions? You are here cooking up "conspiracy theories" like mel gibson and some are even saying "amen" along with you? Since you have started with the CIA you should have also added INTERPOL, SCOTLAND YARD and MOSSAD to your list of "bogey agencies"! You think you can penetrate buharis security detail? Give it a try and see if you would be here to type balderdash tomorrow! How much security do you see obama, david cameron or even jacob zuma rolling with? The u.s has interests in nigeria the same way we have interests in the u.s, AND EVERY NATION PROMOTES ITS OWN INTERESTS! If the u.s is willing to commit funds and armoury to help combat a problem your own government and its armed forces caused for themselves by way of "neglect of the same security of citizens lives and property, greed, corruption, stupidity and maladministration in the 1st place", then you don't expect them to want to gain something back from nigeria? Is $5 billion charity money? Please save all this your "secret society messages of doom" for another platform and get familiar with strategic studies before you come and rant online next time! Its people like you that we term as "those who FEAR what they do not UNDERSTAND and HATE what they cannot CONQUER!" Next thing you may say that the moon is also trying to sabotage nigeria and some will still say amen to that! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 6:38pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
FTBOY:
you go tire! Miss BANabas! FTBOY:
you go tire! Miss BANabas! 
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| Romance › Re: Why Do We Change Our Tone When We Speak With The Opposite Sex On Phone. by funlord(m): 4:57pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
ihafiz17:
I hav a friend that has a bad voice when he is withus chating.his voice is horrible but when he is speaking with a girl on phone his voice bcomes melodious to us and d chic he is on phone enjoys it. SOMEPEOPLE HAVE SWEET VOICE ON PHONE BUT DEY LOOK HORRIFIC WHEN U SEE THEM.WHY IS IT SO? ihafiz17:
I hav a friend that has a bad voice when he is withus chating.his voice is horrible but when he is speaking with a girl on phone his voice bcomes melodious to us and d chic he is on phone enjoys it. SOMEPEOPLE HAVE SWEET VOICE ON PHONE BUT DEY LOOK HORRIFIC WHEN U SEE THEM.WHY IS IT SO? Why can't you just go and ask your so called "frog voiced friend"? See topic? |
| Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by funlord(m): 4:39pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
yorubaboiy:
for ur own mind nw u don blow grammar.....pele tie mi o raye ejo Read,weep then LEARN! From a REAL yoruba man! 
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 4:36pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
lordhugo:
There is Crab and there is crabs.
one na animal, one na infection.
So mind how u de say, "I have got crabs to clean"
LMAO Damn! 
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| Family › Re: Help, My Husband Hits Me Anytime We Argue by funlord(m): 3:32pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
avwerosuoo:
my husbands always hits me anytime we argue. i cant even talk to him when he is wrong cos he is always defensive and what he says is always right. i ve noticed that this is a pattern. pls i need the contact of any organizations that handle violence against women. i ve been quiet for too long. pls someone should help me. avwerosuoo:
my husbands always hits me anytime we argue. i cant even talk to him when he is wrong cos he is always defensive and what he says is always right. i ve noticed that this is a pattern. pls i need the contact of any organizations that handle violence against women. i ve been quiet for too long. pls someone should help me. The SOMEONE that can help YOU is either a BARRISTER or a JUDGE! Or maybe you should start taking KARATE lessons! |
| Family › Re: Men Sleeping With Their House Maids...who's To Blame? by funlord(m): 3:29pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Aminat508:
This long standing anomaly of men sleeping with house helps even in most times ending up the woman leaving her matrimonial for the maid....who gets blame?
does the wife takes a greater blame by leaving the house maid to run everything in the house...even attending to the man's needs
while she plays madam sitting doing nothing nd forgetting her wifely duties Aminat508:
This long standing anomaly of men sleeping with house helps even in most times ending up the woman leaving her matrimonial for the maid....who gets blame?
does the wife takes a greater blame by leaving the house maid to run everything in the house...even attending to the man's needs
while she plays madam sitting doing nothing nd forgetting her wifely duties The wives are to blame for being "terrible in the sack" and slacking on their matrimonial duties! Something pushes such men to cheat so close to home! FIND OUT WHY! |
| Politics › Re: Angela Merkel Not Happy With Buhari by funlord(m): 3:05pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
jerryunit48:
Indications are news has filtered into the German leaders office about the way Buhari called her and even called Germany west Germany and she is not too happy about it jerryunit48:
Indications are news has filtered into the German leaders office about the way Buhari called her and even called Germany west Germany and she is not too happy about it @OP! No source? No quotes? And a meme? This equates to nonsense and "Junk journalism" at its finest! Try to apologise to those that wasted their time replying you earlier! |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Considers Balance In SGF Choice by funlord(m): 2:58pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS:
He shld kip his fcvking post to himself
We don't nid it
He shld give his slaves(sophisticated people) OREMUSSANCTUS:
He shld kip his fcvking post to himself
We don't nid it
He shld give his slaves(sophisticated people) See how this 1 is still bringing disgrace to his parents online? SMH! |
| Politics › Re: Why Are African Countries Backward Both Socially And Economically ? by funlord(m): 2:52pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
@OP! Because of our senseless and incompetent leaders, surplus greed, our cultures and traditions which are backward and steeped in hypocrisy and our lack of ambition regarding scientific improvement or thirst for knowledge! Clear enough? |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Hails Jonathan At AU Summit by funlord(m): 2:47pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Stupendous Display Of Wealth Is Irritating (Photos) by funlord(m): 2:42pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:52pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Genea:
my dear its guinea fowl not genea fowl,dnt make me die of hrtattack Genea:
my dear its guinea fowl not genea fowl,dnt make me die of hrtattack See ya "bed room eyes"!....... ***Runs off 2 hide behind buhari*** |
| Family › Re: She Always Call My Younger brother By Name by funlord(m): 12:02pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
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