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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:34am On Jun 10, 2015
MrCork:
...anyone seen those two crackheads today: sweetorgasm & darkrebel666?......for future reference...plis be aware that Darkrebel666 is now the official full time Crackhead & sweetorgasm been demoted to a part time Crackhead for legal reason .... So plis, don't mix them up, smiley
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MrCork:
...anyone seen those two crackheads today: sweetorgasm & darkrebel666?......for future reference...plis be aware that Darkrebel666 is now the official full time Crackhead & sweetorgasm been demoted to a part time Crackhead for legal reason .... So plis, don't mix them up, smiley
Damn!
Family › Re: Never Miss A Girl With The Following Qualities by funlord(m): 11:22am On Jun 10, 2015
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ALL Women will turn into the kind of woman described in the OP's post if the man in question is "filthy rich"! Make all these women that posted before me be deceiving themselves! Yinmu!
Family › Re: Candid Respones Pls! Guys, Can You Marry Your Female Boss In The Office? by funlord(m): 11:14am On Jun 10, 2015
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All this salary and degree crap no matter abeg! Na from BEDROOM I go decide
Family › Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife (i'm The Ex-wife Now) by funlord(m): 11:10am On Jun 10, 2015
grin Bitch got what she deserved! Next.......
Family › Re: h by funlord(m): 10:57am On Jun 10, 2015
lovelymam:
I married a wonderful and a caring husband when we had nothing, a man who love and care for wife in all ramifications all of a sudden everything changed he became a shadow of himself. He doesn't care or even respect me. He talk to me the way he likes even if I cry all through the night in the same bed he won't shift. A man who cannot tell you your sins when you hurt him. I tried talking to him yet no change, he refused me doing any business that I should wait until when the kids are of age not even allowing me to his shop. I had a business but was demolished last October. What do I do now? This is not what you promised me at the alter of God, if I have changed let me know the area to work on. Are those girls out there better than me? If yes in what ways. God is watching.
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lovelymam:
I married a wonderful and a caring husband when we had nothing, a man who love and care for wife in all ramifications all of a sudden everything changed he became a shadow of himself. He doesn't care or even respect me. He talk to me the way he likes even if I cry all through the night in the same bed he won't shift. A man who cannot tell you your sins when you hurt him. I tried talking to him yet no change, he refused me doing any business that I should wait until when the kids are of age not even allowing me to his shop. I had a business but was demolished last October. What do I do now? This is not what you promised me at the alter of God, if I have changed let me know the area to work on. Are those girls out there better than me? If yes in what ways. God is watching.
Op! Learn to be patient in marriage! Your husband may be a naturally quiet individual or may be going through a difficult time in trying to provide for you and your family so bear with him! Meanwhile sit him down and have a talk with him about how you both can communicate better! Let him know that you won't mind starting a business you can even run from the home and that would also assist him in supporting the family, and believe me it can be profitable to do business from your home! For example My neighbour runs a water distribution factory from her house and business comes to her not her running after it! As for going out, try to suggest to him new and creative ways on how you and him and your kids can do more social things like take trips, picnics, and so on together and go on more adult themed dates with other couples that you both are friends with! Create a schedule that works for both of you! You are not his slave, and no man lives to make his wife unhappy, learn to both COMMUNICATE!
Family › Re: h by funlord(m): 10:49am On Jun 10, 2015
SAMBARRY:
I knew I will see sick and aggravating posts as usual


he slaps you, Continue praying for him
he kicks you continue preparing good meals
he masturbates Continue wearing red pants



Tufiaaaaaaaaa
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SAMBARRY:
I knew I will see sick and aggravating posts as usual


he slaps you, Continue praying for him
he kicks you continue preparing good meals
he masturbates Continue wearing red pants



Tufiaaaaaaaaa
Madam did you read the ops post at all? Because this your reply makes no sense in relation to the topic! It just makes You appear angry and bitter!
Politics › Re: REPORT: Buhari Settles For Fashola As Chief Of Staff To The Federal Government by funlord(m): 10:33am On Jun 10, 2015
DrSage:
In the midst of the uncertainty on who gets what in
the Buhari administration especially with the
rejection of ministerial lists from Governors on the
All Progressives Congress (APC) platform, the
immediate past Governor of Lagos State,
Babatunde Fashola (SAN) is billed to occupy the
position of the Chief of Staff to President Buhari,
LEAK TIMES can report.
A close confidant of President Buhari revealed
exclusively to LEAK TIMES that the dictator turned
democrat has had his eyes on Fashola for quite a
while. He disclosed that while Buhari is still
keeping everyone guessing on who will make his
ministerial list, he has since settled for Fashola
even before the Presidential election.
”Baba knows what he wants and you know he
doesn’t talk much so people are always oblivious
of his thoughts. His first discussion with Fashola on
working in his government was on June 4 at the
Lagos state 2015 Annual Thanksgiving service”









www.weeklypostng.com/2015/06/report-buhari-settles-for-fashola-as.html?m=1
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DrSage:
In the midst of the uncertainty on who gets what in
the Buhari administration especially with the
rejection of ministerial lists from Governors on the
All Progressives Congress (APC) platform, the
immediate past Governor of Lagos State,
Babatunde Fashola (SAN) is billed to occupy the
position of the Chief of Staff to President Buhari,
LEAK TIMES can report.
A close confidant of President Buhari revealed
exclusively to LEAK TIMES that the dictator turned
democrat has had his eyes on Fashola for quite a
while. He disclosed that while Buhari is still
keeping everyone guessing on who will make his
ministerial list, he has since settled for Fashola
even before the Presidential election.
”Baba knows what he wants and you know he
doesn’t talk much so people are always oblivious
of his thoughts. His first discussion with Fashola on
working in his government was on June 4 at the
Lagos state 2015 Annual Thanksgiving service”









www.weeklypostng.com/2015/06/report-buhari-settles-for-fashola-as.html?m=1
My friend retire from junk journalism and try the more fact based option abeg! Buhari has a media team so as long as fashola or any other politician is not confirmed by femi adeshina and co.? Every other story or speculation out there is trash! Especially this your own kind!
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari’s Stay In Defence House Not Because Of ‘juju’ In Aso Rock by funlord(m): 10:14am On Jun 10, 2015
grin
When will nigerians and africans stop being stupid biko? Which wan be juju again? The man has stated that there are certain renovations taking place, this would include debugging the place, installation of new or maintaining the currently available security devices in the place, furnishing him and his families living quarters etc! Do they know how vast the villa is? It will take a little time! Now na "senegalese marabouts"! Who attended the meeting with the "marabout abi na roundabout sef" to produce this report? So him get special adviser on spiritual affairs be that? CRAP!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:45am On Jun 10, 2015
MrsChima:
Run girl...he is a scammer! lipsrsealed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:47pm On Jun 09, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

That pick up/ chat up line is so Victorian era.undecided


Where's your creativity, mister?smiley
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TheSonOfMark:

That pick up/ chat up line is so Victorian era.undecided


Where's your creativity, mister?smiley
Politics › Re: Senate President Bukola Saraki Updates His Twitter Account by funlord(m): 2:57pm On Jun 09, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
With his election as the senate president of the 8th national assembly,Dr Saraki updated his twitter account to reflect his new status

cc lalasticlala
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Ezenwammadu:
With his election as the senate president of the 8th national assembly,Dr Saraki updated his twitter account to reflect his new status

cc lalasticlala
He will soon change it back to reflect "dr/senator only"!......... EFCC loading!
Politics › Re: Saraki To VP: "I Cannot Be Summoned By A 'Mere Commissioner" - SaharaReporters by funlord(m): 1:31pm On Jun 09, 2015
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Dr saraki? Pride always comes before a fall! If U a dr, richboy, 2 term governor, and now coup plotting senator could only attain the senate presidency after much hustling? U suppose ask yourself how did this "so called humble commissioner" just move from the ministry and became your vice president in one fell swoop! Don't go and write a check with your mouth that your ass cannot cash oh! Know ya place!
Politics › Re: Why Do People Hate Jews? by funlord(m): 1:23pm On Jun 09, 2015
publicenemy:
Most people around the world hate Jews and I have always wondered and asked why and av been given too many flimsy reasons. Even though islam aknowledges and appreciates Jesus Christ as a prophet, Jesus Christ is Jew yet 95% of Muslims hate Jews...
The world lost 60million lives during the second world war, the Jews lost 6million. That's 10% of all lives lost even though they make up a very tiny minority of the worlds population and the war was only fought in europe.it pains me to see how much a nation is hated and despised so much and I still haven't got a reasonable reason for the hate.


Does anyone know why?
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publicenemy:
Most people around the world hate Jews and I have always wondered and asked why and av been given too many flimsy reasons. Even though islam aknowledges and appreciates Jesus Christ as a prophet, Jesus Christ is Jew yet 95% of Muslims hate Jews...
The world lost 60million lives during the second world war, the Jews lost 6million. That's 10% of all lives lost even though they make up a very tiny minority of the worlds population and the war was only fought in europe.it pains me to see how much a nation is hated and despised so much and I still haven't got a reasonable reason for the hate.


Does anyone know why?
Are U jewish? Who dey hate on U? Or na Jewish rapper U be self? Bros leave this matter 4 someone named MATHIAS or GOLDSTEIN abeg!
Politics › Re: Saraki 'Elected' Senate President While APC Senators Were Meeting With Buhari by funlord(m): 1:11pm On Jun 09, 2015
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Una sure say no be buhari enter one chance so? Because this saraki moves resemble "democratic coup" 2 me oh?
Politics › Re: Ike Ekweremadu Emerges Deputy-Senate President Of 8th Senate by funlord(m): 12:56pm On Jun 09, 2015
basedonbelieff:
Senator Ike Ekweremadu emerges Deputy Senate President..
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basedonbelieff:
Senator Ike Ekweremadu emerges Deputy Senate President..
Saraki still has the blood and ideology of the PdP coursing through his veins! That senate chamber go become fuji house of commotion 4 the next 4 years be dat! Carry on!
Romance › Re: Have I Spoilt My Relationship? by funlord(m): 11:35am On Jun 09, 2015
dharay99:
Daniel, don't keep me waiting.

Get d fhuck outta ur mommah's cùnt and reply a nigga angry
++as e dey hot++
So Him mama _CUNT don become 2 bedroom apartment? Chaii!

Romance › Re: Have I Spoilt My Relationship? by funlord(m): 11:29am On Jun 09, 2015
grin Naijaboy show na? See as dharay dey flex muscle 4 U! Haba!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:23am On Jun 09, 2015
Una dey here dey type dust while naijaboy and dharay99 are giving us wrestlemania on this thread?
www.nairaland.com/2364904/spoilt-relationship/1#34583534
Romance › Re: Have I Spoilt My Relationship? by funlord(m): 11:18am On Jun 09, 2015
dharay99:
[/quote]grin[quote author=dharay99 post=34582350]
Na this one WE dey call tell me more!!!

Romance › Re: Have I Spoilt My Relationship? by funlord(m):
Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol..look at this insipid brat. You showed me what flaws?

People like you I reply them while sleeping.

You are life's big disgrace. The world wept the day you were dumped into this world because she knew it would have to handle another pathetic and useless soul.

Half-wit!

All your ancestors must number in millions. It's hard to think that a number of people are to blame for producing such a waste as you.

Fool,,any similarity between you and humans is purely accidental.

You are as useless as rubber lips on a wood-pecker.

People of my calibre will always irk you because we are above and we crush you with our feet. It would only be delusional for you to think you can school us.

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are. So you can keep talking,,you may make an intelligent comment after all. cheesy

Mofo![/color]
HABA BARRISTER huh?

Romance › Re: Have I Spoilt My Relationship? by funlord(m): 11:08am On Jun 09, 2015
dharay99:
u tut u were talking sense into me? Like seriously? Lol..joke of d mrneen.

A pointless confused fellow ⁴daht matter. Guy screen out ur confused personality b4 u tryna advise odas cus u obviously lost in ur pool of mental retardation.


Ppl of ur caliber irks my nature and I wunt stop at anyfin in tryna get sense into ur big thick old brain u carry about like an
agama lizard.

I showed ur flaws and u here still ranting like a crazie baboon, u need more lectures he-goat.? I'm at ur service kid.
#u jez quote me baq#
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dharay99:
u tut u were talking sense into me? Like seriously? Lol..joke of d mrneen.

A pointless confused fellow ⁴daht matter. Guy screen out ur confused personality b4 u tryna advise odas cus u obviously lost in ur pool of mental retardation.


Ppl of ur caliber irks my nature and I wunt stop at anyfin in tryna get sense into ur big thick old brain u carry about like an
agama lizard.

I showed ur flaws and u here still ranting like a crazie baboon, u need more lectures he-goat.? I'm at ur service kid.
#u jez quote me baq#
Reality hurts! Ouch

Romance › Re: Have I Spoilt My Relationship? by funlord(m): 11:02am On Jun 09, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Now it's very clear. You are simply here for fun.

So why don't you go to where the fun at and stop displaying your dumbness everywhere around cyberspace. We have the derailer's paradise. You can go there and catch your friggin fun.

Don't jump on threads your low IQ is incapable of rendering any solution to. You are only making a fool of your cretinous self.

And yes thank God you know you are chipmunk. A stùpid one at that.

Last advice: Learn to type like a responsible fellow and not one useless gangster from the hood who is lost on crack.

Now swerve to a safe distance where you won't infect me with your stupidity. I'm done exposing your foolishness for all and sundry.

Dolt.[/color]
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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Now it's very clear. You are simply here for fun.

So why don't you go to where the fun at and stop displaying your dumbness everywhere around cyberspace. We have the derailer's paradise. You can go there and catch your friggin fun.

Don't jump on threads your low IQ is incapable of rendering any solution to. You are only making a fool of your cretinous self.

And yes thank God you know you are chipmunk. A stùpid one at that.

Last advice: Learn to type like a responsible fellow and not one useless gangster from the hood who is lost on crack.

Now swerve to a safe distance where you won't infect me with your stupidity. I'm done exposing your foolishness for all and sundry.

Dolt.[/color]
1st attack!

Romance › Re: Have I Spoilt My Relationship? by funlord(m): 10:54am On Jun 09, 2015
RobinHez:
Let us land here....this is where its happening
cc Kingtom , funlord, sweetorgasm, alberto2k , agarawu23
I don show! While blowing clouds of skunk and swigging from an open bottle of hennessy! What a gwan
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:29am On Jun 09, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Bye grin
grin
VictoriaBee:
Bye grin
Wise move!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:18am On Jun 09, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Really??

And you claim to be a Ph.D holder?

With this pile of crap ranging from bad punctuations, spellings et al, you heaped here?
My junior brother in J.S1 can do better. sad
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VictoriaBee:
Really??

And you "CLAIM TO BE A PH.D HOLDER?"

With this pile of crap ranging from bad punctuations, spellings et al, you heaped here?
My junior brother in J.S1 can do better. sad
Lmfao! Show me where I made any claim like the bolded to be in possession of a PH.D? So U can't even differentiate between a doctoral, masters or other degrees? And u wanna become a pharmacist? With this sort of your own brand of cognitive reasoning? Now u have resorted 2 talking about slangs and how I write on a social forum? Are u now the son of mark? That's even an insult 2 the son of mark sef! U that are like the "female version of robin hood? a renowned gbagaun queen?" Vickybee! Please go and read your books study hard and try and become something else in life! If u have no lectures 2day abeg go and watch telemundo! Or chat 2 your boyfriend if u have finally gotten 1! If not try and "cc mr cork abeg"! I'm getting dumber by replying or bantering with U, and I can't afford 2 become like U! The MESSAGE was clear!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:58am On Jun 09, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Masters? and you write like this? undecided
Who brought U into the Lords mentions? Did U forget 2 take your postinor 2 tabs 2day or Are U just _stupid? Is this a classroom or the internet? Look @ this "vacuous teenage dunce" who masquerades as a feminist! I have more knowledge in my "thumb than U have in your entire "mucus and sewage matter filled brain" so I can't even see my self engaging in a discourse with someone currently engaged "in a war with multiple carry overs in unilag" or that does not even have an n.y.s.c certificate yet! Now listen carefully "rodent" after the superb beat down I gave you earlier on this forum you resorted to running, reporting and calling MODS to save U anytime U even saw me reading a thread U were ranting on! I was not suprised at your cowardice because "empty vessels like yourself make a lot of noise and sound loud from a distance", it is only on closer inspection that one realises that u are really as docile as a house cat! Now take your cowardly persona and go and banter with your MATES or other MONGS who have ample time 4 your special brand of silly behaviour! Unless U want me 2 feature U in "Disgrace session season 2", then please I would advise that U gladly create a thread that would doubly serve as a "ban free zone for both of us, as well as the scene that would enable other landers 2 read out your eulogy and observe your last rites!" IF U don't do that, then U are A _BASTARD, A COWARD and an INCONSEQUENTIAL FLEA BAG! Now swerve a little bit into the oncoming traffic on the 3rd mainland bridge so that U may end up as roadkill! That is your destiny after all! I rate and have more regard 4 my toilet paper over U! Ewu!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:30pm On Jun 08, 2015
LadyBoss1:
I can do the spilt undecided dats bout it lol
Ah the SPLITS! That's all I needed 2 know! Carry on!

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