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Family › Re: IS It Advisable 4 Couples To Watch Porn Together? Are There No Disadvantages? by funlord(m): 12:51pm On Jun 12, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]90% of couples watch porn to improve their sex lives, and when I say improve, I mean to make it more enjoyable and exciting.
They get to learn new ways to please themselves.
New sex styles, and a lot of other things that can spice up their sexual experience.[/color]
grin
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]90% of couples watch porn to improve their sex lives, and when I say improve, I mean to make it more enjoyable and exciting.
They get to learn new ways to please themselves.
New sex styles, and a lot of other things that can spice up their sexual experience.[/color]
90%? Stop pulling estimates out of your arse! This is a LIE!
Family › Re: A Married Man. A Single Lady. The Infidelity Trend... by funlord(m): 12:40pm On Jun 12, 2015
grin The moral of the story is simply this! "Close your legs to married men!" P.s: We no send una!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:22pm On Jun 12, 2015
lordhugo:
Do you have to show this "bragging" attitude all the time?


Imo you are dissing has even fallen from its great heights of yesterday. It still ranks above an Akwa-ibom with all "The Niger Delta Money".
Argue factually.
Chaiii! Kingsley why na?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:00pm On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:
LMAO grin grin grin
[size=44pt] Gay Bish Bye!!![/size]
grin
MrsChima:
LMAO grin grin grin
[size=44pt] Gay Bish Bye!!![/size]
Yes! Your weak "retort which also doubles as an exit strategy" was expected, although YOU made the wise choice! Now I would advise you log your brains out from DELUSION.COM and maintain your lane! I would have also bid you farewell but its a well known fact that "monkeys" don't understand english!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:50am On Jun 12, 2015
MrsChima:
Are you still painedhuh?
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MrsChima:
Are you still painedhuh?
Pained over what madam? I've never given you the time of day, neither have I ever indulged in your favourite past time which involves "immoral, lewd, libido sapping, wack sex chats, neither have I ever sent you a "pm", neither have I ever descended so low to such a level that I found myself engaging in banter or posting at the same time as you on a thread where you were actively displaying your "penchant for garrulous out of point postings"? The fact that i exposed your base less claims regarding your present location, your looks as well as your marital status? Or the fact that you lack the smarts, ammunition, mental fortitude or even strategy to go on one of your feminist rant filled tangents with a higher power such as your LORD? Or the fact that I am currently thinking of whether or not your moniker deserves a taste of my special brand of keystroke annihilation? On the contrary, I think it is YOU that must be pained! Now Listen carefully little girl, thread carefully as regards my mentions! If YOU want to really find out whether the existence of KRATOS is simply a myth or not? Then make your move!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:29am On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Yea. Only when you learn to use words appropriately. grin[/color]
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AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Yea. Only when you learn to use words appropriately. grin[/color]
Bloody robin hood of" GBAGAUN"!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:25am On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


Deranged envious marsupial. Butt-licking nitwit. grin
grin
TheSonOfMark:


Deranged envious marsupial. Butt-licking nitwit. grin
See the Mongrel stating that U BREAK RULES? It seems he wants 2 become a mod or a mods pet! No wonder his best friend is that " chimas femi-nazi ex wife that has a plaintain seller as her dp! Pathetic mong!"
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:46am On Jun 12, 2015
ireneony:
dont forget that your people are known for maid/househelp all over nigeriagrin

guy go twerk on the puppy you just ategrin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:39am On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Nah to fattening .. I eat with my eyes .. Lol
cheesy
LadyBoss1:
Nah to fattening .. I eat with my eyes .. Lol
Hmmm! From the photo I'm staring @ right now, Its been fattening the right hot spots all over your bod so why are u complaining?
Crime › Re: N12b Currency Scam: N3.9b Destroyed With Acid, Water, Court Told. by funlord(m): 9:34am On Jun 12, 2015
MAYOWAAK:
So you think people start stealing when they hold political positions.Anyone who steals in other sectors will certainly steal when public assignments beckon.
U are missing the point mr man! Is it right 4 someone who has stolen 10 times what these cbn staff stole, 2 be sitting in one air conditioned hospital ward somewhere in hampstead in the uk, claiming cancer and writing petitions against her gang of criminals who she has been fleecing naija with 4 the past 5yrs? Asking govt. 2 collect oil supplies from them rather than cash in order 2 avoid prosecution? Telling buhari dat dey would bring back this and that amount if they let them go free? Why can't the same courtesy be extended 2 the cbn staff also? Or its is only those who know ex presidents that have such options?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:02am On Jun 12, 2015
ireneony:
or do u mean a city filled with people that eat dogmeat and people for a livingundecided
cheesy
ireneony:
or do u mean a city filled with people that eat dogmeat and people for a livingundecided
Choiii!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:00am On Jun 12, 2015
ireneony:
misssclassy the psychopath always online
grin
ireneony:
misssclassy the psychopath always online
Politics › Re: Ex-cbn Governor, Sanusi, Joins Blackstone by funlord(m): 8:09am On Jun 12, 2015
grin Dexterity based Hammering! Dan Duniya!!!
Crime › Re: N12b Currency Scam: N3.9b Destroyed With Acid, Water, Court Told. by funlord(m): 8:00am On Jun 12, 2015
angry dey should stop disturbing us with these peoples story until dey also start prosecuting deziani alison madueke and co.! Which kind selective probing be this! _fuck outta here men!
Politics › Re: PDP Begs NEMA To Donate Food To Osun Workers! by funlord(m): 7:55am On Jun 12, 2015
grin
Donate which food? Is what is going on in that "skunk weed ravaged state" a "humanitarian crisis" or an "ogbeni manufactured crisis"! A state still generating millions in IGR as well as receiving billions every month from the federal purse! NEMA should not even pick up the governors call! NONSENSE!
Politics › Re: Reasons Why VP Osinbajo Is Left Out Of Security Meetings- Expert by funlord(m): 7:49am On Jun 12, 2015
grin
Op! See ya sources! Linda ikeji? A security expert? If I slap U ehn, U go retire from "junk journalism"! Go in peace!
Politics › Re: Will APC Breakup? by funlord(m): 7:45am On Jun 12, 2015
grin. Na Biscuit?
Politics › Re: NASS Election Coup: We Must Return To Regionalism Now - Dele Ogundele by funlord(m): 7:43am On Jun 12, 2015
harde2lah:
I'm so fvcking tired of Idiots like you who keeps on denigrating the Yoruba tribe and calling them betrayals. Do we have any sort of agreement with you mentally deranged fools? You voted your choice, we voted ours. Your fellow tribesmen (Azikwe et al.) have been aligning with the Gambaris since time immemorial, but you hypocrites have never condemned them. How does our choice and pattern of voting affects you dickhead? please, answer me. Stop blaming all your woes, failures and misfortunes on the Yoruba, fool!
grin
harde2lah:
I'm so fvcking tired of Idiots like you who keeps on denigrating the Yoruba tribe and calling them betrayals. Do we have any sort of agreement with you mentally deranged fools? You voted your choice, we voted ours. Your fellow tribesmen (Azikwe et al.) have been aligning with the Gambaris since time immemorial, but you hypocrites have never condemned them. How does our choice and pattern of voting affects you dickhead? please, answer me. Stop blaming all your woes, failures and misfortunes on the Yoruba, fool!
This is why you and I always quarrel! You never learn from your mistakes! Why are you still trying to educate "Yaba left patients"? Let them be until the grim reaper shows up to have his way with them!
Politics › Re: Man Behind June 12, M.k.o Abiola The Philanthropist by funlord(m): 7:33am On Jun 12, 2015
grin

This abiola that you all want to turn into mandela by force also had 2 sides like a coin oh? If someone loots the commonwealth of his people and turns right around 2 use it 4 progressive ideas like airlines, papers, sports teams etc, it does not mean that individuals deeds have covered the fact that he is a CORRUPT THIEF! He was also a well known financier and front through which naija dictators and their kind fleeced the nation during the military era, until he grew 2 big 4 his britches and got dealt with by his former friends! Listen 2 "fela" or "ask I.T.T"! That's HOW he got his philantrophic cash! Learn your history!
Politics › Re: Man On Solidarity Trek To Honour Buhari , Declared Missing by funlord(m): 9:27pm On Jun 11, 2015
grin

Whenever there is a mysterious problem at hand, look 4 the Woman! One olosho don condition the waka about! NEXT!
Politics › Re: Osun, Ogun And Oyo States Joins Lagos To Declare 12 June Public Holiday by funlord(m): 9:13pm On Jun 11, 2015
grin Kai nigerians? Instead of our leaders 2 address their failings as regards our unity as a nation, na 2 dey celebrate mediocrity in order 2 gloss over the fact dat ethnicity has been the only dividend we have enjoyed in all parts of the nation Without Interruption 4 the past 52 yrs! This our desperation 2 find heroes amongst our various tribes go soon lead us 2 go declare hitler birthday as public holiday by mistake one day!
Romance › Re: Top Lie Men Tell by funlord(m): 4:54pm On Jun 11, 2015
adeybola:
What is that ONE top lie men tellhuh....let's hear#MenAndLies!
grin
adeybola:
What is that ONE top lie men tellhuh....let's hear#MenAndLies!
Abeg op! Because U decided 2 date a "multiple award winning LIAR", no mean say U go just come dey generalise on top all men matters 4 NL! Park well or go date a pastor!
Romance › Re: 12 Commandment For Women by funlord(m): 4:51pm On Jun 11, 2015
grin

Even 4 biblical era their women no follow dis kind concept then na these modern naija mgbeks U dey hope say go send? Make I tell U the koko cuz u are on a long thing!
Romance › Re: M Confused Advice by funlord(m): 4:48pm On Jun 11, 2015
grin
Op my nigga! U need 2 visit the suicide thread in family section! Look 4 one thread called "a 1000 ways 2 die choose 1" and do the needful!
Even my cat dey laugh this your post, and its an ANIMAL!
Romance › Re: What's The Science Behind This by funlord(m):
grin It is simply the effect of passing through the " space and time continuum " that you are experiencing! The force is with you!
Politics › Re: Delegates From Various States Pay Dogara Courtesy Visit (photos) by funlord(m): 4:26pm On Jun 11, 2015
grin The season of "sharing of complimentary cards, company profiles and I BEG SIR" is upon dogara! Enjoy it while it lasts kid!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m):
LadyBoss1:
Lol how do u know .. U been tasting urs ?
My various ladies tell me all the time! So I've taken an opinion poll already, and they always add weight and look fresher after a month spent sipping on my Milkshake!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:06am On Jun 11, 2015
LadyBoss1:
*spits out tea* yuck pls i like my tea sweet not salty angry
My man milk tastes like pineapple juice not salt! I'm special!

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