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katherinna:
Hey guys, you see the thing is I have been viewing this board for quite a long time and I have noticed how silly and immature a lot of you in this section are.

Wait a minute, are you all teenagers? Cause you'll behave like teenagers.
You insult a lot, you cuss a lot. You even gang up on yourselves. You hardly make reasonable statements and comments. Gosh! What's up with you people here.

There are only a few people I have come to like. I won't mention names. And there are some I would deal with if the y cross paths with me cause I can't tolerate stupidity.

What's with you'll mehn. I would have registered a while ago, cause I love romantic issues and all, and I love sharing my opinion on relationship stuff and all, but I just noticed there were too many kids here.

But I just created this account yesterday though. I did it because there was this guy I saw, sexkills or something. I liked his comments. The only mature and wise ones I ever saw for a while. So I said to myself if someone like this is on this section then I can be too.

So here I am. My name is katherine but I noticed someone already used that. I tried katherina which is the original spelling of the name and someone already used that so I added an extra n - "katherinna"

So guys I like the way the forum has been programmed and all. It's user friendly and easy to use.

Well, that's all for now.

katherinna:
Hey guys, you see the thing is I have been viewing this board for quite a long time and I have noticed how silly and immature a lot of you in this section are.

Wait a minute, are you all teenagers? Cause you'll behave like teenagers.
You insult a lot, you cuss a lot. You even gang up on yourselves. You hardly make reasonable statements and comments. Gosh! What's up with you people here.

There are only a few people I have come to like. I won't mention names. And there are some I would deal with if the y cross paths with me cause I can't tolerate stupidity.

What's with you'll mehn. I would have registered a while ago, cause I love romantic issues and all, and I love sharing my opinion on relationship stuff and all, but I just noticed there were too many kids here.

But I just created this account yesterday though. I did it because there was this guy I saw, sexkills or something. I liked his comments. The only mature and wise ones I ever saw for a while. So I said to myself if someone like this is on this section then I can be too.

So here I am. My name is katherine but I noticed someone already used that. I tried katherina which is the original spelling of the name and someone already used that so I added an extra n - "katherinna"

So guys I like the way the forum has been programmed and all. It's user friendly and easy to use.

Well, that's all for now.

No one cares about all this certified tripe you typed! View threads, make a comment, learn a little, battle a bit, flirt randomly, choose not to comment, give advice or just kindly _FUCK OFF!

Op! Your brother needs to step his game up find a fit girfriend and quit "_fucking low grade oloshos," while you need to go and buy some secondary school english comprehension and legibility study books for yourself! You sound like an illiterate! Its not cute!

_Bitch niggaz talk _shit then they abandon ship, while rich niggaz like me stay steadily stacking up chips, some monikers love biting my flow like its part of their lower lip, while female mods spend their lunch breaks steadily sucking on the lords dick,
Wack rappers and feminist _twats always get
Dealt with real quick, while I leave _shit stains of embarrassment all on their reputations like a critically panned movie flick, I'm a threat to your lives at all times like cancer, and _fucking with the lord is never a nice thing to encounter, cause I love leaving body parts in unnatural positions like those of a dead break dancers!

Op! I salute your skill 4 dubious, unfounded, doubt filled, unscientific, baseless, and fantasy inducing topics! You are truly blessed!

Abeg madam focus on being a single mother for now! Many women have successfully walked this path for eons! You have more pressing issues than "husband matter" for now! That being said, this your gist resemble one film wey I watch yesterday oh?

Abeg o.p, this your girlfriend pass her digits down make I hala am! I just want 2 give her a couple of _fucks though not marriage because even lucifer never create this kind demon wey you dey describe! But something like this would be a good lay I'm sure! Send it asap!

Op! Healthy, helps the growing baby, gives her back and spine support! Why the _fuck not? Abeg no post "local content" next time again before you go make me vex!

It is Only confirmed psychopaths, the possessed and people with deep rooted and long term emotional issues that need to use chains,whips and beatings to enjoy sex! 50 shades my ass! This is the kind of crap that led "david carradine" to an early grave! Google him!

Acquilla:
People, I need your sincere advice. Here is my story. There is this lady I have been dating for the past two years. We have been together through thick and thin and being honest, she is a wife material. Even some of my family member’s siblings to be precise can attest to her virtues. All the while, I have admired her qualities and in fairness to God, she has what it takes to be a good wife and till now, I am yet to cheat on her because I don’t cheat. After few months of normal early cravings of a new relationship, things started declining from my own end. I realized she is not romantic. This she blamed on the type of home she came from. I tried my best to teach her but maybe I’m not a good teacher. I am this kind of guy whose romantic part get driven by my girl. In this case my girl is not romantic and it had adverse effect on me too.

I have told her couple of times that I am yet to experience that intense feeling of love one has for her boo. That intense cravings, outpour of excruciating feelings and emotional attachments that makes you so eager to ask if she’s gonna marry you…..I was quick to identify this some months after we started dating and while doing some self evaluation, I realized one of the reasons apart from the fact that I found her not romantic why I am not too attached is the fact that she seemed not too beautiful for my taste. I am this kind of guy that likes beautiful women; she isn’t ugly though I will classify her as average in all (55%) by my own standards. The funniest thing is my friends say she’s beautiful but I have never seen her in that light. There was a time she complained lightly that I have never called her pretty.

Late last year, I got a visa out of Nigeria and my parents started talking to me about marriage .My mum likes her a lot but my father is just indifferent about her. Well probably because my father and I kind of share the same taste in terms of pretty women (my mum is beautiful). Now I have to decide as soon as possible and I am really scared because my decision will either make or mar my home. I want to get married to someone I really love to the bones yet I don’t want to hurt her. Not someone who I will have to think twice if anyone asks if I really love her. It’s not as if I don’t love her at all but maybe not strong enough to talk about marriage. I am yet to feel so deeply in love with her after two years. I have had two ladies before her and I know how we were all over each other. In her case, I even don’t regularly tell her I love her yet I used to be very very romantic in my past relationships.

I do not have any other lady catching my attention I have just been indifferent. As a matter of fact, when I wanted to leave Nigeria, my parents wanted a formal introduction but I wasn’t sure if I want her for a life partner after two years and I don’t wanna hurt her because she will be broken psychologically. On the other hand, I get scared of losing her because women with such a good character like her are very rare to come by these days. Nevertheless, I am certain that if I meet someone with same character as her today and let’s say 75% rating, I may be carried away so easily without looking back. I don’t want to marry a woman I will likely cheat on after marriage.

One last complicacy is the fact that she is from a broken home. Her mum got married to several men at the early stage of her life and had children with them (I am not judging). I had to lie to my parents that her parents had divorced several years ago. Even at that they immediately started questioning me about her sisters: if her sisters are still in marriage and if they are doing fine. This alone haunts me sometimes because I don’t tell lies.

Now, I am at a cross road. Sometimes I tell myself that with time I will learn to love her as my wife and in the same vein I tell myself if after over two years, the love had dwindled from my own end to this extent what will happen in marriage? Can I learn to love her truly overtime? Should I let her go? Please help me!!!!!

Acquilla:
People, I need your sincere advice. Here is my story. There is this lady I have been dating for the past two years. We have been together through thick and thin and being honest, she is a wife material. Even some of my family member’s siblings to be precise can attest to her virtues. All the while, I have admired her qualities and in fairness to God, she has what it takes to be a good wife and till now, I am yet to cheat on her because I don’t cheat. After few months of normal early cravings of a new relationship, things started declining from my own end. I realized she is not romantic. This she blamed on the type of home she came from. I tried my best to teach her but maybe I’m not a good teacher. I am this kind of guy whose romantic part get driven by my girl. In this case my girl is not romantic and it had adverse effect on me too.

I have told her couple of times that I am yet to experience that intense feeling of love one has for her boo. That intense cravings, outpour of excruciating feelings and emotional attachments that makes you so eager to ask if she’s gonna marry you…..I was quick to identify this some months after we started dating and while doing some self evaluation, I realized one of the reasons apart from the fact that I found her not romantic why I am not too attached is the fact that she seemed not too beautiful for my taste. I am this kind of guy that likes beautiful women; she isn’t ugly though I will classify her as average in all (55%) by my own standards. The funniest thing is my friends say she’s beautiful but I have never seen her in that light. There was a time she complained lightly that I have never called her pretty.

Late last year, I got a visa out of Nigeria and my parents started talking to me about marriage .My mum likes her a lot but my father is just indifferent about her. Well probably because my father and I kind of share the same taste in terms of pretty women (my mum is beautiful). Now I have to decide as soon as possible and I am really scared because my decision will either make or mar my home. I want to get married to someone I really love to the bones yet I don’t want to hurt her. Not someone who I will have to think twice if anyone asks if I really love her. It’s not as if I don’t love her at all but maybe not strong enough to talk about marriage. I am yet to feel so deeply in love with her after two years. I have had two ladies before her and I know how we were all over each other. In her case, I even don’t regularly tell her I love her yet I used to be very very romantic in my past relationships.

I do not have any other lady catching my attention I have just been indifferent. As a matter of fact, when I wanted to leave Nigeria, my parents wanted a formal introduction but I wasn’t sure if I want her for a life partner after two years and I don’t wanna hurt her because she will be broken psychologically. On the other hand, I get scared of losing her because women with such a good character like her are very rare to come by these days. Nevertheless, I am certain that if I meet someone with same character as her today and let’s say 75% rating, I may be carried away so easily without looking back. I don’t want to marry a woman I will likely cheat on after marriage.

One last complicacy is the fact that she is from a broken home. Her mum got married to several men at the early stage of her life and had children with them (I am not judging). I had to lie to my parents that her parents had divorced several years ago. Even at that they immediately started questioning me about her sisters: if her sisters are still in marriage and if they are doing fine. This alone haunts me sometimes because I don’t tell lies.

Now, I am at a cross road. Sometimes I tell myself that with time I will learn to love her as my wife and in the same vein I tell myself if after over two years, the love had dwindled from my own end to this extent what will happen in marriage? Can I learn to love her truly overtime? Should I let her go? Please help me!!!!!

Oh no! YOU are in trouble! Next time look before you leap!

Joy1706:
The man runs after everything in skirts, the woman is told to turn a blind eye. He impregnates one of his side chics, the woman is told not to leave her home for any woman and is even told to bring the baby into her home to raise. He infects her with STDS, she is told to use condoms and to do periodic tests. They also never fail to emphasise that she must never deny him sex. He goes as far as bringing his mistresses into their matrimonial home to sleep with and she is still told to turn a blind eye and pray till she can't move her jaw again. We hear all these advice from men and sadly, women too.
Where is one supposed to draw the line? When is it okay to leave a cheating husband? Why do we advise women to swallow all these bullshit? Abi, is it just me that finds a philandering man intolerable?

Joy1706:
The man runs after everything in skirts, the woman is told to turn a blind eye. He impregnates one of his side chics, the woman is told not to leave her home for any woman and is even told to bring the baby into her home to raise. He infects her with STDS, she is told to use condoms and to do periodic tests. They also never fail to emphasise that she must never deny him sex. He goes as far as bringing his mistresses into their matrimonial home to sleep with and she is still told to turn a blind eye and pray till she can't move her jaw again. We hear all these advice from men and sadly, women too.
Where is one supposed to draw the line? When is it okay to leave a cheating husband? Why do we advise women to swallow all these bullshit? Abi, is it just me that finds a philandering man intolerable?

O.P! It is okay 2 leave this kind of husband you have described as "soon as yesterday"!

abdrazak:
How should I go about it?
Anytime my fiancee come to my house, she always call my younger brothers with their name. My mum called me yesterday that I should rebuke it from her calling my younger brothers with their names even my younger ones of my family members.
She (My mum) said she (My fiancee) should be calling them Brother ................... or look for a pet name to be calling them. She really got angry with her yesterday. She now told me that if she doesnt change, she will tell her not to come to my house again.
I love my fiancee likewise my mum too and I can't afford to lose my wife to be.
NB: I'm still leaving under the roof of my parent.

abdrazak:
How should I go about it?
Anytime my fiancee come to my house, she always call my younger brothers with their name. My mum called me yesterday that I should rebuke it from her calling my younger brothers with their names even my younger ones of my family members.
She (My mum) said she (My fiancee) should be calling them Brother ................... or look for a pet name to be calling them. She really got angry with her yesterday. She now told me that if she doesnt change, she will tell her not to come to my house again.
I love my fiancee likewise my mum too and I can't afford to lose my wife to be.
NB: I'm still leaving under the roof of my parent.

Is your brothers name brother? Or is your wife secretly related to you and him? And by the way why is your mum still giving you instructions on how to handle a woman you want to marry? Unfortunately it seems your mum is a village woman who still believes in archaic and senseless customs and traditions that do nothing for society so you are stuck with that problem for the time being! Listening to her sometimes" _stupid advice" should be at your own risk! As for you, I think you need to grow some balls in addition to a backbone and stop making a mockery of your educational background and men in general! A name is a name not a title! Even if your brothers name is "busta rhymes ebele toyota beyonce", then that is WHAT THE _FUCK your wife should always call him! Nonsense!

13regular:
Goodmorning Nigerians! Pls can someone help me pass this humble appeal to our President!!

Since the inception of this administration, the spate of bombimg and slaughters by Boko haram terrorist and their Fulani counterparts seems to have turned daily news on Nairaland. One can hardly come online without seeing traumatic pictures of the mayhem being unleashed on Nigerians by this set of animal.

The apeals now are

1. PMB has won the elections and power has returned to the North, let Mr President call this animals to order!

2. Mr President should please stop this unending trips with a bid to decieve us into believing the group were not working for his election!

3. Mr President should stop playing politics with the lives of the northerners that voted him into power through fear, intimidation and killings

Please our Dear PMB, call your staffs to order and stop these pretensious trips with the intent to fool Nigerians.

Lest I forget, the slogan of the APC during campains was based on fighting corruption therefore President Buhari should please prove it that He is different from the Jonathanian era that was corruption ridden! Thanks.

13regular:
Goodmorning Nigerians! Pls can someone help me pass this humble appeal to our President!!

Since the inception of this administration, the spate of bombimg and slaughters by Boko haram terrorist and their Fulani counterparts seems to have turned daily news on Nairaland. One can hardly come online without seeing traumatic pictures of the mayhem being unleashed on Nigerians by this set of animal.

The apeals now are

1. PMB has won the elections and power has returned to the North, let Mr President call this animals to order!

2. Mr President should please stop this unending trips with a bid to decieve us into believing the group were not working for his election!

3. Mr President should stop playing politics with the lives of the northerners that voted him into power through fear, intimidation and killings

Please our Dear PMB, call your staffs to order and stop these pretensious trips with the intent to fool Nigerians.

Lest I forget, the slogan of the APC during campains was based on fighting corruption therefore President Buhari should please prove it that He is different from the Jonathanian era that was corruption ridden! Thanks.

Any sound mind that reads your post would come to the following conclusions:

1: you are an ethnic jingoist

2: you are a religious bigot

3: you are poorly informed and know next to nothing about the machinations of government

4: you are a bitter "pdp fan" still pained over the fact that the previous president "ebele" has been booted out, and that this may have denied you ease of access to prosperity through one of his associates or policies!

Try and "change"even though "bad belle" is allowed!

EFCC? Keep on charging! Una go soon begin sell "powerbank" 2 nigerians!

It seems dat is the day the "fixed deposit interest deal" he struck with the bank would yield dividends! Ogbeni baba!

Emenahagos02:
In English pls

Emenahagos02:
In English pls

Chei! Prof emeritus!

My friend hurry up and save us all these your "songs of solomon lyrics"! Nigerians are anxious due to the myriad of problems affecting them as well as the country and how they can be solved, not because anyone wants you to fail! You should have had an idea of who you would want to work with and should have began consultations during ebele's "6 week political offensive against boko boys", your destiny was clear then!

voxpopp:
Why are they explaining to TANOIDS

They have no brains to comprehend such things.

Its like explaining further-maths to a three year old kid

From the first day of buharis presidency all they come hear to shout on nairaland is "Daura President".

The funny thing is we gave jonathan almost two years before the name "clueless" stuck and its quite unfortunate that the majority of people that referred to Jonathan as clueless were the same people that voted for him but were grossly disappointed especially after years of nothingness. The clueless was never in charge of his reign...even his illiterate wife would have done a better job.

TANOIDS deserve no explanation from this administration especially cos hate and bigotry wouldn't let them understand anything.

Let them forward all their demand of performance to Wike, T. Orjis puppet in abia and other PDP doctor whom they voted because they never beleived in buharis presidency

voxpopp:
Why are they explaining to TANOIDS

They have no brains to comprehend such things.

Its like explaining further-maths to a three year old kid

From the first day of buharis presidency all they come hear to shout on nairaland is "Daura President".

The funny thing is we gave jonathan almost two years before the name "clueless" stuck and its quite unfortunate that the majority of people that referred to Jonathan as clueless were the same people that voted for him but were grossly disappointed especially after years of nothingness. The clueless was never in charge of his reign...even his illiterate wife would have done a better job.

TANOIDS deserve no explanation from this administration especially cos hate and bigotry wouldn't let them understand anything.

Let them forward all their demand of performance to Wike, T. Orjis puppet in abia and other PDP doctor whom they voted because they never beleived in buharis presidency

TANOIDS and EBELE FANS! Sorry oh?

Op! Please kindly add IBB, ABACHA, ABDULSALAM and EBELE to this list! Nonsense!

Abeg na NEPA dey keep tinubu and atiku in any sort of darkness oh! Abi when tinubu be governor, and when atiku be vice pee? Dem show buhari dia own lists?

Hmmmm! No be nigeria wey I know? This $21 milla fit enter voicemail oh! Abeg make femi falana hold the cash 1st till the people wey wan collect am show face! Sure p don show us the way!

chaxking:
lol u just proved how foolish u are. Point taken president of poverty nd tag along

chaxking:
lol u just proved how foolish u are. Point taken president of poverty nd tag along

Damn! E don pain am! REALITY bites abi? Keep suffering and smiling! U need am! Lolz........

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]You are still leaving off bursaries. What a shame.
When I was in school I got a yearly scholarship of 200 thousand naira and it didn't even mean anything to me.
And you re here jubilating because of an ordinary bursary.

You are still a kid and you need to grow up.

You are missing the point. What I typed there isn't some bunch of insults that I took time to compile. What I wrote there is the truth.

You see why I said you are a kid. Everything for you is a contest. A contest where you'd always want to win. Do you think that's what life is all about.

You said you get kicks from making my life miserable. Let's examine that shall we.
Did you stop me from eating 5 times yesterday? No
Did you stop me from having a good night sleep? No
Did you stop me from spending quality time with my siblings and family? No
Did you stop me from visiting friends? No
Did you stop me from laughing and smiling? No
Did you stop me from engaging in my day to day activities? No

So how then are you making me miserable?

You have to understand that you are just wasting your time insulting a moniker and not the person behind it.
At the end of the day it's you who would be miserable.

They say time is money, and although I won't like to brag, you and I are definitely not in the same financial strata.

So if you like keep on wasting your time trying to bring me down.
Maybe later in life when your mates are boasting about cars and houses, all you would be boasting about is how you brought an ordinary moniker down and how you achieved your status and an E-lord on the derailers thread in romance section.

You are a male and the pressure is on you to make money quick and get married.
So if you like keep on wasting your time engaging in e-brawls with everyone. I can only but pity you.

You think you are earning peoples respect by all this? No. Everyone sees you as nothing but a kid with a dictionary.
Look at you, basking in the false euphoria that you are better than everyone. That you are some sort of champion that no one can challenge. How pathetic.

What you don't understand is that all this is just a phase. Most of the people you are claiming to"slay" and most of the you are proving your status as the so called E-lord, will leave this section one they and then you would realize that you just wasted you time chasing vanity and foolishness.

All this you're doing doesn't affect my life in anyway. I am still living my normal life the way I supposed to.
Because when I log-out of nairaland, everything about nairaland disappears. I forget about it.

So keep on wasting time and energy on an ordinary moniker. When you are done, you would have seen that it was just a waste of time.

Better wake up and face reality, boy. [/color]

TOCHI? What is this? You have been playing with my sword abi? Chei, choi, chaii!

pinkiberry:
sorry to ask buh are u this jobless? all u do is insult ppl. u claim in your diary that u r a graduate of uniben but u don't act like one. I don't blame u. I blame Nigeria ex president for not providing jobs for jobless graduates like u. cos all u do is sit down n be spending away ur time on nairaland. from morning to night u r online. pls get a life. u can't be thisuseless to the society. I understand that there is no job but find something doing with your life. become an entrepreneur at least. u get all these insults in nairaland cos u spend so much time here busy insulting ppl n mods esp ishilove. I don't no whether u want seun to make u a nairaland romance section mod n remove ishilove. u can never b a mod. ishilove is way better Dan u so stop trying so hard to b like her. all u do is copy her n insult her at every slightest opportunity u get. like u don't av any other tin doing apart from nairaland. am not insulting u but just an advice.

pinkiberry:
sorry to ask buh are u this jobless? all u do is insult ppl. u claim in your diary that u r a graduate of uniben but u don't act like one. I don't blame u. I blame Nigeria ex president for not providing jobs for jobless graduates like u. cos all u do is sit down n be spending away ur time on nairaland. from morning to night u r online. pls get a life. u can't be thisuseless to the society. I understand that there is no job but find something doing with your life. become an entrepreneur at least. u get all these insults in nairaland cos u spend so much time here busy insulting ppl n mods esp ishilove. I don't no whether u want seun to make u a nairaland romance section mod n remove ishilove. u can never b a mod. ishilove is way better Dan u so stop trying so hard to b like her. all u do is copy her n insult her at every slightest opportunity u get. like u don't av any other tin doing apart from nairaland. am not insulting u but just an advice.

Mummy, come and SEE MERCILESS advice!!!

chaxking:
lazy ass like u are d ones killing dis country, go nd work nd stop been dependent. Just so u know u are on your own, ur cousin is not ur dad or mum. Grow up homs

Na the kind of your type wey we go _fuck una wives, girlfriends, and sisters tire with the cash we will surely amass in govt. while you will be busy thanking us after they finish presenting us to you as their fictional relatives ! Dey here dey hate on my good fortune instead of thinking of how you go take escape your poverty filled destiny! Dunce!

TheSonOfMark:

Transgendered dimwit, you want me to make you deactivate your account again? If that is your subtle request then by all means I'd gladly oblige it, Cururu toad.

What? Caitlyn is on NL?

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Sorry but I can't do that. It doesn't sound right. [/color]

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Sorry but I can't do that. It doesn't sound right. [/color]

See F9!

The LAW is still 14 years oh? Some people take note!

Krystalxxx:
Ewwwwwww

See nabbing? Rogerdat sorry oh! Next time don't make false claims! Lmfao!!!

This is how 2 handle this?.. Wife...".honey suck my _pussy"...me.."no shaking dear...lick lick lick"!

Next day Me..."sweetie swallow my balls please"....wife..."no dear, I don't like it!"

3rd day me...."hello falana! Abeg I need you 2 help me initiate divorce proceedings against this selfish,self centred _twat of a woman dat I married in error a decade ago! Ese gan!"

Bros! U wan do nysc twice? tell her 2 come and lash U if she wants 2 continue receiving these seasonal privileges! She will either run away and leave u and your babe in peace or she shall gladly become your under g mistress! Either way na godwin 4 U!

Krystalxxx:
Lol look atewww

Krystalxxx:
Lol look atewww

Hmmmm! The nose sweet small sha? but Are you sure you are not related 2 this homie?

Krystalxxx:

People have strange fetishes

Krystalxxx:

People have strange fetishes

Make I run go see the nostrils sef!...****runs off 2 check****!