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LadyBoss1:
Hmm im not even tryna brag i can seriously dance ...

LadyBoss1:
Hmm im not even tryna brag i can seriously dance ...

Dancer huh? So that means you are also very BENDY I guess? **cough**!

Abeg op since your ex no send you again why are you still sending him? Its high time you start searching for a new chap out of the almost 2 billion other men out there in the world! Grow up and move on because you don't look like a secondary school girl to me sha! Na them sabi think like this!

E be like say the chairman look your character like hungry girl ? Try and seriously improve her swag because based on this your epistle na "Mgbeke treatment" she go everly dey collect from ogas!

jamela:
My brother would be 28 this year and he is thinking of settling down, he said he wants to get married before he is 30, however he has been studying for his PhD abroad and would be done when he's 30-31. Would you advice him to get married now while studying or should he wait till he is done? Please sensible advice only.

Tell your brother to wait till he is done with school, then he should get a job that can assist him in supporting a family and then try to save up for about 2 years because the 1st two years of every marriage are quite challenging due to financial constraints! A proper age would be 32! Plus you are quite hot also!

firstEVA:
Give her what she wants, there will be no nagging, it's actually that simple.

firstEVA:
Give her what she wants, there will be no nagging, it's actually that simple.

GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS? Do women ever even know what they WANT? Give them the world and issue go still show face! Lmfao!

Where is that wheelbarrow pusher? Why U no show 4 politics section dis morning! Or is U still dey inside kiri kiri east wing?

Op! No matter how much you try to sugarcoat or respray the tenure of this "anomaly of a nigerian 1st lady", it would never overcome the facts that she was a "corrupt, thieving, embarrassing, inarticulate, arrogant, selfish, garrulous, local nitwit" and nigerias worst 1st lady of all time! Good riddance 2 bad rubbish! Dame my arse! Lol!

"Odas is Odas"! PMB and the naija youth should pay attention 2 this message, its the RIGHT one!

Nice 2 see Central command move 2 the point of contact in maiduguri! We don tire 2 dey see all these peppersoup generals wey na only 2 dey shayo and chase oloshos all over abuja with military funds dem sabi! Go and fight the war against the boko goats, annihilate them and then return 2 abuja after it has been won! Even if na field marshall rank una want dat time buhari go drop promotion 4 all man! No more general 4 mouth again!

Op
listen 2 a boss! THE BABE NO SEND U! U also sound as if U are still trapped in the "friend zone" hoping 2 escape 2 the "main zone", but it seems she just enjoys being more of a friend to U than a wife? Anyway this your whole story be like soup wey maggi and salt never enter becuz it sounds incomplete! Re- arrange am but still check my bolded advice!

Beamborla:
I hated the dept so much that I don't know and never bothered to know any of the lectures name.

There is nothing in poll116...law, bill and doctrine of necessity. I failed cos I went straight to the answer. I didn't write long note.

What year did you graduate?

Beamborla:
I hated the dept so much that I don't know and never bothered to know any of the lectures name.

There is nothing in poll116...law, bill and doctrine of necessity. I failed cos I went straight to the answer. I didn't write long note.

What year did you graduate?

Two thousand and something! Lol! Its not about long note writing but stating your facts in a concise manner while also displaying an aptitude for critical thought! Remember we have 2 deal with a wide variety of people throughout our careers? anyway mass comm. People na gbedu una 2 like dats why! Do U guys still use that open theatre at bauchi road 4 presentations?

Na only divorce go make sense 4 this kind wife abeg, before she also turns my daughter into a lazy dunce just like herself! I'm a guy and I cook, clean and take care of my nieces and nephews sometimes while also handling my biz! What's HER excuse? Get familiar with the facts of life o.p!

Beamborla:
Pol science...hmmmm very funny dept.
Permit me to point it out that your dept is very unorganized plus I earned my first and only F in your dept. Pol116(very painful experience)

Some of my mates were still still writing the course even in 300l

Tried staying off camp; rusau to be precise but I couldn't. Abj and narrG, no no for me. I love cool places.

I studied mass communication.

Beamborla:
Pol science...hmmmm very funny dept.
Permit me to point it out that your dept is very unorganized plus I earned my first and only F in your dept. Pol116(very painful experience)

Some of my mates were still still writing the course even in 300l

Tried staying off camp; rusau to be precise but I couldn't. Abj and narrG, no no for me. I love cool places.

I studied mass communication.

P.S no be easy course na? But a Disorganised department? 2 bad! that must have happened after I left because in my time we made it vibrant and even 2 of our professors were handpicked by 2 different governors to become special advisers in their states! Which lecturer failed U guys? Jibo, pam sha, tallen or ali? Or have dey all left sef?

I.G said he was only joking na? He recanted that statement and made a new 1 this afternoon saying..."Yes, I am aware that WE are actually the most corrupt, savage and confused police force on planet earth! We are not YOUR friends until you manage to steal govt. Funds! Pray for PMB to sanitise us or else YOU nigerians are still doomed!"....I.G arase!

These ones na KING and QUEENS of BLEACHING CREAM! All na hustle!

Beamborla:
Village hostel all through.
Can't imagine myself in any other hostel

What dept did you graduate from?

Beamborla:
Village hostel all through.
Can't imagine myself in any other hostel

What dept did you graduate from?

Political science! Only used 2 go 2 rock in abuja and naragee! Village hostel was 2 dry and far 4 my missions! Lol! Lived off campus all through! So what department are u in?

Beamborla:
P.site

How did you know I'm a jossite?

Beamborla:
P.site

How did you know I'm a jossite?

U will learn about my "yoda skills" soon enough! Anyway I'm also a "great josite" dat graduated from permanent site a while back before I proceeded on my masters! Good school! Are U a naraguta,abuja or villa hostel resident! Lol

Beamborla:
Lolz... As far as I'm concerned, Oga seun is a ghost o
I've only seen his post once...
Let's keep managing this one

Beamborla:
Lolz... As far as I'm concerned, Oga seun is a ghost o
I've only seen his post once...
Let's keep managing this one

Are U in bauchi road campus or permanent site campus @ Unijos?

MrsCorrk:
I juss finished having sex with three men
I had multiple orgasms !!!

MrsCorrk:
I juss finished having sex with three men
I had multiple orgasms !!!

Even though nobody gives 2 _fucks, I hope you collected CASH from them not CHECKS?

SenseiX:
Former president Jonathan pictured with some Nigerians at Heathrow Airport this afternoon.

Goodluck goes to London. Without the bowler hat.


https://mobile.twitter.com/chineduozordi/media/grid?idx=0&tid=607545924307558400

SenseiX:
Former president Jonathan pictured with some Nigerians at Heathrow Airport this afternoon.

Goodluck goes to London. Without the bowler hat.


https://mobile.twitter.com/chineduozordi/media/grid?idx=0&tid=607545924307558400

Even the babies in the seats are looking at him as if them know say the guy na clueless person!

See "biafaran Comedians!" Living like alice in a virtual wonderland and having pipe dreams about cessation! Make una go think of how to upgrade una bank account status frome sickly to healthy abeg, na that time all this una craze go end! U all need 2 escape poverty dats all!

Omoalhaja7:
https://www.buddiescircle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sani-abacha.png

Sani Abacha,  (born September 20, 1943, Kano, Nigeria—died June 8, 1998, Abuja), Nigerian military leader, who served as head of state (1993–98).

Abacha received his formal military training at Nigerian and British military training colleges. He rose through the ranks in the Nigerian military and by 1983 had achieved the rank of brigadier when he assisted Ibrahim Babangida in overthrowing Shehu Shagari, who had been elected to his second presidential term in 1983. Muhammad Buhari became Nigeria’s leader, but just two years later Babangida overthrew Buhari and installed himself as leader with Abacha second in command. Elections were held in 1993 and were won by Moshood Abiola, a candidate supposedly supported by Babangida, who, however, annulled the elections and set up a civilian interim government, which Abacha quickly overthrew.

Although Abacha promised a return to democracy, his actions were anything but democratic. He banned political activity of any kind, fired a large portion of the military, controlled the press, and assembled a personal security force of some 3,000 men. While he supported the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) and its military arm, ECOWAS Monitoring Group (ECOMOG), in sending troops to restore democracy in Liberia and Sierra Leone, he brutally suppressed dissent at home. Abiola and Olusegun Obasanjo, a former military leader of Nigeria (1976–79), were jailed for treason. Wole Soyinka, Nigeria’s Nobel laureate, was also charged with treason, although he had voluntarily left the country. Perhaps Abacha’s most brutal act was the imprisonment, trial, and subsequent execution for treason of writer Ken Saro-Wiwa and other Ogoni activists who were concerned with the environmental exploitation of their region by multinational petroleum companies.

Abacha’s sudden death in June 1998 moved along the process of returning the country to civilian rule. His military successor, Abdusalam Abubakar, oversaw the return to an elected civilian government in 1999. After Abacha’s death, it was rumoured that he and his family had enriched themselves by some $3 billion, most of it held in European banks. In 2002 a settlement, which returned most of the money to the government in exchange for dropping criminal prosecution, was reached between the Obasanjo government and the Abacha family.

So, my fellow NL'ders, what do you remember him for?

Omoalhaja7:
https://www.buddiescircle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sani-abacha.png

Sani Abacha,  (born September 20, 1943, Kano, Nigeria—died June 8, 1998, Abuja), Nigerian military leader, who served as head of state (1993–98).

Abacha received his formal military training at Nigerian and British military training colleges. He rose through the ranks in the Nigerian military and by 1983 had achieved the rank of brigadier when he assisted Ibrahim Babangida in overthrowing Shehu Shagari, who had been elected to his second presidential term in 1983. Muhammad Buhari became Nigeria’s leader, but just two years later Babangida overthrew Buhari and installed himself as leader with Abacha second in command. Elections were held in 1993 and were won by Moshood Abiola, a candidate supposedly supported by Babangida, who, however, annulled the elections and set up a civilian interim government, which Abacha quickly overthrew.

Although Abacha promised a return to democracy, his actions were anything but democratic. He banned political activity of any kind, fired a large portion of the military, controlled the press, and assembled a personal security force of some 3,000 men. While he supported the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) and its military arm, ECOWAS Monitoring Group (ECOMOG), in sending troops to restore democracy in Liberia and Sierra Leone, he brutally suppressed dissent at home. Abiola and Olusegun Obasanjo, a former military leader of Nigeria (1976–79), were jailed for treason. Wole Soyinka, Nigeria’s Nobel laureate, was also charged with treason, although he had voluntarily left the country. Perhaps Abacha’s most brutal act was the imprisonment, trial, and subsequent execution for treason of writer Ken Saro-Wiwa and other Ogoni activists who were concerned with the environmental exploitation of their region by multinational petroleum companies.

Abacha’s sudden death in June 1998 moved along the process of returning the country to civilian rule. His military successor, Abdusalam Abubakar, oversaw the return to an elected civilian government in 1999. After Abacha’s death, it was rumoured that he and his family had enriched themselves by some $3 billion, most of it held in European banks. In 2002 a settlement, which returned most of the money to the government in exchange for dropping criminal prosecution, was reached between the Obasanjo government and the Abacha family.

So, my fellow NL'ders, what do you remember him for?

I remember him to be a very unprofessional soldier, undemocratic in leadership,tyrannical, over ambitious, greedy and a very big looter of government funds! Shikena!

Inconsequential! Please file under HAS BEEN!