Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:43am On Jun 08, 2015 |
joseph1832: The world has no use for misssclassy that's why she decided to make Nairaland her abode.  joseph1832: The world has no use for misssclassy that's why she decided to make Nairaland her abode. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:40am On Jun 08, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Vindication For Barcanista: The Real Reason APC Hate Me (pix) by funlord(m): 9:24am On Jun 08, 2015*. Modified: 10:21am On Jun 08, 2015 |
 Both the op and his stalker mr nightingale abi na night hawk sef are both political nobodies without any modicum of influence in even a local government office run by either the pdp or the apc! Your self styled rantings and posts make me laugh! Be here deceiving ss3 students that you are in the opposition, while some of us who don't even have membership cards of any of the hopeless parties keep using our smarts and links to stack up paper in abuja! Your whole persona would make a hit comedy show if it could be televised! Gtfoh! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:14am On Jun 08, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:02am On Jun 08, 2015 |

I thought I just saw chima's ex wife viewing this thread? "Feminazi alert"! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:00am On Jun 08, 2015 |
 See as kingsley don Decapitate missclassy! Lmfao! END HER!
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:35pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
 Is anyone else watching ebukas interview with opc leader gani adams on channels tv right now? What manner of trash is coming out of his mouth? Oduduwa republic is in trouble with leaders like this repping them oh? Well in other news enjoy this video of floyd mayweather making it rain severely in a strip club last night! Let it motivate you all to hustle harder!!! http://m.tmz.com/videos/0-iydcu285/ |
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by funlord(m): 3:29pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
"Straight out of compton! The n.w.a story!" Hip hop history in motion! |
Family › Re: Why Do Men Cheat On Beautiful Women? by funlord(m): 3:16pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
 Because we can! After all, the really beautiful ones are not yet born! |
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by funlord(m): 3:01pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
martijez: Good morning,I brought this here cos I blieve that y'all would be able to help me one way or the other even if I aint married yet... please I have an issue at hand,I have being having sleepless nights..my relationship is gradually going down the drain.I and my bf have bin having issues over a certain gal which he claimed @ first was just his frnd..this is wah happened..every single day,this gal calls my bf,and he reciprocates the calls,he talks to her as tho he is talking to me,calls her all the sweet names he calls me and even sex chats with her,asking her to come and spend the night in his house that he is having wet dreams cos of her (saw it in his wahsapp chat). B4 I knew about the chats,tho they have bin talking,My bf came to see my family early april and cos it was late,he couldn't travel back and so he told me he would stay in his frnd's house buh I didn't know it was her,it was later on he told me he slept in her frnd's room and not in her room..which I doubt greatly. Last weekend,when I was in his house,this gal marched in as tho it was her bf's house,my bf didn't intoduce me,I later asked him to call her on fone that I wantu talk to her which he did,I asked her why she barged into my bf's house like that and she sed I don't have the right to ask her such question that its not my house,I told him and he sed that she was bin defensive that I shouldn't have asked her the question like that,he also told me that the calls,chats etc were all a game to see if I would get jealous,that I should ignore her,after much pressure he confessed that he only slept with her once(b4 his nysc) which I doubt,I bliv he spent the nite and many other nites in her house,he tells her he has deep feelings 4 her and she is his bestfrnd etc buh when I ask him why he sed that, he will say it was sed on a frndly note...the thing right now is that tho he confessed that he slept with her once,I doubt it and bliv there's more to it,also I made him call her and tell her that she shldnt call him anymore and their frndship has ended,buh the thing is I am not @ peace,cos I bliv he would go bhind my back to call her and apologise for ending their "frndship",I also bliv that he likes her cos he defends her,I don't want to end up with a man that is in love with another woman and again I can't seem to trust him or anything he says,he also sed while we were arguring that his mom doesn't like that..so I tot if his mom actually liked her,he woulda bin dating her meaning he likes or love her,I want to talk to him again buh I fear he would be angry that I brought up an issue which we had finalised already, please wah do I do because I love this man so much and our relationship is not upto 6mnths...was thinking of calling the gal myself cos am really hurting and confused,thanks  martijez: Good morning,I brought this here cos I blieve that y'all would be able to help me one way or the other even if I aint married yet... please I have an issue at hand,I have being having sleepless nights..my relationship is gradually going down the drain.I and my bf have bin having issues over a certain gal which he claimed @ first was just his frnd..this is wah happened..every single day,this gal calls my bf,and he reciprocates the calls,he talks to her as tho he is talking to me,calls her all the sweet names he calls me and even sex chats with her,asking her to come and spend the night in his house that he is having wet dreams cos of her (saw it in his wahsapp chat). B4 I knew about the chats,tho they have bin talking,My bf came to see my family early april and cos it was late,he couldn't travel back and so he told me he would stay in his frnd's house buh I didn't know it was her,it was later on he told me he slept in her frnd's room and not in her room..which I doubt greatly. Last weekend,when I was in his house,this gal marched in as tho it was her bf's house,my bf didn't intoduce me,I later asked him to call her on fone that I wantu talk to her which he did,I asked her why she barged into my bf's house like that and she sed I don't have the right to ask her such question that its not my house,I told him and he sed that she was bin defensive that I shouldn't have asked her the question like that,he also told me that the calls,chats etc were all a game to see if I would get jealous,that I should ignore her,after much pressure he confessed that he only slept with her once(b4 his nysc) which I doubt,I bliv he spent the nite and many other nites in her house,he tells her he has deep feelings 4 her and she is his bestfrnd etc buh when I ask him why he sed that, he will say it was sed on a frndly note...the thing right now is that tho he confessed that he slept with her once,I doubt it and bliv there's more to it,also I made him call her and tell her that she shldnt call him anymore and their frndship has ended,buh the thing is I am not @ peace,cos I bliv he would go bhind my back to call her and apologise for ending their "frndship",I also bliv that he likes her cos he defends her,I don't want to end up with a man that is in love with another woman and again I can't seem to trust him or anything he says,he also sed while we were arguring that his mom doesn't like that..so I tot if his mom actually liked her,he woulda bin dating her meaning he likes or love her,I want to talk to him again buh I fear he would be angry that I brought up an issue which we had finalised already, please wah do I do because I love this man so much and our relationship is not upto 6mnths...was thinking of calling the gal myself cos am really hurting and confused,thanks My friend will YOU GROW UP? Your man that you love so much and his preferred sweet cheeks have turned YOU into the MISTRESS in your own relationship and you are here claiming you love someone so much who by his actions has shown that he detests you twice as much! He has disrespected you to the point of no return and that is why the other girl treats you and his property anyhow! It is done FULLY with his consent so if you like keep dulling yourself! Now park well and allow me go and handle REAL issues on other threads! Love wantintin!!! |
Family › Re: I Think My Husband Is Molesting My 3 Months Old Daughter.. Woman Cries by funlord(m): 2:45pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Airforce1: I noticed my husband has been molesting my 3months old daughter. I've been suspecting it but is this evening I confirmed it because I saw him trying to make her suck his breast so immediately I came out from the bathroom he paused. I entered to get something, came out and saw him trying to make my daughter suck his dick. He did as if he was trying to make her get up. I saw his penis out from one side of his boxers. And it was wet. I collected my child and he quickly adjusted his penis. I'm so confused right now. My heart is heavy. What do l do?
http://lindaikeji..co.uk/2015/06/dear-lib-readers-i-think-my-husband-is.html?utmsource=feedburner&m=1 ..................... |
Family › Re: I Think My Husband Is Molesting My 3 Months Old Daughter.. Woman Cries by funlord(m): 2:44pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Airforce1: I noticed my husband has been molesting my 3months old daughter. I've been suspecting it but is this evening I confirmed it because I saw him trying to make her suck his breast so immediately I came out from the bathroom he paused. I entered to get something, came out and saw him trying to make my daughter suck his dick. He did as if he was trying to make her get up. I saw his penis out from one side of his boxers. And it was wet. I collected my child and he quickly adjusted his penis. I'm so confused right now. My heart is heavy. What do l do?
http://lindaikeji..co.uk/2015/06/dear-lib-readers-i-think-my-husband-is.html?utmsource=feedburner&m=1  Airforce1: I noticed my husband has been molesting my 3months old daughter. I've been suspecting it but is this evening I confirmed it because I saw him trying to make her suck his breast so immediately I came out from the bathroom he paused. I entered to get something, came out and saw him trying to make my daughter suck his dick. He did as if he was trying to make her get up. I saw his penis out from one side of his boxers. And it was wet. I collected my child and he quickly adjusted his penis. I'm so confused right now. My heart is heavy. What do l do?
http://lindaikeji..co.uk/2015/06/dear-lib-readers-i-think-my-husband-is.html?utmsource=feedburner&m=1 So the daughter even @ 3 months sabi give head pass her mama? The woman must be extremely wack in the sack but she married a psycho so all is well! Anyway na divorce court go sure pass 4 this utterly confused family if they actually even existed! Linda ikeji my arse! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:48pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
MrCork: ..Lala247....why did u change yor user name?....are u avoidin the crackhead known as missclassy?....sweery, is she disturbin u?  Crackie?
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Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by funlord(m): 1:08pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
 I met this dumb biatch at the club last night who had an ass like blac chyna's! i took her home, waxed her ass, then found out she had a son called dj5Naira! |
Family › Re: Feminism: A Joke In Nigeria—for Now! by funlord(m): 12:25pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
 I know I can't be the only one sick of all these feminism crap threads on NL? What is the problem with women? If you have a man that displays the classic so called "african slave mentality" in a relationship in which he wants to own and control your life since he considers you his property, then you go and find one that would be supportive of your independence and would also be a willing partner throughout your remaining life! Why do most people start referring to culture, parents, ethnic group as justification of why feminism is necessary or not? Are your names SOCIETY? This so called feminism is just REAL life to so many other people in this world! Who cares if a woman is married or not? Or does not want kids or a man or not? Or wants to Abort as she likes, Or wants to work in a construction site as a labourer? Women already do these sort of things because its HOW they want to live their LIFE and some of them have bills to PAY, not because of what one comfortable igbo girl sitting in yankee is writing in order to promote her literary works and earn CASH! As for equal pay yes women deserve it but that is a trade issue! N.l.c also has female members on the board, why can't they push harder for parity? Female house of reps and senate members nkor? Why can't they collabo and push for an equal parity bill? How is it MY FAULT that some women are payed less money so me and all men are now classified as "anti feminist"! Everyone deserved the life they have, if you don't like it, it is left for you to try and change it! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:58am On Jun 07, 2015 |

IGBO KWENU? |
Politics › Re: Senator Chris Anyanwu;the Woman Who Passed The Bill That Allows Sex With 11 Year by funlord(m): 11:57am On Jun 07, 2015 |
 Maybe she is one of those coded abuja "madams" that are usually contracted for gigantic fees 2 supply smallies 4 slaughter 2 fellow senators and the ogas @ the top! She just wants 2 be sure the law is on her side! |
Politics › Re: The North Is Not Ready For The Truth - Sheikh Ahmed Gumi by funlord(m): 11:52am On Jun 07, 2015 |
 If the north is not ready 4 the "truth", and rather they are enjoying the" lies" then what is the problem? How wetin another man chop go come make una _shit!!! |
Politics › Re: We Can't Fight Boko Haram Alone: APC Defends Buhari's Trip To Chad, Niger by funlord(m): 11:47am On Jun 07, 2015 |
 I wonder what is so wrong in our president paying other nations whose borders align with ours a visit meant to build coalitions that would help bring an end to terrorism in all their domains? How does this equate to a failure in policy direction? The stupidity amongst most of our youth this days is mind boggling! |
Politics › Re: Former Petroleum Minister, Alison-Madueke, Undergoing Breast Cancer Treatment by funlord(m): 11:36am On Jun 07, 2015 |
 Na wa oh? So for 6 years cancer patiently stood by and was waiting till her oga lost election before it descended on her? Madam this SCAM no go work abeg, take your treatment and show back! Objectives don finish now na theory get you! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:28am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: @scumlord. that's what you would be receiving from today. I don't consider you witty and worthy enough to have a ruckus or ruction with me, so I'll be giving you the Ish1love and Farano treatment ✘ More like "fear and cowardice" innit? Anyway I hope I helped you with some much needed free publicity 4 your never 2 be released album! Lolz! Take care lady!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:59am On Jun 07, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:54am On Jun 07, 2015 |
AgapeCharis: I've been wondering, who's the person behind ladyboss?  AgapeCharis: I've been wondering, who's the person behind ladyboss? It is LALA247! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:25am On Jun 07, 2015 |
VictoriaBee: Funlord a.k.a redhook  VictoriaBee: Funlord a.k.a redhook Why Are U(of all people) mentioning My monikers? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:21am On Jun 07, 2015*. Modified: 10:55am On Jun 07, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: this agape or funl0rd r£tard just can't do without quoting me. either with their real or make-shift account.
proves how important I am in their miserable and fire-wood supported lives. I wonder what's more nauseating? the fact that you constantly stalk me with no self-dignity or the thought of seeing r0kiatu's excreta✘  Darkrebel666: this agape or funl0rd r£tard just can't do without quoting me. either with their real or make-shift account.
proves how important I am in their miserable and fire-wood supported lives. I wonder what's more nauseating? the fact that you constantly stalk me with no self-dignity or the thought of seeing r0kiatu's excreta✘ Now read with great attention you this "menustrating broke rapper"! Don't ever mention my name in your "aids infected mention"s again? So anybody that takes shots @ U nowadays is either "funlord or agapecharis?" Can't U defend yourself from bullies without mentioning me! Or maybe I'm now your deity? U should have known that the world class embarrassment I brought upon your moniker due 2 the epic feminine behaviour U Were found guilty of displaying would leave U open 2 ridicule from multiple monikers 4 the rest of your life, so please focus on them and not me! After all you are quick 2 call mods when hells kitchen gets 2 hot 4 U and U are infinitesimal when compared 2 my other priorities! This is your last qoute, till u ever make the error of crossing my path again, if u like write an epistle of trash in order 2 seem as if u retaliated, it won't matter, just Take this as a duly noted WARNING! Unless U want me 2 cook up season 2 4 U (michael)!!! |
Politics › Re: Saraki Group Rejects APC Primaries As Lawan Emerges Winner, See Press Release by funlord(m): 10:02am On Jun 07, 2015 |
 If only all these "senaTHIEVES" could put in the same amount of effort and discourse when making bills to help the common folks in naija, we 4 happy! All this hustle and ambition wey dem dey display na based on "Man must wack theory"! Who no go like 2 dey wack full cow per day like elechenu! |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:31am On Jun 03, 2015 |
LadyBoss1: See u later dark, funlord abeg u guys just drop it oh #peace not war  LadyBoss1: See u later dark, funlord abeg u guys just drop it oh #peace not war |
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Nairaland General › Re: Who Is That Romancelander You So Badly Want To See In Real Life? by funlord(m): 9:13am On Jun 03, 2015 |
Nneka123: You mean the one you choked down your _cunt? 
Look I'm not in the mood for your silly games,
I know you are frustrated this early morning, but please count me Nneka out of this.
You can go play with your other devices. Leave me alone.
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:08am On Jun 03, 2015 |
LadyBoss1: What mistakes The mistake that forced you 2 de-activate last week! Is denial your next option? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:04am On Jun 03, 2015 |
LadyBoss1: Yh i think u should watch empire if u aint seen it yet Pretty cool n u remind me of the younger bro d rapper.. Abi @ missclasssy1 I can see U don't learn from your mistakes? |