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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:59am On Jun 11, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol wetter yanno
Harder hope this is tea we chating about

LadyBoss1:
Lol wetter yanno
Harder hope this is tea we chating about

Yes! My SHAFT filled with nutrients dipped in your tea! Quite healthy!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:53am On Jun 11, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Early morning lol u tryna get me drunk ba.. E no go work

Listen 2 your queen beyonce, and let's "get drunk in love"! It makes one party "Wetter" and the other" Harder"! No downsides!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:48am On Jun 11, 2015

LadyBoss1:
https://cosmouk.cdnds.net/15/04/1421672011-9_giphy.gif

LadyBoss1:
https://cosmouk.cdnds.net/15/04/1421672011-9_giphy.gif

You Forgot to add THIS!

Family › Re: Was She Right To Have Defended Her Husband When His Mom Was Quarreling With Him? by funlord(m): 9:24am On Jun 11, 2015

MMotimo:
1 You completely misread/misunderstood the story
2 Attacking someone's MIL or mother is inappropriate, to put it delicately. As for calling her names, that's all kinds of wrong

@OP

The story is not complete - what did MIL, son and DIL say exactly? What was the argument about? You can't judge without those details. Important to ask the questions before rushing to judgement

That's her M.O on all threads! Don't bother with cretins!

Family › Re: Nigerian Housemaid Wahala!!! by funlord(m): 9:16am On Jun 11, 2015

What if your brother and ekaite are in love? So you want to come in between "true love"? Or maybe ekaite no allow you lash come donate for ya bros? E come pain you? Scenario plenty! Lol!!

Family › Re: Pls Help: My Girlfriend's Boss Is Seriously Asking My Girlfriend Out. by funlord(m): 9:11am On Jun 11, 2015

What chairman wants he must get, that's IF he is not already getting it already without your consent! Abeg focus on getting pepper young man and not crap like love!

Politics › Re: CAPTION This Photo Of Bukola Saraki And Tinubu's Wife At The National Assembly by funlord(m): 8:25am On Jun 11, 2015

Remi tinubs....."Hian! Bukky U 2 bad oh? Why U do opolo eyes like dis na? He has not eaten since yesterday oh!"

DON BUKKY..."Baby no vex! Na godwin! I go show this weekend come see una"

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Politics › Re: APC May Sanction Atiku, Tambuwal Over N’assembly Elections by funlord(m): 8:15am On Jun 11, 2015

No time 4 sore losers! Politics is a game of smarts, strategy and intrigues! Why them dey vex! Is it atikus or sarakis fault that they were caught napping like kittens? Next time keep your ears close 2 the grapevine and your enemies closer than your friends so that you may deduce their next moves before they do! Now get 2 working 4 nigerians jare!

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Politics › Re: Efforts and Signs of President Buhari In Twelve Days by funlord(m): 8:09am On Jun 11, 2015

Ebele? SHAME on you! Buhari you have tried for now but I would advise you to hustle harder sha, because your epistles of promises long small! I am also yet to see concrete steps against corruption, Which is will be your greatest headache if left unchecked!

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Politics › Re: 28 APC Senators Walk Out Of Saraki’s First Senate Session by funlord(m): 8:05am On Jun 11, 2015

ALERT never show! Once e show they won't only walk back in, they would RUN back in! Who send them! Senators my ass more like SENATHIEVES!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:30am On Jun 11, 2015

Ipledge2:
my Type no fit stay London...Make i still dey manage NY

Brooklyn cops go soon change ya mind!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:15am On Jun 11, 2015

DrAify:
Hey hey

Hi! I think your a Hot doc!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:08am On Jun 11, 2015

Draify

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:59am On Jun 11, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Yes he can

Maybe only in peckham? Behind sir corks house! I think he grows "afro veggies" over there!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:55am On Jun 11, 2015

LadyBoss1:
I cant cook it , hence y my man gotta b a chef .. Lol

I don't think even gordon ramsey can rustle up ewa agoyin over there in blighty innit?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:50am On Jun 11, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol fallen ke since when .. He cant cook ewa agoyin so ......

U can tutor me!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:36am On Jun 11, 2015

Truckpusher:
Who released this ho?

I dey wonder sef!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:20am On Jun 11, 2015

LadyBoss1:
But u hate me lol

The Lord hates no one! I just had 2 set U straight once! I remember that day on one funny thread about condoms in womens handbags when I had 2 do that! It was not personal! Even when people follow me and I don't follow back, it aint personal! I'm from the me, myself and I chamber! I'm all about the good times, BUT when I flip the script on a target, then its all downhill from there my dear!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:13am On Jun 11, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Omg is dat u .....

On the Low low!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:09am On Jun 11, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Cn i see ur pic ?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:02am On Jun 11, 2015

Truckpusher:
Why are you always happy when your fellow guys are getting bloody nose?

My nigga! Some of them are bigger hoes than real hoes! I pick and choose! 2 many female ass niggas in this section, dem dey wreck the game 4 the real ballers abeg!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:55pm On Jun 10, 2015

Truckpusher:
Ishilove freaks me out these days.

Looks like someone paid for ma ass to banned anytime I open my mouth.

Lol! Na 2 always do your time like a boss as I dey do na him sure pass! I see when U dey advice that tout wey no get brain! No waste ya time Just maintain

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:52pm On Jun 10, 2015

Truckpusher:
Grow up boy! She banned me for straight one week until today when my ban expired on the romance section remaining the politics section ban that is still hanging on my neck just because I responded to an iidiot .So, peacefully serve your ban out and stop insulting people just because you came across them in a forum where you can talk trash and its her job to clean it up and last time I checked insults wasn't part of her job schedule.

Use ya head.

Truth hurts!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:43pm On Jun 10, 2015

Viewing this topic? Truckpusher! Wetin u dey find?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:48pm On Jun 10, 2015

MrsChima:
Battling manbishes is correct...offering pussy is incorrect.

Why do you sounds vex? . Are you paying my bills? Did I piss in your garri?

ChaiI e don pain am! The truth hurts baby!take my challenge those 2 babes will look better than U even in your next lifetime! I expose FRAUDS all the time babe! Don't take it personal! Just upload your pix and let the homies here decide! Lmfao

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:42pm On Jun 10, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol @ bushes una go kill me for here
Mayb funlord likes u .. * shrugs*

Blood of jesus! I believe U know my other moniker with my dp! Look @ it and see if U won't erase your post! God 4bid!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:36pm On Jun 10, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol oh on
But i have not seen chima .. Just dat plantain seller pic

Exactly girl! She claims to be in yankee? Yet na plantain seller she put as dp? No fine 7-11's again for yankee wey she for just snap put? LMAO! Again She's married but @ all times of the day and night she is online offering pussy favours and battling dudes instead of attending 2 her husbands and familys needs! Or is he DEAD! Looooolz!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:28pm On Jun 10, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol u call dat hot over ere dats messy lol
See cellulite full for their yash omo after child bearing dey will b looking like one Alahja or how do u spell it .

Make una no tempt me before i upload bikini pic n shut NL down for good lol

Ladyboss1 my point is they are FINER than your BIZNESs partner! Ask any guy here if they would prefer 2 smash dem 2 girls or mrs chima! And let's see the feedback! Lmfao!!! She had to use a fuel attendants photo somewhere in alagbon as her d.p!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:25pm On Jun 10, 2015

MrsChima:
And you called that sh1t you have posted hot? You could do better than that bish! Hell..you could have posted a Beyonce photo to not look stup1d!

One bish looks like she has been through a Nigerian war back in 1820! The other bish looks like she just started her period for the first time and wear training bra!

Bish please!

Dey are a billion times hotter than YOU dats why YOU are pained! Post your picture and let us see if we won't have an instant "simultaneous vomitting party on the thread this afternoon" MA!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:15pm On Jun 10, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol let them pay d 6 million first .. Des guys can b tricky .. No freebee

Why would anyone in their right mind want 2 spend that sort of cash on a "middle aged, child bearing ravaged punanny" like the one you are bartering with, when we can always get to _fuck HOT thangs like this after purchasing a few hand bags or helping out with a couple of their bills in my city?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:47pm On Jun 10, 2015

Who are these 2 _bitch niggers wey wan disrupt my reading this early afternoon? Will you both STFU?

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