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Romance › Re: Power Of A Real Woman by funlord(m): 1:35pm On May 09, 2015
Daniel058:
POWER OF A REAL WOMEN
1. A real woman is a treasure if treated right.
When you take care of something good, that
something good takes care of you.
2. A real woman adds value to everything in your
life. She turns good into great, she inspires
excellence
3. A real woman is a teacher. She isn’t perfect,
she’s just worth the effort. Even her flaws will
inspire you to love her harder
4. A real woman is incomparable. Few things are
more valuable in this world than the love of a
loyal woman
5. A real woman balances things out. She knows
when to push, when to pull, or when to just pray.
6. A real woman understands that patience is a
virtue. She won’t rush things, she appreciates
when things happen naturally
7. A real woman will challenge you. She won’t
settle for anything but your best and she’ll prove
that’s what she deserves
8. A real woman won’t distract you from your
dreams, she’ll inspire you to be more determined
to reach them.
9. A real woman isn’t concerned with the
unnecessary, she only addresses what matters.
Her focus keeps you focused
10. A real woman believes in balance. Her heart
will build you up and her words will keep you
humble. She’s a true friend.





Guys, what do you think??........
We think U are still dreaming! So wake up!
Romance › Re: Picture: Who Looks More Sexy Between These 2? by funlord(m): 1:25pm On May 09, 2015
Elkewwty:
what is rokiatu?
grin
Elkewwty:
what is rokiatu?
It is the name of a currently banned female akara dealer on nairaland!
Romance › Re: A Must Read For Ladies!!!!!! "Disadvantages Of Uploading Sexy Pics On Nairaland. by funlord(m): 1:21pm On May 09, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]if you're looking for traffic to your site this is definitely the lamest way. undecided

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2388263_coollogocom6489543_gif97e36c84af203c0bb95483d2a5849d8b
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grin
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]if you're looking for traffic to your site this is definitely the lamest way. undecided

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2388263_coollogocom6489543_gif97e36c84af203c0bb95483d2a5849d8b
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Don't mind this "mentally deranged he goat called bitterorgasm!"
Nairaland General › Re: No Good Female Writers In Romance Section!!! by funlord(m): 10:27am On May 09, 2015
grin 98%. Of dem are only good at writing the following:
1: sips tea
2: spreads mat
3: grabs popcorn
4: swerve
5: what is this one saying?
6: fvck off my mentions
7: passing by
8: Cc
9: Hi
10: posting smiley,sad or angry emojis!
...........Are these Facts or fiction?
Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Have Boyfriend by funlord(m): 9:26am On May 09, 2015
mirexxx:
maybe not so shut d hell up!
Only after U stop posting "dumb crap" on threads in the future! Omo pastor! Lmfao!
Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Have Boyfriend by funlord(m): 8:08am On May 09, 2015
mirexxx:
That number 3.
make sense! nice one op.
I hate sex b4 marriage
totally wrong and irritating
maybe its because U have been having sex with learners with lame shafts!
Romance › Re: Why You Should Not Have Boyfriend by funlord(m): 8:06am On May 09, 2015
MrOlai:
1. Fornication/Adultery is a grievous sin in the sight of God.



2. Sex unites bodies and souls of the two persons involved together, physically and spiritually.
This is why God Almighty prescribes it only for the married couples.



3. Latest Scientific Research on Telegony.
According to the new research, if a woman has sex with any man, the woman would retain some genetic traits from the man in her body and these would be transferred to her babies!


4. The presence of genetic traits of any man in a woman's body, through sex, who is never her husband is a spiritual curse and this curse could be transferred to her children.


5. Guilt and Regret.
Those who go into fornication/adultery eventually regret.



So, my people, stay off boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. It's actually a euphemism for fornication/adultery. Face your studies, pray and work hard. Then, plan and wait for your time to do the right thing - marriage. With this, you'll be highly blessed and you'll have no cause to regret on this.
grin
MrOlai:
1. Fornication/Adultery is a grievous sin in the sight of God.



2. Sex unites bodies and souls of the two persons involved together, physically and spiritually.
This is why God Almighty prescribes it only for the married couples.



3. Latest Scientific Research on Telegony.
According to the new research, if a woman has sex with any man, the woman would retain some genetic traits from the man in her body and these would be transferred to her babies!


4. The presence of genetic traits of any man in a woman's body, through sex, who is never her husband is a spiritual curse and this curse could be transferred to her children.


5. Guilt and Regret.
Those who go into fornication/adultery eventually regret.



So, my people, stay off boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. It's actually a euphemism for fornication/adultery. Face your studies, pray and work hard. Then, plan and wait for your time to do the right thing - marriage. With this, you'll be highly blessed and you'll have no cause to regret on this.
@op! 2 slap U 2 death just dey hungry me!
Romance › Re: Do Most Ladies Survive On "Runs"? by funlord(m): 7:59am On May 09, 2015
parrygee:
The visibly ostentatious lifestyle of our non-working class ladies in age group 18-25 (precisely in campuses) obviously raises eyebrows particularly in a country where almost 70 percent of its population are reportedly living on less than 1 USD/per day.

Is this gap filled by clandestine and covert 'operation'?
. Ask yourself If 2 say dem fit survive on runs, why dat gigantic boobed actress/runz woman "cossy orjiakor" still dey hear am?
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date; Yes Or No? by funlord(m): 7:56am On May 09, 2015
grin Na only 4 naija person go dey look sex on the 1st date like say na achievement! If u feel a babe and she's feeling u why the delay? U don't have 2 be in a relationship before u lash someone u like, that's what being single and free is all about! Grow up ffs!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am D Finest Boy On NL... by funlord(m): 8:02pm On May 08, 2015
grin U look like an "enyimba fc reserve striker"! No miss training 2morrow oh?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 7:27pm On May 08, 2015
TohpahzDofC:
He he he... TeamDoubt! No keee me with laugh ooh!!


Join my team jare... No worry, I'll mesmerize you with Miss TohPahZ's full pictures very soon!


Team_TohPahZ
grin
TohpahzDofC:
He he he... TeamDoubt! No keee me with laugh ooh!!


Join my team jare... No worry, I'll mesmerize you with Miss TohPahZ's full pictures very soon!


Team_TohPahZ
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 7:18pm On May 08, 2015
All these candidates don't have full body shots! Why? We need 2 see if they have got the total package! Abi dem be cripple? #team doubt!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 6:00pm On May 08, 2015
angry TWACI Is wanted by these officers! Why?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 5:07pm On May 08, 2015
Chiam55:
I can't upload pics on here cry
grin
Chiam55:
I can't upload pics on here cry
Hmmm! 2 bad! Let's hope U have not fallen victim to systemic rigging tactics, due 2 the fact that your candidate is being sponsored by the MOST HATED GODMOTHER of all time!
Romance › Re: What Can A Guy Gain From A Relationship Without Sex? by funlord(m): 5:00pm On May 08, 2015
bruno419:
She wants you to recharge her phone, pay her hair bills, flex, go shopping, yet she says she is keeping for her husband sad sad

My question is, what will the guy benefit? huh
grin
bruno419:
She wants you to recharge her phone, pay her hair bills, flex, go shopping, yet she says she is keeping for her husband sad sad

My question is, what will the guy benefit? huh
He will benefit BLUE BALLS featuring DULLING!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 4:57pm On May 08, 2015
Chiam55:
SANDRAHNAUB
angry
Chiam55:
SANDRAHNAUB
Madam! Is your candidate a movie poster? What kind of campaign manager are U? We need pictures!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 1:27pm On May 08, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Sacramentum Gladiatorum:

Doctore: Crixus! What is beneath your feet?

Crixus: Sacred ground, Doctore. Watered with the efforts of many.

Doctore: Seun's efforts, sexkillz and ogugua's ideas, dygeasy's planning, forged into something of worth.
Now Attend your master.

Batiatus: You have been blessed! Each and every one of you, to find yourselves here at the finest forum in the whole of Nigeria, even Africa.
In this grand event, The Miss Nairaland 2015

Prove yourselves in the days to follow, prove yourselves as members of this great forum, more than just mere members but participators.
Vote well and stand proud among many!

Doctore: A true nairalander doesn't make wrong choices.
He makes the right ones. When he it's time to vote, he doesn't waste his vote.
He makes the best out of it.
And in this case, the best way to make the best out of your vote is to vote for TWACI

Vote Twaci For Miss Nairaland 2015.[/color]
This your lingua franca may cost your candidate votes!

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 12:06pm On May 08, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]What makes you any different?

We are not supporting participants for the money for Gods sakes. This is a Nairaland tradition that has been on for almost 3 years now and we are continuing in that tradition.

Must you all always be pessimistic about everything?
Must you always see the bad sides of everything? Its your likes that will still come up tomorrow and complain that the forum is boring, that there are no innovations, no creativity etc.
Now something interesting has come up and instead of you to support, you are bad mouthing.

So because everyone is trying their best to make sure this contest becomes a success that makes us "Jobless"?

Please before you make comments you should endeavor to think thoroughly about it so you wouldn't sound silly like you just did.[/color]
MISS JEGA? You know what makes me different? I'm actually one of the few contributors who had the guts to create a thread directed to the MODS about how debilitating this section has become, how its standards have been slipping and how PARTISAN and PETTY they are over bans and front page material! I was the one who wrote and complained about people creating threads about "boiling hot water by 5am in the morning or just writing a comma for the sake of it"! Threads that have no business being in this section, and guess what?, Not up to 5 minutes after I created that thread one DUNCE by the name of sweet/bitter orgasm had the nerve to call some mods and they immediately deleted the thread because of the honest traffic it was generating! I even told them to BAN me if my claims were not valid! So you see Some of us here have been actually trying to DO something(albeit silently) about the dearth of the romance section unlike the majority! Get familiar!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 11:51am On May 08, 2015
MzzTega:
Na you sabi. tongue
tongue
MzzTega:
Na you sabi. tongue
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 11:37am On May 08, 2015
MzzTega:
I'm the prophet of this year's election. grin


I can already see the Winner. hmmmmmmmm.

The spirit called her name clearly and i can hear it in my right ear.

The spirit said they'll be violence!

Ahhhh! I see people breaking bottles on each other's head.

Pray against badt belle.

I can see cancellation of results.

The spirit said pray cos it can be averted.



Thus saith the spirit!





*runs to go and consult with the spirit*
Prophet of DOOM don show! Just like a real naija election!

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 11:21am On May 08, 2015
Braintouch:
Very wrong, sir
We contest for prestige, not 5k

In fact, I can pay that 5k to win and still reject the prize


Calm down, sir

and

vote







[size=69pt]LURLAH2014 for Miss Nairaland 2015!!![/size]
In that case,Carry go bros!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 11:04am On May 08, 2015
Logicalmind1:
@bolded, Say wetin happen?

If you contest, you'll win, outrightly? undecided

Ask Rokiatu if her hips and popularity won it for her.
She finished 5th and without popularity, she wouldn't have made final. undecided
This akara seller of a woman no go kill person! Upon all the forming na 5th she see?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 10:50am On May 08, 2015
grin 81 pages and counting? On top 5k? Buhari should hurry up and come and save our youths!
Health › Re: MouthAction Is ‘bigger Cause Of Throat Cancer Than Tobacco’ by funlord(m): 10:56pm On May 07, 2015
grin No be Quarrel na? If she no fit slurp on my "W balls" as I wish then she shall also discover that my wallet has developed 1 cancer dat causes it not 2 be opening anymore!
Family › Re: A Mother's Letter To Indonesia President by funlord(m): 10:38pm On May 07, 2015
Catered4:
I just stumbled on a mother's letter to the indonesia president after her son's execution. I couldn't help my emotions, I cried.

Please read...

The mother of Myuran Sukumaran (pictured left), one of the two Australians executed alongside 7 others for drug related offences in Indonesia on April 28th, has written an emotional open letter to Indonesian president, Joko Widodo, describing the pain of losing her child.

In the letter, she criticized the President for refusing to grant her son and others clemency despite pleas from everyone. Read the letter after the cut...

Dear Mr President,
Leader of Indonesia and father of three children, My name is Raji Sukumaran, and my son, Myuran Sukumaran, was executed in the early hours of Wednesday 29 April 2015 under your instructions. As I make the preparations to bury my beautiful son, I thought I would share my feelings with you. I thought I would share how my son was reformed, was full of life, love and passion, and who so desperately wanted to live his life in service to help others. I have made this letter open in the hope that it may help other people or their families, in some way as they sit and wait for you to order their deaths. I would really like to think that you would be able to understand, if you don't, then feel free to share this letter with your wife, who I think would understand, one mother to another.

My son doesn't want another mother, father, sister or brother to go through what we went through. For no grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins or friends should have to deal with what we've had to deal with. I am not sure where you were as the men you ordered to kill my son, and seven others pulled the trigger but I am sure you were far away. My son died knowing all his loved ones were close by waiting in a hotel room to hear the news that he had been executed.

My son did commit a serious crime but he also apologised to your country and your people many times. In the last 10 years while you kept him in prison, he chose to do all within his power to make up for his crime. It wasn?t easy, I am not sure anyone will ever realise how hard good man in prison, to be a positive role model for other younger prisoners, Indonesian prisoners.

Myu spent many years rehabilitating so many prisoners, he hoped that he could help as many people as possible, to give them a chance to leave prison to go out in the world a little better than they came inside. Myu helped prisoners who struggled with drug use and many other issues. My son never asked for his rehabilitation to be enough to free him from prison, all he asked was that he not be killed. Was it too much for you to let him live the remainder of his life in prison? I have heard that many others around you took the time to read and learn of the works of my son, and of Andrew and of the people they helped.

Many of whom are now helping other people themselves. I cannot believe that all of his works could not even get you to even read the paper you were signing. I remember when you were elected as President of Indonesia, my son was celebrating. My son told me that 'Our new President is a man of the people, a person that would support education, rehabilitation and people bettering themselves' and that you would look into everything he had done in the prison. I guess he was wrong.

As human being, I can?t even understand how you could sign a person?s death without looking into their personal circumstances. If you do not read what you are signing how can you know whether the life you are taking belongs to someone who is mentally unwellwheelchair, or young mother with two children, or a father of two, or a man who has been in your prison for 17 years, or a gospel singer, or two young boys who made foolish mistakes.

My son only hoped to live in prison for the remainder of his life so that he could be able to continue his good work, which has become known around the world. All he wanted was to be given a chance to do that. I as a mother was punished for 10 years as well for his crime, and I will be punished for the rest of my life now because you took his lifesend my son home. I just asked you not to order his death but instead you ignored me and many others. I asked to meet you, to speak to you but once again you could not even have the courage to face our requests to communicate with you. I will not have the chance to see him get married, have children. Mr President, do you think that your punishment towards my son after he had spent 10 years in gaol reformed and helping others and then executing him is fair and just? Do you as a leader feel that everyone who faces justice in Indonesia is treated fairly and equally? Do you believe that Indonesia has a justice system that doesn?t make mistakes? Do you not hear or read all the stories about corruption in criminal cases? I think this is something very important - you have told the thousands and thousands of people in prisons across your country, that no matter how hard you work, no matter how much you change your life, no matter what your personal circumstances are - you will not receive mercy. You ask them to not try, as I have never heard of anyone in prison around the world doing the works my son has done - it was still not enough for you to read his clemency application. I hope your wife would understand what myself and Andrew Chan's mother are going through. I felt so helpless as I watched my son walk away, healthy and full of life. I watched as over the last four months you tortured him by making jokes about his life, making him guess the night he would be taken, openly discussing the way in which he would die, parading and humiliating our family. We made funeral plans for our sons while they were still alive.

This was because we were told you the President had not changed your mind, and that you had ordered the executions to be carried out, despite the world wide outcry to let our sons live. I want to ask you to put your family in my situation. Only days before I saw a video in which you said that you did not want Indonesians to be killed overseas. I know as I write this letter, the death of our children will not make any difference to drug trade in Indonesia. I am sure you know this, and that your reasons for taking these 8 lives had nothing to do with preventing drugs and everything to do with your politics.

I hope that your children, your grandchildren, your nephews and nieces never make a mistake. I also want you to remember when your child falls in love, gets married, makes plans for the future, that Andrew Chan also fell in love, made plans for his future and was executed. How would it feel if this was your son? I was told as my son said his last words, one of the last things he did was say a prayer for Indonesia. My son sought forgiveness for your country and the men taking his life, as he knew you did not know what you were doing. This was the man you ordered to die. I am not sure whether I could ever forgive you, I hope that I have that much grace and compassion in my heart one day. But I am sure this pain in my heart will stay with me for the rest of my life, and it hurts so much.

Think for a second, one of your children is tied to post, and men are lined up in front of them and the fear he would have felt, and then your child is shot through the heart. My son was young and foolish, he did not deserve to suffer like this. My son will be missed by so many people who love him and so many people are ?nding it dif?cult to come to terms with what has happened.

As I finish this letter I pray for the many other men and women whose lives are in your hands, especially those on death row. I pray that you will have the courage to look beyond the politics for they too have families who love them despite their mistakes.

MMN
Raji Sukumaran
This epistles wey she write must have caused the man to want to end them even more sharply! Next time teach your child good values and he/she won't end up tied to a stake facing ar15's!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 8:13pm On May 07, 2015
Borrussia:
I turn to a sissy at the sight of cops.
grin
Borrussia:
I turn to a sissy at the sight of cops.
No coppers here dude! Only REAL niggaz! No shaking!

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