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Romance › Re: Can You Date Or Marry A Lady That Looks Like This (pics) by funlord(m): 2:10pm On May 14, 2015
Laitesmart:
Would u believe they are ladies? Can u date or marry a lady that looks like this? For me, na fear oooo!!!!
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Laitesmart:
Would u believe they are ladies? Can u date or marry a lady that looks like this? For me, na fear oooo!!!!
Even if the federal government starts 2 pay me salary, I CAN'T FIT! If u lash this one it is either u have started training 4 your conversion 2 homosexuality or u may have started smoking crack!
Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone Whose English Is Very Poor?? by funlord(m): 2:05pm On May 14, 2015
grin Hell 2 the NO! 4 what reason? My educational background as well as the efforts of my parents would be wasted on her! Also dating her may lead 2 marriage, why should I want 2 expose my innocent future kids 2 a "gbagaun" filled childhood? I'm not ebele goodluck abeg! Biatches like this better go read a dictionary! U can tell a lot about a nigga from his biatch!
Romance › Re: The Alarming Rate Of 'Runs Girls' by funlord(m): 6:56pm On May 13, 2015
angry I left abuja as the federal capital territory of naija, by the time I got back it has now become the federal capital of mgbekes in naija! Buhari save my city!
Romance › Re: The Worst Question Every Man Pretends To Hates... by funlord(m): 6:45pm On May 13, 2015
MrCork:
..two of the most beautiful females on nairaland pretending.... Yea right!!
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MrCork:
..two of the most beautiful females on nairaland pretending.... Yea right!!
Any of the ladies or guys who want 2 pretend or want 2 know about the benefits should read this thread!

www.nairaland.com/2178983/explore-anus-tongue-keep-loyal
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 5:21pm On May 13, 2015
kradleber:
• Would I still be considered gay when my meaty ostrich dumps some milky fluid in your anal walls..
Oponu oshi grin
I bet if I took you to the zoo, they'd reward me handsomely for brining back a missing Ape ..

You look like Daddyshowkey had a daughter and forgot about her.. leprechaun.
grin
kradleber:
• Would I still be considered gay when my meaty ostrich dumps some milky fluid in your anal walls..
Oponu oshi grin
I bet if I took you to the zoo, they'd reward me handsomely for brining back a missing Ape ..

You look like Daddyshowkey had a daughter and forgot about her.. leprechaun.
in shao khans voice....." Fatality"!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 4:31pm On May 13, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Lol, leave him to keep swallowing in pseudo-intelligence.

I don't care about him. tongue
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VictoriaBee:
Lol, leave him to keep swallowing in pseudo-intelligence.

I don't care about him. tongue
LMFAO! Next time U will thread carefully, So that U don't end up just like your mentor "blackskirt"! If your mentor ran way from my mention like the girl he really is, I wonder how U and your little kid smarts thought u stood a chance ! And as from 2day henceforth U are going 2 regret crossing my path! Now begone U dirty feminist cu.nt! Go and join the rest of your crew of Inglorious ro-beasts and cry over your market square shaming! Twunt!

Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 4:12pm On May 13, 2015
blublahd:
dude!?.....thats terribly offensive.
www.nairaland.com/2308100/why-need-slap-wife-girlfriend/1#33696895 Check out her mindless approach on this thread and see if you would also not take the gloves off or stand 4 it !
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 4:03pm On May 13, 2015
cheesy feminshite still typing?
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:56pm On May 13, 2015
agarawu23:
blue balls shocked did you confirmed the colour? grin
this man? Lol
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:49pm On May 13, 2015
VictoriaBee:
He obviously got some words from here.
Le..zz vs Ihuoma..dinihu
https://www.nairaland.com/2293573/how-handle-very-stubborn-wife/15#33544547

Le..zz VS Sholly.popzz. The most interesting grin! https://www.nairaland.com/2251479/why-modern-woman-sad/21#32775065
Still waiting 4 your response victoria bee! Lol!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:42pm On May 13, 2015
dharay99:
wetin i dey talk b say
that long post was toooo much, if u wanna murder her, do it simple.

I culdnt even read pass line 2 b4 ma eyes strt to dey commot water.
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dharay99:
wetin i dey talk b say
that long post was toooo much, if u wanna murder her, do it simple.

I culdnt even read pass line 2 b4 ma eyes strt to dey commot water.
noted bros! make she save am as screensaver
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:35pm On May 13, 2015
dharay99:
Copy n paste...
It wunt help yhu an inch.
wetin u dey yarn chief? Read the thread and find out why she deserved the thunder slap! Abi u dey nack @ this moment! Lol
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:32pm On May 13, 2015
agarawu23:
shocked all these for just "one" Lady ? sad
She 2 dey talk shite bro! Had to end her once and 4 all!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:27pm On May 13, 2015
dharay99:
Mtcheew,
Diss wid sense...
That dumbarss writeup of urs is jez too long...

Wander hw many ppl read dat to d end.
I hail bro....enjoy the shorter meals as a gift....
www.nairaland.com/2308100/why-need-slap-wife-girlfriend/1#33696895
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:24pm On May 13, 2015
Oahray:
that was a loooooong send off. Who has the patience to read incredibly long insults? It's like trying to load a pistol with a lorry. There's a reason bullets are small.
No vex bros! Na assignment 4 that female feminist t.h.o.t! Make she digest am 4 life!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:19pm On May 13, 2015
luxanne:
Hey

I don't take it kindly being insulted. Keep it strictly between you two next time.

Cc naijaboiy
Did not notice your moniker on there hun! My bad! Now take a chill pill in good faith!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:17pm On May 13, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Please I need a link to that e-fight. cheesy

I want to know the person that was battered like this. cry[/color]
"the silencing of the feminist mbgeke!" Abi u no like as peace don return 2 your thread!
Romance › Re: We Are All Selfish by funlord(m): 3:10pm On May 13, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Lol, in what ways?
feminist mgbeke! U don dey run? Ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:08pm On May 13, 2015
Borrussia:
Better, cos it's too much for only you grin
grin
Borrussia:
Better, cos it's too much for only you grin
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Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:07pm On May 13, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Lol!

He copied the insults from Nairaland family section E-fight and added some of his words.

I have seen it before. grin
....LoL! OLODO! No reply? Keep it going na!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 3:01pm On May 13, 2015
Oahray:
Funlord and VictoriaBee please go and get a room in the derailers' chat thread.

Some people are just anti-intellectual anything.
....Lol! Bruv dat was just a send off! All is well!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 2:46pm On May 13, 2015
VictoriaBee:
You wish!

Hey turd, I ignored your silly ass after reading you pathetic lame comeback. tongue
. more like fear dolt! Now listen carefully you repulsive sociopath. i know you are the kind of inbred dunce that desperately seeks the relevance that has eluded you in your real life in the virtual world of cyberspace, where lovelorn and frustrated sluts like you take up permanent residence with the hope of finding any sort of meaning for your oblique existence.
Old famished hags like you who eat, sleep and exist only to spout crap on an NL forum usually have nothing going for them in reality which is why you have successfully transformed into the most domiciled nairaland she- rat without even breaking a sweat. Your intellectual depth is as shallow as the streams and gutters that litter your underdeveloped village, your self worth is so vapid and thin that you actually choke on the opposing views of primary school children, mental patients or the wise .
Prostitutes like you are usually victims of gender identity crisis problems due to the confusing overflow of information into that "caustic cesspit of akamu" that only a simpleton such as yourself proudly refers to as a brain. You are what the hausas,ibos and yorubas refer to in local parlance as a WAWA, EWU or OLODO RABATA respectively!
i am sure it is that time of the month when you bleed periodically from that your terminally infected eternal injury which in turn causes the shortage of blood-flow to your permanently disabled brain. HOW ELSE CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB, MORONIC, VACUOUS AND INSECURE?
You are a well known village outcast without any heritage of morals, home training, culture or ethics. A 21st century Jezebel who has a vast desire for evil but lacks the requsite brain power to actualise your desire for carnage. I have concluded that you are not worth my keystrokes, intellect, banter, time or even balls. you are not even a natural female, you are just one of the many bad examples of homo sapien errors sent to earth in the female form that angels in heaven are still getting blamed for creating and allowing to be born only to come and spread a lifetime of stupidity in large doses across the planet. Even satan pities you! You foolishly quote EVERYBODY, even those who do not mention you, ranting and raving like a rabid bulldog afflicted with advanced rabies! How insecure must you be? Your a pathetic social reject and an automated internet nuisance, for 2 whole days you probably have not bathed, washed, cleaned your home or looked after yourself
or loved ones (if you have any sef). you have sat behind your screen with a destitutes grin from a mouth filled with reeking garbage breath, rotting teeth and a body oozing like a medical waste landfill from the vast amounts of stale sweat you have accumulated on it while you religiously kept typing your idiocy for the NL community to see while making not even an atom of sense, but displaying your full range of "mgbeke ideology and market woman semantics" in your approach to life! At the end of it all the lasting impression you have left of yourself is a that of a cretinous, low breed female with a wretched, backwater heritage who struggled to use the meagre sales from her pepper and tomato poverty alleviation business venture to acquire internet subscription in order to spew rubbish and force-feed people about an opinion you haven't finished understanding or even lack the most basic reasoning skills In order to understand! You are merely a disgrace-magnet, a virus, the internets favourite kind of troll. Unfortunately it seems a coven of witches and wizards in your village have hijacked your destiny and are currently using your picture as a fan in order to cool off from the summer heat! You are cursed like an ass, this is why you shall remain an eternal beast of burden till the day your body is returned to hades in a bodybag! Now slowly climb into your coffin and wait for the grim reaper to visit you or better yet try suicide, the world wont notice, feminism and "your" culture wont care, your parents wont even bother rather they would throw a party in celebration! HUMANITY IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT DIMWITS LIKE YOU. I believe i have literally "e-murdered" you. if you have an ounce of shame left in your pathetic, gaping, perforated shell of an ego, you will logout of nairaland and go and look for your missing moral compass in order to at least fix or get your tragic life together or patiently wait till the day you meet your fate at the end of an isis butchers blade. i can feel your shock right now, with your pubic toilet of a mouth agape, wondering why you have received this savage decapitation mixed with disgrace from a heartless stranger on such a public platform? You have just been baptised by the acerbic wit of the FUNLORD. Now run along and do some weeping, teeth gnashing, soul searching, regretting, bathing and praying! Dirty stinking harlots like you never bother me, you only BORE me! Now act like beyonce said and swerve to the left before finally jumping into a sewer to finally cool off! YOU are GODS only REGRET! Shalom you stank wh.ore!!!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 2:09pm On May 13, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So these are the only people that can represent the female folks on romance section? undecided

Anyway it's not an inter gender debate so no need for that.

Thanks![/color]
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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So these are the only people that can represent the female folks on romance section? undecided

Anyway it's not an inter gender debate so no need for that.

Thanks![/color]
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 2:08pm On May 13, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So these are the only people that can represent the female folks on romance section? undecided

Anyway it's not an inter gender debate so no need for that.

Thanks![/color]
grin
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So these are the only people that can represent the female folks on romance section? undecided

Anyway it's not an inter gender debate so no need for that.

Thanks![/color]
chop knuckle sir!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 1:54pm On May 13, 2015
VictoriaBee:
MrsChima
Mizmycoli
Luxanne
Missclassy etc

Family section women! angry
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VictoriaBee:
MrsChima
Mizmycoli
Luxanne
Missclassy etc

Family section women! angry
Family of the frustrated just like the poster! Lmfao!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 1:32pm On May 13, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Indeed and In truth.

Georgia kor, Georgina ni! grin
Hello Poverty stricken demon! I left U a message on the last thread that I raped U on! Go and cry some more after reading it over there! Then come back here 4 your final disgrace! Feminist mgbeke! Lol!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 1:25pm On May 13, 2015
kradleber:
You grew up in Atlanta, Georgia?
yep! Schooled there not grew up though!
Family › Re: Why You Need To Slap Her (your Wife Or Girlfriend). Contd by funlord(m): 1:23pm On May 13, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Castrated he-goats be thinking they know about my life.
Muhahahaha, asinines thinking they have an opinion on a cyberspace, but a depressed psychopathic ogre in a real-life.
I pity the parents that bore a consummate retarrd like you; keep swimming in your ignominious stvpidity.

Dunderhead!, everyone is not like you with countless carryovers. I know how it hurts to keep dwelling in your poverty and wretched life, you product of a gutter rat.

Hey swine, keep guessing my age. Imagine an insignificant twerp saying i'm 19years; when you're done researching in your utter-cluelessness, you'll get back to me.

Idiott!, Me? Liking my posts? I know how much it pains seeing that people are not picking an iota of sense from balderdash you are spewing.
Goatish asshole!
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VictoriaBee:
Castrated he-goats be thinking they know about my life.
Muhahahaha, asinines thinking they have an opinion on a cyberspace, but a depressed psychopathic ogre in a real-life.
I pity the parents that bore a consummate retarrd like you; keep swimming in your ignominious stvpidity.

Dunderhead!, everyone is not like you with countless carryovers. I know how it hurts to keep dwelling in your poverty and wretched life, you product of a gutter rat.

Hey swine, keep guessing my age. Imagine an insignificant twerp saying i'm 19years; when you're done researching in your utter-cluelessness, you'll get back to me.

Idiott!, Me? Liking my posts? I know how much it pains seeing that people are not picking an iota of sense from balderdash you are spewing.
Goatish asshole!
LoL! Chaiii! E don pain am! The truth hurts right dummy? Anyway its not really your fault that U are this much of a mong! If your mum had taken my advice and aborted U when you were still an infected foetus growing in her tummy, then she may not have ended up cursing the earth with this "embarassment of an mgbeke" that she calls a child! I would advice u 2 stop swallowing sperm as a hobby so that that akamu pool U proudly refer 2 as brain matter would actually stand a chance of developing some cognitive reasoning! I can see that your own type of poverty has not only affected your mind but also your body and your soul! Even your command of the english language is laughable 2 an illiterate! U really are a tragic case, U are like Scum 2 a pig, an empty barrell, a troll,an imbe.cile, a sewer rat, satans apology, a professional M.oron and an insecure little twa.t of the highest order! U desrve a national award 4 stupidy, maybe something like GCFR-EWU! It would look nice on your already stained cv! Beast of no nation! Gtfoh!

Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 12:23pm On May 13, 2015
kradleber:
You listen to yung thug? ! Bill gates offered him millions to quit rapping. what does that tell you?

That dude is an epitome and embodiment of wackness and illiteracy. Go download Kendrick Lamar's new album instead ( P1mp a butterfly)
na by error I buy am oh! He grew up in my hood so na hood solidarity! I regret die
Family › Re: Why You Need To Slap Her (your Wife Or Girlfriend). Contd by funlord(m): 12:16pm On May 13, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Foolish pig! Blackett is not my boyfriend, but you'll never be pitched in the same tent with him because you're far beneath his level, you retarrd.

Get the fvck outta my mention, pathetic scumbag.
Stup1d simpleton feeling relevant with his pseudo-intelligence on a cyberspace.

Just so you don't know, this is Vickybee - your nightmare - fool cheesy!
LOL! Nigtmare of what? Stupidity? Ass kissery? Harlotry? Tomfoolery? Olodo Rabata! She this she goat that deleted her moniker due to the unending corporal punishment we handed you! Stop looking 4 cheap popularity you half witted mongoose! Go and attempt to save yourself from your endless carry overs! You 19 year old Dundee of the highest order! I laugh @ your stupidity constantly! keep liking and sharing your own qoutes you hear! Pitiful social reject! Welcome back 2 hell biatch!
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 11:38am On May 13, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Okay.

But you know how debates are normally done. If contestants are given the chance to prepare well and prove their points it will make it more organised.

We don't want where people will be wasting time in thinking up points and it may become a bore.

This is a competition which I hope will be making the front page as it comes and it will draw more fans to the romance section and probably participate.

I want it to be official.

I hope you get my point.

Cc: thesonofmark.

You can check this thread for further clarifications.

https://www.nairaland.com/1851738/nairaland-interschool-debate-2013-2014[/color]
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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Okay.

But you know how debates are normally done. If contestants are given the chance to prepare well and prove their points it will make it more organised.

We don't want where people will be wasting time in thinking up points and it may become a bore.

This is a competition which I hope will be making the front page as it comes and it will draw more fans to the romance section and probably participate.

I want it to be official.

I hope you get my point.

Cc: thesonofmark.

You can check this thread for further clarifications.

https://www.nairaland.com/1851738/nairaland-interschool-debate-2013-2014[/color]
Romance › Re: The Official Romance Section Debate: (preparation Thread) by funlord(m): 11:25am On May 13, 2015
kradleber:
I think it should be this time around .. My disposition when the thread is created may not be appropriate and adequate enough to engage in a verbal duel, even if I have the better materials and much more valid points, i could still lose sorely to a contestant with weaker points but who's was more settled and in the right frame when the thread was created...so I think we should be giving a lil' time to prepare .

I mean, we are not freestyle rapping or are we ? grin
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kradleber:
I think it should be this time around .. My disposition when the thread is created may not be appropriate and adequate enough to engage in a verbal duel, even if I have the better materials and much more valid points, i could still lose sorely to a contestant with weaker points but who's was more settled and in the right frame when the thread was created...so I think we should be giving a lil' time to prepare .

I mean, we are not freestyle rapping or are we ? grin
Me sef 4 prefer the freestyles! This young thug album don tire me! I need some NL flows!

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