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Family › Re: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by funlord(m): 4:29pm On May 10, 2015
undecided I don't know what these derailing comedians above me have been posting about, but I think the best way to handle a stubborn wife is through "divorce!"
Family › Re: The Wife Beating Campaign On Nairaland by funlord(m): 4:15pm On May 10, 2015
remsonik:
A lot of threads has graced front page justifying conditions in which men can beat their wives. Anyways woman stop provoking your man to beat you after all they all say it's your fault. Take some training in martial arts and if worse comes to the worse squeeze em balls. Don't bring out the beast in him and don't let him kill you. Defend yourself!
Get busy and work hard. A busy woman won't have time for domestic squabbles
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remsonik:
A lot of threads has graced front page justifying conditions in which men can beat their wives. Anyways woman stop provoking your man to beat you after all they all say it's your fault. Take some training in martial arts and if worse comes to the worse squeeze em balls. Don't bring out the beast in him and don't let him kill you. Defend yourself!
Get busy and work hard. A busy woman won't have time for domestic squabbles
Who beat this 1?
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by funlord(m): 4:12pm On May 10, 2015
grin "family guy" season 16 for laffs and "ray donovan" season 2 for drama! Hustling to see the "entourage movie and zoolander 2" soon though!
Politics › Re: Why Do Yoruba And Igbo Attack Each Other Online? by funlord(m): 3:58pm On May 10, 2015
omonnakoda:
Study the Eboe carefully It is impossible to have a meaningful encounter without one boast or the other. This is a form of affirmation to counter the internal reality which is a profound sense of unworthiness.
Onitsha market is the largest in the Milky Way and Angelina Jolie buys her shoes there.
Nnewi is the industrial hub of Africa
Orji Uzor Kalu is so rich the Central Bank in Nigeria BEGGED him to take his money to the World Bank because they were overwhelmed and could not cope.
Chimamanda is a Nobel Laureate
Eboes control the economy
Eboes are Jews (they cannot just be Negroes) like everyone else etc
ARE YOU HIGH?
Politics › Re: Beware Of The American New World Order. by funlord(m): 3:55pm On May 10, 2015
bolaino:
If you did not know, then I think you should know, There are external American forces that are responsible for the Book haram and now ISIS threat we are now facing today, Boko haram is not even the name of the terrorist group, but because Boko Haram is the simply the name of America's terror group operating in Nigeria, so any time you hear that Boko haram bombed somewhere have it at the front of your mind that The Americans via CIA via ISIS via Boko Haram, is responsible for the Attack, these guys are dubiously smart, people think I'm joking about this, maybe when they hear that the Americans have killed me, then they'll believe me, but I'll be dead by then, but any road, I'm still a dead man, so I'll just post everything I know here on nairaland, unless they want to crash the site again this year, seun, safeguard your site against hacks. Be warned my people, we have very little time, The American New world order is already on us. May God save us from this Shit.
you are a "confused conspiratory theorist"! I hope buharis govt. Assists u in getting gainful employment so that u may stop thinking like an ISIS fan!
Politics › Re: Why Do Yoruba And Igbo Attack Each Other Online? by funlord(m): 3:42pm On May 10, 2015
grin I think the answer is because COMMON SENSE is not that COMMON amongst them!
Romance › Re: 5 Things Nigerian Men Find Unattractive In Women by funlord(m): 3:13pm On May 10, 2015
SleekyP:
Peace out and love to Nigerian ladies, I think you're all beautiful. These observations are not meant to offend any of you; but a little dose of "keeping it real" is always healthy. wink

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SleekyP:
Peace out and love to Nigerian ladies, I think you're all beautiful. These observations are not meant to offend any of you; but a little dose of "keeping it real" is always healthy. wink

Only 5? Your list is outdated!
Romance › Re: In Two Words Describe Your Immediate Ex by funlord(m): 2:58pm On May 10, 2015
grin DESTROYED VAGIINA!
Romance › Re: 15 Sign To Know If You Are Dating A Covert Prostitute (runs Girl). by funlord(m): 2:48pm On May 10, 2015
grin The SLUT chronicles!
Romance › Re: Very Annoying: But Why Do Girls Tell Such Lies? Am Pissed. by funlord(m): 2:40pm On May 10, 2015
grin @op it is only olodos like U that babes tell these lies to, because razor blade dudes like me prefer to use our coc.ks to find out if dey are virgins or not rather than asking foolish questions! Stop being a learner!
Romance › Re: 30 Rules Married Women Must Obey by funlord(m): 11:05am On May 10, 2015
huh @op! Na from ABACHA diary you compile these rules(abi na decrees sef)?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: TOP List Of Romancelanders Compatables By Man Of List by funlord(m): 11:01am On May 10, 2015
daviyjones:
¤ rokiatu and kingtom

¤ marioelae and naijaboiy

¤ blackett and missclasssy

¤ jacksparrow07 and prettythickme

¤ ronald4lif and lala247

¤ mirexxx and orijin101

¤ buygala and draify

¤ ipledge and mznelly

¤ alberto2k and sinaj

¤ vizkiz and nneka123

¤ tosyne2much and diddydiva

¤ kinglekan and twaci

I checked their horoscope it matched, I am daviyjones nairaland astrologist.
You forgot DAVYJONES and ONILA! No be only horror-scope na oracle-scam you for use!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 9:36am On May 10, 2015
Vickydera2:
pls vote VICKYDERA2 for miss nairaland 2015.
she is cute
she is intelligent
she is unique
she is God fearing
she is jovial.
VOTE VICKYDERA2
angry
Vickydera2:
pls vote VICKYDERA2 for miss nairaland 2015.
she is cute
she is intelligent
she is unique
she is God fearing
she is jovial.
VOTE VICKYDERA2
Do U need some political THUG ASSISTANCE?
Romance › Re: First Timer- First Question by funlord(m): 12:38am On May 10, 2015
tohpahz:
Well.. u can as Well vote for me.. smiley
grin
tohpahz:
Well.. u can as Well vote for me.. smiley
No shaking! But after u win I expect u 2 be my private "night nurse"?
Romance › Re: First Timer- First Question by funlord(m): 11:21pm On May 09, 2015
tohpahz:
Well.. u can as Well vote for me.. smiley
grin
tohpahz:
Well.. u can as Well vote for me.. smiley
Romance › Re: Tomorrow's Biography Interview You Cant Afford To Miss by funlord(m): 9:25pm On May 09, 2015
cyprus000:
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Mumugrin

Who tell you say na him dey do am for me?..I dun dey the game tey tey bfor him even sabi asses netgrin.

Point any post for this thread,make I do waiting you dey call am for..infact,make we make deal

Say yes and I go make sure say you no go ever use this our phone wey you dey take brows.
Asses internet

DEAL?
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grin
cyprus000:
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Mumugrin

Who tell you say na him dey do am for me?..I dun dey the game tey tey bfor him even sabi asses netgrin.

Point any post for this thread,make I do waiting you dey call am for..infact,make we make deal

Say yes and I go make sure say you no go ever use this our phone wey you dey take brows.
Asses internet

DEAL?
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Chairman! Dis na cabal line! No shaking whatsoever!
Romance › Re: Tomorrow's Biography Interview You Cant Afford To Miss by funlord(m): 9:08pm On May 09, 2015
cyprus000:
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Lol..grin

And who told you,I can't get that if I want.

BAD BELLE IS ALLOWED grin

I see say,I strike one nerve when I mention PDPgrintongue
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grin
cyprus000:
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Lol..grin

And who told you,I can't get that if I want.

BAD BELLE IS ALLOWED grin

I see say,I strike one nerve when I mention PDPgrintongue
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falconey abeg help this orubebe jr!
Romance › Re: A Lesson From Obama and Michelle's Life...Ladies take note by funlord(m): 9:02pm On May 09, 2015
missclasssy:
I laugh in spanish grin

There is nothing to learn from the lives of two males!
Blackett shut up!
Romance › Re: Tomorrow's Biography Interview You Cant Afford To Miss by funlord(m): 8:57pm On May 09, 2015
cyprus000:
[size=15pt]after my undercover research,on who best fit the MISS NAIRALAND position.[/size]
[size=13pt]I have come to realiz that SANDRAHNAUB is the best candidate and is now our choice.[/size]
[size=13pt]this is a girl who possesses all qualities.
A lady ought to have and has proven it,beyond reasonable doubt.
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[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]INTELLIGENCE[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]MANNAR'S[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]DIPLOMAT[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]BEAUTY[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]LEADERSHIP WITH HUMILITY[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]HUMOUR[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]RESPECT[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]MISS NAIRALAND(SANDRAHNAUB)[/size]

[size=15pt]seeing the PDP(people deceive people) going on in this contest.

I have decided to project TRANSPERENCY,ACCOUNTABILITY,INTELLIG.ENCE
,HUMOUR,BEAUT.Y e.t.c
Viod of FAVOURITISM,ETHNICITY,MARGINALIZAT.ION and DISCRIMIMAT.ION.
which has been playing out,in the campaign.
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[size=15pt]I THE CAMPAIGN MANAGER[/size]

[size=15pt]*** odguefi ome' nora 1(one) of nairaland.representing enugu east constituency.**[/size]
[size=15pt]call opun all agent of change and transformation,to look beyond all sentiments and VOTE SANDRAHNAUB[the vioce of the people) for miss nairaland[/size]




>>www.nairaland.com/sandrahnaub


[size=13pt]Signed:[/size][size=15pt]MANAGEMENT[/size]


www.nairaland.com/sandrahnaub
grin
cyprus000:
[size=15pt]after my undercover research,on who best fit the MISS NAIRALAND position.[/size]
[size=13pt]I have come to realiz that SANDRAHNAUB is the best candidate and is now our choice.[/size]
[size=13pt]this is a girl who possesses all qualities.
A lady ought to have and has proven it,beyond reasonable doubt.
[/size]


[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]INTELLIGENCE[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]MANNAR'S[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]DIPLOMAT[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]BEAUTY[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]LEADERSHIP WITH HUMILITY[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]HUMOUR[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]RESPECT[/size]

[size=13pt]Vote:[/size][size=15pt]MISS NAIRALAND(SANDRAHNAUB)[/size]

[size=15pt]seeing the PDP(people deceive people) going on in this contest.

I have decided to project TRANSPERENCY,ACCOUNTABILITY,INTELLIG.ENCE
,HUMOUR,BEAUT.Y e.t.c
Viod of FAVOURITISM,ETHNICITY,MARGINALIZAT.ION and DISCRIMIMAT.ION.
which has been playing out,in the campaign.
[/size]


[size=15pt]I THE CAMPAIGN MANAGER[/size]

[size=15pt]*** odguefi ome' nora 1(one) of nairaland.representing enugu east constituency.**[/size]
[size=15pt]call opun all agent of change and transformation,to look beyond all sentiments and VOTE SANDRAHNAUB[the vioce of the people) for miss nairaland[/size]




>>www.nairaland.com/sandrahnaub


[size=13pt]Signed:[/size][size=15pt]MANAGEMENT[/size]


www.nairaland.com/sandrahnaub
So after all dis multi coloured tripe wey U suffer write na only 1 like U fit muster? U must be a recently dismissed member of the "pdp national working commitee!"
Romance › Re: First Timer- First Question by funlord(m): 8:52pm On May 09, 2015
tohpahz:
Lol.. u wanna look for trouble right?? shocked
angry
tohpahz:
Lol.. u wanna look for trouble right?? shocked
are U not supposed 2 be campaigning? Come on leave this place!
Romance › Re: Hilarious Photos Of Beautiful People (Must See) by funlord(m): 8:50pm On May 09, 2015
chowlade:
I hope this collections will make your day

Source: www.1000uglypeople.com/category/ugly-people/ugly-women-and-girls/
undecided
chowlade:
I hope this collections will make your day

Source: www.1000uglypeople.com/category/ugly-people/ugly-women-and-girls/
are they your relatives?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by funlord(m): 3:50pm On May 09, 2015
After long and hard consultations, we have decided to endorse miss T.............?

Romance › Re: 7k For T.fare Frm Agbado To Surulere by funlord(m): 3:14pm On May 09, 2015
hefelove:
Der's dis gurl av always wanted to meet o... na xoxo my love, darling she go they call me, i've been telling her we shud meet bur she kips posting me for lyk 3yrs nw. she was in lagos some weeks ago tho she jux came back frm sch in ekiti. she was in agbado ijaye and she finally agreed dat she'll come to ma place in surulere. then she said dat i shud snd her t.fare, i askd aw much, she den said 7k o frm jux agbado to surulere wey no even reach 500 sef for ma mind i jux shout. den immediately told her dat she should not worry. we'll both meet at the feet of Jesus. Naxo d gurl ignore me since den
grin
hefelove:
Der's dis gurl av always wanted to meet o... na xoxo my love, darling she go they call me, i've been telling her we shud meet bur she kips posting me for lyk 3yrs nw. she was in lagos some weeks ago tho she jux came back frm sch in ekiti. she was in agbado ijaye and she finally agreed dat she'll come to ma place in surulere. then she said dat i shud snd her t.fare, i askd aw much, she den said 7k o frm jux agbado to surulere wey no even reach 500 sef for ma mind i jux shout. den immediately told her dat she should not worry. we'll both meet at the feet of Jesus. Naxo d gurl ignore me since den
See as SCAMMER come Jam SCAMSTRESS! Na efcc 4 officiate una wedding!
Romance › Re: I Have Been Duped By A Kaduna Girl by funlord(m): 3:07pm On May 09, 2015
NewNigeriaMind:
Thanks, it's top galaxy.


Ewu
Now that U have been caught take your "COLONIAL ERA LIES" 2 the joke section and compete with other broke niggas like yourself okay! Bye

Romance › Re: I Have Been Duped By A Kaduna Girl by funlord(m): 2:52pm On May 09, 2015
NewNigeriaMind:
If you are in KD send your number,

I am in Top Galazy Hotel,Sabo.
Even your lies are stll Bigger LIES! The name is. TOP GALAXY hotel not TOP GALAZY! Ewu
Romance › Re: A Must Read For Ladies!!!!!! "Disadvantages Of Uploading Sexy Pics On Nairaland. by funlord(m): 2:17pm On May 09, 2015
sweetorgasm:
DEVIL PUNISH U
....Chaiiii! E PAIN AMU OH? Lmfao!!!

Romance › Re: Picture: Who Looks More Sexy Between These 2? by funlord(m): 2:08pm On May 09, 2015
[quote author=Elkewwty post=33570308][/quote]She was found guilty of "JEGUDUJERA GOD MOTHERISM"!

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