Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 8:22pm On May 11, 2015 |
Who told U she's lying? We stole the chocs! U still want us to deliver the remaining cake?]
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush by funlord(m): 8:10pm On May 11, 2015 |
 see old men and women crushing like j.s.s 3 students? No be only crush una 4 sprite join! |
Romance › Re: Average Number Of Breakups/failed Relationships Before Finding "The One"? by funlord(m): 6:26pm On May 11, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Average Number Of Breakups/failed Relationships Before Finding "The One"? by funlord(m): 5:52pm On May 11, 2015 |
missclasssy: It differs between people. For some persons their first relationship could be "the one", while for some other people they might encounter numerous relationships, some three, some eight, some even twenty before eventually finding their true halves. So you can't actually. Just as we are unique individuals, what life throws on us is unique and specific to us.
All in all, I'd say it's nature's way of maintaining balance.  missclasssy: It differs between people. For some persons their first relationship could be "the one", while for some other people they might encounter numerous relationships, some three, some eight, some even twenty before eventually finding their true halves. So you can't actually. Just as we are unique individuals, what life throws on us is unique and specific to us.
All in all, I'd say it's nature's way of maintaining balance. Are U not 20? what experiences have u had 2 draw from? Abeg stop writing and rehashing stories/advice from "comsmopolitan and todays woman magazines" all in a lame attempt 2 sound like 1 obi wan kenobi! |
Romance › Re: 5 Sure Ways To Make Any Girl Fall Deeply In Love With You. by funlord(m): 5:37pm On May 11, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Be The Judge by funlord(m): 2:37pm On May 11, 2015 |
 No be small Wozing the babe go collect dat night! Even mayweather blows no go pain am reach my own! Biatch! |
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Romance › Re: Women Can Be Funny! Please Read!!! by funlord(m): 2:28pm On May 11, 2015 |
Blackett: [color=#150000]Then fvck off my mentions and avoid quoting me unnecessarily, you dumb demented agglomeration of _shit encrusted pig intestines. [/color]  Blackett: [color=#150000]Then fvck off my mentions and avoid quoting me unnecessarily, you dumb demented agglomeration of _shit encrusted pig intestines. [/color] Had it been this NINCOMPOOPS father had listened 2 our advise back in the day and used a bloody condom, we would not have been listening 2 this his SEMI RETAR.DED APE SHITE of a sons views in 2015! |
Romance › Re: Why Is It So?? by funlord(m): 2:15pm On May 11, 2015 |
emilykel: why does sex feel like it never happened after you just had it?? @op! Maybe when u stop paying 4 it, u will finally get 2 experience the proper feelings of bliss dat follow! |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Your Man Wish You Knew by funlord(m): 2:11pm On May 11, 2015 |
missclasssy: What people don't know is that when a woman gives a guy a Mouth Action, there is a series of subconscious thought processes going on in the mind of the guy.
The guys pictures this act subconsciously as a show of complete submission and sexual worship. Men like to be in control and this completely fulfills that innate fantasy.  missclasssy: What people don't know is that when a woman gives a guy a Mouth Action, there is a series of subconscious thought processes going on in the mind of the guy.
The guys pictures this act subconsciously as a show of complete submission and sexual worship. Men like to be in control and this completely fulfills that innate fantasy. Are U a man? |
Romance › Re: Opinion: A Man Should Spend Atleast 80% Of His Money On his Women by funlord(m): 1:53pm On May 11, 2015 |
[quote author=kinibigdeal post=33627051][/quote]ok! Now u just proved 2 everyone on NL why are are currently leading the way on the "carry over poll" in your department! Frank spencer jr! |
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by funlord(m): 10:35am On May 11, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Advice Needed: If It Was You, What Would You Have Done ? by funlord(m): 10:31am On May 11, 2015 |
 Her friend they find person husband wey she go take revenge her recent loss! Take her in @ your own peril! |
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Born-again,ever Doubted God?(right Or Wrong) by funlord(m): 9:28am On May 11, 2015 |
mzellsx: I take it you are an atheist are you here 2 find atheists or solutions 2 your questions? look @ the chaps points and think a bit! |
Romance › Re: Opinion: A Man Should Spend Atleast 80% Of His Money On his Women by funlord(m): 9:13am On May 11, 2015 |
How many times will they recycle this dry topic! Op try harder abeg and cure this. Your digital laziness |
Romance › Re: How Has Nairaland Affected Your Relationship by funlord(m): 9:01am On May 11, 2015 |
Dujardin: Over a year ago, I introduced my girlfriend to this community(Nairaland) of humorous, talented, intelligent, helpful and disrespectful people, and since then, she has been a regular. I hav noticed how exposed she has been about relationships and life in general. I am pleased with this development on one hand even when I know that there are a few misleading threads about relationships and all. I just want anyone who has experienced this to share their views.  Dujardin: Over a year ago, I introduced my girlfriend to this community(Nairaland) of humorous, talented, intelligent, helpful and disrespectful people, and since then, she has been a regular. I hav noticed how exposed she has been about relationships and life in general. I am pleased with this development on one hand even when I know that there are a few misleading threads about relationships and all. I just want anyone who has experienced this to share their views. I think I've met that your girlfriend! |
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by funlord(m): 1:47am On May 11, 2015 |
dljbd1: Oga...Season 16 ke
They are on season 13 na...  na error oh chief! Since 1999 na 13yrs! Lol |
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Romance › Re: . by funlord(m): 12:31am On May 11, 2015 |
BennyQuin: palz do ppl mak luv in a relationshp simply because das wot differenciate such relatnshp frm d normal(non erotic) relatnshp dat exist between frndz of opposite sex?? i feel sex in a genuin relatnshp hapnz cos of d strong emotional feelinz two ppl av 2wrdz eachoda n nt because sum ppl seez it as a way of fulfulin d duty of a relatnshp or differenciatin a galfrnd frm an ordinary female frndz...pls nairalanderz i nid ur opinion on dis too... ....U are a young girl so let me give U some honest advice! Spend the time of your youth wisely, focus on school, a career and in between achieving all these, look 4 the kind of guys u like and fvck them and move on! Your twenties isn't the time to be asking all these serious questions! Discover your womanhood and your sexuality and own it, when u get older then u can focus on settling down! Don't dull ! |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:48pm On May 10, 2015 |
 any lander close to sofa lounge in wuse 2 at the moment? Need a winger |
Nairaland General › Re: What Do MR N MRS Nairaland Stand To Gain Apart From Popularity by funlord(m): 9:38pm On May 10, 2015 |
 Op! U don chop night food so? Try eat oh! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by funlord(m): 9:15pm On May 10, 2015*. Modified: 12:06am On May 11, 2015 |
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Family › Re: The Wife Beating Campaign On Nairaland by funlord(m): 6:04pm On May 10, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Beware Of The American New World Order. by funlord(m): 5:38pm On May 10, 2015 |
abduljabbar4: I don't know why people are so blind. Let's be realistic here. Take for example there is a war between christians and muslims. Islam doesn't allow anybody to attack the ones(christians) that do not attack them so why are these terrorists not only attacking christians but also attacking muslims? They attack muslims most of the time for that matter. There is no where in the Qur'an or Hadith where terrorism is encouraged. It is haram to kill even a fly with fire talkless of a human being.
All these terrorist organizations have to do with the new world order. Why is it that there wasn't all these some years back? Islam has been in existence for more than a thousand years so why didn't the muslims that lived before become terrorists?
This op is 100% right. Unfortunately it won't make front page ....my guy! Are either u or the op security operatives? Intelligence officers? Soldiers? NO? I guessed as much! Please this op is just a conspiracy theorist trying to generate traffic for his thread! Boko haram is a group that has blossomed as a result of the incompetence and fraud of your nations leadership as well as the corruption of its armed forces! Not because of the c.I.a,f.b.I, scotland yard or interpol! They are a rag tag bunch of drugged up rabid dogs who would have been annihilated eons ago if your nations leadership would have woken up to their responsibility of securing their borders as well as the lives of their people, and equipping the military rather than lining their already fat pockets! Leave this islam/christian angle and stay in line with the main threads accusation! I won't go into much as certain things must remain incognito even on a public forum! Don't be swayed by the rantings of a "prophet of doom"! |
Family › Re: The Wife Beating Campaign On Nairaland by funlord(m): 5:12pm On May 10, 2015 |
crackhaus: Bro keep trying, you will eventually begin to make sense to all other people apart from NL females   Haba! This "reta.rd.ed monkey called fransisca" don show again? Lol |
Family › Re: Must A Woman Be Married To Get Respect? by funlord(m): 4:53pm On May 10, 2015 |
NO! Now stop asking stupid questions! |
Family › Re: ... by funlord(m): 4:43pm On May 10, 2015 |
OluMighty01: I am still alive.
I have learnt a lot from this thread. ONE- There are a lot more devils in this world than there are saints. TWO- Some of the devils have shitty lives, and it would make them feel better to know there is someone worse off than them. THREE- Whether it is one in a million, be patient, the saints are always out there. FOUR- No one is responsible for making you feel better when you are depressed or suicidal...you are On Your Own. FIVE- Nigerians are very bad at handling people with suicidal tendencies.
So, let me really talk now. Before I go on, let me say I REALLY WAS SUICIDAL, but I really wanted to be talked out of it. Instead, I felt like really ending my life for real. The reason I have always held back from ending my life was because I always thought of the stigma I would live my family members with, and the fact that I know that if I could live through all this harsh times, I would be one of the greatest men of my generation (you don't know me personally, so you can go ahead and laugh at that statement).
So, after reading a series of very discouraging comments on Wednesday, I made up my mind to go through with it. I had already planned how I was going to kill myself, so I didn't have to go through any major planning or anything. My plan (for about ten years now) had always been to jump off the Third Mainland bridge, this is why I never learnt how to swim. I would drown, and the Govt would carry my body out or leave it to rot. So, I left a note with my username and password on my laptop and left the house. My house is close to Oworonshoki, so it took me about 20 minutes to get to the foot of third mainland bridge. But when I got there (around 9:30), there was still traffic on the otherside...and my mind that was made up at 100% had come down to like 70%...coupled with the fact that people were looking at me weird from the cars on the other side. Well, maybe I was just paranoid, and they weren't looking at me.
Anyway, I just couldn't get myself to jump. I know now that If I had a GUN at the time I was ready to end my life, I would have pulled the trigger without hesitation. So, I din't jump, but I did something afterwards that night...I don't want to bore you with that. But I didn't go back home till yesterday night.
In closing, I want to speak on another reason why I started this post.
I actually had a friend that was Bipolar like me. I met him on Nairaland. He was always talking about killing himself, and if i was in the right frame of mind, I would talk him out of it. So, one day last year...I think in April or so, I can't really remember...he put up a PM that he was going to kill himself. He said and I quote- "I am not going to be the first, and neither will I be the last." That day, I was with a girl (doing that thing), and I just brushed off his message like one of his bluffs. But when I contacted him after my guest left, he didn't reply. A couple of weeks later, a girl started using his BBM. When I asked her about my friend...I found out she was his sister, and she told me they found him hanging from his room fan the day he left that message on bbm. TRUE STORY. I felt so bad. My friend SHUT THE FUC.K UP and be a MAN! Go and hustle hard and spare us this your pathetic pity party! Crap! |
Family › Re: ... by funlord(m): 4:36pm On May 10, 2015 |
 this op Gbefun still never die? Friday don pass na! Abeg I wan come chop burial rice! |