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Jobs/VacanciesRe: @33, I'm More Afraid Of The Future by FunnyDude(m): 12:33pm On Jan 03, 2025
telim:
be deceving your self the mechanic that fix my car as two bungalow, two wives, benz cls 500 and c300. You will see them dress dirty because of the nature of their job but they pay all there bills.
I haven't seen a rich mechanic too. The ones that spoiled my car or the ones that stole from me and keep hiding till today. Most of them are wretched due to their wayward lifestyle.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: @33, I'm More Afraid Of The Future by FunnyDude(m):
The reality is no good job in Nigeria without connection.

Here's what you will do: Look for a service and offer it - anything online service, since you're a graduate you will make money.

You only need your brain, your computer or phone and your Internet to conquer poverty and the future.

Age is just a number.

Check my past threads to see what I've done.


Here's another advice I think you can consider

PropertiesRe: Can ₦50 Million Build A Modern 3-Bedroom Bungalow With This Current Inflation? by FunnyDude(m): 5:39am On Jan 03, 2025
You just quoting astronomically high figures here
RomanceRe: Is Being A Single Mom A Crime?? by FunnyDude(m): 2:53pm On Jan 02, 2025
Yahayaaminat123:
Well I really appreciate everyone's advice on the issue...
But as you all said being desperate or not able ti take care of the child isn't the issue..
The issue is that my unfortunate ex boyfriend impregnated me and left me three years ago and since then I have vowed not to have anything with guys again...

But along the line my parents sat me down to and asked me some essentially questions... All I could say is that am not interested in guys in generally but they said we don't judge book by its cover ...
My conclusion is that am not desperate nor rushing to settle down...I just need someone that I could confined in and he can do the same
Your unfortunate boyfriend? Lol

During your prime, when they advice you to stay away from irresponsible boys you'll rather abuse the person. I have your type around.

Look for a single Father.
PoliticsRe: Not All Singles Are Lonely And Sad - Toke Makinwa by FunnyDude(m): 7:50am On Dec 30, 2024
Mugu
Christianity EtcRe: Last Sunday Of The Year: Share Your Testimonies Here by FunnyDude(m): 11:03am On Dec 29, 2024
grin
IslamRe: Are Muslims Allowed To Eat Christmas Food? by FunnyDude(m):
Say no to religion extremism
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do You Regret Leaving Your Lucrative Nigerian Job For Abroad Menial Job by FunnyDude(m): 5:55pm On Dec 26, 2024
Panda7:
Even a politician don't earn up to a million monthly and that is not even with an employee job. So shove up your lies begger
Lol seek knowledge.
Nairaland GeneralRe: To All Men Between 30-40, Name One Mistake You Have Made In Your Life . by FunnyDude(m): 10:22am On Dec 26, 2024
No regrets whatsoever
Foreign AffairsRe: Wife Of Ousted Syrian President Asma Al-assad Files For Divorce In Moscow…. by FunnyDude(m): 5:41pm On Dec 23, 2024
floss:
I always tell people, don’t allow a woman see you finish to the point telling you

“ Babe don’t worry everything will be fine”

Don’t ever believe that, if you’re married and you know that you no longer have money or power, file for divorce immediately, don’t wait to see if you’ll rise. She’ll never worship you like before, once she perceives your money don finish, rather she’ll see and respect your pride when you tell her

“ I’m filing for divorce because I’m broke at the moment, I value my self respect, ego and mental health. This way you won’t be obligated to me, I will try and take care of my kids”


Tell her that before she finds out your money don finish, she will respect and worship you even in the divorce, but when you wait for her to ask for divorce, that’s the worse kind of “see finish “
Lol you're a kid I guess
TravelRe: Why Has Japa Noise Reduced Or Nigerians Lose Interest In Japa Already? by FunnyDude(m): 2:43pm On Dec 20, 2024
Nigerians are online noise makers
EducationRe: White Man Confesses Plans To Eliminate ALL AFRICANS by FunnyDude(m): 10:05am On Dec 14, 2024
Lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Is it That Old Friends Tend To Ignore You Once They Are Rich by FunnyDude(m): 3:49pm On Dec 12, 2024
Work hard stop complaining.
Complaining will shutdown the productivity neural cells in your brain which leads to depression and laziness.

Also, avoid people that complain around you.
TravelRe: Why The Nigerian Elites Are Worried About The JAPA Phenomenon by FunnyDude(m): 6:35pm On Dec 11, 2024
79733139:
This is so true, and I would add that even some of your friends may either try to discourage you or get envious when they find out that you are in the process of japaing.
Sincerely I had same experience
TravelRe: Why The Nigerian Elites Are Worried About The JAPA Phenomenon by FunnyDude(m): 6:32pm On Dec 11, 2024
Very true.
Keep your JAPA plans to yourself, they'll always give you 1000 reasons why Nigeria is so good than abroad.

Yeye people
TravelRe: Japa Now: Leave If You Can [pics] by FunnyDude(m): 9:09pm On Dec 09, 2024
Which country can accommodate over 200Million people?

When I see post like this I always laugh.

With your desperation just be careful not to japa into frypan.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Confused On Which I Should Do, Considering The Nigerian Economy by FunnyDude(m): 4:23pm On Dec 07, 2024
I understand your dilemma. Let's analyze each option:

Company A
1. *Pros*:
- Stable employment after 6 months of unemployment
- De facto leadership roles (IT, operations, finance)
- Monthly trip abroad
1. *Cons*:
- Low salary ($118)
- No benefits (HMO, pension)
- Demanding job

Company B
1. *Pros*:
- Remote work (flexibility)
- Higher salary potential ($35/hour)
- 13th month and Christmas bonus
- Strong partnership with a US company (growth prospects)
1. *Cons*:
- Limited experience (less than a month)
- Uncertainty about pension benefits

Company C
1. *Pros*:
- Remote work (flexibility)
- Data allowance and workspace reimbursement (if needed)
- Travelling allowance and all-expense-paid trips
1. *Cons*:
- Uncertainty about job stability
- Limited information about the company

Options to Consider
1. *Combine Company A and B*:
- Balance stability and growth prospects
- Diversify income streams
1. *Choose Company B or C*:
- Consider growth potential and benefits
- Weigh flexibility against job stability
1. *Pursue all three jobs*:
- Manage multiple income streams
- Be cautious of burnout and time management

Advice
1. *Assess your priorities*:
- Stability vs. growth
- Income vs. benefits
- Flexibility vs. job stability
1. *Evaluate your skills*:
- Can you handle multiple jobs?
- Are you prepared for the demands of Company A?
1. *Research Company C*:
- Gather more information about the company
- Understand the job requirements and expectations
1. *Negotiate with Company B*:
- Clarify pension benefits
- Discuss salary and bonus structures

Next Steps
1. Take time to reflect on your priorities and goals.
2. Research Company C and gather more information.
3. Negotiate with Company B to clarify benefits and salary.
4. Weigh the pros and cons of each option carefully.
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Eating While Waiting At A Train Station In US by FunnyDude(m): 1:03pm On Dec 07, 2024
Just imagine
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 3:13pm On Dec 04, 2024
Chatflick:
Verified Nigerian Upwork account available. It's an old account an has received payment.
How much is this?
RomanceRe: Girls Think Men Are Easy Until It's Time To Get Married (Photo) by FunnyDude(m): 2:35pm On Dec 03, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked



That's for those that sees marriage as an achievement or winning laurel. However, those of us who have experienced it firsthand, we've realize it's overrated. Having tasted marriage and discovered its limitations, i no longer swayed by societal pressures. I value my independence and freedom above all else.
Bad influence, imagine 44+ people liked your comment. Smh


If you dropped out from the University, can you call yourself a graduate?

No, because you're not qualified.
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Still Get Married And Have Children? by FunnyDude(m): 11:23am On Dec 02, 2024
Lol. You can't tell people how to live their lives.
RomanceRe: My Mother Is Against Me Getting Married!! by FunnyDude(m): 6:41pm On Nov 27, 2024
Marriage is not rosy bro, my advice is to plan your life carefully before bringing a woman.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Mum, Sister And Grandma In Quest For Money In Nsukka (pics) by FunnyDude(m): 8:21am On Nov 27, 2024
Nsukka grin
TravelRe: Japa: 1 Of 4 Nigerians Want To Leave The Country – NBS by FunnyDude(m):
Northerners don't japa remember
EducationRe: Man Earns 3 Master’s Degrees With Top Honors From 3 Canadian Universities by FunnyDude(m): 8:29am On Nov 21, 2024
ednut1:
Covenant university is now a Canadian school?
The one at Toronto beside iya Tunji shop
FamilyRe: Married Men, What's Your Greatest Regrets About Marriage by FunnyDude(m): 11:47am On Nov 14, 2024
Life is not in Black and White.

What works for A, might not work for B.

Take your risk. Follow your intuition. Leave online opinion for kids.
PoliticsRe: We Are Controlling The Country Now — MC Oluomo’s Son, King West by FunnyDude(m): 6:33pm On Nov 10, 2024
Lol come home stop hiding in the US
RomanceRe: How Can a man "glow Up"? by FunnyDude(m): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2024
"Glow up" refers to a transformation that improves one's physical, mental, and emotional well-being. Here's a comprehensive guide for men to achieve a remarkable glow up:

*Physical Health:*

1. Exercise regularly: Focus on cardio, strength training, and flexibility.
2. Eat a balanced diet: Include fruits, vegetables, whole grains, lean proteins, and healthy fats.
3. Hydrate: Drink plenty of water (at least 8 cups/day).
4. Sleep well: Aim for 7-8 hours of sleep each night.
5. Grooming: Practice good hygiene, trim your beard, and style your hair.

*Mental and Emotional Well-being:*

1. Mindfulness and meditation: Practice stress-reducing techniques.
2. Self-reflection: Identify and work on personal growth areas.
3. Build positive relationships: Nurture friendships and family connections.
4. Learn to manage stress: Develop coping mechanisms.
5. Pursue hobbies and passions: Engage in activities that bring joy.

*Personal Development:*

1. Set goals and challenges: Work towards self-improvement.
2. Build a strong online presence: Update social media profiles.
3. Develop leadership skills: Take on new responsibilities.
4. Improve communication skills: Practice active listening and effective expression.
5. Pursue new opportunities: Seek challenges and growth.

*Timeline:*

- Short-term (1-3 months): Focus on physical health, grooming, and mindfulness.
- Mid-term (3-6 months): Develop new skills, build relationships, and improve style.
- Long-term (6-12 months): Focus on personal growth, confidence, and professional development.

*Remember:*

- A glow up is a journey, not a destination.
- Be patient and kind to yourself.
- Celebrate small victories along the way.

Start your transformation today!
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Living In Uk Arrested By UK Police For Chatting With 14years Girl by FunnyDude(m): 4:12pm On Nov 08, 2024
See his face
TravelRe: My Experience Visiting Nigeria After 5 Years Abroad by FunnyDude(m): 2:21pm On Nov 05, 2024
Fiction
PoliticsRe: Justice Oyewole Adeyeye Is Dead! (Ekiti Chief Justice Dies at 64)! by FunnyDude(m): 9:41am On Nov 05, 2024
As usual dead of most top people 55-65years

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