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Car TalkRe: How Much Do You Currently Spend On Fuel In A Week? by FunnyDude(m): 4:38pm On Oct 20, 2024
Roughly 55k
FamilyRe: Happy 10yrs Anniversary To Us( SEE PHOTOS) by FunnyDude(m): 2:43pm On Oct 20, 2024
Congrats.
EducationRe: Flood Submerges University Of Ibadan's Awo Hostel, (video by FunnyDude(m):
CoronaVirusPro:
You know the name is only surviving on old glory!

It’s no different from Ibadan poly. Every glory it had in the past has been lost. It’s all name, value has been lost.
Not true, everything in Nigeria has deteriorated we all know that, but trust me UI still retain that high standard in education.
EducationRe: Flood Submerges University Of Ibadan's Awo Hostel, (video by FunnyDude(m): 7:27pm On Oct 04, 2024
CoronaVirusPro:
University of Ibadan should be converted to a cattle ranch!

The institution is living on old glory and does not deserve to be called a university again.

The Federal government should transfer students to other schools and let cattle’s graze the land mass. It’s more productive.
Dey play. So it should be converted to cattle ranch so that your unizik and imsu will now be the premier University.

Uites First and best for a reason.
RomanceRe: How Do Guys With Multiple Girlfriends Cope In This Economy? by FunnyDude(m): 9:02am On Oct 04, 2024
Lol

I will come back to this comment when this hit front page
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu To depart for United Kingdom On 2-week Vacation by FunnyDude(m): 2:30pm On Oct 02, 2024
You see our leaders? cheesy grin
If you like no japa
Foreign AffairsRe: This Video Shows Iran's Missiles Hitting Targets by FunnyDude(m): 10:27am On Oct 02, 2024
These people don't care about you blacks, leave them let them fight themselves.

Sha don't bring missile to Nigeria
EducationRe: Holders Of Masters Degree Pls Advise Me!!! by FunnyDude(m): 6:45pm On Sep 04, 2024
A lot of ignorance comments up there. You guys know nothing.

Who told you Master's is useless in Nigeria?

How about having a skill and having your master's too?

Go get that degree now!!!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Condoles With persons Who Died During #EndBadGovernance Protests by FunnyDude(m): 2:18pm On Aug 11, 2024
Chinkoalhaji34:
So Peter Obi is suddenly a sympathizer now?

This is the same man who was nowhere to be found when it mattered most. Where was his voice during the protests?

Condolences from a man who wants to wear the crown of leadership while dodging accountability.

It's funny how the self-proclaimed savior is now trying to ride the waves of tragedy for political gain. Opportunism at its peak!
Agbado
FamilyRe: Ask Me Anything About Jarus & Me by FunnyDude(m): 7:50am On Jul 04, 2024
Who cares
FamilyRe: My Husband Kicked Me Out After A DNA Test Revealed He Wasn’t My Daughter Dad by FunnyDude(m): 5:17pm On Apr 27, 2024
CelestineNelson:
Have you ever come across a DNA test that confirms that the husband is the father of the Children?

Or is this a new tactics of scattering homes ?... Because this is becoming a daily occurrence !
I'm thinking about this too.

It might be the idea of the West to destroy family and uphold LGBT+.

Most DNA test I knew don't come out positive? Why is it so?
Is that how bad all women are?? No, I don't believe this new trend of DNA.
EducationRe: Sex Scandal: UNN Suspends Mfonobong Udoudom Indefinitely, Launches Probe by FunnyDude(m): 6:10am On Apr 25, 2024
Creamypie:
This former lectures better find personal hustle to dey do, else he dies of depression. E don cast for am.Na so my project supervisor for Delsu take end up and eventually died in 2014
The issue is most academic people like this don't usually like or get use to a personal hustle, they're use to earning salary. There's high chance of this man going depressed.

As a graduate of Unn, I feel for him because I can imagine the hardwork for him to attain this lofty height in academic especially UNN.

His village people finally got him.
EducationRe: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by FunnyDude(m): 9:01pm On Apr 22, 2024
A whole Professor and scholar in this show of shame
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan Students Lament 450–750% Fee Hike by FunnyDude(m): 7:30pm On Apr 17, 2024
ogawisdom:
Still very cheap below 500 USD as School fees in 2024 but you people will gladly go to UK and pay 20k USD per session.
$500 cheap in Nigeria?
Parents are earning and spending dollars in Nigeria?
Is Nigeria UK?
How much is the minimum wage?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan Students Lament 450–750% Fee Hike by FunnyDude(m): 7:11pm On Apr 17, 2024
Where is the job
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Electricity Made Me Lose My Internship Yesterday by FunnyDude(m): 7:40am On Mar 26, 2024
Lol if you can't find anyone using an generator or solar around your area, you're in wrong location. Change it
CareerRe: Work From Home Wahala by FunnyDude(m): 1:39pm On Feb 27, 2024
Since 2018 I've been working remotely. Really love the life
FamilyRe: Sex In Marriage: Tips For Mutual Satisfaction | Surehome Seminar February by FunnyDude(m): 11:49am On Feb 25, 2024
I will be there
RomanceRe: BUHARI VS TINUBU: Things Are Cheaper Under Tinubu Than Buhari (See How) by FunnyDude(m): 2:49pm On Feb 19, 2024
iLegendd:
Modified:

If you're a hungry Nigerian, what I wrote won't enter your head no matter how true it is. In fact, you'll never comprehend it. A hungry man is an angry lion.
Same price for cement

Reason why it's good to earn in foreign currency.
BusinessRe: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 10:05am On Feb 15, 2024
Let me shock you.

The clients you're reaching out to through cold emails and on social media, they mostly hired their talents through Upwork whenever they need someone.

That shows how powerful Upwork is.

You can keep reaching out to cold outreach but they may not need your service at all until miracle happens after about 3-5 follow ups.

But Upwork is full of warm leads( they wanna hire asap)

So that's why I still prefer Upwork, yes Upwork, as my first platform for getting constant dolls.

Exchange rate is what again? Say it louder.
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 10:41am On Feb 02, 2024
qtguru:
From Canada ke, never visited just have their visa
Ok. Thought you mentioned Canada is expensive to live. I assumed you're living in Canada all these while.

Anyway, Malta is a cool Shengen country, I'm looking towards that direction
BusinessRe: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 10:21am On Feb 02, 2024
qtguru:
Dollar is now 1400, so a 300 gig is almost your salary for the month.
Hey qtguru, can see you've relocated from Canada to Malta.

How is life in Malta?

I found you on X btw
BusinessRe: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 10:14am On Feb 02, 2024
yusuf0876:
but how do one earn on up work it seems it's saturated
Lol Upwork has always been saturated even when I joined, heard the same thing.

Saying it's saturated is one way of accepting defeat.

Work your way up. The benefit is high
BusinessRe: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 5:20pm On Feb 01, 2024
Think about Upwork as a form of investment.

For instance:

*A client hired you to write 7 Emails for $250.*

Let's do rough calculation:

To bid apply for this project it requires maximum of 16 connects.

Cost per connect is $0.15 cent.

$0.15 * 16 = $2.4


So you use $2.4 to land a $250 job.

Upwork %charges, 10% of $250 =$25

Total: $250 - $25 -$2.4 = $222.6

You'll be getting $225.6 *profit.*

$222.6 x 1500 Naira = 333,900 Naira(profit) shocked

Just one job.

This is why I said Upwork is a gold mine
CrimeRe: Wife Of Ekiti Monarch Slain By Herdsmen Recalls Last Moments With Husband by FunnyDude(m): 1:49pm On Jan 31, 2024
Naija
BusinessRe: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:24pm On Jan 29, 2024
Keep bombing freelance clients in the middle of the night.

Keep firing proposals from all angle.

Keep sending cold outreach to prospects.

You only need a BIG yes (rich client) to turn things around.

No gree for anybody

How much be exchange rate again? Say it loud.
BusinessRe: Pos Is A Dirty Job Dont Do It Please(pix) by FunnyDude(m): 9:29am On Jan 26, 2024
And you're happy
BusinessRe: I made $1467 (NGN 675,000) in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 9:44am On Jan 23, 2024
Happy New Year
CrimeRe: 3 Types Of Kidnappers Operating In Abuja Nigeria by FunnyDude(m): 6:16pm On Jan 19, 2024
Abuja hmmmn

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