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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 7:12am On May 18, 2022
Skyview01:


I just blocked people and ignored the rest. I have a life to live. Let them grab their pvc's and vote a good candidate in 2023.

That means you'll block people tire. In every 5 people 3 will request.
Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 4:32pm On May 16, 2022
I have 8 students already learning under my tutelage, remaining 2 more persons and I close my mentorship.

Here's what a client spent hiring a freelancer, this is to show you the endless possibilities

Politics / Re: Soludo Visits Nnamdi Kanu In Prison (Photos) by FunnyDude(m): 7:25am On May 15, 2022
Amaka grin

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Romance / Re: What I Saw In A Brothel by FunnyDude(m): 7:22am On May 15, 2022
Faber:
It is not a rule that you must marry from the City. Make your money find one interior village and go there and rent a very good one room or bedsitter. Go there from time to time especially during weekends. Stroll around the village.

You will observe some maidens. Make friends with one or two. I give you six to seven months you will make friends with like 3 or 4 that they are comfortable being around you. Then you can select one to Marry. Don't let making money and city life make you end up with an Olosho as a wife. You will regret coming to this wicked world.

If you endured to make money, why not bring out your time and also pass through some stress to get a life partner .

The girl I am planning to Marry send me ₦2k through a friend. I told her I was very very sick since 3 days now, I have not called her or even chat her up. She called one of my friends from the same village with her and sent the guy ₦2k to give me, that I should use it and buy drugs.

The guy came to my house and told me that I was sick and I did not even informed anyone. That he learnt am down with Malaria from my girlfriend, he brought out ₦2k and gave me. She called the guy and we spoke. This girl was crying for real. I told her that ₦2k is not enough, she told me the last money on her is ₦3k, and that she will send it today. I will use her ₦3k chop Nkwobi grin grin I no dey sick at all. Am just testing her.
She ain't working, just learning some work at the village square . Very real, can manage things, sense of duty, with good health history. If she pray for you ehn...I swear devil no go near your house till 1 year. Born 2003 but everywhere don set, boobs, hips. Go to village and get a wife brothers

Or be ready to slug it out with all these Oloshos way full everywhere grin grin

Most guys don't know this.
Similar thing I did too when I was hunting. Did alot of test and until I was sure. You won't regret this approach. I'm enjoying mine now.

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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 12:35pm On May 14, 2022
shilenji:
It's too much and one can't possibly hide it. They will know from your skin and scents. Well na why God dey continue dey bless me sha. Give what you can give and don't be scared to say NO!!!

You understand my point

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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 12:33pm On May 14, 2022
Kobicove:


The time has come for you to move out of that house in Ajegunle...go to an area that is not economically depressed grin

Lol. The heat is everywhere in Nigeria. Even in VGC you'll still see poor people there that'll bill you. Gateman, Janitor, driver etc.

I live in an estate though.

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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 11:29am On May 14, 2022
Nazgul:
Stop giving people the impression that you have money and the billing will stop.

To avoid family billing, call them and complain, if they call you first, start complaining about your work and how things are hard before they even say anything. Believe me dem no go get mind bill you.

To avoid friends billing, stop posting your progress on social media, when you keep uploading your progress on Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp status, what do you expect? You buy car you post it, you change accommodation you post it, you buy 60" smart TV you post it, you enter Dubai, you post it...you're directly indirectly inviting Billings.

For neighbours...Things like LAWMA, security, cleaning...etc bills, deliberately wait till the last day before you pay. Not because you don't have the money but because you don't want them to see you like one baba olowo. Once they see how hard it is for you pay ordinary security bill, nobody would bill you.

These is how I escape billing from people. No be say I too get o, but considering how hard things are in Nigeria, a man on clean suit can easily be compared to Elon musk.

I will start implementing these. Thanks!

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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 11:28am On May 14, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Op, you only give pple money based on your Pocket capacity!.
If u are forming philathropist inside the small money u have, poverty will hit u once again.

Na village straight to join my grandma. God forbid smiley

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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 11:28am On May 14, 2022
cavreek:
Last last when ATM stop dey dispense na onto the next one. Pls learn to use NO it will save u unnecessary stress
One advice that changed my whole perspective about all this is 'never do to others what only God can do for them', know this and sleep like a baby

Maybe I need to be mean. I have a tender heart

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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 11:27am On May 14, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool All the years wey u spend 4 school, sense no gree enter ur HEAD pan!


U no lean how to CODE!


Abi na on till u sell the small car wey u de manage, na dat Time u go get sense!


U no need ADVISE, waiting u need na better flogging!


If u like no take care of ur small FAMILY, de carry people for head wey no send ur matterz wen u de suffer..


No be sey u no go help dem but wit wisdom and how ur pocket reach!


MUMU MAN!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!






Wtf man. Thanks

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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 10:57am On May 14, 2022
Olasyke:

Definitely, a good cash flow would definitely show all over you but you can at least code yourself. Because billing dey kill person and you fit fall by lifting others.

Seriously bro. No one is ready to help but just to receive . Can't reinvest back into the biz that's keeping the cash flow healthy due to endless request.

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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 10:47am On May 14, 2022
Olasyke:
When you show that you have, they would bill. And billing is a slippery slope.

You can't really show lack when you have good cash flow. Your lifestyle will change somehow.

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Romance / Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by FunnyDude(m): 10:38am On May 14, 2022
Anywhere I turned to is billing. From one sober request to another.

Billing from neighbors, on WhatsApp, driving on the road police will bill me, inlaws constant request, family members both extended and nuclear, old friends too.

I'm tired. I'm just depress of request. Poverty is too much in this country cry

Feel like traveling out, but my new small family is giving me a second thought.

Funny enough, when I was in the University no one really care about me especially those seeking help now.

I really suffered during my school days that year.
Family uncles and aunties all ghosted me.

Has anyone experienced this issue before?
I need help.

Seun Mynd44 Lalasticlala move this to front page. Save a young bro

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 6:46pm On May 13, 2022
Another

Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 6:43pm On May 13, 2022
More and more people are grabbing this opportunity

Webmasters / Re: Is Starting A Blog Still Profitable? by FunnyDude(m): 8:59am On May 13, 2022
Yes. Don't be discourage. Success takes time. Just be patient and work hard.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Soldiers Kill Ukrainian Civilians (Video) by FunnyDude(m): 8:13am On May 13, 2022
grin
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Making Me Depressed by FunnyDude(m): 9:59am On May 12, 2022
Only God can help you from this kind of sh!t. I've been in this situation in the past. In fact, I always crawl back to her until I was saved finally.

Those days mehn.

Wahala for who never settle down.

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 8:32am On May 12, 2022
I respect everyone that is taking advantage of my time while they can.

Sooner or later, it will grow to become an incredibly community and I simply won't have the same amount of free time to help everyone to the level that I do now.

The best time to get my full attention is now by joining the program.

By the end of my mentorship, you should have gotten all these from me:

1. *Upwork proposal hack that has gotten me long term clients (Value: ₦15,000)*

2. *My personal techniques that I've been using to get past competition on Upwork (Value: ₦25,000)*

3. *Learn Copywriting & hacks on how to sell your service for business owners on LinkedIn, Reddit and Warrior Forum (Value: ₦150,000)*

4. *My Personal Copywriting Swipe file that helped me write like Native English Speaker (Value: ₦70,000)*

5. *How to set your profile on Upwork to get you the best jobs than other Nigerians (Value: ₦20,000)*

6. *My 1 year free mentorship and follow up (Value: ₦50,000)*

7. *How to create your int'l bank account and withdraw your money in Dollar, Euro or Pounds straight to your Nigerian bank account (Value: ₦5,000)*

Total Value: ₦335,000

FEE: ₦10,000


AND if you feel you don't get any value after 60days of your learning process. Let me know. I'll refund you. No question asked.

But so far, my 6 students are happy ASF!

See screenshots below grin

Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 4:49am On May 12, 2022
Fredmatic:


U have some questions

1. What nich are in into that made you this
2. Did you register as a Nigeria? Bcus I know these foreigners avoild giving us work bcus of scam.
3. If feorigner did you always use von when log in? And how did u handle verification if registered as feorigner

1. Copywriting

2. Yes, used my real name too.

3. It's good to be legit. If you're skilled you'll get jobs.

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Business / Re: I Started My Business With N600k. Here's the story. by FunnyDude(m): 5:22pm On May 11, 2022
No amount small. I've once used 20k to become a Milli owner

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 4:46pm On May 11, 2022
Once you reach a certain level in freelancing, you'll elevate to such a level your parents will think you're selling drugs on the internet.

Never give up

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ..... by FunnyDude(m): 5:29pm On May 10, 2022
Lol. I graduated since 2016, that's when it dawned on me that this country no be am.

Use street run things
Career / Re: Is It Your Passion Or You Are Doing This To Just Make A Living? by FunnyDude(m): 2:40pm On May 10, 2022
Passion in Nigeria?

Make i sleep first
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by FunnyDude(m): 7:44am On May 09, 2022
2dice01:
Yes kindly follow this advice bro

She won't do such next time
Am talking from xperience

She gonna love you forever

Wrong advice. The trust won't be there anymore
Family / Re: When Your Salary Is 40k And Your 17 Year-old Daughter Is Using Iphone 12 by FunnyDude(m): 12:27pm On May 08, 2022
Mooh247:
cool



Nigeria suffers from poverty of the mind

The white colonialist and slave masters have perfectly preconditioned black people to desire poverty and see poverty as a virtue

Investigate source of income as a right thinking person to ascertain legitimacy of wealth don't castigate wealth to promote poverty

A graphics artist earning $10 per gigs and having 2 gigs per day, 14 gigs per week earns $140 per week that's $560 a month.. am sure such kid can afford to give his parents ₦300,000

A female blogger with make up artist page on tic toc, Instagram and YouTube can't Monitise her content for profit, the fact she uses an iPhone means she is prone to Ritualists and dates a yahoo boy

Everyone should desire 9-5 civil servant job and earn 60,000 to 40,000 since that's what is right




.

Don't mind the op. Alot of opportunities to make money on the web.

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Car Talk / Re: Suggestions For A First Time Car Owner Under With 5m by FunnyDude(m): 1:34pm On May 07, 2022
Honda has good engine. Thank me later

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 7:12am On May 04, 2022
The Harder You Work, The Luckier You Get, The More Uncomfortable You Are, The Better Life Gets. Nothing is Given in Life.

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 4:17pm On May 03, 2022
If you don't believe in yourself, no one will believe in you.

My first earning on Upwork was $40 with bad review (first job) from a white guy.

But I didn't gave up.

Today, the rest is history by being consistent.

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 6:01pm On Apr 30, 2022
eddy42:


I like that you are proactive in stopping any form of scam but at the same time don't make people who are willing to at least try it out back off, it's better you advise them on the scam pointers when they get to the DM.

Some people can choose to give their knowledge for Free (which in most cases, people don't value) and some can choose to attach a token to it..

There are a lot of free tutorials on YouTube, but 90% of people seeking knowledge never seem to work with it or they're usually overwhelming, but the truth is most of those Free stuff still have premium memberships that are paid for even if the creators still rake in millions from other sources.

Watching YouTube is free, accessing Premium YouTube is Paid even though YouTube still make money from advertisers.

Bottom line is...

There's always room to make more money

May your wisdom never dry brother.

YouTube videos from experts always have premium content or paid class at the end. I've paid for alot of them in my Niche.

Free things have $0 value.

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