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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 5:31am On Apr 12, 2022
Phantom042:



Can you teach me? Please drop your number

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Do to popular messages I've been getting to show how I got similar result.

Here's an offer.

I've decided to have a paid mentorship class of just ₦10,000 Naira for anyone willing to join and get quality first hand mentorship from me. You can't find any if it on the Internet because it's a winning secret.

This is not compulsory anyway, but if you wish you can be part of this.

Here's what you get in the premium mentorship:

1. Upwork proposal hack that has gotten me long term clients (Value: ₦15,000)

2. My personal techniques that I've been using to get past competition on Upwork (Value: ₦25,000)

3. Learn Copywriting & hacks on how to sell your service for business owners on LinkedIn, Reddit and Warrior Forum (Value: ₦150,000)

4. My Personal Copywriting Swipe file that helped me write like Native English Speaker (Value: ₦70,000)

5. How to set your profile on Upwork to get you the best jobs than other Nigerians (Value: ₦20,000)

6. My 1 year free mentorship and follow up (Value: ₦50,000)

Total Value: ₦330,000

But you will get all these value-stack for "₦10,000 Naira" when you join this premium class. Only limited time.

SEND ME A MESSAGE ON WHATSAPP 0.8.1.0.4.7.4.9.9.1.9

Money Back Guarantee:

If you don't make 10x your registration in the first 60 days. Contact me for a refund I'll give you back. No question asked.
Romance / Re: We Asked Her To Divorce The Husband, She Refused”- Twin Sister Of Late Osinachi by FunnyDude(m): 6:31pm On Apr 11, 2022
Alpha male, redpill, strong man.. now you don kill person daughter

Make una dey take am easy ooh

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 6:01pm On Apr 11, 2022
Blesschemical:
Sir please teach me the ways
I want to earn from upwork

pm
Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 5:48pm On Apr 11, 2022
ANNOUNCEMENT:

Do to popular pm's I've been getting to show how I got similar result.

Here's an offer.

I've decided to have a paid mentorship class of just ₦10,000 Naira for anyone willing to join and get quality first hand mentorship from me. You can't find any if it on the Internet because it's a winning secret.

This is not compulsory anyway, but if you wish you can be part of this.

Here's what you get in the premium mentorship:

1. Upwork proposal hack that has gotten me long term clients (Value: ₦15,000)

2. My personal techniques that I've been using to get past competition on Upwork (Value: ₦25,000)

3. Learn Copywriting & hacks on how to sell your service for business owners on LinkedIn, Reddit and Warrior Forum (Value: ₦150,000)

4. My Personal Copywriting Swipe file that helped me write like Native English Speaker (Value: ₦70,000)

5. How to set your profile on Upwork to get you the best jobs than other Nigerians (Value: ₦20,000)

6. My 1 year free mentorship and follow up (Value: ₦50,000)

Total Value: ₦330,000

But you will get all these value-stack for "₦10,000 Naira" when you join this premium class. Only limited time.

SEND ME A MESSAGE ON WHATSAPP 0.8.1.0.4.7.4.9.9.1.9

Money Back Guarantee:

If you don't make 10x your registration in the first 60 days. Contact me for a refund I'll give you back. No question asked.

See screenshot of someone that enrolled for this program.

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Family / Re: Is Modern Marriage A Scam? My Own Story by FunnyDude(m): 6:38pm On Apr 10, 2022
ibechris:



I have benefited immensely from Marriage like it or not.

Marriage benefits far outweighs its disadvantage. When it comes to investments,my wife is my partner and my advisor and in fact,someone I rely on to offer her cherished ideas.

I have never been depressed as a married man but many of u singles are already depressed with baby mama's.

Financially,married people like me reach their financial goals faster than singles out there...who are looking for a baby mama to impregnate.

Married people have shown commitment to appointments and responsibilities than singles.

Marriage is a driving force that helps u to take ethical responsibility and that is why u will see more unserious singles caught as yahoo plus men.

Bro you have time responding to all these depressed bittered single men here. As for me, I don't own anyone explanation. I'm married and enjoying my life.

Most men here are opposite of what they preach real life.

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Celebrities / Re: Na Why Regina Daniels Leave You”- Reactions As Somadina Advises Ladies by FunnyDude(m): 9:56am On Apr 09, 2022
EmzyT:
[s]


You see that foolish Nigerians mentality? grin So because I'm 23 I shouldn't live a good life? grin grin I should be poor till I get to my 50s before I start making money? grin honestly, your name should be “FoolishDude” and not “Funny Dude” grin grin

I'm a Programmer and works with a foreign company online, more so, I'm from a Rich home! That's me on my Profile! So, you can go and hang yourself though grin grin

Programmer kill you there.

You be mumu truely... Now I see
Celebrities / Re: Na Why Regina Daniels Leave You”- Reactions As Somadina Advises Ladies by FunnyDude(m): 11:24pm On Apr 08, 2022
EmzyT:
[s]



Lmao grin grin Nice lines you've got there grin grin But I don't think I need that advice because I can feed your entire generations even with the ones unborn without complaining. And guess what? I'm just 23 smiley So, direct the message to your Blockheaded Dad, he needs it more I think. tongue tongue



Ogun kee you there, 23 years and you can feed his generation. Even abusing his father?

You must be kolo
Celebrities / Re: Na Why Regina Daniels Leave You”- Reactions As Somadina Advises Ladies by FunnyDude(m): 11:20pm On Apr 08, 2022
Victerica:


Are you truely, happily married?

Talk true!

Ask your pastor
Islam for Muslims / Re: You plan to complete Qur'an in a certain period of time?See how it is divided. by FunnyDude(m): 1:23pm On Apr 08, 2022
LordLugard1:
Reading the entired Koran is of what benefit to Nigeria as a country please?

Shut up and face your life.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: You plan to complete Qur'an in a certain period of time?See how it is divided. by FunnyDude(m): 1:22pm On Apr 08, 2022
Thank you for this op

Alhamdullahi for Islam. Ramadan is a month of blessing to those who believe in Allah

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Celebrities / Re: Na Why Regina Daniels Leave You”- Reactions As Somadina Advises Ladies by FunnyDude(m): 1:17pm On Apr 08, 2022
shilenji:
If you spend 5naira on girl wey you never marry,you be SIMP.

DON'T BE A SIMP!!!! grin

You kid. Is it not gf that will later turn to wifey?

I spent on my woman when we're dating, today we are happily married.

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Romance / Re: What made you Stop visiting Sex house? my story by FunnyDude(m): 1:03pm On Apr 08, 2022
MAGG0T:
undecided

After claiming Redpillers and alpha males online una go go brothel.

Rubbish lifestyle

Don't mind them.
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by FunnyDude(m): 11:34am On Apr 07, 2022
No one is talking about Fiverr like before
Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 6:23pm On Apr 03, 2022
Zulu2022:
Upwork no easy as Dem de talk am here ooh

Sure it's not. My first job there was $40 with nasty review from one white nigga. But I developed thick skin and move head & shoulder high against all odds.

Nothing is easy ooh
Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 3:54pm On Apr 03, 2022
Alot of people sending me PM, please I can only point you to a direction where you can gain resource from. I don't have the luxury of holding anyone by the hands step by step.

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 8:50am On Apr 03, 2022
dauntless15:
You haven't mentioned it yet because I burst your bubble very early forcing you to shelve your hidden motive, you're the only dumbass here, joke is on your thieving self, stupid mofo.

OK

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 8:42am On Apr 03, 2022
AtoningBlood:


In life, be careful but don't be too careful, okay.

Let me tell you my story, I freelance on Upwork too and it all started here on Nairaland just by reading a post like this one. I looked out for the possibilities and little testimonials from the thread that my trainer then opened. Myself and a few others paid 5k each to get trained. I think we were 20 or 15. Then I had only 7k in my account and I paid him 5k out of it to get the training.

Today, I average nothing less than 1.2m, my low is 1.2 monthly. I have a contract I took off Upwork and I don't add up that payment to what I get on Upwork monthly. Open you heart, check my previous posts by clicking on my handle, you'd see many of my posts trying to encourage people on that same thread my trainer created. Open your heart, don't try to stop others from learning. My life never remained the same. I left a job paying 84k monthly, my former colleagues still earn the same 84k.

Be careful for nothing, you don't even need to pay anyone if you are ready to check all the pages from two self less creators of threads about Upwork and fiverr on nairaland. Check my name or this posters name, I know him to be one of the active poster's there too. That was then, just date back to like 2019 or 2018. I have stopped posting or visiting Nairaland regularly due to my schedule.

I just need to encourage someone, don't pm me cos I won't even see it, If at all I do I won't respond. I don't train but I have freely helped many and are doing well. Those around me though, not online. Not easy helping online as it can be time consuming and I do not want to be tagged as a scammer.

If someone trusted offers to train you with a proof he/she I'd doing well, please pay the token and learn. But if you are ready to learn by reading up the past threads, please give yourself some time to read and take notes. Many materials are on YouTube as well. My trainer then trained us with proof from his profile. Naija account, I also have a naija account. He trained us to be truthful. Many Nigerians are doing well. I am one of them, my duplex is completed and also got a car. Maybe that will motivate someone.

Don't mind typos or my grammar, am not a writer.

Wow! Strong woman. I read about your story and how you started Upwork freelancing with the help of Venzal on the Fiverr thread.

Congrats, all thanks to the Internet.

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 8:40am On Apr 03, 2022
dauntless15:
Your story is what it is, a story, but this op didn't open this thread out of the goodness of his heart, maybe your intent is pure, I can't say the same of the OP, he's out to fleece people of the little they have, you're making millions but you left your millions to sell 5k ebook to nairaland's foolish populace, he who has ears will hear.

But did you see anywhere I mentioned ebook, training or anything?

You're truly dumb mehn

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Investment / Re: CLOSED!!! by FunnyDude(m): 4:03pm On Apr 02, 2022
ignis:


What are you saying ? You couldn't even let the piggy box reach one year before breaking it

I want to move all my funds to crypto usdt
Investment / Re: CLOSED!!! by FunnyDude(m): 3:55pm On Apr 02, 2022
ignis:
What were you expecting to see?

Like small drop of water makes an ocean
Investment / CLOSED!!! by FunnyDude(m): 3:51pm On Apr 02, 2022
Closed
Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 7:24am On Apr 02, 2022
Came4amo:



Make ur page look full or make other accounts and hire urself and build up the page for a while . And use seo marketing .. dirty marketing skill unetical skills .. that's what the majority does .. so the competition is very high ..

He may be ban if he do anything unethical. There's always legit way of doing things that will stand the test of time

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 7:06am On Apr 02, 2022
haggai247:

You are given people the wrong impression and you have lied
You have been on Upwork since 2017-2018 or thereabouts check all your topics and posts.

Why why why. Maybe ulterior motives only God knows.

Your post said you started 2020 which is contradictory to all you have posted before.

If you want to mentor people just say so those who want to learn will learn and they will pay good money.

Stop giving people the impression it's a smooth sail when they don't even know the fundamental of writing.

I come in peace and if I've said anything here that is a line please point it out to me.

I'm a good learner but my bs meter is very high.
For the newbies who wants to get carried away with earnings 600k hope you are prepare to do the work.

Read write research and repeat again.

And most important of all persistent and courage to continue even when shi shi no dey come.

Drop my pen.

I started freelancing in 2018.

Then I started Upwork in mid 2020.

No one is lieing here. No one is saying it's an easy ride either. Infact in life nothing is easy.

But there is growth.

I'm not promoting anything.

I don't have time to teach people. But as usual I do come on Nairaland to share thoughts and ideas.

The Goal Is To Leave The Trenches.

- FunnyDude

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 6:50am On Apr 02, 2022
dauntless15:
I know your type too, all my life even, I'll be around when you unveil your actual agenda, keep masquerading under helping people until you show yourself to the gullible people ass licking you, Nigerians are the easiest to decieve, it has been proven times without number, you're the thief here, leaving your superficial high earning jobs to come to nairaland and help people, you must be the nicest person on earth, lol.

Lol I understand people like you

Search for Stefan Georgia's RMBC program, that program is worth $997.

I took it in 2021.

Today, I've had 50x of my Investement.

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 6:48am On Apr 02, 2022
priceactionx:

Which niche are you?

Writing Copy

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 3:51am On Apr 02, 2022
ajog1:


Stop this unguided statement of yours. Is there any wrong in schooling folks on how to have decent result?

Don't mind him.

I wonder, if I had such a poor mindset in June 2020, I won't be here today. Maybe I will still be in one job earning low monthly pay (where is even the job)

I got my mentor on Nairaland that changed my income.

Right Mindset and Knowledge are very powerful in this life.

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 3:47am On Apr 02, 2022
Jennygold3:
Drop ur number sir
Am in interested

You can send me a pm
Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 3:46am On Apr 02, 2022
bullabong:
I am on upwork and I am verified but after my second job last year October I have not been able to get more jobs. I am an excellent writer please what is the secret to getting jobs regularly?

I was once like you too. But I have some free tips that will help you. Atleast that's what helped me too.

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 3:39am On Apr 02, 2022
dauntless15:
Why are you posting this? Because I'm sure you're not doing it out of the goodness of your heart, you have an agenda, probably to lure unsuspecting people into paying you for some masterclass or ebook that won't do anything but further impoverish them by taking the little they have, oga earn your dollars alone make people rest.


That's your thought anyway and you're entitled to it.

Lol I expected people like you. I know your type. You can go back to your yahoo yahoo, earning legally online takes training, consistency and perseverance.

For your information, I got the life changing freelancing information that helped my life here on Nairaland.

Knowledge is indeed powerful.

Be open minded.

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 8:27pm On Apr 01, 2022
lordchiz:
Pls teach me bro....hungry don whizkid me here for Naija.......
I once opened that upwork wit a Naija account ..I think 2016! But seriously I couldn't understand a thing there..
Can someone survive or have job with Naija account?

I'm using a naija account with my real name and real picture

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Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by FunnyDude(m): 8:19pm On Apr 01, 2022
Phantom042:



Can you teach me? Please drop your number

Ask your question here or send me a pm.

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