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Crime › Re: Amotekun Officer Attacked By Fulani Herdsman Disfigured His Mouth. Pic/video by FunnyDude(m): 7:02am On Apr 29 |
thesicilian: If an Amotekun operative cannot defend himself against a Fulani terrorist herdsman (one of the major reasons they were even set up in the first place) then of what use are they to the society? To collect salary |
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by FunnyDude(m): 2:24pm On Apr 28 |
ebenezary: this placce now look boring for sellers and worst for buyers of funds Very boring. And most of the sellers are even scammers in disguise |
Crime › Re: Patience Aka Zazzy Gobak- A Hookup Scammer by FunnyDude(m): 10:21am On Apr 28 |
People still have the guts sleeping with strange women in these terrible times? What if you're kidnapped for ransom? You aren't even afraid of your organs.
Go and marry, that female companionship and touch that you need you'll get them in marriage.
Treat your wife right.
Highest have a stable girlfriend if your wife can't do you.
Stop sleeping with dirty pigs. |
Education › Re: Abia-born Scholar, Victor Odoemelam, Rises To Professor At FUTO by FunnyDude(m): 10:34pm On Apr 27 |
Election professor |
Romance › Re: Never Let A Woman Know Your Business Plans! by FunnyDude(m): 3:58pm On Apr 23 |
ManknowThyself: Not just women, never allow anyone know your plans even that your real squad go envy you to fail.
Only allow them see results not plans or prototype of your schedule success.
Men envy pass women from my experience!!!!!!!
Women just want to gain when you are simple for them to use but men want you down to their level of try and error.
So I am my best friend, holy spirit my director, Jesus Christ my savior, angel Michael my protection and I AM my creator.
Women better pass me when comes to destroying and delay of destiny except you promise marriage and fail na you go know say some women pass devil. Worded |
Politics › Re: Do You Still Remember How Engr. Funsho Williams Was Assassinated? by FunnyDude(m): 2:54pm On Apr 21 |
Tinubu is the major suspect then, but no concrete evidence to back the allegation. So the case dismissed on the ground of assumption. I was in secondary school during that time, as a teenager always going to campaign ground for PDP under Funsho Williams. Immediately the man was mudered, our party structure collapsed and we started campaigning for Fashola (BRF) in Action Congress.
Protect yourself by all means |
Christianity Etc › Re: Those Who Will Miss Heaven Will Cry. by FunnyDude(m): 6:02pm On Apr 19 |
BioData45: I don't even know the hell fire I'm going to, Muslim or Christians hell fire?
You people must be sick in the head for this fairy tales. Very Fairy tales |
Christianity Etc › Re: Those Who Will Miss Heaven Will Cry. by FunnyDude(m): 6:01pm On Apr 19 |
As a Nigerian I'm used to hell. No worries |
Career › Re: How To Survive Now That Nigeria's Economy Is Getting Worse by FunnyDude(m): 8:38am On Apr 14 |
amechispeaks: It's no secret that as of 2026, NIgeria has plunged into it's worst poverty state since democracy came to stay in 1999. The funny thing is, there are still Nigerians out there who are living their best lives. There aren't many of them, but if they can thrive in this hardship, so can me and you. That being said, this is how you thrive in what is arguably Nigeria's worst economic condition.
1. Double Your Income
Easier said than done, but if you want to keep up with the inflation, then you need to make money just as fast as prices rise. Keep your current job (or business), but expand your reach into something else to earn extra income. Take me for example. I'm a freelance writer who's been making good money off writing gigs for years. But due to the way cost of living keeps going up, I've expanded my hustle to video editing and making high-quality AI videos for brand advertisements, folktale stories, faceless YouTube channels, comedy skits, and tutorials. That alone has helped me increase my income and keep my head above water. Find what you can do to earn extra income and give it all you've got.
2. Control Your Spending
Sadly, this is a very bad time for generous people. Why? Because unless you have too much money, spending money on others out of impulse will constantly leave you dry. Not to say you shouldn't help others when you can, but you need to be wise about it. A bottle of beer costs N1,500 minimum, so if you're not that bouyant, this is not the time to be declaring rounds for all your guys at the bar, only to go broke the next day. Just make sure you spend moderately in all things. Because if you exhaust all your cash, nobody might be there to help you out.
3. Network With People Who Are Richer Than You
This particular tip has helped me a lot. I mentioned earlier that I am a freelance writer, and I also edit and create high-quality AI videos for brands, businesses, and content creators. Recently, I've networked with some high net worth individuals who have given me several jobs. Just yesterday, I finished creating an AI video Advert for a restaurant in Ikeja, owned by a man who I recently became friends with. Not only did he pay me handsomely for it, he also hooked me up with his rich C.E.O friends too so I can create similar AI video adverts for their businesses. Also, after finding out I was a freelance writer, the man asked me to help his son with an academic paper. That experience is proof that networking with the right people can put good money in your pocket.
And with that said, I hope this write-up has been helpful. No one knows it all, I just thought I'd share my experiences in these hard times and wish you all the absolute best. Nice thread |
Crime › Re: 20 Prostitutes Arrested In Awka, Anambra Brothel, 18 Male Customers Arrested by FunnyDude(m): 8:28am On Apr 14 |
b0rn2fuck: Imagine catching me in ashawo joint😅😆, thank God I have stop Imagine as a married man, the police now call your wife or relative telling them you were caught unclad inside room. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Calls CNN Report ‘fraud’, Mentions “fake Nigerian Site” by FunnyDude(m): 10:59am On Apr 08 |
franchasng: We will keep reporting every of their fake news about America, Israel and the free world to the most powerful man on earth, Donald J. Trump, una never see anything 
God bless America! God bless Israel! God bless Igbos all over the world! God bless all lovers of peace and honesty! God bless all those standing against Islamic terrorism in the world! Are you saying God will not bless Yorubas all over the world |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ❗FULL-TIME REMOTE JOB OFFER❗ by FunnyDude(m): 10:25am On Apr 04 |
Nocifer: DATA REVIEWERS NEEDED
Keep reading if you: 1. Are Nigerian or understand Nigerian accents 2. Can put in 3-4 hours of work daily for at least the next few months 3. Have access to a laptop or other large screen device
Responsibilities: • Check speech content for validity (according to outlined rules) • Correct valid content's transcriptions (according to outlined rules) ensuring you maintain a high standard of quality • Review 300 audios/day to hit the base quota, but you earn more if you do more (but only if your reviews are up to standard)
Pay: ₦4k/day per 300 audios (each audio ≈ 30secs long) paid to your naira account
If interested, DM +2348104297586 on WhatsApp (do NOT call, or you will get blocked)
PS: The role is tied to a project that'll likely run for at least 6 more months. Whether interested or not, if you know someone who's a good fit, tell them about it. You get no commission (cuz unfortunately this isn't a pyramid scheme), but you help us and them out immensely. Yes don't have a family and friends to do it for you |
Travel › Re: Mozambique Deports 31 Detained Nigerians Despite Court Order by FunnyDude(m): 12:19pm On Apr 01 |
Imagine Mozambique.
Just imagine Poland deporting Germany citizens |
Career › Re: Requesting Financial Advise by FunnyDude(m): 7:16am On Mar 24 |
Victorskywatch: Hi everyone. I have a question for anyone who grew up poor and is now rich. How did you do it?
I currently have 2 jobs and I can feel my body and soul break down everyday because I’m always working. The combined salary isn’t even that much.
I need you to tell me how you escaped poverty so I can follow your exact steps.
Please give me actionable steps I can follow. First, be grateful that you even have 2 jobs. Some don't have any. Comparison is the stealer of happiness, be contented and appreciative. Secondly, use the little you have to upgrade yourself (skill, environment, knowledge, network, course, education) And finally, look for ways to increase your income especially earning in foreign currency. |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Really Suffering, Damn!!!!! by FunnyDude(m): 9:27am On Mar 21 |
I don't pity those old people.
Those old men and women corwardness during their time put us here. They failed to fight for a better Nigeria in their prime.
The Europe was built by their forefathers blood, sweet and visionary; and it even cost some life.
Observe carefully, same thing is repeating itself now, the like of Helinus and co are example, they're supporting failure, but some people will pity them when they're old.
They should suffer the country they failed to fight for. |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Really Suffering, Damn!!!!! by FunnyDude(m): 6:41am On Mar 21 |
Mod this need to be on front page |
Foreign Affairs › Re: I Will Have The Honor Of Taking Cuba, I'll Do Anything With It - Trump (Video) by FunnyDude(m): 6:25am On Mar 17 |
Watching innocent people suffer breaks the heart. This is not just a conflict between governments — it is a tragedy for humanity. Every bomb that falls destroys homes, dreams, and the lives of people who only want to live in peace.
The people of Iran are not enemies. They are fathers, mothers, children, students, workers — human beings just like us. They deserve safety, dignity, and the right to live without fear.
History will never remember who had the biggest weapons. It will remember who stood for humanity and who stayed silent while innocent lives were destroyed.
No child should die because of politics. No mother should cry over the body of her child because of war. The world must stop normalizing violence against nations and their people.
Today it is Iran. Tomorrow it could be anyone. If we stay silent now, we are all responsible.
Stand with humanity. Stand with the innocent. Stand for peace before more lives are lost. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Only Thing Prohibiting Transit In Hormuz Is Iran Shooting At Ships - Hegseth by FunnyDude(m): 7:09pm On Mar 14 |
Ramanto: Whatever makes you sleep. They are fighting with restraint yet killed 170 school students coupled with all the atrocities they committed in Gaza? 
And whatever losses you think Iran has suffered, is US has suffered the equivalence. They lost their personnel, lost their bases across the gulf, lost their prestige, and are committing billions of dollars to the war. So what are they winning exactly? You see that PRESTIGE, they've lost it forever. Countries now know the weakness of US. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Only Thing Prohibiting Transit In Hormuz Is Iran Shooting At Ships - Hegseth by FunnyDude(m): 6:57pm On Mar 14 |
masterfactor: A word from a wise man***Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake****
Japan that USA used nuclear weapon on should send there assets for a war they never started, USA GO TE
China want to become world power, so if American is vulnerable, is to their advantage.
UK that trump insulted their prime minister, baba phone is in flight mode.
South Korea got NORTH KOREA TO WORRY ABOUT, SO USA IS ALONE IN THIS The mumu president was sanctioning all nations with various tariffs in the last one year. Low key those nations are laughing at Trump and no one want to be part of his fight |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Deploys 5,000 Troops To Re-open Strait Of Hormuz by FunnyDude(m): 3:27pm On Mar 14 |
BigBoy12inches: Even former military men from America said America cannot defeat Iran because Iran will refuse to give up. Wars don't end when people are killed they end when one party throws in the towel. Trump will regret ever engaging in this senseless war same way they did in Iraq after 25 yrs |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Deploys 5,000 Troops To Re-open Strait Of Hormuz by FunnyDude(m): 3:10pm On Mar 14 |
ufotunang: ..you are enjoying it abi. When fuel price reach 5k per litre then you will know it's not an enjoyable season film I'm enjoying the war oo Shebi Iran was telling you people ''don't start what you can't finish''. You didn't listen. When we were saying the US should not have invaded Iran, that it would send the world into chaos, you started abusing us. Oya e don reach nau.....tough men. 🙄 |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Deploys 5,000 Troops To Re-open Strait Of Hormuz by FunnyDude(m): 3:09pm On Mar 14 |
patrickcollins: Things are getting expensive and cost is rising, it's no more enjoyable. Who cares Shebi Iran was telling you people ''don't start what you can't finish''. You didn't listen. When we were saying the US should not have invaded Iran, that it would send the world into chaos, you started abusing us. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Deploys 5,000 Troops To Re-open Strait Of Hormuz by FunnyDude(m): 3:08pm On Mar 14 |
grimandevil: you are probably in your mum's house eating free food. That's why you don't care. How it affects daily lives Yes oo, let me enjoy my mummy food. Shebi Iran was telling you people ''don't start what you can't finish''. You didn't listen. When we were saying the US should not have invaded Iran, that it would send the world into chaos, you started abusing us. Oya e don reach nau.....tough men. 🙄 |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Deploys 5,000 Troops To Re-open Strait Of Hormuz by FunnyDude(m): 3:08pm On Mar 14 |
Greenodds: Ignoramus. E go soon reach you no worry. Shebi you don start to dey buy fuel 1200. Na just introduction. Shebi Iran was telling you people ''don't start what you can't finish''. You didn't listen. When we were saying the US should not have invaded Iran, that it would send the world into chaos, you started abusing us. Let the war continue ooh |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says Iran Had Plans To Completely Obliterate Israel. by FunnyDude(m): 9:25am On Mar 14 |
I wonder what this old man and the one in Aso rock are still doing alive. Many young people are gone. They are disturbing this world |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Deploys 5,000 Troops To Re-open Strait Of Hormuz by FunnyDude(m): 9:05am On Mar 14 |
They should keep fighting. I'm enjoying the season film |
Education › Re: How To Transfer/ Convert WES US To WES Canada Or Vice Versa by FunnyDude(m): 3:52pm On Mar 07 |
You cannot directly convert a WES U.S. report to a WES Canada report, but you can transfer your previously submitted documents to "a new application". Create a new WES Canada account, submit a new application (typically for IRCC), pay the fee, and provide your WES US reference number to customer service to transfer records |
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Romance › Re: Immoral Sex Does Not Determine Your Success Or Failure by FunnyDude(op): 2:57pm On Mar 07 |
Asking oo
How many billions they your account upon all the celibacy
Because the metric of success is money all over the world |
Romance › Immoral Sex Does Not Determine Your Success Or Failure by FunnyDude(op): 1:49pm On Mar 07*. Modified: 2:55pm On Mar 07 |
Hope you have become a billionaire. Scientifically, sex has nothing to do with anyone success or failure, this is scientifically proven 💯.
What determine your success is your GOVERNMENT!!!!
Your action, strategy, planing and execution in anything you do determine how far you'll go.
Morally, you can say avoid sexual activity due to distraction or sti |
Politics › Re: Google AI Explains Why Igbo Language Not Included In List Of Supported Language by FunnyDude(m): 5:44am On Mar 06 |
Yoruba is universally spoken even in Russia |