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I was once like you 8 years ago. No direction. Send me a dm |
There will always be jobs on Upwork, but my question is, will you have the connects to apply for those jobs? Save your connect for good jobs, don't be applying for every job you see. Be strategic. |
Dey play. Religion is for poor man. A big scam. He keeps on feeding his Egyptian **pepper dem** |
In all your ways. Go where the money is. Don’t dull it |
Nairaland is back |
Back and stronger |
ChybuzzDD:Thanks. I will chill and add 1.5m more, need 2013 model at least |
Angrygoat:4m for 2007? This is 2024 already. I won't buy anything less than 2013 model |
Chicagograduate:Lol thanks to exchange rate ![]() |
Poleski:Dey play. Bad men marry good wife mostly. Good men end up marrying packaged women. |
I need your suggestions I'm a family man and I need Toyota Corolla for my child school and daily runs due to fuel economy. Currently using Honda Accord but want to change it. Which type should I buy considering durability and fuel consumption. My budget is around 4 million Naira. |
shereef19:Thanks for the info |
Today is my wedding anniversary, so grateful to God for the journey so far. |
AI doing skit making, looks very boring. Her audience will easily get bored of her style of content. |
Mechanic destroyed my first car. I will never forget the experience |
Happy Anniversary to you both! Marriage is not a joke. Mine is 2 years already. How time flies. Keep choking the single brothers and sisters ![]() |
FunnyDude:Remember this client I talked about? She's into e-commerce. I closed her after our discovery call. Generated 6 figure$ for her brand during the Black Friday sales. I'm happy. |
Lmfao you need to grow up |
Why not, you can marry yourself |
The money is in the follow-ups Keep following up. Your prospects and previous clients are currently holding your $$ Go get 'em Follow up. |
Long time coming |
You can only make money when you provide value to people. This theory has been in existence for centuries. Alot of people are looking for shortcut (ponzi, mmm, naijabet, etc). Truth is, those shortcuts are not sustainable for long. Learn a high income skill and get paid continuously. |
C'mon do your wedding once and for all. You'll like the experience. I did mine is 2021 spent around 4M. God is Great! We are 2 years already |
You don't know that earning dollars online and living in Nigeria is one of the greatest gift God can do for you as a Nigerian. If you're among those earning online. Thank your God. You're ahead of 80% of Nigerians struggling. You won't understand this until you try and look for a job in Nigeria. |
Kingsize4eva:Really learning alot here. Sorry |
If you're earning remotely, please SAVE. You'll not understand what it means to have a skill and earn with it until you listen to stories of others. Save your income. Diversify into offline business. Remote opportunities won't last forever . Remember. |
Everyminutes there is always job on Upwork. If you're not getting enough jobs, change your strategy. |
24Months Road Map to $20,000 for Anyone starting from $0 in Nigeria ======== 1. Get a job if you don't have money (you need to feed & live) 2. While at the job, Learn a high income skill (you will need this to hit your first $1000) 3. One high income skill is Copywriting 4. Now you have learnt a high income skill, create & grow an LinkedIn, Instagram or TikTok page then make videos plus pictures showing people how to use your copywriting skill to grow their business. Offer to create Copy for $200 (very cheap). As your audience grows you will get clients 5. If you sell this service for $200, 5 clients will give you $1000. Save every dollar. Live off your job. This money is for your future. 6. Once you have saved up $1000, still keep the job...also keep selling the skill. 7.Now put the $1000 in a business or side-hustle. Choose one with low-risk, high upside e.g info products, Ecom, dropshipping, offline biz, coaching/consultancy, etc. 8. Sell the products you have bought, then reinvest....rinse and repeat. At this point life is getting easier. Money is coming in from work, your skill and business - if you don't drastically increase lifestyle you will be able to handle loads of bills now. 9. Use the 50/30/20 rule. Pay yourself a salary and save the rest OR spend 50% on your needs (rent, food, etc). Spend 30% on wants (charity, dates, cold stone) save 20%. Note you can flip this and do 30% for saving and 20% for needs. If you keep reinvesting in your business & saving right you will hit $10,000 saving target real fast. Once you have $10,000, it is time to throw it into a business you set up once that pay you passive income with someone to manage Eg: a gym, Keke, car wash, The game is daily income, no matter how small...if a business makes ₦5000 a day profit, you will have ₦150,000 in a month. If you have 10 cashflow business that do this monthly, you will make ₦1.5M a month. This is 18M a year. This is $20k Now...you are at a point where you can start looking to make one move that will make you rich, cash is not a problem so you can be more aggressive saving in crypto and you will have cash to chase opportunities. F.D |
You're not another copywriter, designer, web developer, or media buyer. You're a problem solver. Think like a Doctor Who diagnose patient ailment. Do this for business owners too. You need to position yourself as a PROBLEM SOLVER. Identify their problem and pitch the solution to them. You'll get client in your outreach. Monday motivation |
Great |
If this doesn't motivate you,
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landiqa:Good luck in your Tech journey. |

