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TravelRe: Full List Of New US Non-Immigrant Visa Fees For Nigerian, International Traveler by FunnyDude(m): 4:58pm On May 06, 2025
ugodson:
If they reject the applicant 3-4 times you will know is Super Cheap grin
Don't mind him super cheap indeed for a less than 2 minutes interview. Mind you, you'll still pay for sevis that's 350$

To go embassy now you need close 1million naira
TravelRe: Full List Of New US Non-Immigrant Visa Fees For Nigerian, International Traveler by FunnyDude(m): 4:57pm On May 06, 2025
$185 is almost 320k in today's Nigeria economy.

I paid 75k during my time
Business. by FunnyDude(op):
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PoliticsRe: Abiodun Mourns As APC Spokesman, Oladunjoye Dies In UK by FunnyDude(m): 2:25pm On Apr 05, 2025
Zocalite:
This your comment is funny 🤡


How many people in rural area reach 100? do you how many people have died in rural areas due to lack of good medical attention

So if you want to live till 100yrs you will go rural area

Lolzzzzz 🤣
If rural is too high for you to comprehend, ok those in the village.

Village people
EventsRe: 'Go And Avenge Your Death'- Mother Places Knife And Broom In Son’s Coffin (Pics) by FunnyDude(m): 9:29am On Apr 05, 2025
Nobody avenge any death, it's just a fiction. A dead person is helpless
PoliticsRe: Abiodun Mourns As APC Spokesman, Oladunjoye Dies In UK by FunnyDude(m): 9:28am On Apr 05, 2025
Zocalite:
They do O

Abi you no see buhari & tinubu now

If they're receiving treatment in nigeria, they would have been forgotten
Lies!! Those old men & women in the rural areas that has surpassed 100 yrs on earth did they went abroad. Long life is from God
TravelRe: What Is Stopping You From Japa? Let’s Hear Your View by FunnyDude(m): 2:00pm On Feb 24, 2025
Catapault:
Go and sit down my friend. You need to learn how to market and brand yourself. And also be PATIENT as your business grows.

It’s not just about learning a skill and expecting customers the same day, or expecting big profits within a few weeks, failing which you give up and start trying other things.

You must be patient with the business and let it grow.

[/b]The streets are filled with SUVs and exotic vehicles. These are your mates making money here.[b]
At the bolded, don't forget that some are into very shady businesses like corruption, kidnapping, money laundering, organ harvesting, ritualist, drugs.

Don't be deceived.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Phd Graduate Seeking Employment Opportunities In A Reputable Academic Institutio by FunnyDude(m): 7:34pm On Feb 23, 2025
AnuOluwatomilol:
A PhD holder seeking job opportunities? You shouldn’t have left the job you were doing with your first degree. I always advise people to ensure they don’t quit their jobs (which put food on their table and money in their pocket) for higher education—especially when there's no guarantee of securing a job afterward, particularly in a country like Nigeria.

The higher your qualifications in Nigeria, the slimmer your chances of getting a job. I would advise you to transition into tech. Rigorous training in Python, MySQL, and basic Excel knowledge can set you on the right path, but it won’t be easy. You’ll need to invest at least ₦30,000 per month in training.

Sorry, bro!
You made a fallacy of hasty generalization here.

How many people have you seen quit their job for advance degree in Nigeria? I haven't seen anyone do. Unless those earning minimum wage or sh!tty salary. People I know keep their job for either part time program or seek permission from their office.

The issue is there is high unemployment in the country. Majority of people don't have job in the first place.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did The Quran Say All Black People Will Go To Hell Fire by FunnyDude(m): 6:53am On Feb 22, 2025
Same way Jacob replaced and stole the glory of his brother and receive the blessing of his blind Father in the Bible, and yet God blessed his generation.

What Jacob did is what we term old school yahoo and corruption in today's world.
RomanceRe: How Football Betting Stopped Me From Living. by FunnyDude(m): 6:47am On Feb 22, 2025
smartlad:
Since when I get addicted to football betting I forget when last I used my own money buy a good food, clothes or something nice for myself.
All I think is how to source money and place a bet which always cut. I keep losing money but I couldn't stop. Isn't that a curse?
Gambling has turned me celibate, since when I get addicted to this shit, I forget how it feels to see a big assed lady bending over infront of me while I give it to her from behind. Unlike before that I buy nice things for myself and have enough sex.
But now, I always look dirty and busy because my mind is filled with strategies on how to defeat alabi, but whenever I try the strategies I end up being defeated.

Truly, I am tired of gambling, I miss my pre-gambling life.
Since when I sold my phone 2 years ago and lost the money to the bookmakers, I am unable to buy another one, the one I am currently using is one old android4 with a faulty screen giving to me by my brother.

Gambling is an illusion, a worthless venture and a grand exercise of futility desist from it guys if you truly care about your lives.
If there is a strategy to win constantly in betting the bookmakers wouldn't be here.



Gambling, sport betting has stopped me from living I am merely existing.

No money
No girlfriend
No good clothes
No phone
No happiness
Only frustrations upon frustrations
Start by deleting all the betting and livescore app on your phone.

Look for a legal hustle and do it deligently.

Save.

In 12 months time thank me later
CelebritiesRe: This Is What Really Happened Between Sabinus And His Wife by FunnyDude(m): 8:56am On Feb 16, 2025
Team foreign woman, Nigeria women are this Naija girls are that bad bla bla bla

You all will learn.

Naija guys don't forget that immediately you marry a foreign woman or she birth a child for you, just know you're in for a very long future battle that won't end and can even end your LIFE.

The other day it was that Cardiologist Dr Ikenna that committed suicide because of $15,000 monthly child support.

I prefer my Nigerian wife till the end of time, all these useless western woman looking to torment your life with child support and reap you off because of their outdated law.

Nigerian women are still the best for a Nigerian man.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Happened To Amazon KDP, Copywriting, Content Writing And The Likes? by FunnyDude(m):
Lol... I'm one of the advocate of copywriting as far back as 2018, there's still money and demand from clients. You can check on Upwork and see the demands. AI is just noise people are making cool money lowkey.

I guess alot of people now prefer crypto bullrun, meme tokens and airdrops quick money no hardwork kind of things
RomanceRe: 101 Reasons Why You Should Flee Nigeria NOW! [Pics] by FunnyDude(m):
Una don come again, which country will accommodate 200 million+ citizens , how many people can afford japa..

Hold your leaders accountable.
RomanceRe: Have You Succeeded Sleeping With An Older Woman Before Share With Us by FunnyDude(m): 2:00pm On Feb 06, 2025
Lol. Just be nice around them you'll get them easily.
My first catch was with grace my neighbor about 18 years ago, she was staying alone and always lonely after work, I observed her, one day I helped her fixed her bulb in her inner room the rest became history.

And many more of them like that I have forgotten.

I'm married with kids I don't do that shit again
RomanceRe: U Don Knack Woman Older Than You Before Share Your Escapade by FunnyDude(m): 1:53pm On Feb 06, 2025
Lost count actually
TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 18 by FunnyDude(m): 1:44pm On Feb 06, 2025
Those of you going to US embassy during this Trump MAGA. God is your strength
Business To BusinessRe: DON'T BUY THAT ROOFING TILES UNTIL YOU READ THIS! by FunnyDude(op): 2:19pm On Feb 02, 2025
Call the importer now.
08104749919
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Imposes Tariffs On Goods From Mexico, Canada And China by FunnyDude(m): 6:44am On Feb 02, 2025
This is how Buhari destroyed Nigerian economy with his yeye policy now look at where we are.

Trump is doing the same too, Americans will witness the highest level of inflation ever in the US, months to come. Because it doesn't seems right to be fighting everyone at the same time.
TravelRe: I'm Frustrated With My Life In America...please Don't Judge by FunnyDude(m):
Not even at this current heat of Trump Government and the MAGA supporters. Racism will be at its peak. I only pity any black (Nigerian) man abroad at this time

It rains everyone.

Those of us in Nigeria have not died of hunger, we have families, we have owanbe to attend, we live a communal lifestyle, we won't be afraid to die in our country.

Listen young man, abroad doesn't give you joy at a certain age. It's just a myth. You'll be home sick. You'll work like a slave.
Remember, all your achievements and worries won't matter on your dead bed.

Enjoy your few time on earth.
PoliticsRe: Bread Photo Proves Obasa Was Full Of Himself. by FunnyDude(m): 2:34pm On Jan 26, 2025
Imagine the dirty looking bread
RomanceRe: Life As A Bachelor! by FunnyDude(m): 6:55am On Jan 25, 2025
Keep consoling yourself
IslamRe: The Death Of Shaykh Qamarudeen Ajala And Lessons We Should All Learn by FunnyDude(m): 1:40pm On Jan 24, 2025
Ultimate price for all mortal. Verily, we came with nothing and we shall return with nothing.
BusinessRe: CBN Vows To Tackle Buying, Selling Of Naira Notes by FunnyDude(m): 7:28am On Jan 22, 2025
Lol
BusinessRe: Verified Upwork Account For Sale by FunnyDude(m): 7:27am On Jan 14, 2025
losprince:
It's in my signature
Okay reply your message
BusinessRe: Verified Upwork Account For Sale by FunnyDude(m): 6:08am On Jan 14, 2025
losprince:
Mine is available, interested?
Yes drop your WhatsApp contact
BusinessRe: Verified Upwork Account For Sale by FunnyDude(m): 12:09am On Jan 14, 2025
MidasTouch15:
I have a verified upwork account for sale. Chat me up on Whatsapp 0701....5874.....728
Still available
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Open Fire On Benue Farmer After Picking Up ₦‎5.4 Million Ransom by FunnyDude(m): 7:56am On Jan 13, 2025
The worst thing about Nigeria is that they will go scott free as government is not proactive.

Nigeria happened to him. Why people consider japa even with their high paying job/business without looking back.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Don't Have A Job, Where Do You Go To? by FunnyDude(m): 4:28pm On Jan 12, 2025
YourBestWriter:
That is where it gets tricky bro. My wife has a job of her own, and she barely ask for money to run the family. We don't have a child yet, so it's just us two. If I tell her now, won't she change her behavior towards me.
That means your wife is with you because of your MONEY.

Who best to share your pains with if not your better half?

I'm married, and I can tell my wife anything about my business downtime or job lose.
During my financial boom we share it together as well.

You're a man, stamp your authority.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Don't Have A Job, Where Do You Go To? by FunnyDude(m): 8:48am On Jan 12, 2025
You better tell her so that she can lower her financial expectation from you till you get back on your feet.
Tell her, she's human being. If she can't reason with you at this difficult time, then you don't have a wife yet.
PoliticsRe: NNPC MD, Mele Kyari Seeks Forgiveness From Nigerians In 60th Birthday Post by FunnyDude(m): 7:04am On Jan 09, 2025
anonimi:
If oyinbos ran away instead of fixing their countries where would we run to now huh
This is a TERRIBLE country for crying out loud. Without connection you can't do anything meaningful in this place.

- No Light
- Costly Fuel
- No job
- No security
- No good road
- Bad currency
- High level of poverty
- High level of stealing and corruption


Is that how oyinbo develop their land.

What a terrible country Nigeria

The odd is against the child of the poor.
RomanceRe: My Relationship & Dating Era Has Come To A Close! by FunnyDude(m): 9:35am On Jan 05, 2025
ibechris:
Leave us alone.

Life without women is a wasted life.

If u like give everything to ur mother how e take concern us.

Mark my words...women are the absolute companionship ever made for men. God has attested to this in the book of Genesis...

Someone married ur mum and gave birth to u...now u want to destroy ur lineage. Ok good for u.

After all,the same Bible refer to such men as Enoch. Make una continue.

I can't suffer and make money I won't then spend same on my wife but a baby mama. Where is the joy then ?
Don't mind him. One of the agent of white men satanic practice.

He should marry his mum, baby mama will collect his money for child support anyways.

Aside sxxx aspect, having a woman at home is one of the best gift for a mature man.

That feelings of seeing my wife and kids under my roof every morning is second to none.
FamilyRe: How I Will Sexually Satisfy My Three New Wives – Delta Singer, Arube Otor by FunnyDude(m): 11:16am On Jan 04, 2025
I'll like to do this too, life and women are our pocessions meant to be enjoyed. As a married man, I understand the man better.

One of the beauty of living in your home country. I doubt any japa person go do this abroad shocked grin

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